View Full Version : things that make you say ...ew?!
deliops
04-09-2005, 08:53 PM
Alright, we all have things that really creep us out.
i was at work today and these two people walked in together. Now i first assumed that they had to be father and daughter based on how old they looked. I mean the girl could not have been older than 30 and the guy looked like he was in his early 60's. Well after watching them for a little while, it became obvious that they were a couple, especially since he went into the dressing room with her! now these may-december romances just creep me out... the thought of being with someone who is my parents age just gives me the heebie jeebies! and whats worse is that when i was ringing up their stuff i glanced up and saw that she had elbowed him in his side because he was staring down my shirt!
i mean this guy was a total greaseburger!!
so what are things that totally gross you out and just make you cringe to even think about??
I think Pamela Anderson has reached that stage, in her earlier years she was a fox, but now she is getting all old-lady-like. That stuff gives me the Jibblies...
Another rather disturbing thing is Micheal Jackson (not the Weebl's stuff user, the real dude) He's more machine than man *shivers*
captain canuck
05-09-2005, 01:15 AM
I am disturbed by the sight of overly-intense Public Displays of Affection. And not just because I'm bitter and left out of such things. Sometimes just a degree of moderation is a good thing. Okay, this is not a 'gross out' per se. But it can be under certain circumstances.
I am made extremely uneasy by discussions involving blood. Seeing lots of the red stuff doesn't seem to bother me, even if it's my own. But I quite literally fainted this one time my sister was discussing giving blood in every detail possible. So obviously even thinking about it is at least cringe-worthy.
Also, and this is neither cringe-inducing nor gross, but I feel is worth noting anyway - I am made very uncomfortable when people seem to be staring at me for no good reason. I'm kind of easily prone to paranoia in the first place, but especially when they seem to be focusing on one thing/area in particuar I get really nervous.
People vomiting near me, mostly just me hearing it though, will make me almost vomit, sometimes does make me vomit.
It's grooooosssssssssssssss.
wocket
05-09-2005, 02:48 AM
People who chew like cows. You know, mouths WIDE open, chomp chomp chomp, especially when they have gum. Gross. OK, so I guess it's not creepy, but it's still absolutely disgusting.
As for creepy, those weird old doctors you sometimes get who try to be all buddy-buddy with you and put their hand on your shoulder when they're talking to you...It's even worse when they call you things like "sugar" and "honey" and "dearie". Gross.
MONKEY050
05-09-2005, 04:02 AM
Oftentimes my mirror says "ew" when I look at it. How odd. :ninja:
Argh, i have a lovely story about that.
Oh and one day this summer I was taking a walk to our local family-owned sporting goods store to get a new basketball referee whistle, and on the way there somebody pulled over by me in a nice BMW and the passenger just opened the door and spilled. I didn't know whether to call our rescue squad or not, so I just kept walking and hoping the person was alright for the most part. That made ME say "ew."
Looking at wocket's post, I am reminded of the ever creepy 'old and weird teacher'. Every school has one, and I think it might be against the law not to. You know the teacher. The one who seems to have the incapacity to withold bodily functions, maintain proper hygiene, and excercise moral and cultural standards. He also has decided that he has the right to stare at whatever he pleases ( In one instant, my crotch, I am a dude, by the way, so was he). In my experience, they are mostly hired as substitutes.
Creepy rating: 4 out of 5 jibblies, right behind bottle-collector-on-drugs-that-decides-to-go-to-the-place-you-work-and-act-crazy-man
wocket
05-09-2005, 04:14 AM
Looking at wocket's post, I am reminded of the ever creepy 'old and weird teacher'. Every school has one, and I think it might be against the law not to. You know the teacher. The one who seems to have the incapacity to withold bodily functions, maintain proper hygiene, and excercise moral and cultural standards. He also has decided that he has the right to stare at whatever he pleases ( In one instant, my crotch, I am a dude, by the way, so was he). In my experience, they are mostly hired as substitutes.
OH MY GOD. That was my Chemistry teacher from last year. Total mad scientist in just about every way. He was allergic to mint, which I think he used as an excuse to not brush his teeth ever. He also farted and belched a lot, but that didn't matter to him because he had lost his sense of smell 20 years before in a lab accident. Generally, though, he stared up at the ceiling, instead of at people's crotches. He made up for it by having blatant crushes on most every girl in the class, though.
captain canuck
05-09-2005, 04:24 AM
a former professor of mine met his current wife (20-something year age gap - she's my age) when she was a masters student... and he was her thesis advisor...
and yet, that doesn't give me the jibblies any more than the aforementioned Overenthusiastic PDAs. :p
I love that fancy abbreviation, cap'n, and I think that the the rule of thumb is anyone in a place of authority has a higher jibblies rating than someone equally creepy in an insignificant standpoint (authority doesnt have to be literal, it could be control of a situation, threat, etc.) Which explains Bush's effective creepiness, even when in most cases he would simply be a friendly dunce. Honestly, the US elections remind me of that one episode of Ren and Stimpy with 'The Village Idiot Competition'. Makes you think, dunnit?
Maple Moose
05-09-2005, 06:03 AM
1. Michael Jackson's nose
2. Chubby girls in skimpy clothes with thongs sticking out
3. Sluts with little to no clothes on.
all very well made points, but what about the highly unattractive women that attempt to cover it up with even more hideous makeup? That is worth at least 4 and a half jibblies. I have actually shuddered at this one woman when she was looking at me. She knew why I shuddered, too :P
mother leopard
05-09-2005, 06:38 AM
for me it's people's spit. long stringy yellow globules of slimy spit just freak me out. like when i slept over at a friends house and they all started spitting into this tube until it filled nearly half-way. twas disgusting
Ah, nothing quite like spitting into a tube. makes life worth living, dunnit? And by 'life' I mean 'lives of disgusting assholes'
Jimpy
05-09-2005, 06:59 AM
On a trip my family and I stopped at a restaurant in South Carolina (US of course), it was about the only building for about 100 miles around other then mobile homes, everything else was farms or woodlands. Anyways we stop there and the place is dirty and nasty, but we were hungry so... Anyways, after shooing about 20 flies, the chef comes out and there is blood all over his apron and he is sweating and dirt all over his face, and to top it off he has a big butcher knife and he is heading to the rest room...
Ewww...
That is so disturbing it sounds made up.
Jiiiimpyyyy, are you just trying to impress us?
Jimpy
05-09-2005, 07:15 AM
No... I'm serious... It was called Captain somethings. My father had been there once before and since we were arguing with him and he knew how bad it was... he took us there. I got a breakfast plate which seemed like it came out of a freezer, everything is truth.
squidgyegg
05-09-2005, 08:01 AM
2. Chubby girls in skimpy clothes with thongs sticking out
*Shudders* Eeeeuuuggghhh.
Please don't.
*Yak*
Unfortunatey, the fat slut, or 'fatticus slutinane' is rapidly growing, regardless of many obvious dangers to their lifestyle. The Fatticus slutinane lives indigenously in urban areas, but are quickly spreading to all corners of the planet. Fortunately, all UN members have a hunting season for this species. Some of these countries' seasons exceed 12 months a year, and dont even require a license.
UMIST_For_Ever
05-09-2005, 09:15 AM
I know the older guy, younger girl thing may have a lot to be desired, but isn't it best to leave them to it and not make any judgments?
eleanor
05-09-2005, 10:40 AM
I know the older guy, younger girl thing may have a lot to be desired, but isn't it best to leave them to it and not make any judgments?
Um, I don't think people have any choice as to what weirds them out or not. That is what this thread's about, isn't it? I don't see anyone making judgments... Also, nowadays if a uni lecturer is discovered to be having it away with a student, the lecturer will lose their job.
and it's "leave a lot to be desired" :eng101:
The smell of sick
The resulting smell of detox on sick
Fish and other creatures with loads of tiny little feelers.
Bus station smell.
Magpie
05-09-2005, 11:26 AM
folk with fairly visible track marks who still wander round town wearing short sleeved shirts or vests.
geck.
barkskin
05-09-2005, 11:51 AM
fat sluts.one word YUCK!
Arkwright
05-09-2005, 11:55 AM
BOTOX!
Those blank emotionless faces, staring... always staring...
Discodoris
05-09-2005, 12:11 PM
Dog faeces on pavements because owners are too lazy to pick it up, anyone so drunk that they are vomiting and bare footedly stepping in entrails/vomit that the cat has deposited in the house...
TX_101
05-09-2005, 02:19 PM
a weird one maybe, but the sound of hard-bristled brushes always sends shivers up my spine...
...uuuggghhh... :nana:
Disgruntledgoat
05-09-2005, 02:24 PM
Incest.
It doesn't make me say ew, but it really disturbes me when something is very out of place. Maroon 5 should not have played in a show with the Rolling Stone, Tragically Hip and Our Lady Peace. It was just WRONG. (This also works with CDs being in a very wrong section in a music store, or books in a book store. They obviously don't belong.)
Lamson
05-09-2005, 03:14 PM
Childrens TV
Disney
People shitting on eachother for sexual entertainment
[QUOTE=T3-X]Creepy rating: 4 out of 5 jibblies, right behind/QUOTE]
Excuse me, but the common units of squick are the Winger (Wgr), or more usually the Milliwinger (mWgr) to measure the power of shock, and the shudder (shd) to measure the lasting effect.
