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weebl
27-11-2005, 03:54 PM
From Weeblhater@y****.co.uk
Can you make an option to turn off that annoying music.Or replace it with somin like eminem or 50 cent
From Weebl
Nope.
From Aaron Stone
WHY NOT?THAT MUSIC'S COMPLETLEY RETARDED
From Weebl
Almost as retarded as someone with the email address weeblhater@y****.co.uk emailing me and expecting anything.
From Aaron Stone
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SICK YOU MAKE ME.
From Aaron Stone: Subject=You are a bed wetter
i hate you coz you're gay, you suck your own cock all day and all night
[note from weebl] It's a well known fact that all gay men are able to suck their own penis'.
From Weebl
Please continue. everyone's going to love reading this.
From Aaron Stone
do you think you'r egood or summin? oh yeah, if yu're gay, piss off
From Weebl
So If I'm not gay I should stick around and read more of the drivel coming from your direction?
Serriously though, are you 12 or something? Is calling people gay bedwetters the best your tiny mind can come up with? Aaron Stone, moron for hire and future macdonalds toilet cleaner, we salute you.
From Aaron Stone
no you fuckin ass rammin axe-wound, you fuck your mother with extra spunk, and then you 69 your sister
[N.B] It's a little known factoid that gay men love to have sex with women. But what the hell is extra spunk? Do I have a special reserve just for relatives?
From Weebl
So I'm not gay then? Do I still wet the bed and are you as utterly stupid and insipid as you seem?
If you are going to insult people at least be consistant. Take my example. I've stuck with the "You couldn't rub two brain cells together and will be a failure at life" theme throughout. You are just flailing around like a special needs kid surrounded by balloons and chocolate.
From Aaron Stone
fuck off, my cousin is disabled you ass-wipe.oh yeah you are gay.ass-rammer means gay, shit for brains
From Weebl
But you didn't call me a gay ass rammer did you?
I mean... It's not like this entire miscarriage of a conversation is quoted underneath whatever we write.
Am I to take it that me saying you are stupid makes you disabled? Are you saying your cousin is stupid because she is disabled? Because if you are that make you an even more loathable excuse for a human than I even thought.
Also the homophobic thing you've got going on really won't get you far in this world. You might want to rethink your entire life a bit.
We're here for you because we care Aaron. You don't need to go through life being laughed at you know. It just takes a bit of thought before opening your mouth or pressing send.
From Aaron Stone
you disgust me. go on do what you please.
From Weebl
Not answering my points then Aaron? Shall we just assume you hate all gay people and look down on people with disabilities?
It is you who disgusts me.
From Aaron Stone
Are you gonna shut up now and get back to fucking your mom?Oh yeah I do hate all gay people. They piss me off. and no I like to help people with disabilities, and you Are fucking gay.
From Weebl
Cheers for the confirmation Aaron. I'll let the people know that Aaron Stone hates gay people, thinks calling things retarded is cool when he works with disabled people and is generally just a complete idiot.
Cynic
27-11-2005, 03:56 PM
The internet is full of such charming people.
queenofself
27-11-2005, 04:03 PM
tut tut weebls...doing battle of wits with the unarmed
weebl
27-11-2005, 04:04 PM
It wasn't much of a challenge but it amused me to imagine how much of a lather he was getting in
Excellent
27-11-2005, 04:06 PM
The other guy could of rallied at some points but no he was too stupid...such a shame.
Yorkshire Tea
27-11-2005, 04:09 PM
Makes me want to put an ad in the Guardian saying 'Aaron Stone is a homophobe'.
duggyfresh
27-11-2005, 04:11 PM
Definate repressed sexual urges bubbling inside that confused little fellow.
RussianAlien
27-11-2005, 04:16 PM
You are just flailing around like a special needs kid surrounded by balloons and chocolate.
Pure genius :D
weebl
27-11-2005, 04:21 PM
The other guy could of rallied at some points but no he was too stupid...such a shame.
I did make one mistake but I put that down to his poor punctuation regarding the gay.ass-rammer bit.
He could have pulled me up on that but then not all bum sex need be gay so he still loses.
Ninja Padwan
27-11-2005, 04:26 PM
The internet is full of people who dont even deserve enough oxygen to breathe, that guy was one of those people, thankyou from me for pwning that retarded moron so bad he probably wet his bed that night. Seriously though, if thats what he calls insults id love to spam him over MSN. :D
Bewildebeast
27-11-2005, 04:34 PM
It's not the same Aaron as in this thread (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37520&page=1&pp=15), is it? He wasn't too keen on the gays either.
Meatball
27-11-2005, 04:35 PM
I can suck my own dick?
FFS what am I doing sitting here on this forum if I can do that! Ask him can I go and fuck myself? that would make my week.
dude in a box
27-11-2005, 04:48 PM
Aaron Stone, moron for hire and future macdonalds toilet cleaner, we salute you.
