The logic of "the stick"

[nimbleandwitty]

You often here people say "more .... than you can shake a stick at"
I have decided this should be made illegal unless there is evidence suggesting that stick tests have been done.
How are we supposed to believe them if we dont know home many times a stick has been shaken and the outcome of this shaking?
This is madness, truly. :nana:

[Jeff The Jiff]

quite. it also depends on the velocity of the stick and the dimensions. the type of wood and/or weight also come into play. there needs to be set standards for the stick.

[SkuM001]

I third that motion.

[nimbleandwitty]

So the weebl commission on sticks have carried the motion? Good.

The next on our agenda gentlemen is what we do about the aforementioned stick?

[Bob]

I suggest we should snap it

[nimbleandwitty]

Harsh! But maybe you have a point.

ok, I see 2 options-

First, we snap the stick.

Second, we lock the stick in a padded box.


You tell me what you think, I will go with your opinions (but I refuse to snap the stick on moral grounds, so a professional stick snapper will need to be found)

[Smeagle]

Padded box?!

We need to seal it in a lead box and chuck it into the sea, and even then we won't be truly safe, because eventually the sea floor might be on land, and the box may corrode, but hopefully we'll be long dead by then...

[cow_cop]

i second the lead box....

[nimbleandwitty]

You people are cruel, DAMN CRUEL!

As I am sure all you sadistic fellows know all sticks have an inherent fear of lead, to suggest it is just... unspeakable.

Oh well, life goes on.

So thats 2 for the lead box, one for the snapping and only me wanting the nice wooden padded box?



:mushroom: :mushroom: :mushroom: :mushroom: sorry, that just reminded me of the mid-90's and hours of playing Mario.

[cow_cop]

we shouldnt even have a second thought about sealing the stick in a lead box! if we dont....we might only have hours to live! it will destroy us and have sex with our wives, and even worse, eat all the pie!!! we need to seal it in the lead box! the stick will doom us all!

[Smeagle]

Oh, it has to be snapped before it goes in the lead box.

So call it three for the snapping ;)

[cow_cop]

make it 4!:rawk:

[nimbleandwitty]

So thats 4 for the snapping and lead box treatment and only one for the nice padded wooden box?

By golly... am I only Stick Rights supporter here?

:weebl:

[cow_cop]

yes. yes you are. like i said, the stick will destroy us all! we need to treat it with proper conditions to guarentee safety for all the children!

[nimbleandwitty]

I would like to review your dossier about the threat the "The Stick" presents to our society. I think we should go through the United Nations.

[cow_cop]

yes, maybe we will have to. this stick poses a threat to all life on earth!

[nimbleandwitty]

Our intelligence has supported the claim that "The Stick" supports the international network of sticks known as "The Tree"

I must therefore agree with your lead box request. It would make a bold statement against "The Tree"

[cow_cop]

the tree?? omg!! just that one stick was a threat to our way of life, but a whole network of them?? we are doomed!! doomed i tell you!

[nimbleandwitty]

DONT PANIC!!! If we panic we are all buggered!
Now calm down, we must prepare for the final fight against the twigs.

By the way are you aware of the Last March of the Ents? that gives you a clue.

[TheJamfan]

i AM a stick and i have sent the location of this forum to the whole tree! We will descend upon you with reckless abandon and fervour and wipe you off the face of Britain! HAHAHAHAHA!

[Cupidstunt]

wtf are you lot on about, since when were sticks dangerous on their own? they only become dangerous when the badgers form a revolution and come to rape us all!

[nimbleandwitty]

And I am sure that when they do you'll be the first one there with your trousers down to greet them.



but until them, lets enjoy a :nana:

[FLYBUYF1]

seel the stick and all the stick rapist badgers into a rocket and then send them all into space. then I say we nuke the crap out of them. ofcourse then we will have the threat of badger and stick parts full of radiation raing back onto the earth. a superior army. lucklity most of them will burn up in the atmosphere but the few who live shall pose a greater threat to them. when we chop them with our axes they will surely have a "fanatsia" style effect and we will have millions more even smaller oens that when breathed in will attack and rape our insides until our gastric acids wipe them out for good. or not? then when we pass the fieces full of badger and stick radiation powder some smelly dog will likely come along and eat it. then the dog will be taken over and will get rabies. and bite us.

AND THAT!!! THAT!!!!! is the real threat. rabies.

actually i think the real threat is me ranting. :D

[Jeff The Jiff]

sticks are sticky.

[Jeff The Jiff]

it should be law that everyone must own a stick to shake at regular and approprate intervals.

