Rate my chav

[MichaelJackson]

You see a chav, what do you do?
Run?
Laugh?
Put your burberry cap on?

I'm asking you to get a camera and take a picture. Ok it may be stolen but that's a risk I'm willing to take. Post your picture on here for the rest of us to rate on 'chaviness' and generally laugh at.

Rating chavs? sound familiar. Yes certain other members had a little thing going a couple of months ago, but that wasn't a full blown Chav rating thread.

Before we start we need to set the rating parimeters. I think we should go with:
Repulsiveness
Amount of jewelery
Drunkness
Lack of visible inteligence

Rate the chav out of five for each one of them and you should get a score out of 20. Times that by five to get a percentage. That will be the overall 'Chaviness rating'.

Any other ideas for how we could rate them? then post here quickly and I'll add them.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN :isayisay:

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3549/chav1sj.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Go on, Rate My Chav.


EDIT: Remember to put the 'chaviness' percentage. At the end of the week (sunday) I will find an average rating for the chav in question. Read the rule updates before posting your ratings. This thread is falling apart before my eyes.

[Yorkshire Tea]

Repulsiveness: 3
Jewellery: 0
Drunkness: 2
Lack of visible intelligence: 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 (/5)

So then... that makes... 50%

Meh, only a half-blown chav.

[thecaterpillar]

Repulsiveness : 5
Amount of jewelery : 0
Drunkness :1
Lack of visible inteligence : 20

[TX_101]

Repulsiveness - 1
Amount of jewelery - 0
Drunkness - 2
Lack of visible inteligence - 4

7 / 20

Not an impressive chav by any account, but still a chav nonetheless.

[moovok]

Repulsiveness: 2
Amount of jewelery: 0
Drunkness: 0
Lack of visible inteligence: 5
Playing with himself?: 5

TOTAL: 12 / 20

[MichaelJackson]

Attention everyone.
New rating parimeter:
Lack of style

Same as before. Rate them out of five, but this time multiply your total by four to get the 'chaviness' percentage.
As I said before, make sure you write the percentage. It makes things easier when I do the average rating. (that comes Sunday for those who didn't read all my first post)
Those who have already rated don't have to re-rate, I'll just add the percentage to the others.

If the thread survives the first week then the first new chav pic, after the total rating of the last one, will be new the chav in question for the week.

[Redux]

Repulsiveness - 2
Amount of jewelery - 0
Drunkness - 0
Lack of visible inteligence - 3.5

This chav is weak.

[Midget]

Repulsiveness - 1
Amount of jewelery - 0
Drunkness - 0
Lack of visible intelligence - 2

Meh... Wannabe.

[foo_fighter]

Repulsiveness: 3/5
Amount of Jewellery: 0/5
Drunkness: 2/5
Lack of visible intelligence: 4/5
Lack of style: 4/5

13/25 = 52%

Pretty average chav.

Good funny thread though, made me rofl on my waffles.

[McFrenzy]

Repulsiveness 2
Amount of jewelery 0
Drunkness 0
Lack of visible inteligence 3
Lack of style 4

9/25

[Angel@heart]

Repulsiveness - 5/5
Amount of jewelery - 0/5
Drunkness - 4/5
Lack of visible inteligence - 5/5
Lack of Style - 200/200!!!!

Erm......i would be sure how to figure that one out soooo........ Im guessing the chaviness percentage is.............. 99.999999999999% (Only because he doesnt have stupid amount of jewellery! :p *CHUCKLE*

[AngryPaul]

He should get top ratings because he hasn't even got his pull-tight hat on fully - therefore defeating the point.

[wikkybikky]

dudes, i'm sorry to be a boring old fart- but do you not think it is a touch bad taking pictures of strangers and posting them on a public website? I mean, what if they are on the run or something!...but seriously- i know i wouldn't want my picture randomly posted on a website, chav or not.

[Playbus]

Ummmm why not just go to www.chavscum.co.uk ?