For instance: mutilation porn, for me, about 1-2kshd, and 1-2 Wgr.
Ant swarms register around 5 Wgr and 20 kshd.
I fucking hate ants.
Nuclear Spoon
05-09-2005, 03:43 PM
Seaweed. I don't know, I just don't like it.
And people's faces that are completely covered with pus-filled spots.
gruff
05-09-2005, 03:43 PM
People swallowing their own phlegm. Noisily.
Tweekish
05-09-2005, 03:53 PM
Smokers coughs - the really hacking ones that last for ages.
Spiders give me the hibbly wibblys
People who gob on the floor :(
People who gob on the floor
Agreed. I can understand if your chocking on your own phelgm, but spitting all over the place is just blurgh. And of course, there is always a bin.
Bob Todd
05-09-2005, 04:47 PM
Picture the scene:
A fine sunny day in Colchester zoo. A strapping young chimp busily fingers himself before excreting into his open palm. He then eats the chocolate hostage whose release he's just negotiated, before regurgitating it and offering the revolting mass to another chimp.
Bleurrgghh.
maw3193
05-09-2005, 05:29 PM
dirty monkey...
Lamson
05-09-2005, 05:39 PM
But monkeys don't eat chocolate
maw3193
05-09-2005, 06:01 PM
it wasn't chocolate, it was "chocolate"
carpefula
05-09-2005, 06:24 PM
I hate dog owners who let their dogs shit on my lawn! I'd chase them with a stick if i could catch them... what if i fell in it and was blinded!?? Shit heads!
TX_101
05-09-2005, 06:45 PM
it wasn't chocolate, it was "chocolate"
ewwwwww !!!
People spitting on the ground, especially when they really bui;d it up and hock all the phlegm out.
*shudder*
guy in a box
05-09-2005, 07:15 PM
I don't really say ew! but whenever I see those type of hospital programs I hate the idea of needles being injected into your wrists and tubes being shoved up your nose. It make me start to feel really queasy... I hate it.
Even as I type this post I am feeling queasy and slightly shaking.
TX_101
05-09-2005, 07:32 PM
Yes, taking a blood sample is something I really don't like also, never actually had it done to me, but seeing someone with a tube in them is bad enough.
gruff
05-09-2005, 07:36 PM
I had to spend a fortnight with a tube in one of my arm veins, every 12 hours a nurse came in to pump ice cold antibiotics in through it.
guy in a box
05-09-2005, 08:08 PM
I had to spend a fortnight with a tube in one of my arm veins, every 12 hours a nurse came in to pump ice cold antibiotics in through it.
I feel horrible whilst just reading that... I feel so sorry for you.
One of the reasons I look after myself and don't do crazy things with my friends is because I never want to be in a situation like that, It is literally one on the only things I fear.
mittens
05-09-2005, 08:59 PM
Sexually-active thirteen-year-olds frighten me severely, most especially when they are far too up-front about it. It's just sick, regardless of their sex or who they're with.
By the same token, there's no good reason for any young girl to be wearing booty shorts with "hottie" scrawled across the ass. Contemporary grade-school fashions are disconcerting to me.
Mezmerize
05-09-2005, 09:11 PM
Peopl being sick, into a pint then drinking it..... That put me off Guiness for life... even though i don't really like it
Mr stabby
05-09-2005, 09:36 PM
Sexually-active thirteen-year-olds frighten me severely, most especially when they are far too up-front about it.
I think its wrong too, especialy when the guy (assuming its a girl) is 18/19. Fucking Peados.
wocket
05-09-2005, 11:54 PM
Oh great. Now you've made me think of stuff I didn't want to think of...
When I was 12, I knew a girl who was also 12...who was sexually active. Who one night didn't KNOW if her boyfriend used a condom (how the hell do you not know?) So the next day she performed an at-home abortion. By taking twenty aspirin.
...If that's not creepy and skeezy and "ew" worthy I don't know what is.
charlieman
05-09-2005, 11:59 PM
old naked people.... its just wrong...
oh, and people being sick. the sound is grim and the smell of vomit makes me wretch...
Finding hairs in food. Especially jelly. Ever eaten hairy jelly???? No?? It's like eating a furry brain :(
Other things might include blood thinning injections that you now have to have in hospital. Why?? Because they administer it through your stomach and it feels like there's a little angry hedgehog inside you for hours.
Also how did that girl not die?? Surely that many asprins would've killed her. I suppose it shows why there's an age limit on people having sex though. As she is a perfect example that kids that age arn't mature enough to deal with the consequences. Or with the gravity of the situations they might find themselves in.
The pubic hair found on the toilet seat in public restrooms. Although once I flossed my teeth with it for 5 dollars.
Yes.
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