[me auld Na-Na]

stickist monsters

why did our forebears fight off the yoke of opression and get women the vote?

eh?

so a bunch of stickist neanderthals can take to the streets with wiite sheets over their heads and go on a stick snapping orgy of hate?

your sort make me sick

HE WHO LOVES STICKS CAN NEVER DIE

[Jeff The Jiff]

Originally posted by me auld Na-Na
HE WHO LOVES STICKS CAN NEVER DIE what if he's poked with a stick?

[me auld Na-Na]

they may poke us with sticks but we shall give them some stick no error

I have a dream...

[Jeff The Jiff]

does it involve naked ladies fighting in mud? or is that just me?

[nimbleandwitty]

We shall fight them in the forests, we shall fight them in the woodlands. We shall fight them in the orchards and over-grown gardens, we will never give in...

This is a rather sticky situation :nana:


I have been doing my research in the great ancients texts of the Spuzzwangle, there is only one effective weapon against sticks... a pat on the head and a dancing nana for whoever guesses it.

[nimbleandwitty]

This is almost identical to your previous post, if you do this again I will shove a stick somewhere moist and sensitive.

[nimbleandwitty]

And your a wanker, but we dont need to draw attention to it do we?

[cow_cop]

destroy the sticks!!! make them into nasty tasting pie!

[cow_cop]

please stop messing up the topic frodo....

[cow_cop]

yes frodo. word.

[kuala_lumpur]

so getting back to the stick...i find this the perfect opportunity to mention "The Stick" from www.homestarrunner.com. The meeting place of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and occasionally Pom Pom. Any of you who don't know what I'm talking about...Check it out. It's funny crap. With this Stick, There is no intentional breaking. (I say "intentional" because Strong Bad once tried to high five The Stick and it broke. The top broke right off.) And chucking it into the ocean etc is completely out of the question. Ok so yeah...That's my bit. Thanks for listening.

-Me-

[kuala_lumpur]

Originally posted by Frodo
ill point this out nice and slow...


HOMESTARRUNNER-IS-DUMB-STINKY-STUPID

the only funny one i can think of that might remotely mean funny is homestar

that was the most profane and vulgar thing i have ever heard in my life. here's a bar of soap. you know what to do.

-Me-

[Destrukto]

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[kuala_lumpur]

Originally posted by Frodo
i do! *carves a similar looking picture of a dog, a girl, and a guy, and below it says, the savriors of the 9 kingdoms* WHEE!!

not what i meant...but hey, it's your soap now. i did give it to you.

-Me-

[Aqua Cow]

Soap worshipping communists...

[kuala_lumpur]

Originally posted by Frodo
to this day, i do not know the meaning of

republican
democrat
communist
liberal
confederacy
union
Bill of Rights
Senate
Represenative
counsel
vice in vice president

politics. learn them. they're important to life.

-Me-

P.S. just for purposes of you understanding the comment made by Aqua Cow, a communist is someone who thinks everything should be divided equally between everyone without looking at the effort involved. for instance, you raise two cows. the government takes the milk and distributes it equally to the masses. russian communism is a bit less complicated. for instance, you raise two cows. the government takes them both and shoots you.

[fishstick]

excellent. the discussion has been diverted to dastard soap affairs. ...unless there was no problem with FISHsticks to begin with.

-hides in an ice box anyway-

[Eyesman2008]

ok i see you nice fellows have it under control....as long as i dont have anymore stick night-terrors!:notworthy :rawk:

[PeteLiv]

How about we burn said stick in question after a judge has decided said stick's guilt? Then we bury the ashes after putting them through intensive radiation exposure, thus nullifying the threat of it ever resurrecting and coming back for vengeance.:twisted: :twisted: :weebl:

[Luche]

wot happens if the stick is blue with white stripes does that make it more powerfull? :nana:

[Eyesman2008]

yes of corce it does.......if it has strips that ean satan madethe stick......and can make many more

[mr fried]

sticks must be evil, i heard the red and white striped sticks they have outside of barbers is to represent the blood running running down the stick due to its cut-throat razors...

i'm all for the snapping of the sick and the placement of it in the lead box that u shall drop into the sea :nana:

[NorthSea Muppet]

Originally posted by PeteLiv
How about we burn said stick in question after a judge has decided said stick's guilt? Then we bury the ashes after putting them through intensive radiation exposure, thus nullifying the threat of it ever resurrecting and coming back for vengeance.:twisted: :twisted: :weebl:


Now thats an idea you can't shake a ......erm........aaah.......

Good idea anyway

Beelzebadger is coming, fear not the stick!




:badger: