1000 songs only a huge axe-wound could like

[moog]

(in no particular order)

1. OMC - How Bizarre

2. No Mercy - Where Do You Go? (my laaaahverly)



your go

[Smartie]

3. Babycakes - Babycakes

4. Vanilla - No way no way (irrespective of how "kitsch" is it)

[faragher]

5. Sweet Like Chocolate - Shanks & Bigfoot

[Meatball]

6. Justing Timberlake - Sexy Back

7. Celine Dion - Any of them.

[Pie-Badger-Man]

8. Black eyed Peas - My Lovely Lady Lumps.

[moog]

5. Sweet Like Chocolate - Shanks & Bigfoot
creeping jesus i fucking hated that song

it gave me The Rage

[Macca]

Okay, now I've got it in my head, why is it aways the really awful songs that do that?

9. Bleep- the pussycatdollsuckass...

[Haroshi]

10. The Vengaboys- We're Going To Ibiza!

[Fanboy29]

11. Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba De)

Why oh why oh why...?

I feel my work here is done......

[Paul12345]

12. Andreas Johnson - Glorious

[albie_123]

13. Bovril Lavigne - sk8a boi

AT LEAST SPELL THE GOD DAMNED TITLE RIGHT

[Smartie]

14. William Shatner - common people

[queenofself]

15. ridiculous child - ch-ch-checking it out. t-t-taking my chances.

[woobi]

14. William Shatner - common people

*GASP*

16. Olivia Newton-John - honestly, I love you

Well, shame no one loves you.

[Thomp]

17. Crazy Frog- A ring ding ding ding etc

[Urlosenged]

18. Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath.

[carpefula]

17. Crazy Frog- A ring ding ding ding etc


Why did no one mention that earlier!



19. Anything by FatManScoop

[kuwong]

20: german shit-scni snaw snappy. or whatever the hell you call it. :)

[da-geezer]

21. DJ Alligator - The Whistle Song

[FoxDhoj]

22. Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade

[IP Freely]

23. Rudebox - Robbie Williams

[Redux]

24. Dashboard Confessional - Vindication

[Aladdin Sane]

25. Scissor Sisters - Comfortably Numb

No. Just NO. Leave Pink Floyd alone and go away. ¬_¬

[bionic sheep]

You realise that this thread is going to descend into chaos when someone mentions a remotely controversial song?

On that note, 26. My Chemical Romance - Anything they're ever made

[Bewildebeast]

27. DJ Pied Piper - Do You Really Like It?

made me want to hurt kittens

[da-geezer]

28. Tuuli - Summer Song

[bmfy.]

22. Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade

:(

29. DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

[queenofself]

30. that one that goes willi wili winsing song willi willi winsingsong turnani turnani turnani with a little bit of love we can make it truuuuuuuu the night. willi williwin sing song.

[JimmywiT]

31. The Automatic - Whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster?

[Meatball]

32. black eyed peas - my humps, to name a few.

33. Paris Hitlon - that first song, I can't remember the name, see user title.

[Irvine Black]

32. Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

[Svelter]

34. Blazin' Squad - Flip Reverse

...

[voiceofcod]

30. that one that goes willi wili winsing song willi willi winsingsong turnani turnani turnani with a little bit of love we can make it truuuuuuuu the night. willi williwin sing song.

DJ Luck and MC Neat- With a Little Bit of Luck (bit of a guess here seeing as your lyrics are a bit random, but I'm pretty sure)

32. black eyed peas - my humps, to name a few.

Repeat of Pie-Badger-Man. Edit: but Chaotica's post was at the same time as someone else's, so we're still on the right number now.


My opinion?

35. Fast Food Rockers - The Fast Food Song

Burn. In. Hell.

36. 50 Cent - Candy Shop

If I hear 'I'll let you lick the lollipop' one more time, I'll go buy a chainsaw and...

[kotu]

36. Whitehouse - Wriggle like a fucking eel

(actually rather good)

[queenofself]

DJ Luck and MC Neat- With a Little Bit of Luck (bit of a guess here seeing as your lyrics are a bit random, but I'm pretty sure)

yes i think thats the one. there i was thinking he was singing about love. its anyones guess what hes really saying in the willi willi win sing song bit.

[Acid]

37. Frankie-F.U.R.B

[kotu]

Frankie-F.U.R.B

Numbers please! I wanna see when we get to 100! That was number 37. The next one will be 38.

