The Sven Goran Errikson hatred thread

[NinjaPenguin]

If you hate Errikson as much as I do post all the reasons in here along with youre opinons on who future England managers should be. Ill start if with a yourelame website dedicated to the man himslef:

http://sven.goran.errikson.youarelame.com/

[basstard]

Sven-Goran Eriksson [note the spelling] is a nice chap. I like him very much. Let's see why :

*He drives a Volvo.
*He is Swedish.
*He's had an affair.
*He lets england lose to teams like Northern Ireland.

Unfortunately, he's also let you win all your games besides the aforementioned one, and a draw with Austria, allowing you to qualify. So I think he must be sacked, and replaced by David Beckham. Yesss....this I would pay to see.

"the idea is, yeah, like, you kick the ball, kinda, yeah...like that".


edit - why the fudge do you hate him? You won your last game, unlike some of us.

[NinjaPenguin]

The reaosn why I hate him is that he has as much tactical awareness as a retarded pidgeon. And with the team that England have got Id hardly call a 1-0 over Austria and a 0-1 loss to Northern Ireland impressive, hes got to go.

And atleast you scots have team spirit, another thing that England seem to be lacking at the moment under Errikson, and we only qualified to the world cup thanks to our weed-smoking, porno loving, windmill hugging frineds, the Dutch. So I think thats enough reasons to hate him. (oh and sorry about the spelling).

[basstard]

The reaosn why I hate him is that he has as much tactical awareness as a retarded pidgeon.

Two words for you - Berti Vogts.


And with the team that England have got Id hardly call a 1-0 over Austria and a 0-1 loss to Northern Ireland impressive, hes got to go.

Meh, that's opinion. I'd be happy if my team beat Austria 1-0 :p
Actually, at the mo it'd be a bloody miracle


And atleast you scots have team spirit, another thing that England seem to be lacking at the moment under Errikson,

We don't have team spirit, the Tartan Army have spirit, because usually they are full of spirits. I think our team are just so used to losing we don't mind when it happens again.

and we only qualified to the world cup thanks to our weed-smoking, porno loving, windmill hugging frineds, the Dutch. So I think thats enough reasons to hate him.

I get by with a little help from my friends...

(oh and sorry about the spelling).

Not a problem. :) I'm a pedant :p



Out of curiosity, if he was sacked, who'd you pick to replace him? I can't think of anyone particularly suitable and willing enough to do it.

[NinjaPenguin]

Hmm Yes I know what you mean about replacements, Ideally Id like see someone like Alardyce or Curbishly in the job, but theyre both happy at Premiership clubs. Alternatively, a manager like Stuart Pearce would bring emotion and team spirit into the side.

[Nuclear Spoon]

I'm going to remain indifferent, so that I don't get shouted at by Jonny, streety or doginconito when they see this thread.

[Porphyrogenitos]

Ah, the inevitable slagging off of Sven. It takes a lot for fans to realise that the success of the team is more to do with the players than the manager. If Yeovil was managed by Alex Ferguson they would still suck! The fact of the matter is we cant expect to win this World Cup because we just arent really that good. Honestly, the only manager that ever stays is the one that wins every time.

[jonffm]

I don't like Sven that much, but that's more because I think Big Sam should be england manager...and sometimes he makes the most confussing subs..

Sven should go, because I dislike his style of managing...you should never manage by general consensus, but the way we've played lately falls more on the shoulders of the players. Not much a manager can do if half his team have no passion.

[Cynic]

We don't have team spirit, the Tartan Army have spirit, because usually they are full of spirits.

Heh heh

Look, just face it, our players are as good as those of other nations. It wouldn't matter if Wellington was manager, you can't polish a turd.

[Darling]

Apparently they are bringing out a Make Sven History wristband, with all the money raised to go towards paying off his £4million contact.


The idea made me chuckle.