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The Noise
05-10-2006, 09:26 PM
I know this has been done before. But its been to long dammit it should be done again so i'll just copy and paste rules and we can start off
Here's how it works, I'll start, and I'll post the start of a random headline, eg:
Protesters angry after....
Then the next person who posts finishes the headline and starts a new one!! So for that one i'd write:
Protesters angry after someone stole their picket signs
So for the next person, the start of your headline is:
The President apologized for.........
jonthebaker
06-10-2006, 12:44 PM
The President apologized for not apologizing enough
Chicken escapes, ....
Hydralisk
06-10-2006, 03:45 PM
Chicken escapes, out of the frying pan and into the fire
Rumours abound as Beckham...
T-Bear
06-10-2006, 04:20 PM
Rumours abound as Beckham seen in public sauna
World of warcraft linked to...
[Edit] Move to forum games?
The Noise
06-10-2006, 04:39 PM
World of warcraft linked to, people having no lives.
Studies show the bathroom......
BlueIncaPilot
06-10-2006, 06:14 PM
...is the root of all evil.
Hamburgers have been proved to be...
Bloopo
06-10-2006, 07:02 PM
...99% perspiration, 1% cardboard.
World leaders meet today to discuss...
bmfy.
06-10-2006, 07:19 PM
World leaders meet today to discuss whether they think santa claus is real or not.
99% of people prefer to...
The Noise
06-10-2006, 07:34 PM
99% of people prefer to, not die.
Cheese could....
T-Bear
06-10-2006, 07:41 PM
Cheese could bring world peace, needs funding.
Charlotte church has...
The Noise
06-10-2006, 08:02 PM
Charlotte church has decided to remain a church.
Man dies of......
T-Bear
06-10-2006, 08:03 PM
Man dies of untreated death, caused by NHS!!LOLZ!
Man looks down, finds...
The Noise
06-10-2006, 08:09 PM
Man looks down, finds feet. Then dies of suprise.
It turns out that........
Lagmeister
06-10-2006, 08:14 PM
It turns out that it was Earth all along
The cat had a large ....
The Noise
06-10-2006, 09:19 PM
The cat had a large pizza with extra cheese
The pope decided......
that sex had its advantages.
Cats found to contain...
evan223
06-10-2006, 11:07 PM
... the answer to all questions.
4 out of 5 people prefer..
eleanor
06-10-2006, 11:34 PM
... dishonour over death.
Trousers made of...
eidderf
06-10-2006, 11:38 PM
trousers, no one surprised.
Man finds....
The Noise
07-10-2006, 01:02 AM
doughnut and eats
World decides to.....
... stop blowing each other up, by simply putting down their nukes.
Nose-picking research has proven that...
The Noise
07-10-2006, 04:04 AM
..............you can reach your brain, with long enough fingers.
People actually see.............
...themselves when on acid, but are really just looking in the mirror.
50,000 citizens...
The Noise
07-10-2006, 04:14 AM
..........exploded after eating some bad spinach.
It was discovered today that.......
.....Zombies are rising from the earth
Tony Blair Shamed by..........
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 08:49 AM
an allergy which causes his nose to grow five times larger.
The whole of Africa blew up yesterday after...
T-Bear
07-10-2006, 09:15 AM
spontaneous nuclear elxplsion, caused by fine chedder.
A man walks into a bar...
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 09:40 AM
to find it infested with rats.
66% of windows found to be...
T-Bear
07-10-2006, 10:26 AM
Plotting against the state
Bread found to contain...
Hydralisk
07-10-2006, 10:38 AM
40% Vodka, Jamie Oliver baffled, Russians deny involvement
Survey suggests...
Lagmeister
07-10-2006, 10:38 AM
people like to rattle
Raptors .....
T-Bear
07-10-2006, 10:40 AM
Are people, jesus says.
Chickens are found...
cow_beanz
07-10-2006, 11:14 AM
Chickens are found in anti-terror raids at small church.
Scientists discover...
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 02:17 PM
that aliens have taken over mars.
Mp Gordan Brown has been seen today...
saphiregirl
07-10-2006, 02:24 PM
working!!
Tony Blair apolgises for..
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 03:01 PM
...happy slapping the president yesterday.
