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Fade Away
04-09-2005, 11:25 PM
Look what my friend found in my little brother's room... under his bed. I thought it was so wonderous I would show you all.
Personally, I'm lawling all over myself.
ZOMG PR0N
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/865/12dh.jpg
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1889/27lt.jpg
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3339/38of.jpg
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7639/43uz1.jpg
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7797/53hk.jpg
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9186/64qq.jpg
He's 14, he can do better than this!
Rawful
Pilk Man
04-09-2005, 11:27 PM
Does your brother know the Internet exists? o.0
Seriously it's so much easier for me to hide my huge pr0n collection on my HDD than I ever could in my room!
Oh no...I've said too much! :ninja:
lawl "In the mens grooming section"
albie_123
04-09-2005, 11:43 PM
When he finds it on his bed, you must be standing by his door going "Well, well well. What do we have here?"
Just for added fun.
Thats hardly porn...maybe he just enjoys cutting things out :rolleyes:
Fezwald
04-09-2005, 11:53 PM
mabey he's gonna make a collage out of things which aren't porn
you'd think your brother would find a better place that hiding it under his bed
you'd think your brother would find a better place that hiding it under his bedYeah, thats so cliche
albie_123
04-09-2005, 11:59 PM
He should have hid it under Fades bed. :D
Cunning...very cunning...
His sheets are cleaner than mine at least. Dirty boy.
AngryPaul
05-09-2005, 12:14 AM
Why was your friend rooting through a 14-year-old boys room?
Fade Away
05-09-2005, 01:16 AM
Rawful.
He jumped on his bed, god knows why.. it's comfortable? Then he saw a magazine, or so it seemed, and he pulled them all out.
Sadly, he still hasn't been up to his room where all the pictures are out on his bed, covered only by a blanket.
renatzu
05-09-2005, 02:02 AM
I'd hardly call that porn.
Maybe he just really likes the models in beer ads.
Or maybe not.
Jimpy
05-09-2005, 07:04 AM
Well he's got good taste.
Sadly, he still hasn't been up to his room where all the pictures are out on his bed, covered only by a blanket.
Please, give us a play by play on how he reacts when he finds out, and after he stops being angry at you, maybe you should be a good sibling and get a hold of some pr0n for him, or at least teach him how to hide what he already has. :yarr:
Fade Away
05-09-2005, 09:08 AM
Lawl
He found it when I wasn't there, but luckily before my mom straightened his bed, I thought maybe she'd moved it, but aparently it was him.
My friend and I went up to sleep and saw the bed was straightened so we gathered the photos again and put then under his sheets, then waited until we heard crinkling and we burst it saying "WHOA WHAT'S THIS MICHAEl!?"
He got all embaressed and we kept giving him a hard time, but he played it off saying his friends gave them to him as a birthday present. So, he tried the hand them to me and I just yelled "WHOA SICKO! Get that away from me, I don't wanna touch it, it's dirty!" Then he got emaressed and chased my friend into my room with it.
We shoved him out and he ran to my friend's room. (Yes my friend Dj lives with me mostly (5 days out of the week pretty much), because his family moved and he still wants to go to school here and do sports and his job, so it's easier for him to live here.. but, I digress) Then we threw them back into him, and threw him into his room.
After that, I don't know what's happening with them.
Probably had a scared little fap and went to sleep.
Lawls at the yougin's \o/
albie_123
05-09-2005, 09:12 AM
:D :) :D
Lawl.
Pilk Man
05-09-2005, 10:07 AM
Please allow me to be the first to say,
Pwnt.
TX_101
05-09-2005, 10:22 AM
I don't know wether to laugh, or wonder that the fact that he's 14 and thinks That's dirty ! lol
squidgyegg
05-09-2005, 10:31 AM
What's he like at school, where there are even more completely clothed girls and women??? Has he got a weird reputation for making faps in the back of the classroom?
ThrustTrust
05-09-2005, 10:42 AM
I can't believe I'm the first to say this:
do you have a scanner?
(out of general curiosity, of course :rolleyes: )
Surely he's too old for that stuff?
Mittwoch
05-09-2005, 04:15 PM
o_o
I've seen dirtier stuff in a teen girl magazine.
Yorkshire Tea
05-09-2005, 04:21 PM
Am I alone in thinking that was a really unnecessary and spiteful thing to do? Something that was probably really embarassing to him and which you didn't have to share with a bunch of strangers on the internet? Something that wasn't actually very funny at all? He's a 14-year-old-boy! What do you expect?
That's really very mean of you.
maw3193
05-09-2005, 05:35 PM
I think that, by the age of 14, he should be able to get his hands on actual pr0n.
I've been surfing for porn since I was 12.
Inverse
05-09-2005, 06:09 PM
I keep my pr0n in a box of lego :weebl:
Mushroom
05-09-2005, 06:37 PM
Speaking as having been a little brother myself, I can safely say:
you're mean! :p
You do realise you've now given him the impetus to find whatever dodgy stuff you may have and blackmail you with it? ;)
And don't say he won't, he's probably already scheming it! We younger brothers think alike :mushroom:
TX_101
05-09-2005, 06:40 PM
Am I alone in thinking that was a really unnecessary and spiteful thing to do? Something that was probably really embarassing to him and which you didn't have to share with a bunch of strangers on the internet? Something that wasn't actually very funny at all? He's a 14-year-old-boy! What do you expect?
That's really very mean of you.
