Im not really french i can just speak it

[frenchweeblfan]

why dont you check my profile bouffon

[da-geezer]

why don't you make a thread about how you're not really french but you can just speak the language?

Oh wai...

[Yorkshire Tea]

Those cunning Frenchies, eh?

[woobi]

They're getting sneakier by the minute.

[Yorkshire Tea]

It must be this fluoride they're putting in the water.

[woobi]

Bastards...

[Beez]

Uhh, cunning frenchies finally figured out how to use a translater!

[GorillaBearBear]

translator lol

[frenchweeblfan]

I AM NOT FRENCH YOURE STUPID IM NOT FRENCH I CANT ACTUALLY SPEAK IT BUT I CAN TYPE IT [woo] :weebl_lo:

[Yorkshire Tea]

Tres bon. Je peux ecrire Francaise et je ne suis pas Francais.

Je gagne!

[Elbirret El]

Shit de Tarbarnak man! espèce de crisse de plein d'marde de ciboire. T'es juste une saloperie de tapette qui sent la marde! Je rêve de te pisser à la raie devant ta chienne de mère ostie d'crisse de tabarnak!

That's a rap yo!

[basstard]

I AM NOT FRENCH YOURE STUPID IM NOT FRENCH I CANT ACTUALLY SPEAK IT BUT I CAN TYPE IT

Il ne parle pas le français! Je pense que nous parlons seulement en français pour lui confuser. Une bonne idée, ou non?

[translation - lo! I am not french either but I do speak it a wee bit . "I can't speak it but I can type it" smacks of "I use babelfish" to me.]

Note I suspect I've made many mistakes in my French there. Anyone who spots them is le pedant.

[Loosh]

ahh genuis.
i see your plan sneaky :ninja:

[Preasure]

How terribly :ninja: of you. Beware the translators, they are harsh mistresses.

[mos_koshee]

oh. i've been learning how to speak french since grade 4. if you don't know, here in canada you have to take it for at least 6 of the twelve grades, but you can take it for 3 more years if you want. Je ne parle pas le francais tres bien, mais je lire et ecrire d'accord.

[flapjackboy]

I AM NOT FRENCH YOURE STUPID IM NOT FRENCH I CANT ACTUALLY SPEAK IT BUT I CAN TYPE IT

I can't speak french either, or write it for that matter, but I think in french.

[eleanor]

Bienvenu mon petit chou.

I can't speak french either, or write it for that matter, but I think in french.
Yeah, I can't speak it, write it, or think in it, but I dream in it. Lol I haxxd mi braaaains so dat they hav interweb acces onli 2 babelfish lol!!!11

actually I can speak French, I am just trying to one-up our new friend

[flamelitface]

I used to do french in school, maybe I should keep looking over it, it would be cool to do it as a hobby.

[_pinky_]

Il ne parle pas le français! Je pense que nous parlons seulement en français pour lui confuser. Une bonne idée, ou non?




you said: he doesn't speak French! I think that you only speak French to confuse us. A good idea, or no?

[albie_123]

Now, honestly, WHO would EVER pretend to be FRENCH.

I mean, pretending to be Californian, excusable.
Pretending to be an Eskimo, wierd, but plausible.
BUT FRENCH?
WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO EVEN BE REMOTELY LIKE A FRENCHMAN?

I would like an answer written on a 14x14 piece of white card, thankyou.

[Smartie]

I AM NOT FRENCH YOURE STUPID IM NOT FRENCH I CANT ACTUALLY SPEAK IT BUT I CAN TYPE IT


I am also not French and cannot speak the language.
I do however, have some french letters.....

Le punnagé

[Chavvy]

I have some French mustard.

It's not as strong as the English version and is crap at fighting in a war...

[Cjw]

<3 French Mustard

Maybe because i'm sick of accidently overdosing on the strong stuff and leaving myself peeling the damaged skin off of the roof of my mouth.

[Eridanus]

I can do a terrible impression of a french áccent.
Ooh la la mon ami.

[Darling]

Bloody cheese eating surrender monkeys.

[RobW]

Tu es un petit morceau de merde.



French in its offensive simplicity.

[Paradigm^]

Someone's clearly in denial. Those memories of Agincourt still fresh in your national consciousness, eh? I think it's time for you to let it go. It was 590 years ago after all.

[Angel@heart]

Ooh La La, ces't petite, non? Ha! Je Suis Tres petite et tres stupide.
Anyway...... Forgotten most of it. That probably as intelligent as i can get...although i just said i was stupid...... *runs away*

[Boyinabox]

I've never understood this whole grudge against the French thing, mind you, I've never undestood why the Germans seem to like them alot either...

[Lucage]

I lived in France for 6 months when I was 18. The town I lived in, all the locals spoke English and they had two Irish pubs! I think you are French and are just pretending to be English like the rest of your country!

[Angel@heart]

I lived in France for 6 months when I was 18. The town I lived in, all the locals spoke English and they had two Irish pubs! I think you are French and are just pretending to be English like the rest of your country!
Hee hee that's funny.

I've never understood this whole grudge against the French thing, mind you, I've never undestood why the Germans seem to like them alot either...
I never understood it either. I actually think most fo them are rather nice (well the one's i've met) And i don't understand this whole stereotype of them being more.... *whispers* sexual

[Dr_nwa]

not much wrong with the french.
especially not those that make cheese and also wine.

mmmmm

I'm off to get pissed and smelly. See you all tomorrow!

[Smartie]

Germans like the French because the French don't like the English.

The French don't like the English because we are better than them at Eurovision.

Easy :D

[woobi]

But greece are the Eurovision champions, may I add.
2004 entry was simply fantastic, and very futuristic.
[Imadeafunny]

[Angel@heart]

the whole eurovision concept makes me laugh. everyone who enters seems to be....very unknown!!!

[Al]

you said: he doesn't speak French! I think that you only speak French to confuse us. A good idea, or no?
What the shit? No he didn't...

Il he ne parle pas does not speak le français French! ! Je pense I think que nous parlons that we speak seulement only en français in French pour lui confuser for to confuse him. Une bonne idée, ou non? A good idea, or not?

[GorillaBearBear]

pour + infinitive is just "to" mate. Simple structures, simple structures! please?

I suppose you could say in order to

[eleanor]

I speak French for to be the win. \o/

[Maxibon]

French great language great country great food yet everyone else doesnt really like it as much as me! France es magnifique.

[AngryPaul]

I'm not French either.

Nor is my friend AngryPierre.

Here we are on our holidays...

http://www.angryfrenchmen.com/pics/images/albert_henri_jpg.jpg

[esquilax]

Which one are you?

[stalefish]

Je ne parle pas le français!

Et ton image est trés aphrodisiaque!

Crap translator ftw!