A Cheesy King!

[Cheddar Chess]

Hey! I'm Cheddar, and I've joined today on April Fools' Day!

Also, I have a question. Who's the member who I PM to PM Weebl? :weebl:

PS: What's this? :jizz:

PSS: I need a haircut.

PSSS: Beans make me gassy.

PSSSS: I like applescause.

PSSSSS: Do I talk alot?

PSSSSSS: How many hairs are on your head?

PSSSSSSS: How much people do we eat each day?

PSSSSSSSS: Are these alot of PS's?

[HeavyT]

Read the FAQs now please.

[PureEvilYak]

Please. For all our sakes.

[Cheddar Chess]

I'm lazy! Hee hee!

[Sebas]

You are annoying. Hee-hee.

Please read the FAQs and reform.

And welcome.

[Cheddar Chess]

Thanks! Yeah, I'm known for being annoying.

[bellybutton]

:jizz: = JIZZ...

welcome, read the FAQs if you havent yet, and get adopted*

*(if anyone's willing)

[Cheddar Chess]

Get adopted? That isn't very nice.

EDIT: So I went on the urban dictionary to find out what jizz is, and oh my goodness! That's disgusting!

[funkin_dudette]

Welcomes! I don't think you understand what bellybutton means by adoption. We have a forum adoption system, so n00bs don't get too lost. It will help you. :p Also if you think the jizz thing is disgusting then steer clear of the cheese bin.

[what?]

Hey! I'm Cheddar, and I've joined today on April Fools' Day!

Also, I have a question. Who's the member who I PM to PM Weebl? :weebl:

PS: What's this? :jizz:

PSS: I need a haircut.

PSSS: Beans make me gassy.

PSSSS: I like applescause.
!

Hey i know where you got that from! and you pm weebl to pm weebl
Your even more of a noob than me!

[Cheddar Chess]

Um... are you saying it's not unusual to think this jizz is disgusting?

Also, no. I can't stay away from the cheese bin, because check my name! I will stay away from it only if I get tired of the music, or just press the mute button.

EDIT: Also, I added more PS's to my first post. Alot more. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Sebas]

Um... are you saying it's not unusual to think this jizz is disgusting?

Also, no. I can't stay away from the cheese bin, because check my name! I will stay away from it only if I get tired of the music, or just press the mute button.

You could just get Firefox, and the Marios and the music will be blocked.

[Cheddar Chess]

Nooooo firefox. This is my mother's computer I'm using.

Also, I'm the human dictator!

[Zweee]

Yeah seriously, calm down a bit ey.
Or your in for a whole heap of flaming outside of beginners.

[da-geezer]

I'm going to jump on the "calm down" bandwagon.

Carry on if you like, but don't expect to be welcome/liked/still able to log on in 24 hours' time :)

Welcome!

[Cheddar Chess]

Nah, I'm not staying in beginners.

[Ozzylator]

Cheddar, PM weebl. Ask him if you can give him toon ideas, then he'll make you a moderator.

[Cheddar Chess]

Cool! Can I PM Bob?

[Ozzylator]

Bob never registered on this forum.

[Cheddar Chess]

He should if he wants that taco.

[I'm_in_the_box]

THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS, SURELY.

He even made a point of stating that he joined on April Fools day, and his comments are far to peculiar and random to be in earnest.

I mean, this MUST be an April fool.

[D.F]

PM ''Weebl'', say you drink cow and eat water.
Then he will offer you to live with him, and do sechsings with him.
Do it now, please.

Also PM ''Moog'', just say hey and that you would like to lick his mother:)
It's very funny when you send allot of PM's to him, all the time! you and him will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh!

[Cheddar Chess]

PM ''Weebl'', say you drink cow and eat water.
Then he will offer you to live with him, and do sechsings with him.
Do it now, please.

Also PM ''Moog'', just say hey and that you would like to lick his mother:)
It's very funny when you send allot of PM's to him, all the time! you and him will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh!
Nice try. I read the PMing Weebl rules.

[Haroshi]

Cheddar, PM weebl. Ask him if you can give him toon ideas, then he'll make you a moderator.

HA, you are too evil :p

[Cheddar Chess]

What do you mean evil?

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4059/moneymessage9xu.jpg

[Haroshi]

What do you mean evil?

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4059/moneymessage9xu.jpg

um.... nothing...... :ninja:

[SPACKlick]

Umm, just on a grammar point

PS stands for post script meaning after text

To add another you add another 'P' not another 'S'

so your first post ought to say

Hey! I'm Cheddar, and I've joined today on April Fools' Day!

Also, I have a question. Who's the member who I PM to PM Weebl? :weebl:

PS: What's this?:jizz:

PPS: I need a haircut.

PPPS: Beans make me gassy.

PPPPS: I like applescause.

PPPPPS: Do I talk alot?

PPPPPPS: How many hairs are on your head?

PPPPPPPS: How much people do we eat each day?

PPPPPPPPS: Are these alot of PS's?

See?

[Cheddar Chess]

Sorry, I must post this picture.

