Choose your own adventure

[Jimmy]

New rules from the original unstructured Cheesebin thread.

Basically what happens is I will start off the story, and give four choices of what hapens next at the end of my bit. The will be called A), B), C), and D).

The first person to reply with a selection then continues the story, giving a selection at the end.

[Try to make this fun by adding in forumites names along the way.]


Walking home from the train station one day, you seem to have your iPod up to loud. You go to cross the road but a couple of steps onto the road a car screeches to a stop in front of you and the driver sreams at you to watch where you are going. Apparently you couldn't hear anything over the Emo-Punk-Alternative-Thrash-Metal Ballad you were listening to.

This near-accident has kind of made you a little bit nervous, and you decide you need a little something to calm yourself down. You check your pocket for money. $3.10.

Do you:
A) Find a cigarette with some tobacco left on it on the ground to calm yourself down,
B) Go hassle some chavs and see if you can get some coins,
C)Buy some cheap, low quality cooking-chocolate from the supermarket,
or
D) sit down and a take a few deep breaths?

[T-Bear]

D)

As you sit down, you notice that your shoe is untied. AS you reach down, you feel a tap on your sholder. You turn around, and a large, burls skinhead is glaring at you. do you:
A) Stay very still, and hope he dosent hit you.
B) Run away, as fast as possible.
C)Start up a converation, about his nice hair.
D)Offer him your money, and hope.

[Urlosenged]

A, because it's a well known fact that big burly skinheads can only see you if you move.

With a confused look on his face, the skinhead take a random guess at where you've gone, and throws a punch...directly into a lamppost.

Laughing to yourself, you continue to sit on the bench, enjoying the view of cars driving past on the nearby road. A poor guy asks you for some change, but with your iPod turned up so loud, you don't hear a word he says. Across the street, you see a shady looking pub, "The Punter's Head". You also hear the sound of sirens, and wonder what's going on. Do you:

A) Forget about the sirens, and wander into the pub, risking death by car again.
B) Follow the sirens; car crashes and shootouts always interested you.
C) Continue to enjoy the view.
D) Laugh at the skinhead guy who now has a broken hand.

[taradon_cool]

D)

You laugh and laugh and laugh until you get bored, then decide to try and get something to eat. You start to get up, but the skinhead notices you despite his broken hand. He yells, "I'm gonna kill you, you stupid peice of ****."

Do you: A) Run as fast as you can away, in any direction.
B) Risk a proper fight, I mean hey, he has a broken hand!
C) Kick him in the groin and run.
D) Kick him in the groin then again and again while he's on the ground.

[Tartarus]

D)

after kicking him in the groin the sirens get closer and the cops arrive what do you do

A) wait and see what they want, cant be that bad
B)Run Away
C)enter the pub
D)listen to your ipod

[CoffeeMachine]

c)

the pub is filled with overweight 40 somethings in tight fitting england tops, do you;

a)declare your undying love for christiano ronaldo
b)dance and sing the national anthem, badly
c)kiss the barmaid (gloomp)
d)try and start a mosh

[Toph]

D)

after kicking him in the groin the sirens get closer and the cops arrive what do you do

A) wait and see what they want, cant be that bad
B)Run Away
C)enter the pub
D)listen to your ipod

D)

As you stand there listening to your favourite tunes, the police get closer.

"I can't see me loving nobody but you" you sing. The police ignore you and grab the skinhead who is now on the floor in pain.

"Must be drunk" they say, and carry him off.

Do you:
A) Stand and stare
B) Laugh
C) Walk off somewhere else
D) Go into the pub

EDIT: Gah. Beaten to it.

[Starmanclock]

D)

As you start your mosh, the police bust through the door with a warrant for your arrest.

A) Blame it on a fat guy
B) Eat pie
C) Pull out your rifle and shoot the cops
D)Jump out the window

[The Noise]

C)


The cops are all lying on the floor and the fat guy lives. You .............

A)steal his pie
B)Shoot him and possibly get blood in the pie
C) Hang out discuss your life and eat pie with him
D) Run away

[Starmanclock]

B)

Blood splaters on the pie, and you eat it anyway. Soon you grow fangs and have super aligity, realizing that your father was a vampire. The cops swarm the building.

A) Take them all out in seconds
B) Flee into the darkness
C) Hold a hostage
D) Eat more pie

[bmfy.]

