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JoeyM
10-02-2006, 08:29 PM
Sup my bitches and my ho’s, big up to you all. I only have one question on my mind right now and that is what the deal, with Chuck Norris?
Well my furry friends I’m sure I’m not the only one to notice the uproar of the chuck love. Well I now know why this has happened.

Timmy: Oh please tell my Mr man why have I suddenly had sexual thoughts about Chuck Norris?
Me: Well it’s quite simple really...

It is a process which the Chuck likes to call, ‘Round housing.’ Oh yes the infamous round house affected your brains to make you think that the Chuck is the god.
Every time you see a picture of the chuck, the right side of your brain gets round housed by several mini chucks.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9681/brain8yj.jpg

Timmy: Why is this affecting me though Mr? Is it, because I’m a homo?
Me: No Timmy it is a normal phenomenon that happens to everyone, but remember you shouldn’t hate homos, just because they’re different.

http://www.source4all.com/dbpics/s4a_thumbs_up.jpg

There is in fact only one person in the world that can resist Chuck Norris and that person is Benjamin Stiller. In his early years he loved the Chuck like everyone else until the day came when chuck had to make a decision. Should it be Peter or Ben, once Chuck had picked peter, Ben became a hater; he started cults that wanted to kill Chuck Norris. Of course he was the only member. His plots failed and he became fat, ugly and lonely, but that is a story for another time.

So for all you things out there, thinking you’re the only one...

YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

IrishSteve
11-02-2006, 01:26 AM
you kinda ripped off the simpsons there: "Mr McClure, my friend says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?" "No Timmy, just ignorant!"
Also, Chuck Norris rules. Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, sex has Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris pees what we call Red Bull. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits. And so on...

strawberry jam
11-02-2006, 08:15 AM
Vin Diesel.

Dingbat
11-02-2006, 10:16 AM
you kinda ripped off the simpsons there: "Mr McClure, my friend says its wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?" "No Timmy, just ignorant!"
I'm sure that wasn't the idea at all; You sure caught him...

Vin Diesel fails in comparison to Chuck Norris.
Fixed.

Decidedly fishy
11-02-2006, 01:48 PM
Hi this is Chuck Norris and i would like to personally welcome you to my official website (http://www.chucknorris.com/)

IrishSteve
11-02-2006, 01:50 PM
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris died in 1976. The Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

JoeyM
11-02-2006, 08:42 PM
Any comments on the article?

IrishSteve
11-02-2006, 08:51 PM
um, not really comedy, is it? Or maybe I don't get it *shrug*. Also, some of your names aren't in capitals. Small nag, but hey, grammer counts

Zhyl
12-02-2006, 11:14 AM
um, not really comedy, is it? Or maybe I don't get it *shrug*. Also, some of your names aren't in capitals. Small nag, but hey, grammer counts

Grammar and spelling count ;). I am such a hypocrite.

I don't think this will make the front page because the idea of Chuck Norris has been overused. Also, frontpage articles are alot more likely to be read by inncoent children who will copy whatever you do; fine on the forums though.

Belcherdude1992
05-03-2006, 03:47 PM
init

joel is awsome
21-02-2007, 03:45 AM
when chuck norris does push ups he don,t push him self up he pushes the world down fool westside yo yo yo

The Mna
30-03-2007, 01:16 AM
Haha. I loved dodgeball.

Evil Genius
02-04-2007, 11:46 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of ChucK Norris.

Jimmy's Mom
24-06-2007, 05:55 PM
Chuck Norris can clog a toilet just by pissing