The REAL way to play Soldat

[totes]

After a few games of Soldat, it soon becomes clear that there are two main ways to play it; the real way, and the, well, not real way.

So, the real way, brought to you. You lucky buggers.

1. BOOM! HEADSHOT!

Pick the barret. Go on. It's just sitting there. Yes, it's hard to use. Yes, you keep getting shot to buggery. Yes, the reload time causes you to curse your ancestral heritage's reflexes. But still. BOOM!

2. DIE BITCHZ! NO U!

Talking in-game to your opponents is fun! Below are a list of fun phrases you may wish to use:

NO U!
IT WAS RELOADING K?*
WTF NO
POWERUP LOLZ
CHAINSAW TIEM!
UR GHEY*

*may be lies

3. The M72 LAW

This little beauty is shit brilliant! Someone standing right next to you? Not a problem! FIRE THE BASTARD ANYWAY! Messiness ensues.

And this concludes this little tutorial for the night.

EDIT: Apologies for deteriorating language quality, I am very tired as I write.

[Ozzylator]

The noob way to play Soldat is with an M79.

The far funner way is to get out a SPAS12 and go rampaging.

But the real way to play is to equip a Barrett, a LAW, and lie down in some bushes.

[junior]

I either go stealth (hide in bushes with a spas (a very stealthy gun)) or go rampaging with a spas.

Thats hardcore.

[IrishSteve]

What's Soldat?