C)

As you shout threats at the police, you realise that your hostage is actually your vampire father. You slowly move towards the window and

A) Jump out
B) You both turn into bats
C) Slowly move back
D) Kill your father

[Starmanclock]

A)


You are your father quickly fled to your house, but the sun is rising. To your left is a cementary, to your right is a Bakery, and below you is a sewer porthole.

A) Stand there
B) Run into a store and eat pie
C) break and hide in a crypt
D) Go into the sewers

[CoffeeMachine]

d)
in the sewers you meet some teenage mutant ninja turtles, who offer their help, do you;

a) kill them with vampire powers
b) learn ninja powers from them
c) run away screaming
d) watch austin powers with them

[bmfy.]

C)

As you run away, you trip on some rope. Following the rope, you see that it travels the length of the sewer. You continue to walk along the rest of the sewer following the rope until...

A) You blow up
B) The sewer blows up
C) Your iPod blows up
D) The rope blows up

[Starmanclock]

C)


After the exlopsion, you noticed a man following you. You soon realize that he is Brian Peppers. It is night now, and you should be able to leave.

A) Run away to the night
B) Talk to him
C) Yell "RAPIEST!"
D) Stand their

[bmfy.]

A)

But as you are running, you trip over and hit your head on a typewriter. You roll around on the floor in pain, when suddenly, looming over you, you see

A) Gordan Brown
B) Annie Wilkes
C) A zombie iPod
D) Your vampire father.

[~Crazy Penguin~]

D) of course! All fathers are!

As you run away from said father, you reach a ladder that leads to the surface.You then procide to run to the nearest alley. You can't see anything but a tiny light which you know to be the end. You decide to go in. you see....

A) a flesh eating monkey
B) a dancing trashcan
C) your forever feared Great Aunt Betty
D) I skinless cat

[Starmanclock]

A)

The flesh eating monkey tares off part of your arm, but since your a vampire it grows back. You must face the monkey off in a POKEMON MATCH! You send out first....

A) Charzard
B) Mankey
C) Mewtwo
D) Deoyxs

[bmfy.]

A)

As Charizard attacks the flesh eating monkey, you realise you had dropped your iPod when you fell over. The flesh eating monkey munches Charizard's wings, as Charizard breathes fire over the monkey. You whistle over to Charizard to give you a lift back to where you tripped over, but as the flesh eating monkey had eaten Charizard's wing...

A) He crashes and falls into the sewer.
B) He sprouts a new green one.
C) He flies miles off course.
D) The flesh eating monkey catches up with you.

[Vercci]

c)

he goes as he starts to dive roll you notice the flesh eating monkey has lost interest in you as he is eating his own arm now but charizard decides to attack him again he throws you off his back.... as he flys off you start to plummet to your doom but you check your backpak in it there is

A)a popsicle stick
B)a parachute
C)a pillow
D)weebl

[melonfish]

A)
Your dead but you realise your not as your a vampire. You see a newsagents and decide to go into it to get something to eat. You go inside but realise tht the person behgind the counter is
A)dead
B)not there
C)telling you the shop is shut
D) sylvester stallone with a big gun

[bmfy.]

B)

As you shout for some service, you realise your arms are green. However, this doesn't surprise you. Eventually, after 16 years of waiting by the counter, a woman comes to help you. She asks you why your arms are green. You then...

A)Bite her neck.
B)Tell her to fuck off.
C)Phone the police
D)Throw a piece of paper at her.

[~Crazy Penguin~]

B)

you then order a half and half combo. A cup of soup and half a sandwich. After you say this, the lady begins to turn into...

a) the flesh eating monkey
b) a large purple frog
c) a bowl of soup
d)...Well, I'm not sure what that is...

[Roachy]

C)

You then dip bread into her delicious chicken & vegetable flavour, courtesy of the Heinz 'Big Soup' range. You see a man standing in the corner of the room. He is a dark man and he has been looking at you for some time, Will you:

a) Approach the man cautiously
b) Throw your spoon and try to hit him in the eye
c) Leave the shop
d) Flip him off and shout "I banged your dad!"

[Vercci]

a)

after 4 years of approaching very cautiously you realised he left 3 years ago so you get back to the soup but it turned back to the old lady already so you leave but as you touch the door handle the door explodes .....
as you are flying back to the wall you see standing in the door way

a)blade
b)a blade
c)mickey mouse
d)a motorbike with no tyres

[~Crazy Penguin~]

C)

After seeing the huge mouse, you run through the kitchen and out the back door. you're in the alley again, and you see......

a) a cute little killer kitten.
b) a not so cute giant squid
c) your definatly not cute mother-in-law
d) *There's no name for that thing!*

[melonfish]

d) and you get confused and deside to run away but then you get stopped by some Jehovah's Witnesses who wont let you leave with brute force (even though theyre not meant to use it) what you do is
A)decide to pretend to listten to that shit
B)Kill them all somehow with a spoon in your pocket
C)Tell them its a load of bollocks
D)Bite their necks

[PureEvilYak]

D)

You use your Noferatu-esque powers and suck them dry. You dump the leathery sucked out skins in a nearby dusbin. To your suprise, you notice that in the dustbin there is:

A) Oscar the Grouch (From Sesame Street)
B) A interdimensional portal, leading to another universe.
C) Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend. (Delete as appropiate (or not...))
D) Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

[Vercci]

d)
as you are so curious you look deeper in the dustbin.....and realise theres no bottom but mickey mouse pushes you in so for ages you fall and after a few days you are still falling so you check your backpak and in it is a key a brush chalk and.........

a)glasses
b)high tech goggles
c)the blue pill
d)the red pill

[melonfish]

a) but to your horror you realsie that they are broke, so you decide to

a)look furthur into the bag and find that red and blue pill in there
b)fall and contemplate the meaning of life
c)listen to an ipod thats fallen into the bin and listen to some music
d)think of a wiity far fetched way of getting out of there

[DoughnutShaped]

d)

After 86 more years of falling, you realise there had been a ladder there the whole time. You kick yourself (which is surprisingly hard to whilst falling) and grap on to the nearest rung. To your horror, the ladder turns in to...


a) the flesh eating monkey
b) Mr. Bean
c)a strange spooky porthole
d) Ross from "Friends"

[PureEvilYak]

d. You suddenly realise that the empty bin is only a literary device to describe the emptiness of your meaningless existance, and Ross the symbol of your inadequecy. You open your eyes, and find yourself lying in the perfectly ordinary bin. Oh, what an emo fool you were.
Suddenly, uh... Oh, something interesting happens. I know, an alley cat appears!

a. Offer the cat food.
b. Offer the cat booze.
c. Offer the cat poison.
d. ENGAGE!

[DoughnutShaped]

c. you never liked cats anyway.

unfortunately this turned out to be the biggest mistake of your life because...

a) the poison turned the cat in to the incredible hulk
b) you should have used the poison to kill that creepy thing sneaking up from behind you.
c) it actually wasn't your biggest mistake, and you think about the time you married Godzilla
d) you turned in to a lollypop and flew away.

[melonfish]

a)and you realized that everything is trying to kill me today and did what you did each time, run like hell but you didnt find something more badassly evil you got on a bus and then at 6 int he morning the bus
a)blew up
b)crashed into a tree
c)had a speed bomb like in speed
d)had no driveer

[PureEvilYak]

b. While stuck in the tree, you ponder upon recent events, and wonder what it was you had in that vial of "poison", what a driveer is, and most importantly, whether it was sensible to turn to public transport to flee from an enraged beast. You also wonder how long those giant green claws will take to cut down this tree. Suddenly...


a. The X-Men are airlifted in to protect you against the cat-hulk. Ah, that night with Charles was well spent.
b. The cat-hulk cuts down the tree and promptly swallows you.
c. The posion wears off, and the cat suddenly transforms back, leaving it baffled. Also, where did those pants come from. And why do they still fit?
d. Godzilla comes along, looking for it's spouse. However, before it can eat you, Shaq comes out and starts beating the poor lizard up. Aaron Carter is there to stop him though. Batman... oh, you know the rest.

