Sporting Caption Competition

[AngryPaul]

Says it all really...

Hope this doesn't tred on the toes of the orignal caption compo.

Easy process. Winner, picked by me, at the end of the week will win some points. Probably about 100 or so. Depends on my mood.

GO!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40938000/jpg/_40938104_rileyjameslaff300.jpg

[Dingbat]

"Why does everyone always react like that when I say I'll one day be England's number one again?"

[Shave]

"can't touch this"

"i'm 291/2 years old. that's this many"

[Thomp]

Playing for Manchester City: £20,000 a week
Being a referee: £200 per game
Being David James and saying you can keep a cleansheet: Priceless

[Unreal]

"whose got the best hair me or him?*

[Chavvy]

Talk to tha hand BIATCH!!

[Nocashvalue]

Bring It Awn Wet Lettuce!

[Paul12345]

Hope this doesn't tred on the toes of the orignal caption compo.
Don't worry about it AP, nothing wrong with a bit of competition!

[basstard]

Don't worry about it AP, nothing wrong with a bit of competition!

Especially if you let one of us actually win in the betting thread once in a while! :p

As to captioning :

Even the ref saw the funny side when the goalie had mistaken his wife's oven gloves for his own.

[Paul12345]

David James shows he can count how many clean sheets he's kept on one hand.

[albie_123]

"Don't dis the gloves, man!"

[Mr stabby]

(i know theres been a MC Hammer quote already but just looking made me think)

1) Stop! (Used to play for) Hammers time!

2) Fecking Gloves make it so hard to do a Rooney.

[Nuclear Spoon]

"Oh please, can we act out Romeo and Juliet just once?"

"Pull my finger..."

[streety]

Everyone laughs at David's carrot dick.

[dude in a box]

david hoped that distracting the linesman with his wife's oven mit would make him not notice that offside...

[Mr stabby]

bump.....
When do you judge it AP?

[AngryPaul]

Everyone laughs at David's carrot dick.*buddum tish*

We have the winner. And a nice selection of biscuits and 127 points are winging their way to Streety.

Round 2:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40981000/jpg/_40981608_riverside416.jpg

[Mr stabby]

Support for the red devils waned after Glazer renamed them "Manchester Mooses"

The pitch invasion didnt go according to plan, in fact, it was plain shit.

[Thomp]

The FA did warn that premiership attendances were falling....

[Flava Dave]

Middlesbrough failed to understand the effect on the attendance of playing a match on the night Grant and Phil came back to Eastenders.

[dude in a box]

CAUTION: wet paint on seats

[guy in a box]

Thousands of football fans rushed out of the stadium as they heard the ice-cream van approching outside.

[Evil Egg]

Middlesbrough at work. Enter at your own risk.

[Paul12345]

No one can afford to go to a match nowadays, not now AngryPaul's Betting Shop has taken all their money.

P.S. Not bitter at all about losing all my money due to Chelsea's piss-poor performance against Betis. Honestly. :rolleyes:

[Dingbat]

Flava Dave wins.

[Zoidy]

Middlesbrough don't do big attendances, but if they did, they'd probably be the most hypothetical attendances in the world.

Middlesbrough are decades ahead of their time in the whole 'playing behind closed doors' idea.

[streety]

What happens when you don't put your clocks back...

[basstard]

The attendance figures for the latest England game proved the rumour that Tony Christie was providing the pre-match entertainment.

[guy in a box]

bump...

When are you going to decide the winner and post a new picture AP?

[AngryPaul]

bump...

When are you going to decide the winner and post a new picture AP?I already posted this but I have no idea where it went.

The winner is... Flava Dave!Middlesbrough failed to understand the effect on the attendance of playing a match on the night Grant and Phil came back to Eastenders.I've donated 101 points to you.

Round 3:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41012000/jpg/_41012236_scot2.jpg

[guy in a box]

The players excuse for this was, "There was a bee on him, I was trying to get it off... I swear"
The referee beleived this even though the player is paralyzed.


... I couldnt think of anything, I doubt Ill win this round.

[Dingbat]

A small nation pushes the USA around for once.

[Evil Egg]

U.S.A place their faith in God as Scotland walk all over them

[Paul12345]

Scottish players show the Americans how the Glasgow derby is usually played.

[White Tiger]

The US plea to not stand on their more important areas.

[dogincognito]

Marcus Beasley takes showboating to new levels as he tries to breakdance towards goal.

[Mat^]

"But I only asked you if you liked my ball?"

[dogincognito]

Scotland held to draw despite the USA paraolympic football team playing without their wheelchairs.

[Thomp]

You're kicking the wrong ball(s)!

[Flava Dave]

The winner is... Flava Dave!I've donated 101 points to you.




I only just saw this, cheers! I was wondering where all those points came from.

[Flava Dave]

As for the new one :

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is human surfing."

[Chavvy]

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home.."[/wizard of oz]

[Captain]

The scots didnt understand what the manager meant when he said "Come on lads lets walk over them"

[basstard]

Walter Smith was in anguish after his players misunderstood the meaning of the phrase, "In football, you kick the balls about".

[Dr S]

"FIFA had warned them the international twister tournement would end in tears"

[AngryPaul]

Scotland held to draw despite the USA paraolympic football team playing without their wheelchairs.Depsite my god awful memory. This is the winner. 69 points on their way.

Round 4:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41063000/jpg/_41063468_harewoodemp416.jpg

[Evil Egg]

http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/5268/41063468harewoodemp416edit6vd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"I'll see you outside"

[seaempty]

Peter Crouch signs for West Ham

[guy in a box]

"There was a lot of activity as players started running for their lives whilst Mc Fly began to play at half time... Ufortunatly some of them werent able to make it outside"

[dogincognito]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41063000/jpg/_41063468_harewoodemp416.jpg

Marlon Harewood makes a run for it leaving Edwin Van Der Sar prone as giant invades football match.

[streety]

"Your hare wood stand on end if someone this big was playing"
"After Glazer took over Old Trafford was renamed Giants Stadium"