New research shows that 85% of wrapping paper is...
Bacon Machine
07-10-2006, 03:08 PM
Made out of paper.
Differentation found to be the cause of...
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 04:34 PM
...global warning.
New research shows that most MMR vaccines contain pure...
dansam
07-10-2006, 04:40 PM
... barbeque sauce.
Scientists say God kills a kitten whenever you.....
T-Bear
07-10-2006, 05:30 PM
Curse his name
Man, drunk, found to be...
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 05:55 PM
...obsessed with cats.
Dinousaurs took over the world today, resulting in...
basstard
07-10-2006, 06:34 PM
...obsessed with cats.
Dinousaurs took over the world today, resulting in...
...hell freezing over, and Scotland winning a football game.
Recent studies show that 59% of...
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 06:40 PM
...dogs are in fact cleverer than the average person.
Today, Scotland says that it will never...
The Noise
07-10-2006, 06:42 PM
......wear pants
Today the moon..........
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 06:43 PM
...waged war on Algeria.
Global warming has caused thousands of cats to...
T-Bear
07-10-2006, 06:49 PM
Switch to energy saving lightbulbs.
Google.com announced today that...
The Noise
07-10-2006, 07:00 PM
...they will start a porn server
Studies show that in......
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 07:53 PM
..Bulgaria, most snakes are related to Genghis Khan.
Thousands of worms have been reported to...
...eat ice-cream when provoked.
Horse amazes...
bmfy.
07-10-2006, 08:00 PM
...Stephen King fans, as it is revealed that a horse was the real author to his books.
7 year old Tommy has found to been the most...
The Noise
07-10-2006, 11:24 PM
..............stupidest kid ever
Australia decides to go to......
Haroshi
07-10-2006, 11:36 PM
...hell
Small asian man ingests...
killsteel
07-10-2006, 11:40 PM
...himself
Giant rhino discovered in...
...side smaller rhino. Scientists baffled.
65% of women...
Gromit
07-10-2006, 11:49 PM
are not actualy women.
Today god announced...
Haroshi
07-10-2006, 11:50 PM
...that he is cutting prices
The sun is going to...
...exploit god's devine plan.
Research has proven that cancer is caused by...
T-Bear
08-10-2006, 09:26 AM
Not eating your greens.
Nuclear reactor has...
bmfy.
08-10-2006, 10:00 AM
...decided to move to Oregon.
The whole of Idaho has...
The Noise
08-10-2006, 02:17 PM
......decided to get rid of there potatoes.
It was decided today that.........
bmfy.
08-10-2006, 02:40 PM
...war will be declared on Mars.
Billions of Pounds have been...
T-Bear
08-10-2006, 02:45 PM
Lost under sofa.
Being white and nerdy and been linked to...
The Noise
08-10-2006, 03:04 PM
.......Herpes
Ghosts were discovered today to..........
bmfy.
08-10-2006, 06:57 PM
...be invisible.
In Nigeria, 69% of babies are...
Youlikeyams?
08-10-2006, 07:04 PM
...aged 69.
The rain in Spain...
The Noise
08-10-2006, 07:06 PM
...is acidic
The ocean was found to contain.......
bmfy.
08-10-2006, 07:09 PM
...Portugese mermaids.
Outrage against Tony Blair today, after...
gruff
08-10-2006, 07:15 PM
...he invents a new-fangled ringtone 'for every single boy and girl to enjoy'.
Beef was today declared....
The Noise
08-10-2006, 07:18 PM
......delicious
Doctors discovered today.......
Haroshi
08-10-2006, 07:18 PM
...that canabis cures cancer
Old people...
bmfy.
08-10-2006, 07:28 PM
...have been found to cause leukemia.
It has been discovered that barbeque sauce...
The Noise
08-10-2006, 07:33 PM
.....is delicious
Chickens are said to contain.......
Oh No The Thread Has Flatlined!!! *performs Cpr*
I know double post blah blah blah
Irvine Black
09-10-2006, 09:08 AM
Chickens are said to contain traces of Beef.
Studies prove that 93% of Americans are....
Fraek
09-10-2006, 04:06 PM
Studies prove that 93% of Americans are actually government spies
(study based on Karl Rove's instant messenger logs)
Orcas - better...