[DoughnutShaped]

d)

You run away before Abraham Lincoln wakes from the dead, as if by magic (actually it was most definitely magic, that or gas) you find yourself in China face to face with an evil robot army ready to kill.

do you...


a) reach in to your pocket and retrieve a robot-murder weapon and take 'em down.
b) use your wit and brains to train the robots to be your own personal army.
c) start to cry like a little girl and run away. quick.
d) close your eyes and hope that when you open them again it will all be a dream

[Vercci]

d)

the only problem is when you open your eyes the robot army is still there but hero music starts to play and a metal pole is lying at your feet so you pick it up and through the magic of movies you totally obliterate the army feeling good with yourself you go to buy

a)a beer
b)a keg of beer
c)this mysterious relic from a dodgy looking shop
d)a super robot

[~Crazy Penguin~]

c

Once you buy an item, you look at it more closely and realize it's a magic lamp. When the genie pops out, instead of you getting your own wishes, he gives you options to choose from. And they are-

a) Put me back!
b) kill the robot army
c) a keg of beer
d) cut off your leg and make your own wish

[PureEvilYak]

d. You cut off you're leg. However, it kind of looks assymetrical now, and you've always been a logical person, so you get the genie to magic away the other one. Lucky, a giant robot battlefield, so it doesn't take you too long to fit yourself with a pair of mechanical ones. The upside is that not you can run superfast, and jump superhuman distances. The downside is that the pain is still there. Next time, think before you cut off your own legs. However, you still have two more wishes. Do you...

a. Wish the pain away. The mind numbing, terrible pain!
b. Wish that the grammer in the first wish was corrected.
c. Wish that you had never found this damn lamp.
d. Wish in general. General Cluster! Nah, just polaying with you. Bit of origionality for you here.

[Emptyspraycan]

c
so you go back in time to where the robot army is defeated and go to the local pub.whilst there,an evil gerbil attacks your toes.
Do You...

a.smash the glass over its head
b.scream
c.ignore it
d.explain that you are a higher level than it and that it should reconsider attacking you

[DoughnutShaped]

d) And the noble gerbil took of his top hat and sincerely apologised.

You decide to pass the time by conquering the Universe, this pisses off a small army of penguins. Do they...

a) March down the streets of Scandinavia devouring everything in their path.
b) Use todays modern technology to build a giant mega-penguin-robot to restore order to the Universe.
c) Stay pissed off for a bit and then stomp off in a huff.
d) Call their buddy Magical Trevor for some Magical help. Magic.

[taradon_cool]

B)

The super-intelligent penguins in their hyper-penguin suit come hurtling towards you to destroy you. You dodge their initial attack but must think of a plan for the long run. You narrow it down to these options:

A) Keep dodging.
B) Hijack the hyper-penguin suit and use it in your universe conquering quest.
C) Do nothing, they're just damn penguins.
D) Run to a friends house, they'll know what to do.
or E) Consult the "Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide: Antarctic Creatures."

[El Kabong]

E)
Turns out the best thing to do in case of penguins is dance (Also see: Happy Feet) With the penguins distracted do you

A) Kill them and eat them
B) Befriend the penguins, and become King of Antarctica
C) Help them wage war on Polar Bears
D) Live the rest of your days out as a happy, clueless, low-ranking penguin

[Fade Away]

B)

As King of Antarctica you are immediately challenged by Santa Clause to a game of Parcheesi, do you..

A) Agree to play and cheat
B) Agree to play and hope you win
C) Decline and run away
D) Just stab Santa and send your penguin army against his reindeer and elves

[taradon_cool]

D)

The battle is hard fought and there are many casulties on both sides, but eventually your penguins overthrow santa's army. With this solved, you head for the pub, there are four in antarctica, do you go to:

A) "Cheap, Cheap, Freeze, Freeze."
B) "The Royal Explorer."
C) "The Real South Pole."
D) The shady looking one with no sign and some shotgun holes in the walls.

[PureEvilYak]

c. It's a good pub, but a polar bear is milling about. You inquire about this to the barman.
"Yeah, some joker gave him instructions on how to get out of here, one. Yup, they were to walk 100 paces south, then to go wherever he pleases. We never had the heart to tell him."

Do you:

a. Inform the bear of his mistake.
b. Set a bear trap.
c. Swear to hunt down the trapper, and make him pay for what he has done.
d. Find another pub. Damn rednecks. Whitenecks. Whatever.

[DoughnutShaped]

c) but then you see a sign above the bar that says "free beer with every order" and you soon forget all about it. Suddenly, the roof caves in, and the only way out is through a tiny hole, you try to make the hole wider by smacking round the sides of it with a bar stool, but that causes it to cave in. There are four people in the bar (not including the polar bear) , who do you go to for help?

a) The shady looking guy who was there before you came in, and kept checking his phone for messages
b)t The seemingly trustworthy barman
c)The ghost of Santa Claus.
d) Mickey mouse. Wait a sec, what the hell is Mickey Mouse doing here?

