My next article - YOU choose

[IrishSteve]

So I've been trying to decide what my 3rd article should be. My first two have been recieved rather favorably (Weebl even said he liked my New Zealand Story) but I'm undecided on my latest one. So what do you want, you people who weld so much power, and bananas:

Choice One:

I will answer the question 'Daddy or Chips?' through a series of sceintific experiements that will hopefully mean I get to blow stuff up. Word.

Choice Two:

I will create for you a paraody of a movie, the title of which you will choose. Which basically means I'll re-write the script and make fun of it.

Choice Three:

I will write you a poem, based on a subject of your choosing. Or I'll make one up. I have a mind of my own you know. It lives in a jar at night.

Get voting! I'd give you a premium rate number to call, but I don't have one. So reply here instead. The one with the most votes wins, and in the case of Two and Three, I'll pick the topic I like the most. You have until Monday, which is the 6th fact fans. Oh Sally!

[moog]

i sway towards daddy or chips, but keep in mind a large majority of front page traffic comes from americaaaaaa

[Paul12345]

I too throw my support behind the "Daddy or chips" atricle however should you choose not to do this either for your own reasons (perhaps not wanting to blow yourself up) or because of moogs point then do the parody movie, that sort of thing never fails to be funny.

[Shave]

daddy or chips

(damn americans :p)

[sniper mouse]

I'm not american, but I still opt for choice 2 the parody movie. Sorry if I disappointed anyone there :nana:

[moog]

make this thread into a poll

if you can't, let me know and i'll do it for you

[IrishSteve]

Alas Moog, a Poll only gives two options I see, and I have three. Also, if Option Two or Three is choosen, they cant say what movie or poem subject to do. Suppose if one of those wins I could make another thread, but seems like dragging it on a bit. Unless in your Moddy wisdom you can make a Poll with three options?

[Flava Dave]

Do all three. Then splice them together 2 Many DJ's style.

[moog]

my wisdom is infinite and sexy

[IrishSteve]

success!

[Darkscull]

"daddy... or chips?" is currently winning, as it should.

if you put a disclaimer at the start explaining the situation that would sort out the Americans... but it might detract from the comedy.
if you don't explain it then maybe Weebl will get an email from some annoyed/confuzzled American viewer to put in the carlos crazy email memorial forum :)

Chips for the win!

[crab]

I would like them ALL, but I think poetry on the subject of bathwater would be sublime.

[IrishSteve]

*bump* please continue to vote - u only have 24 hours left

[Spüne Gooman]

I actually need to know which one I should go for, Daddy or Chips.

[Ste150]

my wisdom is infinite and sexy

Well, it's infinite...
:p huzzars.


I'd say go for Daddy or Chips. Surely all it would take to be America-friendly would be a short introduction about the advert and background. In a humours narra-tit-ive way.

Plus the fact I want to see explosions.

[IrishSteve]

hehehe....you said "tit". I'm considering doing the movie paradoy anyway, as a stop gap between Monday and writing the Daddy or Chips article. So movie suggestions please.

[Paul12345]

How about a Great Escape parody? Plenty of potential there methinks.

[Kasabian]

No. I wanted poetry. I mean do you know how funny poetry gets?? Well sometimes it's halrious (if you of course use the right subject.) Oh well i guess. I think i will make my own thread for this and you may come to view it. And what were you looking for?? a movie?? how about Monty Python's Holy Grail. Great Movie. Comedy. Old. And unanimated. an its really cool. Later, FOO's.

[IrishSteve]

My greatness knows no bounds - writer, lover and now muse. Perhaps a statue of me is needed. Alternativly one of those little pictures some people have below their avatars. Get on that someone, will you?