T-Bear
09-10-2006, 04:34 PM
With BBQ sauce...
Man on moon, seen...
bmfy.
09-10-2006, 07:45 PM
...in east London yesterday.
New research shows that bumping threads...
The Noise
09-10-2006, 08:10 PM
....is ok if its a good thread
Holland decides to.....
The Grandmaster
09-10-2006, 08:51 PM
...Sacrifice chickens as new year celebration
Flock of eagles terrorise...
The Noise
09-10-2006, 11:36 PM
.....local golfers
Today computers everywhere........
...rebelled against microsoft.
Japanese tourists...
poliobear
10-10-2006, 03:23 AM
...tour japan.
chiapas rebels kidnap...
The Noise
10-10-2006, 07:00 PM
.....themselves no demands have been made
People everywhere decide to.....
poliobear
10-10-2006, 07:04 PM
denounce wal-mart as a heresy.
according to many experts, the animal...
T-Bear
10-10-2006, 07:05 PM
Needs food to survive.
Giant pandas seen...
poliobear
10-10-2006, 07:06 PM
demolishing villages in china.
Smokey Bear arrested for...
The Noise
10-10-2006, 07:36 PM
....starting fires
People discover that God......
T-Bear
10-10-2006, 07:46 PM
Just dosent care.
Forums have been found to contain...
Irvine Black
10-10-2006, 07:54 PM
High amounts of Radiation.
Extensive research suggests that excessive masturbation can cause...
The Noise
10-10-2006, 08:06 PM
....feelings of goodness
It turns out that myspace is for....
Hydralisk
10-10-2006, 08:18 PM
a secret organisation of seals and spiders
Scientists baffled as they discover that, owing to the excessive amount of radiation in the forums, for the forumites these parts of tinternets has actually encouraged healthier living and that the forumites here live 50% longer due to typing ridiculously long posts in an otherwise snappy thread, resulting in.....
Fraek
10-10-2006, 08:31 PM
...unanticipated cognitive changes which increase their verbosity at the expense of their understanding of the concept of brevity much to the dismay of newspaper subscribers worldwide, globally and all over the world (meaning dismayed newspaper subscribers appear almost everywhere)
Cure for...
T-Bear
10-10-2006, 08:32 PM
Aids: NO SECS!
Today, it was discovered that youtube is...
The Noise
10-10-2006, 09:27 PM
............going to catch the herpes
Doctors everywhere......
jonthebaker
11-10-2006, 04:19 PM
Doctors everywhere lose patients: Closets checked.
New microsoft item: ...
Sebas
11-10-2006, 04:22 PM
New Microsoft item: Windows Double Glazing edition. (Crashproof)
Police shoot man after...
saphiregirl
11-10-2006, 06:21 PM
they shoot woman.
Blair proved to be..
bmfy.
11-10-2006, 06:52 PM
...one of the lobster people.
The whole of Iceland...
...seem to be male
...Printers can give you...
The Noise
11-10-2006, 06:58 PM
...a PTD(printer transmitted disease)
Teachers decide to......
Flex Buffchest
11-10-2006, 07:05 PM
....set fire to pupils
kazakhstan relocates...
Sebas
11-10-2006, 07:55 PM
sun, causing many Kazach tans.
Glass factory's visons shattered...
Hydralisk
11-10-2006, 08:24 PM
As prankster gives out paintball guns to workers.
Alliteration actually accumulates after all are attacked again....
Sebas
11-10-2006, 08:37 PM
altering all amendments after an American arsehole attacks.
Prices dropped...
The Noise
11-10-2006, 10:23 PM
.....on fake teeth when a plane dropped a hundred million from the skuy(there were no survivors)
Today the Yeti.......
El Kabong
11-10-2006, 10:46 PM
...was revealed as "Eduardo", an Italian man on his way to get his back waxed when he got lost in the woods.
Thousands are mourning the tragic loss of...
Flex Buffchest
11-10-2006, 11:57 PM
...'The Noise' after sales in earplugs increase
Italian male prostitute found....
poliobear
12-10-2006, 01:45 AM
...to be very ugly woman.
the same woman...