[Emptyspraycan]

c
He uses the power of chirstmas to save everyone and make the pub normal.
The barman then refuses to give out free beer.
Do You...

a)get santa to help
b)shoot the barman
c)say ok
or d)go home

[PureEvilYak]

d. After six long months of trekking, eating only snow and roast bear, you eventually reach the sea. Ignoring your insanity, unsanitarity and pneumonia, you decide you need to get across this big clear thing somehow. Do you:

a. Swim it.
b. Build a boat of out ice.
c. Build a boat out of inexplicatble driftwood.
d. Tie together two turtles with seaweed. Now, wheres the rum?

[DoughnutShaped]

d) *drunkenly* wheeeere's the rum gone? Then you spot a giant octopus about to swallow a spaceship. This deeply puzzles you and you...

a) Laugh until your head explodes. Again.
b) Get a severe case of pins and needles. Ouch!
c) Wonder why Micky Mouse followed you here.
d) Ignore it all and decide to swim the ocean.

[melonfish]

d) and you turn up sumwhere with a sign that is next to
a)yorkshire
b)midlle of nowhere anywhere
c)IKEA
d)back at the start of the adventure by the main road

[taradon_cool]

b) midlle of nowhere anywhere.

You wander wie evereething is soodenly spealt rong and eveventually reelise thate you aar in a parararalleellel unverse. Do you:

A) Desperately find some way back to the normal universe.
B) Just accept where you are.
C) Think about it some more.
D) See if there's anything else different.

[Tmo]

D) see if there's anything else different.

as you look around you see that you have a bomb strapped to your face!
do you:
A) set the bomb off instead of waiting
B) attempt to defuse the bomb
C) Eat the bomb
D) take the bomb off you face and throw it into a box of puppys

[Emptyspraycan]

c
you eat the bomb and it tastes nice.But it blows out one of your teeth.
Do You...
a)scream and run around?
b)find a radio in front of you?
c)sit down and cry about why all of this is happening to you?
d)nothing

[SPACKlick]

a)

While running around you trip and see something shiny lying wedged in a drain do you

A) reach in and grab it
B) prod it with your fdot
C) bleed on it
D) get up and scream some more

[bmfy.]

A)

As you grab it, you realise that it's a knife. As your hand bleeds, you start to feel faint and eventually drop on the floor. You lay on the floor for several hours until a car comes. You

A) Roll out of the way ninga style.
B) Lie there.
C) Call for your vampire father.
D) Invest in real estate.

[Phrozen Heat]

D)

You become very very rich, With the money you:

A) Spend it on corn
B) Give it to a donkey sanctuary
C) Eat it
D) Start up a drugs cartel

[bmfy.]

A)

You marvel at your thousand acre corn field, when suddenly you realise you don't know how to make flour out of it. As you stand there puzzled, all of a sudden

A) A tumble dryer falls out of the air
B) Canada declares war on America
C) Pluto disappears
D) You sit down

[Phrozen Heat]

B)

America drops a nuclear bomb on your canadian corn field, this turns your corn radioactive, u use these "super corn flakes" to:

A) Develop a race of killer ants
B) Become the new superman)
C) Take over the world
D) Clean the stains from your bath tub

[~Crazy Penguin~]

d

Those were some bad stains..... After doing this, you then get a little visit from your best friend... only they're different... They are now!...

a) Superman
b) your mother-in-law
c) your hampster Bobo
d) I'm not sure what you would call that thing....

[Phrozen Heat]

B)

Your mother in law visits to judge you on your bath but is dissapointed to find it is clean she rubs her finger across it looking for dirt only the radiation has a negative effect you mother in law:

A) dances around the streets
B) increases in size to about 200ft
C) gains the ability to breath fire (somehow)
D) tells you a shocking secret about your wife

[melonfish]

A) and gets ran over but you wnat to get back to your universe with correct-ish spellings due to the lazy not nerdy people and a peaceful north america so you jump out the window only you seem to be immortal and you decide to
A)run around on a rampage like of GTA
b)do good deeds
c)light up a spliff
d)get on a bus

[taradon_cool]

D) You get on a bus, only to find that the driver is... AN ORANGE!
Do you:

A) Eat the bus driver.
B) Just assume you're high/ very drunk/ whatever and go with it.
C) Try to wake yourself up by banging your head against the bus.
D) Get off the bus.

