Warning: cyber sex is everywhere

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

So, I was happily playing a game of online Scrabble, as you do. I was in a game with a woman (apparently) from St Albans. She edged the discussion closer and closer towards my genitalia, until I gave her what she wanted.


For your ease of reading I have highlighted the chat on the right of the board

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7899/cyber12qq.th.jpg (http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cyber12qq.jpg)

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6218/cyber21an.th.jpg (http://img90.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cyber21an.jpg)


Notice how, with stealth, I slipped in the bash.org quote, causing him/her to leave, and me to win. \o/

[freddiestarfish]

*puts on his robe and wizard hat*

[Captain]

1. That made me laugh.

2. Link to scrabble now please.

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

Scrabble: www.isc.ro

[Dude]

You wear breifs? HOW?? It feels horrible against the crotch, makes them itch etc

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

Its better than inadvertantly sitting on a stray testicle if you forget to check before you sit down.

[Quack]

Briefs increase the risk of testical cancer... FACT.

Although I'm assuming you made that up as a deliberate turn-off for the"girl"?

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

No, I just hate boxers. If I were truly cyber sexxing I would be wearing a silk thong.

[Dude]

Balls are meant to hang down naturally, making yfronts unnatural.

[Quack]

I'd rather withstand the ocassional nut crunch than get testicular cancer, personally. :D

Thongs also increase the risk of testicular cancer and are bad for lady hygiene too.

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

Balls are meant to hang down naturally, making yfronts unnatural.

but its just unnatural to have to adjust yourself in public when you find the boxers have scrunched up on a particular side and your parts are making a dash for freedom.

[Lucage]

Enough about Y-fronts. Lets talk more about Roger!

[weeblizzle]

Ahahaha that was hillarous!!

[Quack]

but its just unnatural to have to adjust yourself in public when you find the boxers have scrunched up on a particular side and your parts are making a dash for freedom.
Unnatural to adjust yourself in public? Are you really a male?

It's the law for a man to play around inside his pants in public, be it scratching his ass, adjusting his testicle position or unwrapping his penis from twisted underwear!

Real men fondle their bits in public. :D

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

Unnatural to adjust yourself in public? Are you really a male?

It's the law for a man to play around inside his pants in public, be it scratching his ass, adjusting his testicle position or unwrapping his penis from twisted underwear!

Real men fondle their bits in public. :D


Yes, but doing it often can lead to words being spread behind your back.

[Nicodemus]

Just how tight do you think people wear tighties? Holy crap. Increased chance of testicular cancer?

If you're wearing your "tighty" whities so tight that there's absolutely no hang, then you need to go up a size.

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

Just how tight do you think people wear tighties? Holy crap. Increased chance of testicular cancer?

If you're wearing your "tighty" whities so tight that there's absolutely no hang, then you need to go up a size.


haha, great point

[moovok]

I love that you call it Roger, though I'm a boxer's man myself. I agree with Dude, it's best to let it dangle than suffocate the little ones (by little I'm referring to the balls nothing more) :D

[Mat^]

If I was having anything r0xx0r'd, I'd prefer it be my b0xx0rs...

[Shave]

interesting, from scrabble to the great debate that is boxers or briefs. ok.

boxers all the way, they leave more to the imagination

[maw3193]

...Not if they're hanging out. Still, boxers leave more freedom to let everything go hang.

[lachie 7]

I like the hanging feeling with boxers

[faragher]

I'm a great believer in jersey boxers. You get the best of both worlds then. If only I looked like the CK model though...

[Mr stabby]

Ooh scrabble, Ooh cyber, best of both worlds. :rolleyes: *
Boxers guy here, but commando FTW

*Nah, i love scrabble

[Yorkshire Tea]

Here is my thought for the day.

Does cyber sex lead to virtual sprogs?

Makes you think, you know.

[dude in a box]

Cyber sex scrabble...that's a new one

[Meatwad]

Underwear?

Never heard of it.

[1kcattiesofgold]

I suppose I'll weigh in on the topic, being all mostly asleep (it's when I have my best thoughts)
Scrabble: good fun
Cyber sex: so AOL 3.0
Boxers/Briefs: Briefs can be hot on the right guy. For the rest, boxers please.

[carpefula]

As a female... i've found this discussion highly informative.

Rofls at cyber scrabble... you could start a tend.

[wyrd_fish]

i wear all manner of underwear, depends on my mood

although on hot days, boxers can result in sweaty testies sticking to thighs


when i did te coast to coast, a friend of mine got ball blisters, i think he's a boxers kinda guy, the poor guy had to lube up his balls everytime we stopped.

PS. i'm back!!!

[Glitch]

Boxers feel like you're wearing nothing...(down there I mean, not nothing at all)

[Nicodemus]

the poor guy had to lube up his balls everytime we stopped.

YIKES!

