Betting ENDS!

[IrishSteve]

By a landslide majority of 16, the people have spoken. Or typed. My next article has been choosed. The winner is....Daddy or Chips!
Right, while I get my paws dirty with some spuds, I've decided the movie parody idea was too good to ignore, so I'll do that while preparing for the Daddy or Chips article.
What I need, good folks of this Diagonal-left Earth, is movie titles to parody. Which means re-write the script and make fun. Movie suggestions here please! Now begone with you, I have potato to interrogate...

[Ste150]

Kill Bill - "She left me at the alter...so I slashed her femoral artery with a katana"
Slightly old.

Matrix - "Why have I got a 230v/50hz socket in the back of my head?"
Done to death (and slightly old)

Not strictly a film...but how about 24. As in Kieffer Sutherland and friends. He never sleeps, shits or eats. And saves the world time and time again in ostentatiously flamboyant ways.... Loads of jokes there.

[IrishSteve]

Was considering the Matrix, but really, all I have to do is have Neo say "Woah" all the time. Lacks challenge. I like the 24 idea.