[PureEvilYak]

b. You also begin to notice that number of the other passengers are various fruits and vegetables. And odly, a number of them seem to have clocks inserted into them. Curiouser and curiouser. The endless ticking begins to get on your nerves, so do you:

a. Politely press the button that says you want to get off and wait.
b. Shout; "We're crossing into a different Time Zone!" and run away during the confusion.
c. Scream, and throw yourself through the window.
d. Fruit Salad. 'Nuff said.

[Phase_807]

c.When you are still in the air,you realize you jumped while the bus was on a bridge that went over a river.You land in the water.Your all wet,and in a river.So do you:

a)start wailing about how bad this day is.
b)wake up(is it all a dream?)
c)swim out of the river
or
d)relax in the water for a while.

[DoughnutShaped]

c)

you emerge from the water James Bond style only to find a ninja parrot about to attck you, do you...

a) eat him
b) kick his ass
c) use your witchcraft skills to send him to another dimension
d)fall asleep

[Phase_807]

a) As the parrot flies toward yo,you open your mouth and eat the little bugger.
After you swallow him,you realize that there is an abnormaly large orange with a clock on its face watching you in the bushes.Do you:

a)Confront this mysterious fruit
b)run away
c)pretend not to notice him and sit down
d)stick out your middle finger at him and run away giggling.

[taradon_cool]

C) You go up to the orange and can't help but feel a strange sense of deja vu. On closer inspection, you notice that the orange is infact just an old lady with a large watch. She notices you're staring at her and aproaches you with a razor sharp handbag! Do you:

A) Prepare to fight.
B) Run away like a little girl.
C) Run away like a big girl.
D) Turn into a chafinch and fly away home.

[Emptyspraycan]

c)
but you fall over with a thud as your shoe flies off and breaks the watch.
does the old woman?
a) sit down and cry
b) attack you
c) call upon her doom donkey
d) throw the watch at a passing endangered species

[SPACKlick]

c)
As the heavens darken and the earth trembles do you
a) try and run again
b) beg for forgiveness and offer to fix the watch
c) call upon your penguin of death
d) eat your other shoe

[taradon_cool]

D) Your shoe is quality food and restores your strength and agility. You easily dodge the doom donkey, which happens to not be in an atacking mood today. Instead, she (yes, of course it's a she-donkey) wanders off in some vague direction. The old lady scowls and throws her handbag with ninja-like speed and aim. Do you:

A) Do nothing, it's only a handbag...
B) Attempt to dodge with your newly regained agility.
C) Deflect it with your wallet.
D) Attempt to jump on a nearby car travelling at a moderate speed.

[~Crazy Penguin~]

d)

As you jump on this car, you notice that the handbag now follows you at an amazing speed... Suddenly! It turns into a rocket and you notice the countdown on the side... It's getting closer and closer... You...

a) jump off the car
b) jump onto the rocket.
c) shoot it with a gun that you magically found
d) *insert your own option here*

[DoughnutShaped]

d) but then you realised you left your options in your other trousers XD and you climb in to the car and drive to the nearest chocolate shop, where a giant orange dressed as a ninja is eyeing you carefully from behind the counter. do you:

a) pick out a nice selection of chocolate fudge.
b) get out your how-to-kill-a-ninja-in-10-seconds book and read goddamit READ.
c) walk out, you've had enough ninja madness for one day.
d) go back to the car and eat the license plate. mmm licensy

[Emptyspraycan]

a) but this was your cunning plan to help you...

a)kill the ninja
b)spend the rest of your money
c)have a nice afternoon snack
d)give to the old lady to stop her trying to kill you

[melonfish]

a) because it seems that everyone hates you and your beginning to think you might wake up with a dallas like ending of this crazy story but you dont after you shout "stop this silliness" but you then decide to drive very far away and suddenly you turn up in yorkshire. but with a twist of fate there is something different about it to the last time you were there
a)no ones anywhere
b)everything is psycadelic
c)everyone is in a weebl format
d)people are civilised

['Ello Guv'ner]

And as you wander round the yorkshire countryside you find a field with an electric hedge and realize that it's were weeble and bob live...

a) go in and talk.
b) call wee bull.
c) Remember they have a portal back to your universe and use it.
d) wake up to an evan stranger world.