The Noise
12-10-2006, 02:14 AM
.....is going in for a sex change in two days.
Checkens suddenly....
Hydralisk
12-10-2006, 04:54 PM
For cash in wallet, finds none, and goes on big adventured with racoon to find some.
Tony Blair discovered to be a robot...
Fraek
12-10-2006, 05:17 PM
Tony Blair discovered to be a robot - one of many Labourers to be replaced with a machine
High-speed runner breaks sonic...
Mr Salek
12-10-2006, 05:20 PM
the hedgehog's leg. He cries.
Scientists discover that trains can...
bmfy.
12-10-2006, 06:35 PM
...cause ear infections in snails.
Scientology has found to be...
SquallLeonheart
12-10-2006, 07:12 PM
...guilty of creating all the first monkey that can talk, George Bush has now been captured.
A large flying cheese....
The Noise
12-10-2006, 07:58 PM
.....Threatens to destroy world
Dogs once again.........
Fraek
12-10-2006, 08:01 PM
...sue Calista Flockhart and co.
Calista Flockhart discovered...
The Grandmaster
12-10-2006, 08:11 PM
...the most efficient way to eat gravity
dinosaur found...
SquallLeonheart
12-10-2006, 08:13 PM
......knawed to death by starving ethiopians, scientist are furious.
Small ethiopian family awarded.....
The Noise
13-10-2006, 06:27 PM
.....free food
It turns out.........
SquallLeonheart
13-10-2006, 06:33 PM
....Osama Binladen is actually George Bush in disguise!
Nuclear war cures......
Hydralisk
13-10-2006, 06:49 PM
tumours, and all forms of Cancers, scientists baffled
Car crash in London after...
Fraek
13-10-2006, 07:06 PM
Car crash in London after driver make Hulk angry; Hulk SMASH!
Cup-holders...
SquallLeonheart
13-10-2006, 07:13 PM
..taking over the world, who would have ever guessed.
Time lord is found abusing.....
Irvine Black
13-10-2006, 07:40 PM
Dalek Children. He is now detained and scheduled for extermination.
Canada postpones nuclear tests following...
Hydralisk
14-10-2006, 10:32 AM
discovery that N. Korea stoled all the nukes.
Mel Gibson recently apologised for...
Fraek
14-10-2006, 10:34 AM
...The Passion of the Christ
Sudoku - ...
bmfy.
14-10-2006, 10:39 AM
...was last spotted in north Glasgow wearing a red top, and black jeans.
Many computers today...
BlueIncaPilot
14-10-2006, 12:08 PM
...are actually cardboard boxes in disguise.
Paris Hilton was found yesterday in....
SquallLeonheart
14-10-2006, 12:21 PM
....clothes that don't reveal her body, paperazzi made redundant.
The Laminated Book Of Dreams.......
bmfy.
14-10-2006, 12:53 PM
...was found guilty today.
MSN apologized yesterday after...
Fraek
14-10-2006, 02:05 PM
...customers reported that their instant messaging software discriminte against people who do not have friends.
Friends found to be...
The Noise
14-10-2006, 03:43 PM
..........dead,no signs of a struggle
Suprisingly, Corn........................
Sebas
14-10-2006, 04:02 PM
is better than Korn.
Hallowe'en declared...
Ozzylator
14-10-2006, 04:12 PM
... Millions of Pumpkins flee the country.
Cancer causes...
The Noise
14-10-2006, 04:17 PM
death,suprisingly.
Three men were...............
Fraek
14-10-2006, 05:34 PM
...seen snorkling on otherwise uneventful day
New theory: Dinosaurs...
Sebas
14-10-2006, 05:49 PM
evolved into UFOs, solving 2 conspiracy theories in one.
Chess marathon turned out...
The Noise
14-10-2006, 07:19 PM
.............turn out to still be extinct
Vampires.............
T-Bear
14-10-2006, 07:38 PM
Found to use full stops excessively, when only three are needed.
Monkeys have been found in...
The Noise
14-10-2006, 08:21 PM
zoo, scientists puzzled.
Farts found to..............
bmfy.
14-10-2006, 08:28 PM
...be poisinous to rabbits.
Glue factories across the nation...
Roxit
14-10-2006, 08:43 PM
...have found themselves in a sticky situation with paper mills.