:rolleyes:

[MichaelJackson]

dudes, i'm sorry to be a boring old fart- but do you not think it is a touch bad taking pictures of strangers and posting them on a public website? I mean, what if they are on the run or something!...but seriously- i know i wouldn't want my picture randomly posted on a website, chav or not.

Ha ha very funny. Chavs have no association with humanity so its OK.

Seriously, If you don't want to appear on here then don't dress and act chav-like. It's like that Rouge Traders programme on BBC1, If you don't want to appear on it then do your job properly (your job being to er....act normally).

EDIT: In response to playbus. That site has regular Chav visitors who go flapping their lips in a vain attempt to understand the situation. Where as here, the thread is hidden in the murky depths of General pap. As far as I know, this site has no Chav members.

NOW THERE IS AN IDEA. Which member is most Chav like? Quick someone go make a poll.

[Unreal]

Repulsiveness -------->3/5
Amount of jewelery ----->0/5
Drunkness -----> 4/5
Lack of visible inteligence -----> 5/5

12/20 = 60%

Like play bus said you could look at chavscum.com and sometimes it just funny watching some chavs try and defend their kind [most likely themselves they're trying to justify].

If you wanted you could do CHAV OF THE WEEK!

[Mat^]

*Shudder*

I feel my soul being sucked out of me just looking at this thread...

Sure they're all shite, but these (as much evidence as you have otherwise) "are human people"...

[Smartie]

Sure they're all shite, but these (as much evidence as you have otherwise) "are human people"...

Only just, and it's only their biology that makes them human.
Their bad manners, awful behaviour, and inability to be anything other than obnoxious and nasty almost make them animal.

[GorillaBearBear]

well yes. But can you tell this bloke is like that from his clothes?

Prejudice is wrong, unless you don't like that group, obviously.

[TX_101]

well yes. But can you tell this bloke is like that from his clothes?

Prejudice is wrong, unless you don't like that group, obviously.

His clothes ?

In case you didn't notice, he's sticking his fingers up at someone.

Not that I don't believe that discrimination is wrong, but prejudice is something that we all do in our everyday lives, as it is simply judging someone by their appearance, even if you amend that judgement later.

Can you seriously say you don't get a first impression of someone based on how they look and act ?

[Angel@heart]

well yes. But can you tell this bloke is like that from his clothes?

Prejudice is wrong, unless you don't like that group, obviously.
hee hee *giggles and grabs tummy*

I do agree that it's wrong to predujice but everybody does it. eg almost everybody thinks the elderly are either really sweet and innocent or moaning all the time about the younger population.....It's just what they do.

I'm not quite sure what else to say? erm... oh yea, how the hell did people get put into an "emo" group? Where does all this stuff come from? Grungers, goths, emo, chavs, hippies, skaters, etc etc etc

[Shave]

this thread makes me :(

[Erasmus]

As far as I know, this site has no Chav members.

NOW THERE IS AN IDEA. Which member is most Chav like? Quick someone go make a poll.

Uhhhh, the name "Chavvy" immediately springs to mind.

[dude in a box]

this thread makes me :(
I'll second on that :(

[Soapie]

Yes, let's all propogate hatred of a social group because that always works and is acceptable in civilized human society.

[Cerberus]

I'll second on that :(

I'll third it :nana:

[TX_101]

As far as I know, this site has no Chav members.

NOW THERE IS AN IDEA. Which member is most Chav like? Quick someone go make a poll.
I'm a chav.

An intelligent, sensitive, caring chav with little jewelry and no fake brand-name tops.

...

...what ?

[dude in a box]

CHAV actually stands for council house and violence, is this the case for you TX

[TX_101]

Council House - Nope

Violent - At times, though it is quite rare.

Maybe not so chav then...

EDIT:

And for the people who are posting in here simply to say "I don't like this thread, it's prejudice/unfair/I'm a chav", I would like to say to you:

If you don't like a thread, then don't post in it, rate 1 and move on. Please.