Yippee [/brag]

[Meatball]

Yo mo fo's!

The company I work for has just been taken over and as a good will gesture the previous owner decided to give us money. I'm not sure how it works out (something like €250 for our first year and €150 for every year on top of that). Anyway, so I went into work today to collect my cheque (very exciting as I've never had a cheque before) and opened it up (very exciting) and found out the cheque is worth;

€850!!

So spend spend spend with me. So what should I spend it on?

I can't wait to spend it! I really want a duffel coat, and gym membership, and a new stereo and maybe even some new shit for college!

What to do, what to do?

So I'm done here bragging, I'll leave all ye little (poor) people to dwindle in your meager, non €850 lives!

No seriously, what should I spend it on?

[Lucage]

Spend it on me. I'll really appreciate it! :D

[Redux]

A year's supply of ramen.

[!!!]

Er... PSP?

[Redux]

NO! Video games are the ultimate distraction!

[Meatball]

Er... PSP?

God no! I want some good things, like some new tea towels or a woolly jumper! Not something I'm gonna throw in a drawer and forget about!

I could buy the entire series of the Golden Girls, signed by the cast (except the butch lezzer)

[moog]

come to london and fuck my brains out

[Redux]

But love don't cost a thing.

[Meatball]

I'm already going to Munich and plan on having a fuck-fest there (plus buy some lederhosen)!!

I'm swaying towards the Gym membership and a guitar!

[moog]

sigh

my brains remain unfucked

[Inverse]

Porn.

[Smartie]

Buy sensible things that you would have had to buy, or really wanted but was just out of reach. This way you will feel you have spent it on worthwhile things.

I know you're a sensible wee lad. :)

[Lozzie Stardust]

I know you're a sensible wee lad. :)

Don't feel too miffed he let you down and you are unfucked moog, he's only a wee lad ;)

How about a Wok to cook things in ohhh tasty or be boring and save it for a rainy day :)?

[Meatball]

Buy sensible things that you would have had to buy, or really wanted but was just out of reach. This way you will feel you have spent it on worthwhile things.

I know you're a sensible wee lad. :)

Fuck that! I want crap crap crap, I just want stuff. I never have any stuff!

€499 is already minused for the gym, what will I spend the other €251 on? But if you add that to the other €300 I have in the bank it makes €551, and I'm free to spend that because I have no bills or rent due any time soon, so I'm laughing. Oh and plus I get paid Friday too. Rolling in it.

How about a trampoline! but i don't have anywhere to put it!

[Dr_nwa]

sigh

my brains remain unfucked
just drop me a call...

[Smartie]

Fuck that! I want crap crap crap, I just want stuff. I never have any stuff!

€499 is already minused for the gym, what will I spend the other €251 on? But if you add that to the other €300 I have in the bank it makes €551, and I'm free to spend that because I have no bills or rent due any time soon, so I'm laughing. Oh and plus I get paid Friday too. Rolling in it.

How about a trampoline! but i don't have anywhere to put it!

hehe, bean is the rich! (although soon poor again, but with lots to show, and probably a gorgeous gym six-pack sometime soon)

[moog]

just drop me a call...

hi qt sup beep me k

[Twatybollocks]

Well why we are in a bragging mood I've just landed a new job in Leeds and it will take me less than three days to earn that cheque of yours :p

[Smartie]

Nice one TB. Athough you do have to suffer working in Leeds!

[carpefula]

Hookers

Drugs

Car(s)

[Mr stabby]

Spend a fiver on joining the Ninja forums, then spend a fiver on me joining them :D
um.......buy an instrument, or get a new PC.

[dead]

buy a hell of a lot of chocolate chips.

[wikkybikky]

spend it all on a lillies membership...you too can be a completely obnoxious wanker for such a relatively small fee.

[lattherobogirl]

or a trained monkey, that can go out and work for you and earn you more money for more trained monkeys who can go out and work for you and erarn you more money for more trained monkeys......

[Goose in a jar]

I am not sure about the exchange rate at the moment, but I am pretty sure that you wave at least double that amount in Aus$. I think a new spiffy TV would be nice and maybe one of those TV licenses you apparently need over there, If you do not already have one.

[Dick Champion]

Weebl's stuff merchandise.

[RobW]

Hookers

Drugs

Car(s)


Nice try, but I'm sure bean has a brain.

[!!!]

You actually have €351 left.

[AngryPaul]

You actually have €351 left.Don't ruin his fun.

He wants another surprise when the spree is all over.

Maybe make some good munehs on some bets ;)

[Lamson]

Invest it.

[AngryPaul]

Invest it.In retro crap. Like my MegaDrive.

Or the NatWest piggy banks.

[crab]

sigh

my brains remain unfucked

Trepanation fetish?

[moovok]

I'd say put a bit away to save, trust me. I wish I had from this month's shenanigans :(

[ADoorMadeOfPoop]

Invest it.

ahaha thats a good one!

[gxfu]

Buy a piano.

I'm serious.

[Preasure]

Save the money carefully in a high intrest account and leavit it until you're 65, then buy a motor home.

Yeah, right.

I say an extravagent conversation piece, so you can tell this story when people ask about it.

[Garry3]

Build a gazebo in your living room.

You know it makes sense.



"Where you going?"

"I'm off for a beer in the gazebo"


Priceless.

[DiscoStu]

Go into HMV (or your own music shop equivalent) and get all those cd's that when you've got no money you see and go

"Wow! i sooooo want this cd but i'm skint"

So you put it down and forget about and when you've got money you buy something else then later you remember the CD and go:

"Shit. i could of bought that CD that i really wanted instead of this [musical tongue scraper/big gold chain with wobbly headed clown/ tracksuit/insert frippery here]

On my 21st i spent about £500 on cds in one day

[FoxDhoj]

A whole load of DVDs and CDs. And a pastie. And some clothes. And shoes. And some curry. Sorted.