Any german speakers here?

[Simon]

Just wondering if anyone can translate du werdest eine krankenschwester brauchen. Googles highly reliable translator says you will need a nurse.

[!!!]

Nein...
Serously not a clue.
"You (verb) a (something ending in sister) (word)" is what I've got.
EDIT: Google is correct.

[Playbus]

It means.........you will need a nurse. It's talking in future tense. Maybe this is from some self medical diagnosis book?

Ebola Virus

du werdest eine krankenschwester brauchen LOL!

[Simon]

Do you know that or are you using a translator?

[Playbus]

My german is a bit weak these days, but that's what it looks like to me.

[Simon]

Fair enough. It just seemed kind of random, but then again Family Guy is. Ok, thanks everyone. If you are wondering the thing is that Hitler has his own chat show, the phone number is 213 - DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN! :p genius, and typically nonsensical

[Destrukto]

It's "You will need a nurse" as playbus said :)

[Smartie]

I think technically, "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen" but meh, splitting hairs. (the difference between need and needing)

[monkrocker]

I love that little sketch

[Fezwald]

I googled it when I first saw the sketch.

I thought it was ambulance before.

[FoxDhoj]

Yes, I've been doing German for 2 years now, and I'm pretty sure krank means ill or something similar, and schwester meaning sister. So basically, Krankenschwester, translated literally, means ill sister...or nurse.
Thought it was quite interesting, and I'm bored, so there you go.

[da-geezer]

For all you IRC users, I hear meeb wants to hear all about your german conversational skills.

I'm sooo g-lined.

[dejosc]

I think my computers speakers are made in germany hee hee hee

[Nocashvalue]

Yeah, day late, but meh.
Krankenhaus is hospital, so go figure (:

[donkey_pie]

It's "You will need a nurse" as playbus said :)

He already got it.. and he's right from a third opinion, not that it's needed :p

[N@0m!]

Yep; it seems right to me and I'm in year 11 doing a german GCSE :)

[dejosc]

that means nothing so am i but i didnt have a clue then again i spend the lessons pissing around

[I_triangle_rofA]

all i (think i) know in german (not correct spelling) is
Doobis Dik=you are fat
das is goot=this is good

[Comrade Smith]

Du= you
werdest= will, would in this tense
eine= A
krankenschwester= ?
brauchen= need

[Oooh Yeah]

heute ich habe gewichst in die dusche.

[Cooldudebob]

Halo ich heisse Cool dude Bob. Ich wohnne in Wales.

[donkey_pie]

all i (think i) know in german (not correct spelling) is
Doobis Dik=you are fat
das is goot=this is good


Tsk

Du bist doof.
Das ist gut.

[stalefish]

This is annoying song I was taught on my second day of Deutsch class at school. I still remember it to this day.

Wie, wie, wie,
Wie heißt du?
Heiße, heiße, heiße,
Ich heiße Sue!

...Well that was pointless.

I'll be going now.

[Nuclear Spoon]

I'm doing German GCSE... I'll probably fail, but it's better than French.