Fridge found on...
The Noise
14-10-2006, 09:07 PM
....dead person cause of death not yet found.
China.......
SquallLeonheart
14-10-2006, 09:36 PM
...finally realise how to take out America. Mass Suicide Organised.
Family of rabid turtles...
Gromit
14-10-2006, 09:47 PM
...lose there teeth too gangsta's
Horny...
BlueIncaPilot
14-10-2006, 10:06 PM
...forumites receive life ban.
Sims 2 becomes the...
T-Bear
14-10-2006, 10:25 PM
Leading cause of shitness in the world
Drum & Bass found to cure...
stalefish
14-10-2006, 10:31 PM
...lack of drum & bass.
Door handle found to be cause of...
T-Bear
14-10-2006, 10:33 PM
Frequent door openage.
Fish found to contain...
Fraek
14-10-2006, 10:34 PM
...caviar - scientists baffled by this gourmet of the sea
Reports of literate...
T-Bear
14-10-2006, 10:36 PM
Children, experts baffled.
Man listens to funky slap bass...
The Noise
15-10-2006, 01:24 AM
.......slap around
Hookers everywhere...........
Roxit
15-10-2006, 01:51 AM
...are taking the back-door policy hard.
67% of Raindeers...
Cooldudebob
15-10-2006, 12:53 PM
like hookers.
Bill Gates says...
Fraek
15-10-2006, 02:18 PM
...resistance is futile, Google prepares to be assimilated
Newly uncovered Sapphic poem...
T-Bear
15-10-2006, 02:25 PM
Contains no words, just love
Leading cause of death in uk found to be...
Sebas
15-10-2006, 02:28 PM
dying.
Green water...
T-Bear
15-10-2006, 02:35 PM
Found to contain Cabbage
Eating too much can cause...
Fraek
15-10-2006, 03:39 PM
...those around you to become hungry - full report inside
Study shows turtles...
Hydralisk
15-10-2006, 04:30 PM
are only survivours of the great three way war between Microsoft, Communism, and Tescos
Survey suggests...
Irvine Black
15-10-2006, 05:00 PM
...that 67% of it's Findings contain made up statistics.
Flatulence: The Silent...
The Noise
15-10-2006, 06:47 PM
........killer. kills 50 year old woman in her sleep
Quebec decides to..............
bmfy.
15-10-2006, 06:54 PM
...detach itself from Canada to go hang with Hawaii.
Babies across the nation have...
Fraek
15-10-2006, 06:56 PM
...rallied outside MGM headquarters in hopes of saving Stargate
Announced Thibault: ...
Sebas
15-10-2006, 06:58 PM
Nevermore.
Quoth the Raven...
bmfy.
15-10-2006, 07:07 PM
...Nevermore.
Quoth the Raven...
Ozzylator
15-10-2006, 07:17 PM
... likes to eat eyeballs.
Jesus found alive and well in Nintendo Factory...
bmfy.
15-10-2006, 07:25 PM
..., God was relieved.
Sony plan to release...
The Noise
15-10-2006, 07:33 PM
...a system thats power is generated by a hamster on a wheel.
Nintendo is so much.....
Corn_Fest
15-10-2006, 08:08 PM
why isn't this in the forum games forum?
T-Bear
15-10-2006, 08:12 PM
More than anyone else.
New ps3 controllers relased...
Fraek
15-10-2006, 08:14 PM
...upon having served time for Grand Theft Auto
Poe - Why...why isn't this in the forum games forum?Because you touch yourself at night.
The Noise
15-10-2006, 08:28 PM
........Did i have to die.
because i put it here on accident
People are fired because..........
BlueIncaPilot
16-10-2006, 03:36 PM
...bosses get bored.
Planes grounded at Heathrow...
T-Bear
16-10-2006, 04:10 PM
After spontaneous wheel combustion
Riots in wales...
Mr. Maark
16-10-2006, 04:18 PM
...Due to sheep and wellington shortage.
Massive methane wells descovered...
T-Bear
16-10-2006, 04:40 PM
IM MY PANTS!
"LoL" discovered to be the cause of...
bmfy.
16-10-2006, 05:45 PM
...all geekiness.