That made me fall off my chair laughing
Calling people gay and saying they fuck their mothers, what's next "shut your fucking mouth or i'll get my cousin who's twenty and part of New yorks hardest gang"?
It's not the same Aaron as in this thread (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37520&page=1&pp=15), is it? He wasn't too keen on the gays either.
QFR
Man, if I'd known THAT, I'd NEVER have had any use for my hands.
...
EVER.
That's some masterful troll baiting there, Weebl.
Fezwald
27-11-2005, 05:06 PM
These idiots always make me laugh :D
I'm suprised Aaron Stone can type to be honest
People who think they are being funny and cool and witty really aren't.
He'd probably be a pretty nice kid if he weren't so stupid.
But hey, it's the internet. What can you do?
Ninja Padwan
27-11-2005, 05:27 PM
Just remember that a village somehere in the UK is missing their idiot.
Paradigm^
27-11-2005, 05:31 PM
Weeblhater@y****.co.ukWonderful asterisking there. It is now absolutely impossible for me to guess his email address :(
:p
Wonderful asterisking there. It is now absolutely impossible for me to guess his email address :(
:p
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
yep.
You are just flailing around like a special needs kid surrounded by balloons and chocolate.
Bad-humored me had tears in his eyes laughing at that.
Where would weebls-stuff be without weebls-stuff haters, I cry?
Haha, it's like watching gladiators in an arena. Except one gladiator has a double-edged sword, and the other has a tank.
Youlikeyams?
27-11-2005, 05:52 PM
This is a legendary battle.
Some of that rather black humour had me in stitches. :D
Mr stabby
27-11-2005, 06:07 PM
Oh Aaron...
Nice baiting there, can we look forward to another bout?
NarkAgent
27-11-2005, 06:18 PM
We're here for you because we care Aaron. You don't need to go through life being laughed at you know. It just takes a bit of thought before opening your mouth or pressing send.Genius! Possibly the most patronising reply to an email I have ever seen (and I correct people's spelling mistakes). That line really made me laugh so much my cheeks hurt. :notworthy
ZOIDBERG
27-11-2005, 06:57 PM
Rated 5. Can we have a 6?
Labratory mouse
27-11-2005, 07:01 PM
Just when I thought somebody couldnt be that retarded BANG!, this guy comes along and destroys my theory. Id like to thank him, Id also like to thank Weebl for being such a general legend and scaring this guy so utter sh!tless that hell probably never go outside again, ever.:D
dicknawson
27-11-2005, 07:06 PM
indeed. you really smashed the hell out of that guy, weebl
Preasure
27-11-2005, 07:14 PM
roffle, excellent. These people are such fools, does me good to see one of them ripped to pieces by simple contradiction and maturity. in my experience, once they fall back on 'omg u r teh gay' you've won for sure.
MR CHUM CHUMS
27-11-2005, 07:16 PM
Ha ha ha internet pwnage.
eminem or 50 cent.... THAT MUSIC'S COMPLETLEY RETARDED
:ssh:
TX_101
27-11-2005, 07:48 PM
It's Oh Aaron !!! all over again. I've got a strange feeling that this is the same guy as before. I remember he claimed that he was dyslexic to me last time.
At least he had the brains to make a new e-mail this time.
Nuclear Spoon
27-11-2005, 08:03 PM
I decided he need some mentoring, so...
Me to him:
It wasn't very nice you know. One of the admins on his forum is gay. You
wouldn't like it if he started emailing heterophobal abuse at you, would
you? Why don't you like gays? I imagine they're quite reasonable.
His reply:
GOD DAMN IT.I HATE GAYS.IF ONE OF MY FRIENDS WENT GAY, I WOULD STAB HIM IN THE BACK AND THEN THROW HIS BODY TO THE DINGO'S
1) heterophobic
2) DINGOES, aaron, DINGOES
3) Second. Best. Threat. Ever.
4) Spaces after punctuation
5) ORDERED LISTS ARE FUN
6) http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/9323/rainbow9xp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
I hear you're a bit of a disliker toward the gays?
Okay, well, just letting you know, science has proved the more dislike you have for homosexuals, the more likely that once you go through puberty, you'll be a gay during or after.
Once you're legal, come look me up.
Bye bye now XI think I made that fact up.
Still waiting for a reply.
ZOIDBERG
27-11-2005, 08:25 PM
2) DINGOS, aaron, DINGOS
DINGOES, crab, DINGOES.
DINGOES, crab, DINGOES.
:ssh:
Heh, that made me laugh my dirty undies off :D
Hitpoint
27-11-2005, 10:33 PM
Makes me want to put an ad in the Guardian saying 'Aaron Stone is a homophobe'.
Yeah, then his mother could have her son on her bedsheets.