[Svelter]

Numbers please! I wanna see when we get to 100! That was number 37. The next one will be 38.

That's Numberwang!

[Neonlare]

Anything by 50 Cent.

Oh, specific song? Here goes-

38. 50 Cent - Candy Shop

Arrogant Farker with no brains.

[FoxDhoj]

39. Anything recorded by McFly (especially the covers)

[BlueIncaPilot]

OMC - How Bizarre
I bloody like that song.

40. P.Diddy & Faith Evans - I'll Be Watching You

Poor, over-rated cover.

[Svelter]

40. P.Diddy & Faith Evans - I'll Be Watching You

Poor, over-rated cover.

Dittoed.

41. What about the Mr Blobby Christmas Song?

Nobody here...likes that song do you?

[voiceofcod]

yes i think thats the one. there i was thinking he was singing about love. its anyones guess what hes really saying in the willi willi win sing song bit.

I think it's "hollerin' the rinsin' sound" said three times and fast.

And c'mon people...

kotu: 36+1=37
neonlare: TRY not to repeat songs listed on the same page dear...

42. So Solid Crew - 21 seconds

Chavs only music.

[jonffm]

42. Neyo - So sick

[Wahoo]

Stuff by hanson (freddie)

[bmfy.]

44. Chamiilionaire - Ridin'

[Ozzylator]

45(?): Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl

[queenofself]

46. dexys midnight runner - come on eileen

the see you next tuesday epithet also applies to all the djs who still insist on playing this.

[Mr stabby]

46. dexys midnight runner - come on eileen

the see you next tuesday epithet also applies to all the djs who still insist on playing this.

I believe it is catch you next Tuesday :P

47 - Falloout Boy - Sugar where going down.

[Bappel]

48 Furgie - london bridge

[FoxDhoj]

49. Mundian To Bach Ke - Punjabi MC

It makes ME a c unt 'cause it's a GOOD CHOON! :D

[Svelter]

50. AC/DC - Big Balls

I like AC/DC but believe me, this song is shit!

[FoxDhoj]

51. I'm Not Okay - MCR

Yes I know they're like number one, but this song is absolute shit. At least the new one sounds cheesy.

52. Chelsea Dagger - The Fratellis

What more can I say? Possibly the worst band to come out of Scotland.

[Dibbie]

53 Smile (or indeed anything) by Lilly Allen('s Dad is Keith Allen and he's shit too)

[esquilax]

54. Barbie Girl. Plus any of the supposedly hilarious foreign language/punk-metal-gangsta-rap versions people send you on MSN. They're not funny. Just go away and die.

[Repine]

55. "Dragostea din Tei" by O-Zone.

If you don't know who they are they're the ones who shout "Numa numa yey"

If you still don't know who they are, here is a fat man to help you out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoCeT1_XZu4&mode=related&search=numa%20numa%20gary

[RobW]

56. Bon Jovi - Living on a Prayer

57. Black Lace - Agadoo

58. Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

59. Anything by the Bloodhound gang

[Bunkle]

60. Gunther - Ding Dong Song

[Hydralisk]

61. Panic! At the Disco - Any Song

62. The Darkness - Any Song, Thank fuck they split up.

[terrorbite]

63. Beyonce - Crazy In Love

64. Anything by Sean Paul (please fuck off and die)

[queenofself]

I believe it is catch you next Tuesday :P

but its see you

c u

u c?

[basstard]

Christina Aguilera - Beautiful.

It makes my ears weep.

[jif-charge]

Chewin The Fat Remix.

Legend, but just no.

[eleanor]

65. Jessica Simpson - I Belong To Me.

The video is lolworthy and worth watching, though. Her face is amusingly over-surgeried.

[kotu]

And c'mon people...

kotu: 36+1=37

I am such a fool

*cries*

*EDIT* Hey, I'm sure i posted b4 that guy!!! The forum is at fault!!

*throws strop*

[Soma]

Okay, here's my contribution...

66. Kelis - Milkshake, or the Milkshake song or whatever it's called... "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it's better than your's, damn right it's better than your's, i could teach you, but i'll have to charge."

I remember hearing it and thinking "Am I a freak or is this honestly the worst thing mankind has ever done (at least in the way of music)?" I think if I hear it again at the wrong place at the wrong time I'm going to cut myself scream like in agony.

one more...

67. Good Charlotte - (the song that goes "girls don't liek boys girls like cars and money")

[Redux]

68. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A

[Svelter]

69. The Tweenies - Any of their Songs

[Cjw]

I Belong To Me.

Masturbation much? :trex:

I don't hate many songs-but

69: Golden Brown by The Stranglers

[moog]

69: Golden Brown by The Stranglers
arse i quite like that one

[Bappel]

68. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A
I thought it to be funny. Those finish people!

70. This years Idol winner(Agnes for us and some Holland dudess in holland. Dont know where else this song has been used as a winnerrsong) - Right here, right now

[esquilax]

71. Robbie Fucking Williams - Angels.

72. James Blunt - You're beautiful. No you're not, you're a twat.

[FoxDhoj]

but its see you

c u

u c?

I'm pretty sure it's catch you next Tuesday.
C U is way too obvious and for people who can't catch on well.

It's awful. I heard someone try to use 'See you next Thursday'! It's all wrong!

[bmfy.]

Causes Unnecessary Network Traffic.

[Svelter]

69: Golden Brown by The Stranglers

How is that a bad song?

[FoxDhoj]

How is that a bad song?

Read the title.

73. My Generation - The Who

[GorillaBearBear]

I feel nervous about posting here, because people have mentioned some songs I actually like quite a lot. But anyway, on with the show:

74. I Love My Bitch - Busta Rhymes and some bint with Will I Am. Any song that repeats the title 37 times until it loses all meaning is just asking for brainless cunts to buy it

75.Somebody Told me - The Killers

(PS: Babycakes was done by 3 of a Kind, rather than a band called Babycakes. That would just be STUPID)

[Flack]

76. Boten Anna - DJ Basshunter

Enough said there.

[LeoZ]

oh dear. Am I a huge c unt for liking My Generation by the Who?

:(

Here's one only a real c unt would like:

77. Dragostea din Tei

(the numa numa song)

edit: already been posted, changed.

[Macca]

78. Sean Paul and Blu Cantrell's little travesty whatever it was called.

oh and with all the repetitions we're on about 70 or less, Black Eyed Peas ladylumpas has been mentioned more than any other with 3/4 entries...

[Cjw]

oh dear. Am I a huge c unt for liking My Generation by the Who?

I read it as "Only a huge c unt could like every single track posted in this thread"

Yep, that's my defence ;)

[evil ida]

79. Black Eyed Peas - The Lady Lumps song

[voiceofcod]

78. Sean Paul and Blu Cantrell's little travesty whatever it was called.

oh and with all the repetitions we're on about 70 or less, Black Eyed Peas ladylumpas has been mentioned more than any other with 3/4 entries...

79. Black Eyed Peas - The Lady Lumps song

Was that a joke?

79. DJ Sammy - Heaven

[Svelter]

Here's one only a real c unt would like:

77. Dragostea din Tei


I quite like that song too, musically. Not too sure what the band was about or the lyrics but the tune was nice. Although, having said that I never actually play it.
Oh, well, time to face facts. I'm a vagina...

[Piedude-KT]

Haha, I like some of the songs mentioned...

80. Rollin' - Limp Bizkit

81. anything by Linkin Park

[Fanboy29]

82. Apollo 440 - Lost in Space.....

doomed we're all doomed

arse i quite like that one


Awe man....what the hell are they playin at? Golden Brown?

If thats the case, then Moog we are both C**ts....but the best c**ts there are!!! I've got your back on this one.

[i_stalk_badgers]

83. Akon - Lonely.

[gruff]

84 - Anything by Scooter. 'Respect to the man in the ice cream van'. Presumably because he gets you your drugs eh? Fuck off.
85 - The Final Countdown - Europe

[Paul12345]

86. 99 Red Balloons - Nena.
You can't sing and your song is so high pitched only dogs can hear it and quite frankly I should report you to the RSPCA for making them to listen to it.

[Soapie]

The amount of fantastic songs in this thread is saddening.

[Svelter]

86. 99 Red Balloons - Nena.
You can't sing and your song is so high pitched only dogs can hear it and quite frankly I should report you to the RSPCA for making them to listen to it.

NOFX did a good cover of that though. Their version of 'Crazy Train' is really good too.

[Soma]

Wait, wasn't that Me First and the Gimme Gimmies? ...
...
Hang on, nope, I think it is NOFX actually

[FoxDhoj]

Wait, wasn't that Me First and the Gimme Gimmies? ...
...
Hang on, nope, I think it is NOFX actually

I thought it was Me First and the Gimme Gimmies tbh.
I had it ages ago though. I might be wrong.