New research shows that the universe...
Fraek
16-10-2006, 06:41 PM
...is not at all similar to a cactus
Saith NASA: ...
Hydralisk
16-10-2006, 06:57 PM
... I lieks beanz
Youth arrested for attacking...
The Noise
16-10-2006, 08:32 PM
.........youth
Smiley faces everywhere...................
T-Bear
16-10-2006, 08:37 PM
Indicate someone is happy
OAP found in...
Corn_Fest
16-10-2006, 08:39 PM
...forum games forum.
Thread should be moved to...
[/subliminal]
T-Bear
16-10-2006, 08:45 PM
Cheese bin, to be destroyed immedeatly
Thread runs out of headlines...
The Noise
16-10-2006, 08:46 PM
.............in the future
Thread moved to forum games by....................................
keios
16-10-2006, 11:29 PM
...future leader of Labour Party?
Ten tons of tomatoes...
The Noise
16-10-2006, 11:51 PM
.......magically appeared today in paris
Goats...........
retardedhell
16-10-2006, 11:52 PM
....destroy thousands of midgets.
bill clintons pancreas......
The Noise
17-10-2006, 12:09 AM
...eats a banana
The devil........
Hydralisk
17-10-2006, 11:23 AM
... owes me a fiver, the bastard
Car crash today on the M1 due to...
Fraek
17-10-2006, 12:08 PM
...sudden frictional lapse - protesters demand that the laws of physics be better enforced
For five dollars...
T-Bear
17-10-2006, 03:10 PM
Homeless people will put on a pretty good show.
Bush has announced today that...
BlueIncaPilot
17-10-2006, 03:32 PM
...he has no sexuality. An enquiry has been launched.
8 out of 10 cats was voted...
Irvine Black
17-10-2006, 03:41 PM
...most unfunny show on television, Jimmy Carr publicly executed to the cheers of thousands.
Paul McCartney has shocked the world today as...
Fraek
19-10-2006, 05:10 PM
...he demonstrated his new technique for converting lobster matter into music
Lobster community...
Haroshi
19-10-2006, 05:32 PM
...is laughed at
The world is...
bmfy.
19-10-2006, 05:34 PM
...very very big.
New research shows that being small...
T-Bear
19-10-2006, 06:51 PM
Hampers your chance of getting into the NBA.
The Bill voted...
Fraek
19-10-2006, 09:11 PM
...for himself while the Hillary voted for the Bob
Foster parent rally...
The Noise
20-10-2006, 04:28 AM
.....to adopt monkey.
Chickens actually.......
...have tried getting revenge, then realising humans can't lay eggs to steal.
Barbera Steisand's Nose...
T-Bear
20-10-2006, 05:59 AM
Is still getting bigger. Residents asked to evacuate.
Batfink has...
Hydralisk
20-10-2006, 12:35 PM
gone missing, public indifferent.
"Whats that coming over the hill? Is it..."
Neonlare
20-10-2006, 05:35 PM
A Weebl, is it a Weebl...?!
And on other news, Dolphins have...
HeavyT
20-10-2006, 05:51 PM
...seem to of left the planet suddenly.
Diamonds are a...
T-Bear
20-10-2006, 06:15 PM
Source of Oil, if used correctly
Man found on moon...
Neonlare
20-10-2006, 06:16 PM
News at five.
The Spathi have decided that...
(HeavyT I'd plus you if I could, awesome Hitch-Hikers reference.)
T-Bear
20-10-2006, 07:40 PM
They dont want to play football in PE. Detentions sure to follow.
Cheese has been declared...
bmfy.
20-10-2006, 07:45 PM
...the Prime Minister of Portugal.
Google apoligize for...
Hydralisk
20-10-2006, 07:50 PM
... trying to take over the world, the plan was to actually succeed.
George Bush is beaten by Vlad Putin in a game of...
Swirl
20-10-2006, 08:12 PM
...Top Trumps
The big question...
Fraek
20-10-2006, 08:18 PM
...goes on diet, becomes trivial
Oprah operates optical...
The Noise
21-10-2006, 04:44 PM
.......laser cannon declares war on world
Goblins eat........
T-Bear
21-10-2006, 05:45 PM
Commas, from previous headline.