@People who are still talking about liking their balls hanging in boxers, see my previous post. If they're not hanging in your briefs, you need to go up a size. If they fit right, your twig & berries will still hang, but be contained as to avoid "nut stick" and "ball slap."

Tee hee... "ball slap."
/end immaturity

[Bisyss]

I'm having strange mental images of Scrabble-realted orgasms:
TRIPLE WORD SCORE!! OH YES!!
Ahem.

As for Boxers Vs. Briefs, it's briefs for me. They give me support where I need it most. ;)

[Katie_D]

Being a lady, I cannot comment on whether I prefer my balls to be hanging, or nicely encased in a little cotton pouch.

However, I will say that girl boxers rule this earth.

[tom93]

Boxers are less painful if you pull them on too fast.

[captain canuck]

...you could start a tend. Or a trend. Either works ;)

[Nicodemus]

Boxers are less painful if you pull them on too fast.
O rly? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Let's look at this: if I pull my briefs up fast, what's in the middle? A wide section of cloth. Yes, it may pull my boys up with them a bit, but it is cloth, after all. It's not like it's hard. Now, what in the middle with boxers? A seam. A seam that can either 1) catch your poor scrotum between your poor orbs and separate them, or 2) catch a nut dead on, causing great pain.

I think I'll stick with my briefs. ;):D

Plus, briefs stay where they should when putting on pants, whereas boxers can bunch up around the waistband. There's also less chance for wedgie, as well as bunching around the thighs.

I understand the comfort that can come with boxers, and the increased freedom, but I'll always prefer briefs.

\o/ for personal choice!

[TX_101]

Personally, I prefer boxers for the "freedom" feeling, but getting a ball stuck in the wrong place when sitting down can be very painful :(

and w00t for Cyber Sex during Scrabble.

[Yorkshire Tea]

Imagine.

Virtual Herpes.

Makes you think.

[woobi]

That is hialrious.
Your Penis lives with hens?
Why?
What did it do to deserve that.

[Cjw]

Virtual Herpes

Lolz, i haxxed ur clit and gave u std. lol pwned.

[Mat^]

Penatrating a firewall.

Hehe.

[Erskien_Parkour]

lol

theres someone in my school who never takes his hands out of his pants. Honest you almost never see both his hands at one time.

[GorillaBearBear]

No pants is easily best

[bionic sheep]

Why did you not start spelling increasingly filthy words on the scrabble board?

"MINGE"
"PLEASE"
"COCK"
"ME"
"HARDER"

It's a whole new take on an ancient art!

[TX_101]

*plays scrabble*

*has orgasm*

[Cjw]

Scrabblegasm?

Heh.

[kuri-chan]

Lmao, what a freak of a woman. It does totally remind me of that robe and wizard hat one :P

[TX_101]

Lmao, what a freak of a woman. It does totally remind me of that robe and wizard hat one :P
Robe...and...Wizard....Hat... ?

Perhaps it's best left to the imagination ?

[Bisyss]

Robe...and...Wizard....Hat... ?

Perhaps it's best left to the imagination ?
You Wish (http://bash.org/?104383). :p

[nightyamaha]

That's just... odd (for want of a much better word)

[the last sheika]

lol. the cock and hens joke was hilarious.

[Angel@heart]

HILARIOUS!!!! + Very nicely done.

[Beef Magic]

I was in a car in the weekend next to a girl, and was adjusting myself all the way. Man, I love myself.

[Sloth]

hmmm Roger huh?.... English or French pronunciation?

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

English of course, more funny with a Birmingham accent but not necessary.

[Al]

Are you people serious that you've sat on a bollock while wearing boxers?

[wyrd_fish]

hell yes!!!

such pain

can also happen in loose briefs / y fronts

PS any here, under 60, wear y fronts?

[Al]

I've never crushed a nut in my life! You people are weird. ¬_¬

Briefs suck because the elastic digs in between your legs and it's so not free and easy like a Sunday morning.

[Nicodemus]

I do believe that there at least two of us (I assume the other is under 60) that wear briefs. I do, I love them, and no one will convice me otherwise. Everyone has their own preference. See my previous posts for my reasoning.

However, I can't see how you could sit on a nut in a pair of correctly-fitting briefs...

[#1Joe]

*puts on his robe and wizard hat*

hahaha, I remember those IRC chick wants it things on kontraband.... ahh yes :)


Fat IRC chick wants it (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2018&CAT=words&NSFW=2&rtn=search-2018&Keywords=IRC%20chick)
More IRC chicks want it (http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2019&CAT=words&NSFW=3&rtn=search-2019&Keywords=IRC%20chick)

lmao liked the scrabble words idea by "bionic sheep"

[Phoen!X]

bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?


ROFL

[stalefish]

Lollerskates!

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.

[Al]

Please let sleeping threads lie :(

[Jaz91]

bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!

Nice Find Joe.