JoeyM
10-02-2006, 08:29 PM
Sup my bitches and my ho’s, big up to you all. I only have one question on my mind right now and that is what the deal, with Chuck Norris?
Well my furry friends I’m sure I’m not the only one to notice the uproar of the chuck love. Well I now know why this has happened.
Timmy: Oh please tell my Mr man why have I suddenly had sexual thoughts about Chuck Norris?
Me: Well it’s quite simple really...
It is a process which the Chuck likes to call, ‘Round housing.’ Oh yes the infamous round house affected your brains to make you think that the Chuck is the god.
Every time you see a picture of the chuck, the right side of your brain gets round housed by several mini chucks.
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9681/brain8yj.jpg
Timmy: Why is this affecting me though Mr? Is it, because I’m a homo?
Me: No Timmy it is a normal phenomenon that happens to everyone, but remember you shouldn’t hate homos, just because they’re different.
http://www.source4all.com/dbpics/s4a_thumbs_up.jpg
There is in fact only one person in the world that can resist Chuck Norris and that person is Benjamin Stiller. In his early years he loved the Chuck like everyone else until the day came when chuck had to make a decision. Should it be Peter or Ben, once Chuck had picked peter, Ben became a hater; he started cults that wanted to kill Chuck Norris. Of course he was the only member. His plots failed and he became fat, ugly and lonely, but that is a story for another time.
So for all you things out there, thinking you’re the only one...
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Well my furry friends I’m sure I’m not the only one to notice the uproar of the chuck love. Well I now know why this has happened.
Timmy: Oh please tell my Mr man why have I suddenly had sexual thoughts about Chuck Norris?
Me: Well it’s quite simple really...
It is a process which the Chuck likes to call, ‘Round housing.’ Oh yes the infamous round house affected your brains to make you think that the Chuck is the god.
Every time you see a picture of the chuck, the right side of your brain gets round housed by several mini chucks.
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9681/brain8yj.jpg
Timmy: Why is this affecting me though Mr? Is it, because I’m a homo?
Me: No Timmy it is a normal phenomenon that happens to everyone, but remember you shouldn’t hate homos, just because they’re different.
http://www.source4all.com/dbpics/s4a_thumbs_up.jpg
There is in fact only one person in the world that can resist Chuck Norris and that person is Benjamin Stiller. In his early years he loved the Chuck like everyone else until the day came when chuck had to make a decision. Should it be Peter or Ben, once Chuck had picked peter, Ben became a hater; he started cults that wanted to kill Chuck Norris. Of course he was the only member. His plots failed and he became fat, ugly and lonely, but that is a story for another time.
So for all you things out there, thinking you’re the only one...
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.