The Fantabulous Identity Guess-O-Rama

[Shave]

A nice simple concept:

I will post some details about a forumite that they have given me, and from these details you have to work out which forumite they are. Initially I'll put up 5 details but If no one gets it I'll add some more

If you would like to be the mystery forumite send me a pm with 10-15 details about yourself on and I'll try and use you.

ok, any questions :)

Here is the first person:

Their top 3 fav musical artists are Queen, KISS and Nickleback
They are likely to encounter grease (not the film) at work
The person they would most like to meet is Mick Foley
If a film were made of their life, they would want David Tennant to play them
Their favourite part of the forum is meeeeeeeeeeeja

gogogo

[Nuclear Spoon]

Dr S?

[Paul12345]

Great thread idea.
As for a guess I'm not too sure, the fonz? (Just cos of the David Tennant bit, it blatently isn't him)

[matt bird]

that is NOT me

and i guess moovok

[shinytheelf]

That is so definately Dr S. Nice thread, and nice one Nuke Spoon

[Shave]

correct nukespoon :D

need a pm from someone so we can have a new mystery person (do not post in the thread saying you sent a pm :p)


number two:

Their bedroom has a blacony
They are obsessed with Hollyoaks
They can often be found in the Hot Tub
Their favourite artist is Salvador Dali
They would like to meet Ronnie O'Sullivan

[ZOIDBERG]

NarkAgent :)

[White Tiger]

Moog ¬_¬

[Shave]

Zoidberg got it

perhaps I should make these harder :p

next:

They have an intersting birth date
They're not fussy when it comes to favourite musicians
They like LWIF and Meeeeeeeeeja
They live in a country different to that of their birth
They work in a supermarket

hopefully this one will last longer than the other two :D

[ZOIDBERG]

*Ooh Sparklies* has a birth date of 6/6/1986 I think.
I'll go for her?
(Apologies in advance if I'm right Shane!)
I like this game :p

[Shave]

damn you zoidberg!!!

They would like to meet steven fry
Their fav part of the forum is pap
Likes to phone up talk radio stations
Plays musical instruments
Their favourite musician is John Lennon

[ZOIDBERG]

I think I'm going to be wrong this time.
Allfalldown?

[White Tiger]

That crazy girl with all the futurama quotes!

[ZOIDBERG]

Luna.
(I'll give that to WT if it's right, I was just saying who I think he means)

[Shave]

nope, not those

[matt bird]

leoz?

[Shave]

we have a winner!

this one should be harder and should last until the morning

They like the cheesebin
They play the drums
They have been adopted on the forums
They are a newcomer to the forums
Their interests are similar to that of lemmings

[Flava Dave]

That person who joined a few days ago named drummergirlsomething?


edit : drummergirlhari

the edit did occur after evil-flagpole posted.

[Roxit]

drummergirlhari

[ZOIDBERG]

That was easy! :p

[Shave]

oh bummer :p

one day i'll stump you!

They like to draw
They would most like to meet Tetsuya Nomura
They're a student
Fav part of forum is gaming or meeeeeeeeja (seems to be popular today :p)
Their fav band is The Spinto Band

[matt bird]

mittwoch!??!?!??!?!?

[ZOIDBERG]

FoxDhoj
If I can guess more than once, it's allfalldown.
EDIT: Nope. One guess per post limit is it? Because I know now.

[Shave]

yep, you can't guess again until i tell you it's wrong... and it's wrong :p

[WraithMaster]

Splush perhaps?

EDIT: There's one other person I'd guess but Splush seemed to fit...in my head anyway.

[ZOIDBERG]

Allfalldown then.
(Highlight my last post! :p)

[Shave]

give the man a coconut

Their lifelong dream is to live forever
They don't know the words to my own country's national anthem but they know the words to another country's one
They were christened a Catholic but are an Atheist
Their favourite book is 1984
They have a fear of clowns

[shinytheelf]

Albie_123?

[ZOIDBERG]

albie_123

I know him pretty well :)
*Bangs head on table*
Oops.

[Shave]

well done to elf for beating the zoidster


Their favourite film is Fight Club
They have met a minor celebrity
They'd most like to meet Tim Armstrong
They're going as Johnny Rotten to a fancy dress party
They have a small cameo in an independent film

[ZOIDBERG]

Complete guess....
Moovok?

[Mr Salek]

If the person is ever us, can we make a guess?

[ZOIDBERG]

I can't help but think that we'll know it's us by the clues we sent in Seb :p

[Shave]

you would know if it was you because you would tell me the details, however, if you mean make a wrong guess to throw people then yes. but you can't guess yourself

and not moovok :)

[shinytheelf]

I guess Mr Salek, seeing as he asked.

[Mr Salek]

Oh, I see. So you don't make these up yourself? Oh, and it's not me.

