Kanupel
05-01-2006, 06:05 PM
Today, I want to talk to you about the growing problem of deforestation. Yes we all heard about it in our stolen teen magazines and such, but do we know enough about this terrible problem. I mean can we(meaning me and my friend derrick) really to cut down all of those butter trees in Africa and still keep the environment safe. I mean the butter monkeys need food and they just don’t get it after the mass deforestation of butter land.
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Butter Tree
Now some facts:
• Butter trees give of butter once every 2-3 months.
• A collection of butter is called a fistful
• They only grow in butter land
• That the current, advanced, butter tree now pack the butter in the modern packaging.
• Butter monkeys are rare and endangered animal.
• Butter monkeys can change the image in the stomach to match the modern packaging
• They mate by smearing themselves in butter and dancing. Which passes on there genes by the air and allows mass breading. The butter is thought to be a aphrodisiac, but that is unknown
• They can not be kept in zoos because they would melt.
• Butter is the most precious substance in the world
• It goes well with toast
• Many people enjoy butter with a small amount of salt on, which offends the people of butter land greatly.
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/687/buttermonkey8qj.png
Butter Monkey
The butter monkey or homo-Butterus is a rare monkey that can only live on butter found in the Lurpack Forests of Butterland. Many people are scared and think that this monkey is trying to conquer the world, but they’re stupid or insane. Others think that that the monkey is a creature that I just made up, but they are just the geniuses and the average man. It roams around the forest in a strange way. It uses modified fridges that have wheels and, of course, hot rod flames (to make it go faster). If it is taken from its true environment then it will melt and cause great distress to its family because coffins that small monkeys, which have melted, can fit in are hard to find.
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Butterland
Butterland or the Enslaved people of Butterland, is a small country in between Mozambique and Madagascar. Its main trade is of butter, which we eat every day. The population is made up of enslaved men and women (who whip themselves) and there masters (who force the slaves to whip themselves using whipping). The government is some form of ancient religion that used a wall to assign leaders and create laws. They are a proud people and hope to compete in the 2012 Olympics
Butterland has many problems thought. It is poor and all of the population are seriously over weight because there only produce is butter. Also they have serious risk of sinking. As we speak many parts of the island may fall under water and kill all of the butter monkeys and butter people. This is a serious real world issue that needs to be dealt with. The people in Butterland are so impoverished they have to live in only 4 floor manors and can only get Madonna to play at there charity concerts. A sad, sad thought for us all, which some can’t deal with. As many as 3 people in butter land a day die of natural causes.
So remember kids that the next time you’re tucking in to your tasty, tasty butter remember this:
Some fat guy miles away had to get up and whip his slave for you. And after he had to walk back and sit down.
Just think if he didn’t do it, you’d have to!
This is just a silly little thing I whipped up which I hope you like. If you don't tell me so I can cry a million tears. All pictures done in paint.
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7876/buttertree8fe.png
Butter Tree
Now some facts:
• Butter trees give of butter once every 2-3 months.
• A collection of butter is called a fistful
• They only grow in butter land
• That the current, advanced, butter tree now pack the butter in the modern packaging.
• Butter monkeys are rare and endangered animal.
• Butter monkeys can change the image in the stomach to match the modern packaging
• They mate by smearing themselves in butter and dancing. Which passes on there genes by the air and allows mass breading. The butter is thought to be a aphrodisiac, but that is unknown
• They can not be kept in zoos because they would melt.
• Butter is the most precious substance in the world
• It goes well with toast
• Many people enjoy butter with a small amount of salt on, which offends the people of butter land greatly.
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/687/buttermonkey8qj.png
Butter Monkey
The butter monkey or homo-Butterus is a rare monkey that can only live on butter found in the Lurpack Forests of Butterland. Many people are scared and think that this monkey is trying to conquer the world, but they’re stupid or insane. Others think that that the monkey is a creature that I just made up, but they are just the geniuses and the average man. It roams around the forest in a strange way. It uses modified fridges that have wheels and, of course, hot rod flames (to make it go faster). If it is taken from its true environment then it will melt and cause great distress to its family because coffins that small monkeys, which have melted, can fit in are hard to find.
http://img432.imageshack.us/img432/2998/buuterland29ex.png
Butterland
Butterland or the Enslaved people of Butterland, is a small country in between Mozambique and Madagascar. Its main trade is of butter, which we eat every day. The population is made up of enslaved men and women (who whip themselves) and there masters (who force the slaves to whip themselves using whipping). The government is some form of ancient religion that used a wall to assign leaders and create laws. They are a proud people and hope to compete in the 2012 Olympics
Butterland has many problems thought. It is poor and all of the population are seriously over weight because there only produce is butter. Also they have serious risk of sinking. As we speak many parts of the island may fall under water and kill all of the butter monkeys and butter people. This is a serious real world issue that needs to be dealt with. The people in Butterland are so impoverished they have to live in only 4 floor manors and can only get Madonna to play at there charity concerts. A sad, sad thought for us all, which some can’t deal with. As many as 3 people in butter land a day die of natural causes.
So remember kids that the next time you’re tucking in to your tasty, tasty butter remember this:
Some fat guy miles away had to get up and whip his slave for you. And after he had to walk back and sit down.
Just think if he didn’t do it, you’d have to!
This is just a silly little thing I whipped up which I hope you like. If you don't tell me so I can cry a million tears. All pictures done in paint.