I agree completely.
So well done Fade Away :p
moovok
05-09-2005, 07:51 PM
Aww... am I the only one thinking that I feel sorry for that kid. I had porn, everyone had porn and everyone hid it somewhere, it's really embarassing when someone finds it out.
tom93
05-09-2005, 08:50 PM
I think that, by the age of 14, he should be able to get his hands on actual pr0n.
I've been surfing for porn since I was 12.
I was scared of pron until I was ooh, 13?
Anenome
05-09-2005, 08:58 PM
That was bizarre....If that's all he can get for porn, he could be in some trouble. Lonely trouble...oh Aunt Jemima, where are you???????
Fade Away
05-09-2005, 09:00 PM
Roffle people.
You get caught with things your whole life, you deal with it, and he has no idea anyone even knows, though we will give him hard time for a long time. It happens, live with it. If you can't handle it, then that sucks.
It's life.
;)
Mezmerize
05-09-2005, 09:13 PM
OMG... if you think thats strange my 12 year old brother has a DVD and 5 porn mags.... I wanna know where he gets them from , i have no dvd :(
Anenome
05-09-2005, 09:18 PM
Stores...internet...you can get a DVD...i'm sure of it. :)
Pilk Man
05-09-2005, 09:18 PM
hehe you should see my USB HD :p
FoxDhoj
05-09-2005, 09:29 PM
His sheets are cleaner than mine at least. Dirty boy.
Are you sure? Can't you see the glossy sheen skimming over the bed covers? See the light dancing across them folds? Now that's dirty.
And also, that's not even real porn. He probably cut them out of the Radio Times, the Argos catalogue or the Slimming World magazine...again, now that's dirty.
Meatwad
05-09-2005, 11:54 PM
So, catch your bro looking at anymore porn on the web?
And what was that one you told me he was looking at? Schoolbus girls or something?
Pilk Man
06-09-2005, 12:35 AM
I recently discovered the true beuty of being a freakishly tall 16 year old.
Top shelf pr0n is practically at my chest height :P
I used to look obvious getting pr0n and stuff off shelves (as everyone does. the shop people do it on purpose to make you embarass yourself) but now I look dead natural.
Not that I get pr0n off shelves a lot you realise :ninja:
Fade Away
06-09-2005, 01:26 AM
So, catch your bro looking at anymore porn on the web?
And what was that one you told me he was looking at? Schoolbus girls or something?
Roffle, yes I checked my history after he had used it. I found pron sites such as.. "School Bus Girls!" "School Girls xxx" etc. etc.
Oh the hilarity.
Smartie
06-09-2005, 02:28 PM
oh come on, we all hid pictures of laydees under our beds when we were young
Didn't we...? :ninja:
GorillaBearBear
06-09-2005, 02:29 PM
Aww... am I the only one thinking that I feel sorry for that kid. I had porn, everyone had porn and everyone hid it somewhere, it's really embarassing when someone finds it out.
And then you get a talk from your dad... :p
Yes, to be honest I rate this thread "arseholes"
Fruity Biscuit
06-09-2005, 02:39 PM
Is that a cum stain on one of those pictures?
charlieman
06-09-2005, 03:12 PM
Roffle, yes I checked my history after he had used it. I found pron sites such as.. "School Bus Girls!" "School Girls xxx" etc. etc.
Oh the hilarity.
surely everyone knows to delete the history after searching porn.... dont they?
The trick is, use a multiple identity OS.
OMG...A 14 year old likes looking at porn.
I also hear that mice like cheese, and cats like milk.
Twatybollocks
06-09-2005, 03:29 PM
*In walks Cilla Black*
"Surprise Surprise....when a 6 foot nail hits you between the eyes!!"
*Cilla bows, and leaves*
Erasmus
06-09-2005, 09:59 PM
OMG...A 14 year old likes looking at porn.
I also hear that mice like cheese, and cats like milk.
Yes, I had also heard that.
Is it also true that the pope is catholic and bears shit in the woods?
FoxDhoj
06-09-2005, 10:16 PM
Is that a cum stain on one of those pictures?
That just completely spoiled the whole point of this thread. I cannot look at those photographs now without thinking "wtf is that a cum stain". Sick people. Not even proper pr0n anyway. We all know that has small furry bunny rabbits with large "carrots" and big gloves that say "#1!" on it, and that is stuck up some poor girls...
Well you know what I'm talking about.
Pilk Man
06-09-2005, 10:21 PM
Has anyone considered that the poor bugger may have the pics stored because he's interested in becoming a ladies' fashion designer?
If you look they have some fairly styleh garments on!
Isn't it a beautiful element of life that we're talking about him like this and he doesn't have a clue? God knows what people are saying about me right now...
Erasmus
06-09-2005, 10:24 PM
Isn't it a beautiful element of life that we're talking about him like this and he doesn't have a clue? God knows what people are saying about me right now...
I agree. This thread is truly fuel for paranoia
Pilk Man
06-09-2005, 10:29 PM
Seriously, though, it's amazing that all these people are so obsessed with some dodgy pictures under his bed.
Imagine what things of yours people could be discussing on the 'net right now?!
EDIT: And besides, what makes you think he keeps them for masturbational purposes? What makes you even think they're his?!
I reckon they belong to Fades and his mum found them and so he's staging this elaborate hoax so that his mum will find this on the net (as she hawks everything he looks at) and shirk blame onto his little bro.
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