What a complete moron, some people just dont know when to stop.
ADoorMadeOfPoop
28-11-2005, 12:22 AM
Yeah, then his mother could have her son on her bedsheets.
What a complete moron, some people just dont know when to stop.
QFT you sexy beast.
pink_shoes
28-11-2005, 09:55 PM
just out of interest, what music was he talking about?
Lozzie Stardust
29-11-2005, 09:27 AM
Ah, Troll Baiting, one of life's finer sports :)
He seems to me to be two gerkins short of a Big Mac, he will probably be reheating 'cooking' them for the rest of his petty existance.
Paul12345
29-11-2005, 06:48 PM
Ah, Troll Baiting, one of life's finer sports :)
He seems to me to be two gerkins short of a Big Mac, he will probably be reheating 'cooking' them for the rest of his petty existance.
Somebody with that much intelligence shouldn't be allowed to use hot things.
Sebastian
29-11-2005, 08:42 PM
All that to change the music in the Cheese Bin. it's classic Mario, how dare he!
Somebody with that much intelligence shouldn't be allowed to use hot things.
He's not stupid, he just...
hmmmmmmmm.
Lozzie Stardust
30-11-2005, 02:40 PM
... 'Special'
thats the word I think ;)
... 'Special'
thats the word I think ;)
let's be a bit blunter
FAIL.
mousels
02-12-2005, 04:57 PM
Youve gotta love people like that Aaron havnt ya.....I mean, if he didnt exist, we wouldnt have anyone to laugh at would we?
Oh, and gxfu........i think fail is the wrong word to use.........moron would be much better.
Cerberus
03-12-2005, 07:08 PM
you fuck your mother with extra spunk, and then you 69 your sister
Wow, he's real good.
Dyakson
06-12-2005, 04:19 PM
It makes me want to send homophobic emails, just to create more threads like these...
Apparently Maddox gets a lot of hate mail from fans who want to see their faux-hate mail on his hate mail pages.
Can you make an option to turn off that annoying music.Or replace it with somin like eminem or 50 cent ROFL
You can see where he gets his ability to flame from :D
Vermoskitten
07-12-2005, 02:03 PM
That was very...........interesting. mousels, he may have replaced all you lovely British blokes on mousels in speaking moronish. What is 69ing? and why would a gay person indulge in HETEROSEXUAL incest? How very odd. Weebl, email him back again. We need new entertainment.
Psychokilla
07-12-2005, 04:21 PM
Reading this made a crap day, not seem so bad.
Top hole Mr weebl sir.
(p.s the special needs kid, balloons and chocolate comment made he spit coffee over my monitor at work)
neo_man
14-12-2005, 06:40 PM
tehe I liked that one too .... and why would you replace so called "crap" music with eminem or 50 cent wouldn't that defeat the purpose?
mousels
14-12-2005, 08:31 PM
It makes you wonder how, out of millions of sperm, he was the only one to make it.... Pillock. I bet his a chav.
Oh and vermoskitten.....you'll find out what a 69 is when your abit older...as your older forum bro.....I have to filter such things....
Otherwise I couldnt give a yellow snow
Vermoskitten
15-12-2005, 02:00 PM
It makes you wonder how, out of millions of sperm, he was the only one to make it.... Pillock. I bet his a chav.
Oh and vermoskitten.....you'll find out what a 69 is when your abit older...as your older forum bro.....I have to filter such things....
Otherwise I couldnt give a yellow snow
my dear brother, i believe you mean he's a chav........
i have an idea, just don't knoe exactly......
intereesting use of "yellow snow"!
[note from weebl] It's a well known fact that all gay men are able to suck their own penis'.
wait, what?
[N.B] It's a little known factoid that gay men love to have sex with women. But what the hell is extra spunk? Do I have a special reserve just for relatives?
WAIT, WHAAAAT?
shedtroll@hotma
20-12-2005, 07:27 PM
Trollbeater!!! Oi!!!!!
Comrade Smith
20-12-2005, 08:19 PM
I sent him this: Hi, heard your gay and as much of an ass rammer as a special needs kid surrounded by balloons and chocolate.
RevJ42
21-12-2005, 05:02 AM
Um.. isn't the point that he's an idiot for being a homophobic? Making your email exactly the same thing? Or are you being ironic?
Comrade Smith
21-12-2005, 05:59 PM
None of those, I am merely troll baiting
RevJ42
21-12-2005, 09:28 PM
You're being rather trolly about it, aren't you?
Fishface
25-12-2005, 02:07 PM
Good 'un Weebl, he got uberpwned.
Mozzer
29-12-2005, 01:24 PM
Wonderful asterisking there. It is now absolutely impossible for me to guess his email address
I am now sending weeblhater@yogurts.co.uk lots and lots of abuse.
in my experience, once they fall back on 'omg u r teh gay' you've won for sure.
