Hey

[Robble]

Hey, I'm new here (obviously) just wanted to say hey, and... see y'all round!

Damn, I sound so cheerful.

[guy in a box]

Hey, wecome and enjoy these orange forums... Beware of the cheese bin, mysterious things happen there.

Guy.

[Thomp]

Welcome to the forums. Formal stuff for now:

1) Read the FAQs
2) No text speech or l33t talk
3) Get adopted in the adption thread if you feel like you need a mentor to show you the ropes of the forum
4) Don't spam
5) Enter the cheese bin at your own risk
6) Most importantly- have fun

See you around :)

[Fezwald]

Welcome here are some useful links

FAQs > http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=13
Get a sig made for you here > http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33463

I've adopted you now so pm me if you need to know anything else.

[Robble]

2) No l33t talk

You must be joking!!!!
How else could i express hatred for n00bs as soon as i stop being one?!

[Thomp]

Ok, I'll let you in on something:

Only in the cheese bin can you spam or use l33t talk, as flaming is not allowed in beginners, so if a n00b posts there, and you flame them you'll be flamed by a LOT more forumites

So remember: Cheese bin is the only place

Enjoy

[Simon]

You must be joking!!!!
How else could i express hatred for n00bs as soon as i stop being one?!

Nothing wrong with teh n00bz0rz, so dont you go around pwning them like you are teh r0xx0rz. We like the noobs around here, they give us interesting opportunities to repeat generic advice every time they make a thread :D you experienced it by Thomp.

[Sebastian]

Cheese Bin is GOOD. You can be a twat and no one will care.

[Thomp]

Tiresome and repetitive as it is, I get a sense of my experience everytime I post those valuable rules, so be grateful I spent so much time*! :p

*=about 50 seconds

[Robble]

Cheese Bin is GOOD. You can be a twat and no one will care.


Thats more like it!

[Simon]

You lose points for posting there though. And you wouldnt want to lose points would you? Its like your lifeforce slipping away. What ever would you do without Weebls stuff points???

[Smartie]

hello and welcome.

[Thomp]

I sense that this n00b is falling to the dark side too quickly :(

Learn to be good, Robble, or you'll only be here for so long...

[Fezwald]

Remeber follow the advice people give you Robble if you want to stay on the forums.

[Simon]

hello and welcome.

Now this, young padawan is what greeters like to say when they have nothing better to do/say. Dont go to the dark side btw, everyone knows the dark side means you cant shoot and will eventually die by the hand of someone with a flourescent light.

You see I am a highly useful member of beginners society. You all make generic welcomes, I laugh at/point them out.

[Yorkshire Tea]

And I show you the true path.

Only through Tea can you find Truth! And Justice! And spiritual cleanliness (It's true, honest).

N-Joy.

[streety]

welcome.
do not touch the glass.

[Simon]

Now this is Yorkshire Tea. He will try to lead you down the path with promises of candy, but he is not to be trusted. No one from Yorkshire is to be trusted, especially those made of leaves...

[Fezwald]

I sense that this n00b is falling to the dark side too quickly :(

Learn to be good, Robble, or you'll only be here for so long...

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8717/darthvader8go.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Seriously though if you want to stay around be good :)

[Sebastian]

Now this is Yorkshire Tea. He will try to lead you down the path with promises of candy, but he is not to be trusted. No one from Yorkshire is to be trusted, especially those made of leaves...
Whatever he says, don't get into his car. He doesn't have puppies or sweets.

[Yorkshire Tea]

Now this is Yorkshire Tea. He will try to lead you down the path with promises of candy, but he is not to be trusted. No one from Yorkshire is to be trusted, especially those made of leaves...

How dare you!
I'm actually from Surrey...

[Simon]

It worries me that your Yorkshireness is all you bother to deny :D

[guy in a box]

Robble, if I were you I would listen to people like Thomp and Simon... Your father Fezwald is also a wise one, listen to his advice, I mean look at me. Ive turnned out alright havent I?....well I think I have turnned out alright.

... Listen to me aswell :p

[Mezmerize]

welcome and enjoy your stay ^_^

From mez

[taky]

yes enjoy your stay and feel free to ask for help ^-^ read sig :twisted: