Richard Hammond Jokes

[BiggyG]

I know this might be a bit controversial, but with filming for the next series of top gear having been resumed, and Richard been pretty much given the all clear, i think i can get away with it. I heard a pretty good joke today.

What do Richard Hammond and Elton John have in common?

They both have skid marks on their helmets.

[Haroshi]

What do Kate Moss and Richard Hammond have in common?
They both got smashed on Top Gear.

[Kiwi Man]

Hammond's ok? Hurray! :)

[CheHamstera]

That's the thing - these jokes aren't controversial now as the event is too far in the past. Feeling a bit naughty as you laugh about something against your better judgement just adds to the humour.

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Did anyone see the week-before-lasts 'Private Eye' cartoon of test driving a hearse on Top Gear? Now that was tasteless!

[Meatball]

Jeremy Clarkson was found in bed with Lily Savage.
He's not the first top gear presenter to be fucked by a dragstar