[shinytheelf]

Dang

[Shave]

Oh, I see. So you don't make these up yourself? Oh, and it's not me.

I'd be pretty impressed If I knew all these details about people... or very worried :p

[Mr Salek]

I thought it was based on all those times when people say "Do you remember when <insert something that happened years ago>". People know a lot about each other on these forums.

[ZOIDBERG]

Not this guy.

Is it DangerMouse?

[allfalldown]

People here know me :D I feel so validated. And ashamed that I probably wouldn't have been able to guess any of these.

[woobi]

Ummm...Paul12345?

[shinytheelf]

Also - Mr Salek - Your sig contains a double negative, please rectify ASAP

[Paul12345]

Ummm...Paul12345?
Lawl, not me at all but thanks for mentioning me and making me feel all special. :)
I think it is Shane.

[Shave]

Paul wins :D

They work at an organic food supplier
Their favorite poet is Levi Tefari
Their favorite book is The Double by José Saramago
Their favorite part of the forum is the 'bin
They would have liked to have met Chester Barnett when he was still alive

[Paul12345]

This is a proper tough one. I get the feeling it might be Sebas.

[Sebas]

This is a proper tough one. I get the feeling it might be Sebas.
Quoted for Untruth.
Lawl, not me at all but thanks for mentioning me and making me feel all special.
Quoted for Truth.

;)

[ZOIDBERG]

Well, Glooomp is a waiter...

Is it him?

[Jimmy]

Nay, 'tisn't ;)

[Paul12345]

UMIST_For_Ever.

[ZOIDBERG]

This is a proper tough one. I get the feeling it might be Sebas.
I say IT'S YOU!
(I'm wrong. I just wondered if what Mr Salek said has had any effect)

[woobi]

I'll take a wild guess and say it's nuclear spoon.

[Shave]

none of those

[Paul12345]

I say IT'S YOU!
(I'm wrong. I just wondered if what Mr Salek said has had any effect)
I knew someone would think that! :p
I guess ZOIDBERG. :p

[ZOIDBERG]

I say IT'S YOU!
(I'm wrong. I just wondered if what Mr Salek said has had any effect)
I am now referring to Woobi.

This is getting pretty interesting, don'tcha think?

[shinytheelf]

Erm...stab in the dark, Ozzylator?

[Hitpoint]

stab in the dark, Ozzylator?
Please do.

I guess Streety.

[Ozzylator]

Erm...stab in the dark, Ozzylator?

Wow, I'm permeating this forums' consciousness. No, not me.

[Gromit]

hmm... Zekey??

[Flack]

Is it shinybellend?

[edit] Shinytheelf, same diff.

[shinytheelf]

Is it shinybellend?

Nice one :)

[Shave]

Loves to gamble
Fav band is The Shins
Favourite comedy was Spaced
Lives down southern UK
Likes to play and watch footie

[Ozzylator]

Not me?

[Flack]

How are we defining southern UK? South of the midlands, or Devon/Cornwall?

[/stupidquestion]

[CoX]

Loves to gamble
Fav band is The Shins
Favourite comedy was Spaced
Lives down southern UK
Likes to play and watch footie
AngryPaul?

[woobi]

I'm going to have to guess...evil flagpole.

[Katie_D]

Paul12345?

[Paul12345]

Paul12345?
And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Yes, 'tis me. Shane left out my chronic alcoholism so it wasn't guessed instantly.

[Shave]

Is a swinger dancer
Always wears a hat
Would like to meet Earth, Wind and Fire (the band, not the elements)
Has a web-marriage
Rides Horses

[LeoZ]

donkey_pie?

edit: based entirely on the hat thing.

[Lewiji]

Is it discodoris?

[Shave]

neither of those

[woobi]

Albie?

[Dyakson]

Is it Skoo?

[Cooldudebob]

Evil Flagpole?

[Shave]

not those either

[Cooldudebob]

Nuke spoon?

[Flack]

For some reason I can see Dingbat doing swing dancing... so yeah. Him.

[Discodoris]

I'll hazard a guess at Scram

[shinytheelf]

For some reason I can see Dingbat doing swing dancing... so yeah. Him.

Dingbat?! He wrestles!

[Shave]

none of those

[ZOIDBERG]

I suspect guessing from the person! :p

Flack? This really has me stumped.

[Flack]

Y.. No, it's not me.

[Ozzylator]

Fezwald?

[Flack]

Ozzylator?

[Shave]

ooh a tricky one this time :D

[Thomp]

Is it Ash?

[Shave]

new clue...

plays trombone

[Flack]

Actual Guess:

Achilles heel?

[Discodoris]

Glooomp

[Shave]

Doris wins :D

If they could only take one thing on a desert Island it would be their music
Often says replies in German
Likes a bit of Classical music now and then
Bit of a pedant
Is a Geek at heart

[Nal Finnis]

All the Forum

[Flack]

Discodoris?