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1260/pants7uh.jpg

Who thinks it's funny? :D

[SPACKlick]

STOP IT CHEDDAR.

we have been nice, we have been tolerant then after those 4 seconds we have flamed and insulted and then calmed down and redirected you to forum rules and etiquette and you seem determind to get banne dbut the mods, for some reason of their own won't ban you so please, post like a normal human being

that gif is not funny.

[Cheddar Chess]

I didn't mean it personally. Sorry.

[SPACKlick]

thank you. now try to post, ontopic, in threads in beginners for a while. to judge the tone and rhythm of the forum. eventually you will beocme accepted and maybe loved.

p.s. i know i can't spell rhythm or maybe i can now i forget.

[Cheddar Chess]

Well, I'm in two very popular Toontown online forums. I've been on for years. I'm experienced. Do I have the right to stop doing stuff in only beginners?

[SPACKlick]

Maybe. But i recommend two things.

You are very careful about WHAT you post

and you do not post in homesar thread anymore. Your question was answered and people were unfriendly but disassoiate yourself with that thread as soon as possible.

[Cheddar Chess]

Well, it's kinda liked, now. Alot of people want it to be bested.

[Zweee]

No, because obviously in those forums you run amok. The rules for these forums are different. Most of the people here are able to keep a conversation in a thread ontopic and not just chit chat like a kiddy chat room.
Stay in beginners untill youve learnt this very simple fact.
EDIT: Yes they want that thread bested, but NOT because its a good thread, because it amuses them to post ownd pictures and watch you and what? fail at keeping up.
Look in besterst threads, see what they are like. They are all on topic threads, no spamming, no arguments.
Thats what this forum is all about.

[Cheddar Chess]

Obviously I was told I have the right to post in other sections.

[Bacon Machine]

Cheddar the reason you have been minussed is the way you entered the forum. This is your first post
Hey! I'm Cheddar, and I've joined today on April Fools' Day!

Also, I have a question. Who's the member who I PM to PM Weebl? :weebl:

PS: What's this? :jizz:

PSS: I need a haircut.

PSSS: Beans make me gassy.

PSSSS: I like applescause.

PSSSSS: Do I talk alot?

PSSSSSS: How many hairs are on your head?

PSSSSSSS: How much people do we eat each day?

PSSSSSSSS: Are these alot of PS's?
This was mine
Hello I'm new and my name is as you can see by looking to the left that my sanctimonious name is Bacon Machine. Now you may be thinking why well here's why http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/38301591/22934 So there is my reason just some random image that popped into my head as I was deciding on the name to join this most holy of forums.

I'm 15 and live in the East Midlands, me guessing from the fact that most people here are British that you will know where that is, if not however it's the easterly side of the middle of England.

So I join two days before christmas, that would be because of the joy I have had from the last two Weebl and Bob comics. THis has induced a love of the site which eventually ended up in me joining.

My internet life consists mainly of forums and I would guess this one will be similar I'm not completely used to a reputation system but I think I'll get the hang of it. If anyone would give me some advice I would be most grateful. I'm sorry for any spelling errors it's really cold where I'm typing and so the reaction times of my hands has caused many a poorly typed word.
I didn't start by being a patronising arse.

You immediately came and posted badly. Yuo might be able to pull back some dignity from this. Just post well, in the right places and provide insight to the topic. Don't pick fights with the main forumites and don't try to act clever like in your second topic.

[Cheddar Chess]

No calling me swears, please.

[Bacon Machine]

No calling me swears, please.
I didn't call you 'swears'.

[Garry3]

Cheddar, you know exactly what you're doing. If you don't then you're going to have trouble making friends on this forum.

Look at someone cool, Bacon Machine for example, then look at yourself. Bacon Machine didn't get all that rep for saying 'omgolly my pointz!1'.

See what I'm getting at?

No?

*sigh*

[HomeStarRunner]

Hey, Cheddar! It's me, tofu! From Toontown! You made a more interesting new person thread then me when I joined!
P.S. This is the same type of forum Toontown Central is!

Get adopted? That isn't very nice.

EDIT: So I went on the urban dictionary to find out what jizz is, and oh my goodness! That's disgusting!
By adopted, he means the adopt-a-n00b program. It's when people with good reputations help you with the forum and stuff.

[Scrumpopolis]

I just waded through that thread that you and what? created in Look What I Found. I hope that you are someone playing some sort of double account hi-jinks and not actual new people, because it pains me to think there are not one, but two people with your ability to be so bloody annoying.

Many people have told you to read the FAQs and not post rambling conversations in threads and you have ignored them. I remeber one of you said you were 11, I don't remember what the other one said but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you are also under 13 which means that you are not allowed on these forums due to legal reasons.

Bye

[what?]

I just waded through that thread that you and what? created in Look What I Found. I hope that you are someone playing some sort of double account hi-jinks and not actual new people, because it pains me to think there are not one, but two people with your ability to be so bloody annoying.

Many people have told you to read the FAQs and not post rambling conversations in threads and you have ignored them. I remeber one of you said you were 11, I don't remember what the other one said but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you are also under 13 which means that you are not allowed on these forums due to legal reasons.

Bye

Hi

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