Woman dies under gravestone!

[Destrukto]

Translated from a Dutch newssite, I had to share. :)
Also, the "Hot piss!" tag has never been more relevant :D

Woman dies peeing under a gravestone

Pulle/Brussels

A Belgian woman in Pulle has died in a macabre way. After visiting a pub the 33 year old woman walked home and needed to pee. Tehe woman decided to walk into a graveyard. She squatted between to gravestones, but lost her balance. In a reflex she grabbed one of the gravestones. It broke and fell on her head. The clash was so hard that the woman died on the spot.

When a neighbour saw the woman lying there with her pants on her ancles when she visited the graveyard on sunday she first thought it was a rapecrime. The police however quickly discarded this theory. "In a way that's a relief", her boyfriend confided in the newspaper "Gazet van Antwerpen"

[Aladdin Sane]

:shock: Not the nicest of ways to die, although I guess that it was inevitable that the dead would seek revenge after she went to the toilet on their graves...

[Arkwright]

Warning: Tombstones are not toilets.

Careless pissing costs lives.

[Fruity Biscuit]

Foop.

What a pathetic way to die, crushed by a gravestone.

[Discodoris]

Surely that will be entered for this years Darwin awards - it sounds just right for them! :D

[Redux]

When a neighbour saw the woman lying there with her pants on her ancles when she visited the graveyard on sunday she first thought it was a rapecrime. The police however quickly discarded this theory. "In a way that's a relief", her boyfriend confided in the newspaper

Oh, it's okay that she died in this fashion. Actually, I never liked her much anyways.

[Ste150]

Am i the only one who sees the pun in this:

"In a way that's a relief"

Hehe

[Destrukto]

Surely that will be entered for this years Darwin awards - it sounds just right for them! :D

Precisely my thought when I read this! :D

edit: I submitted it for addition :)

[Geek Grrrl]

Am i the only one who sees the pun in this:

"In a way that's a relief"

Hehe

hehe, I was laughing at that one too :p

[AngryPaul]

She'll be popular amongst the ghosts in the graveyard.

"Hey, that the one who pissed on Arthurs spot!"

*ghoulish riot*

[Shave]

how many belgian people are called arthur :p

if you're belgian and arthur please prove me wrong

[Destrukto]

Lots of Belgians are called Arthur, in fact it's one of the most used male names :)

Mostly abbreviated to "Tuur" though.

[Shave]

... damn :p

[Dude]

Heh, that's quite amusing :p

[Liz]

I would much prefur to go out like this then something boring like die in my sleep. I mean that woman died in style didnt she?

[carpefula]

I feel trully evil for laughing at this, knowing she died but hell

SHE WAS PISSING ON GRAVES!

[TX_101]

I feel trully evil for laughing at this, knowing she died but hell

SHE WAS PISSING ON GRAVES!

you evil sacriligious person :p

lol, funny story. The dead get their revenge I guess, this is a good lesson to respect the dead... it seems... :ninja:

[Thomp]

Heh... pretty stupid really...

*sigh* Killed by a sign that tell the rest of the world you're dead too...

[xkittyx]

Peeing in a graveyard. What utter disrespect!!

[Thomp]

Peeing in a graveyard. What utter disrespect!!

She was pissed! (excuse the pun)

[crab]

Not as good as the guy who died falling into his own tomb.

[eleanor]

*ghoulish riot*
Hell yes. My band is going to be called Ghoulish Riot. AngryPaul will be credited. :D

[Tweekish]

Am i the only one who sees the pun in this:

"In a way that's a relief"

Hehe

No, I did too! If I laugh at this story, will I go to hell? Its not nice to mock the deceased, but it is funny....

[Garfield]

i would have been funnier if there were living dead under there...

[Preasure]

I wonder what's going to be on hers? But no, its not nice to mock. Poor person.

[Destrukto]

I am amazed that you all got the puns I hid in the translation :D