[ZOIDBERG]

The one time I guessed but didn't guess Glooomp... in all honesty, I didn't because I thought I already had. Never mind.

I'll say Flack.

[NarkAgent]

I'm going to be soo totally wrong, but is it Cheeky Prophet? I know she lived in Germany for a while...

[Discodoris]

NukeS - sorry NuclearSpoon

[Flack]

Ohshi, someone's guessed it

Well done Mr. Zoidberg (or is it Dr.?)

[ZOIDBERG]

NukeS - sorry NuclearSpoon
I know what he'll have as a clue if he ever plays...

Anyway, Flack: Mr. I'm awful at Biology :p

[Flack]

Anyway, Flack: Mr. I'm awful at Biology :p

Dont just have to be a doctor of biology...

[TX_101]

Anyway, Flack: Mr. I'm awful at Biology :p

So is the real Dr. Zoidberg. :)

Well done also.

[shinytheelf]

Is it Roxsie?

[ZOIDBERG]

It's still Flack.

[shinytheelf]

Meh, fiddlesticks

[Shave]

They idolise Mr T
Dressed up as a pirate last halloween
Someone told them when they first joined that they wouldn't last a minute
They sent an application to Morrison's but didn't get the job
Would like to meet Daryl Palumbo

[Flack]

Shit, I know this...

NukeSpoon, non?

[allfalldown]

HeavyT?

Seems to fit the bill for clues one and three anyway.

[Scribe]

NukeSpoon for my guess too.

-Scribe

[Shave]

nope, not the spoon or the T

[Irvine Black]

Evil Flagpole?

[Paul12345]

WhiteTotem?

[CoX]

Flack?

[Roxit]

Evil Flagpole?

wrong, i'm dressed as a pirate everyday but halloween :)

[Shave]

not right yet

[Cooldudebob]

Katie D?

[Irvine Black]

CoX?

[Shave]

their favourtie band is The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower

[Paul12345]

Coolguywoobi

[Shave]

bingo bango bongo

Technically unemployed
They'd like to meet captain jack sparrow (if he was a real person)
Their favourite song is Strawberry fields forever by the beatles
Their Favourite show is Lost
They've never met any forumites

[Bacon Machine]

Destrukto?

[Paul12345]

Cox (I'm about 99% sure on this one)

[Shave]

it's the other 1% :p

[Paul12345]

Balls, knew I'd get screwed once I said that.
prodigy69?

[ZOIDBERG]

Queenofself?

[Shave]

Their favourite part of the forum is the cheesebin

[allfalldown]

Zekey?

EDIT- Oops, I thought the previous set of clues was still being guessed. Oh well. I'll leave that there though, in case it is him :p

[Paul12345]

LeoZ?

[Shave]

more clues:

Rarely (if ever) has posted in the music forum
They hate laptops

[Paul12345]

Well I know piemasterMike hates laptops so I'm gonna go for him even though I'm virtually certain it isn't him (Not least since he is going out with a forumite so he doesn't fit the "never having met a forumite" clue)

[Shave]

you correct in saying that it wasn't him :p

[Paul12345]

*BUMP*
I still don't know but more clues\revealing of answer please.

[Irvine Black]

*BUMP*
I still don't know but more clues\revealing of answer please.

I think it's you, trying to throw us off the scent :p

[Shave]

last clue:

they don't have a cheese bin name, but it would probably be the easiest one to think up

[ZOIDBERG]

youliekbeanz? Youlikeyams?

[funkin_dudette]

youliekbeanz? Youlikeyams?

I can tell you it's definetely not him. He doesn't watch Lost and his favourite song is not Strawberry Fields Forever. :p

[Paul12345]

they don't have a cheese bin name, but it would probably be the easiest one to think up
I feel like that should make it easy but my mind seems to have deserted me of all innuendo.
funkin_dudette?

[Shave]

it's not an innuendo, just an addition of one letter

[Erasmus]

Hitpoint?

[Shave]

winner!!!

They are a younger member of the forums age-wise, but older member in terms of forum membership
Their favourite films are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Shaun of the Dead
Nintendo fan (Not fanboy)
Their favourite drink is Dr Pepper & Vodka
Their favourite food is shepherd's pie

[Erasmus]

Lewiji? (don't know why I think that :/ )

[ZOIDBERG]

CoX?

[Paul12345]

Their favourite drink is Dr Pepper & Vodka
CoX?
If it isn't then me and CoX have another person to add to the voddy and Dr Pepper fanclub. (But I'm pretty sure you're right in saying CoX)

[Hitpoint]

winner!!!