What do you mean, "fall back on"? Wasn't that his entire argument? :p Oh no, wait, he did change to the incest tack later on...
PureEvilYak
02-01-2006, 11:40 AM
These are quite honestly the most brilliant things I've ever read. Really. You masterful Troll Baiter, you.
KCGII
03-01-2006, 10:15 PM
There are some times I miss the ability to hit an ignore button, internally or otherwise. Thank you, Weebl, for allowing me to not only reflect on some of my own troll baiting, but to see that the practice is far from dead. :notworthy
Bravo!!
P.S.--I happened to have soda in my mouth at the "special kids-chocolate" comment...then I had soda on my crotch. o.O
Timmeh
06-01-2006, 03:03 AM
no you fuckin ass rammin axe-wound, you fuck your mother with extra spunk
I don't know what it is but there's something about "with extra spunk" that made me burst out laughing.
Azza Dutt
12-01-2006, 06:12 PM
just would like to point out that over 60% of people who call others gay, are insecure about their own sexuallity
Sonicfan93cmj
13-01-2006, 10:45 PM
lol!
Sebas
14-01-2006, 12:36 PM
Hahaha, it's always good to read something like this. Honestly, I thought I was good at completely pwning people like this, but this made me reconsider. Weebl totally rocks at this! :notworthy :notworthy
Beerish
14-01-2006, 04:56 PM
*applauds*
You certainly showed him the what-for.
Scribe
20-01-2006, 01:24 PM
You made my coffee come out of my nose :(
However, that was truly awesome. Your troll baiting skillz are to be ph34rd. I did an awesome troll bait on my own site a few weeks back. Ill see if I can find the file...
mandyque
20-01-2006, 07:35 PM
Beautiful, weebl, just beautiful! I weep at your brilliance :notworthy
hoogiman
21-01-2006, 06:15 AM
None of those, I am merely troll baiting
Uh... no, you are being a troll.
shinytheelf
29-01-2006, 11:33 AM
that wsnt funny i didnt laugh 1s. everything on that webcit is SHIT
I'm sorry about this, but this is the response i got from a friend, after sending this masterclass in troll-baiting to him via email.
For some reason, i feel that i waste my time with him... :nana:
Sebas
29-01-2006, 03:12 PM
I'm sorry about this, but this is the response i got from a friend, after sending this masterclass in troll-baiting to him via email.
For some reason, i feel that i waste my time with him... :nana:
The heretic. Kick him. ;)
sniper mouse
29-01-2006, 06:49 PM
Troll baiting. Truly the sport of kings
Kiwi Man
29-01-2006, 08:28 PM
*Laughs uncontrollably*
I almost choked on my own tongue at the bit with the balloons and chocolate.
Bravo, Mr. Picking! Encore!
Oh yeah, is it just me, or did Aaron take the remark about being to stupid to mock people properly like a stupid person would, and try to seem better by putting more curses and crappy insults into his next reply?
Haroshi
30-01-2006, 04:45 PM
you are true geneous weebl. ^_^ :notworthy
JoebTheGreat
19-02-2006, 06:15 AM
He could have just stopped when you told him you wern't gonna change the music.
But instead he dug his grave with immature homophobic comments, and the constant use of f*** (which is obviously the MOST mature of words), and he wouldn't stop!
Then he said he wanted to stab his own friend because he was gay...
hmm...
50% of this was Weebl's pwnage, another 50% was the pure stupidity of Aaron
nachohat
19-02-2006, 06:22 PM
Oh weebl...I'd sacrifice a goat to hear another of those tales of pwnage. :love:
:p
(saying that, I've never been much of a goat person anyway. maybe..3 goats?)
I don't really rate this as a lesson on troll baiting. It took all the skill of kicking somebody in the arse, when they're two feet away, bending over and the red paint's still wet.
Magical Donkey
26-02-2006, 09:43 AM
Oh weebl...I'd sacrifice a goat to hear another of those tales of pwnage. :love:
:p
(saying that, I've never been much of a goat person anyway. maybe..3 goats?)
Lol
Pure pwnage. Anyhow Aaron probably needs profesional help so lets leave him... He must be so happy in his own little homophobic world where his destiny is to become either a mcdonalds toilet cleaner or a hobo (in fact no I love hobo's!) I say we do some kind of fund raiser
Get Aaron the help he needs
God bless you O-)
(lol)
Hilarious. You must get idiots like this e-mailing you all the time. Like nik_page@hotmail.com. It would be funny for a list of Trolls to be posted on the forums so that we may also harvest such nuggets of comedy gold without feeding the forumus trolli more commonly known as the Forum Troll.
That's probably not such a great idea on reflection.
Belcherdude1992
27-02-2006, 08:16 PM
let me guess, yahoo? i could spam out this guys account with fake offers
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