Sewers found to lead into...
Irvine Black
21-10-2006, 05:49 PM
..A World of Shit
Vincent Price becomes...
XtremeNL
21-10-2006, 06:54 PM
the next queen of England, much to England's surprise!
Daily excersize proves to...
T-Bear
21-10-2006, 07:02 PM
Create international hamstring tensions.
Using mobile phones has been linked to...
XtremeNL
21-10-2006, 07:12 PM
...long distance communication.
Roaming lions kill...
saphiregirl
21-10-2006, 07:45 PM
roaming Romans.
Romans react by...
T-Bear
21-10-2006, 07:53 PM
Roamin somewhere where there aint no lions.
(see what i did there?)
Crade of filth have been banned...
Irvine Black
21-10-2006, 11:19 PM
From life after causing so much disturbance in the airwaves.
Shockingly, Excessive amounts of Whisky can lead to...
T-Bear
21-10-2006, 11:21 PM
Extreme Accents.
Every year, birthdays are linked to...
bmfy.
22-10-2006, 01:16 PM
...getting older, no explanation yet.
Dinousaurs have ...
evan223
22-10-2006, 04:02 PM
.... been dead for years, who would of guess
Cats wage war against....
bmfy.
22-10-2006, 04:05 PM
...Scotland. Scottish citizens flee.
Loud music has been linked to...
Cooldudebob
22-10-2006, 04:06 PM
Blindness.
90% of Australiens are...
Fraek
22-10-2006, 04:17 PM
...Australian, as are the remaining 10%
Temporal distortions...
T-Bear
22-10-2006, 04:33 PM
Make people say things they regret, You Prick.
Scrabble is found to be...
bmfy.
22-10-2006, 04:34 PM
...a board game, hasbro denies everything.
Tony Blair seen today...
Hydralisk
22-10-2006, 05:48 PM
... lying as usual
Shock today as the moon...
nataya_ivanna
22-10-2006, 06:54 PM
is found not made from cheese.
America makes war with...
Irvine Black
22-10-2006, 07:07 PM
Itself.
Scientology: The New...
saphiregirl
22-10-2006, 07:16 PM
Alchemy.
Kittens in aeroplane...
evan223
22-10-2006, 07:24 PM
... attack mile high members
8 out of 10 people are...
Fraek
22-10-2006, 07:42 PM
...mile high members
Mile high members...
bmfy.
22-10-2006, 08:04 PM
...have been linked to kitten attacks.
Repetition has been linked to...
The Noise
22-10-2006, 08:08 PM
.....cancer.
Death found to........
Corn_Fest
22-10-2006, 08:11 PM
..be deadly.
Wars are raging in...
The Noise
22-10-2006, 08:17 PM
.....my mind.
It turns out that the internet...............
evan223
22-10-2006, 09:01 PM
.... is full of porn
Satan has been found ...
Fraek
22-10-2006, 09:13 PM
...to be a member of the mile high club
The mile high club...
poliobear
22-10-2006, 09:23 PM
shut down for Health Code violations.
In response to several...
T-Bear
22-10-2006, 09:30 PM
Bad vibe attacks, Moon beam deflectors have been put in place.
NHS is rumoured to have...
bmfy.
23-10-2006, 09:17 AM
...several mile high members, no response from kittens.
Rumours suggest that God...
Mr. Maark
23-10-2006, 09:30 AM
...Is in fact, a hippopotamus.
Michael Jackson found out to NOT be...
allfalldown
23-10-2006, 02:37 PM
...a human being. With all that plastic he is the world's first cyborg.
Sony executives announce...
Fraek
23-10-2006, 03:20 PM
...they have legally purchased the King of Denmark
Sony displeased to find...
Bacon Machine
23-10-2006, 03:21 PM
...that their plans to destroy the universe have gone awry.
Cambridge discovered to be...
Simon
23-10-2006, 03:38 PM
...the worst university in England
Farmers outraged after Gordon Brown...
XtremeNL
23-10-2006, 06:25 PM
...cofessed to being a mile high club member.
Man stabbed to...
Fraek
23-10-2006, 07:05 PM
...prove lethality of stab wounds; sufficient proof acuired
Summarily, some...
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