They are a younger member of the forums age-wise, but older member in terms of forum membership
Their favourite films are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Shaun of the Dead
Nintendo fan (Not fanboy)
Their favourite drink is Dr Pepper & Vodka
Their favourite food is shepherd's pie


RobW?

[Ozzylator]

Definitely RobW.

[Irvine Black]

Nukespoon?

[Shave]

definitely Cox

Lives in Wales,
Would like to meet Ralf little,
Would like to be a Pyrotechnition,
Favourite drink is Pepsi,
Is 5' 1"

[Lestat]

definitely Cox


Is 5' 1"

Papa Smurf? :p

[ZOIDBERG]

definitely Cox

Lives in Wales,
Would like to meet Ralf little,
Would like to be a Pyrotechnition,
Favourite drink is Pepsi,
Is 5' 1"
The only person I've ever seen spell it that way is Cooldudebob :p

[Shave]

le winnaire (may not be french)

They've broken all of their fingers at least twice
They've had a poem published
They've had their name changed four times on these forums
They have a 2x4 hanging on their wall
They once ate 1 lb of raw bacon on a dare

[ZOIDBERG]

le winnaire (may not be french)

They've broken all of my fingers at least twice
They've had a poem published
They've had thier name changed four times on these forums
They have a 2x4 hanging on their wall
They once ate 1 lb of raw bacon on a dare
Violent guy...

jimeh? (jimeh^, misfit, lil' cletus, jimeh, something else...)

[Hitpoint]

Philbob.

[Flava Dave]

They've broken all of my fingers at least twice


Jesus, and I thought I put a lot of effort into my posts.

Edit: Wait, Shane's fingers?

Ironic though how I said I put a lot of effort into my posts in the very post in which I didn't pay enough attention to the post I was quoting.

[ZOIDBERG]

Beat you to that comment Flava :p
I'll have another guess at Midget. His was Marvin, Midget, Midget^ (and Cheese Bin name) and then Midget again I think.

[Flava Dave]

I know! I am shit at the internet.

May as well guess, the only person I know of with more than one name though is Mrs Patty Potato, I think. If this is wrong, please don't break my fingers man!

[Shave]

edited :p (shows what a lazy sod I am!)

and not the right answer yet

[ZOIDBERG]

I have so many ideas... Sack the Chimp?

[Shave]

not stc

[woobi]

Moog!!

[Shave]

nope, not the sex :p

[Scribe]

Suckerlove? Im fairly sure shes only changed her name twice, but thats the only person I can think of :confused: What with the poetry and all.

Are there more clues?

[Shave]

more clues

Their favourite band is Pink Floyd
They paint figurines
Their favourite fruit is strawberries
They have a rather large collection of t-shirts with funny things on them

[sirch]

Bump

More clues pleaze

[Shave]

They had a frog named Hopsy when they were a little kid
They've had braces for five years

that's all the clues I've got, so guess well :p

[Soma]

Is it IP Freely?

[Shave]

nope, the person has posted in this thread

[ZOIDBERG]

Ozzylator?

I know he was chassisbot, and he was chassisbot 1980 at one point...

[Shave]

nope, they've posted in this round

[ZOIDBERG]

FOUR name changes? That should be so easy!

Sirch?

[Shave]

nope, same starting letter :p

[Paul12345]

Scribe?

[Shave]

we have a winner!

Got a GCSE aged 8
Related to another forum member
Has made virtually the same thread 3 times
Their first forum parent was banned
Aston Villa fan

[Flava Dave]

Zoidberg?

[Shave]

in one :D

Lives by Hoylake
Enjoys Sailing
Been a member for a while but only just started using the forums
Cheesebinner
Break most things they touch

[adcoolguy]

katt?

[ZOIDBERG]

Acid.
(Katt used to be rogue ages ago btw)

[Flava Dave]

That Cherry person who Paul got to post.

I think that's their proper screenname.

[Paul12345]

That Cherry person who Paul got to post.

I think that's their proper screenname.
CherryDrops but I don't think it is them.

[Shave]

nope, none of them

[Flava Dave]

Curses! Well, since I only know of four forumites, I shall take my leave.

[ZOIDBERG]

Sirch. I meant sirch.

[Paul12345]

Hmmm bit of a longshot but I'll go for Littleshore.

[Thomp]

Scram?

[Shave]

zoidberg got it right with sirch

They once had to spend a week in hospital wearing an eyepatch, and pissed off the nurses by saying "Arr!" every time they walked into the room
They have been to band camp
They have owned more than one iPod
They've never bungee jumped but they want to
They've never watched House

and I need more entries, this is the last one :p

[ZOIDBERG]

zoidberg got it right with scram
I could steal a free point, but Thomp wins that one. :)

I guess Flava.

[Shave]

no you couldn't, it was me who was the idiot :p sirch was the right answer

and no, not flava