Hello.

[malcolm]

Hello there, I have just joined this forum. I have spent most of this evening catching up with all the toons I had missed since moving house a couple of months back. It has been fun. Thought I would try this place out, seems good so far. Feel free to reply in kind to my wacky and spontaneous message.

I shall add some smilies for good measure now:
:ninja: :confused: :slash: :jam: :ssh:

Cheers all!

[Erskien_Parkour]

YO!

*says it first*
Dont feed the zekey
pay homage to katie D


lol But welcome! Im kinda new my self but I wont stoop as low as an indroduction thread!

Note of warning: BEWARE THE CHEESE BIN!

I like your signature...mmmm...meats...

[Thomp]

Welcome. Don't overdo the smilies :)

Read the FAQs, get adopted and have fun

[Tweekish]

What Thomp said. Enjoy!

[guy in a box]

What Tweekish said. Enjoy!

[Kokuya]

NO, do what i say slave boy...mwhahahaha...sorry.
anyway, hope you have fun while your here, maybe Zekey will even sing his song to you. Oh, and dont over-use the smilies (not similies) as people dont particularly like them.

kokuya

[malcolm]

Thanks for the welcomes

The smiley overuse was a deliberate attempt to annoy existing users, which succeeded. I have no intention of using one again.

For anyone that has an interest, the meat in my signature is a lamb shank.

[dude in a box]

Mmm lamb, have fun here stay in the begginers till you feel safe to come out, also make sure you go to the cheesebin, it isn't that bad...no really it isn't :ninja:

[Fish Finger]

Thanks for the welcomes

The smiley overuse was a deliberate attempt to annoy existing users, which succeeded. I have no intention of using one again.

For anyone that has an interest, the meat in my signature is a lamb shank.
Will you cook it, or do you prefer it raw?

[woobi]

Welcome to the forums.
By the time you read this you will have moved on...

[Liz]

lo

[Chavvy]

Liz is short on words and lets her actions (READ BOOBS) do the talking.

HIYA I am going to the pub, would you like a drink newbie?

[Liz]

Oh chavvy, your so so right :D

[faragher]

For anyone that has an interest, the meat in my signature is a lamb shank. Heh. Shank. Sounds a bit like...

Chavvy - mines a pint of strong continental please. Ta!

[malcolm]

Will you cook it, or do you prefer it raw?
Neither, I intend to assault a succession of elderly ladies with it and grab their purses.

Then I shall take their small leather coin receptacles as well.

Heh. Shank. Sounds a bit like...
Are you calling me a shanker?


ooh! they automerged my doublepost. That tickles!

[Chassisbot]

Hello, malcom. I'm Chassisbot. I'm a nice guy on the whole, but I've been internally corrupted because nobody remembers my birthday.

[malcolm]

nice avatar Chestybottom, pleased to meet you.

and all the other people that said hello as well, hello

[Erasmus]

Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care
Leave but don't leave me
Look around and chose your own ground
For long you live and high you fly
etc.

/pink floyd

hello Malcolm.
Have fun.

[dude in a box]

Watch your grammer with erasmus he's a grammer nazi

(lets see if he can nazi this)

[Erasmus]

Watch your grammer with erasmus he's a grammer nazi

(lets see if he can nazi this)

erasmus - proper noun. Should be Erasmus.

Lack of punctuation.

Nazi is not a verb.

Grammer is spelled grammar.

[dude in a box]

Never fails, I am well aware however that Nazi is not a verb, that was just a strange expression, really I should of said, let us see if Erasmus can use his Grammar Nazi powers on my post

[Erasmus]

yes, you should have said that. :)

[dude in a box]

Oh yeah, I always have people breathing fire at me about that