[Cjw]

85 - The Final Countdown - Europe

:(

[Fanboy29]

85 - The Final Countdown - Europe

They play this at work every sunday when we've kicked out the customers...oh how i hate that song!

[evil ida]

79. Black Eyed Peas - The Lady Lumps song

And let's have it at number 87 as well.

[Flava Dave]

88. Ebony and Ivory - Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder. That song was worse than racism.

[Paul12345]

89. Anything by The Streets with the exception of some of the stuff on A Grand Don't Come For Free.
Seriously, they've done a few of good tracks on one album and that's it. Which twats keep buying this pap?

[queenofself]

90. n-trance - set you free

& all the people in the house flailing to it.

[Soapie]

89. Anything by The Streets with the exception of some of the stuff on A Grand Don't Come For Free.
Seriously, they've done a few of good tracks on one album and that's it. Which twats keep buying this pap?This is the sound of someone who has not heard "The Irony of It All"

[Lestat]

91. DJ Spiral - Finglas
The mere mention of the song makes me want to murder something from Finglas....namely DJ Spiral.

[Flava Dave]

92. Imagine - John Lennon

[Mittwoch]

93. Sandy Tom (none of this 'Sandi Thom' rubbish plzkthx where did the i and h come from?) - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker With Flowers In My Hair

A bastard to type out the title, she has one of the most annoying voices I have ever heard and not only is this song a pathetic piece of cynicism, the whole album seems to be like it. I was born into a world that doesn't care. Smile, it surprises people. What if I'm right. Shitty shit shit shit.

As a side note, has she ever listened to punk music?

[Cjw]

I had a look at the back of the case and saw a track called "When horsepower ment what it said".

One trick pony.

[queenofself]

92. Imagine - John Lennon

<3

your sentiment, not the song.

oh god not the song.

[eleanor]

94. Pussycat Dolls - Beep.

And Buttons, for that matter.

Actually, only a huge c unt would like the Pussycat Dolls in general.

[retardedhell]

93. anything by scooter

Anyone who thinks that high pitched chipmunk crap is music should have hot acid poured on thier face......AND NOT THE GOOD KIND.

[steffie]

94. bon jovi - livin' on a prayer

95. whitney houston - i wanna dance with somebody

every time these songs are played at work it makes me want to go and glass the dj in the face.

[Gromit]

96.Mariah Carey - All i want for Christmas (is you)

[frambonia]

97. Akon-lonely
Pedigree shite. Those hamsters on helium messed with my head!

98.Everything by eminem.
Specifically? Stan. That song made a rubbish Dido song worse (the ironic thing is that that sample is what made Dido go that far. CURSE YOU EMINEM!!!!!!!!!)

I cannot believe the amount of good songs people are saying. At least some of you have the sense to put bad songs in the list.

[esquilax]

99. Pink - Get The Party Started.
Sung badly by 20-somethings going out for a "wild time". All the time. And played by DJs who need a song to explain what they are trying and failing to do.

[Bappel]

100. Invinsible - Carola

[esquilax]

We did it! Yay!

[Gromit]

Now to get to a thousand

101.Paris to berlin - whoever sings it

It makes me cry

[Sebas]

Now to get to a thousand

101.Paris to berlin - whoever sings it

It makes me cry
a) Infernal is the "artist"
b) Imagine hearing that 8 times a day, for a month...

I did. I grew homicidal urges larger than the Eiffel Tower and the Kurfurstendamm together.

[eleanor]

96.Mariah Carey - All i want for Christmas (is you)
NO

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP

YOU HAVE NO HEART, JUST A BLACK EXPANSE WHERE YOUR HEART SHOULD BE

:mad:

[frambonia]

102.That "My neck, my back, lick my *aah* chest like that" song

[queenofself]

i was at the hairdresser today for 4 hours & heard about 99 of these songs on whatever hideous radio they were tuned into.

[ZOIDBERG]

Moog, can you make a poll to see how many of these everybody likes?
Seeing them makes me interested if there's anyone who DOESN'T like any of these...

[Svelter]

93. Sandy Tom (none of this 'Sandi Thom' rubbish plzkthx where did the i and h come from?) - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker With Flowers In My Hair

A bastard to type out the title, she has one of the most annoying voices I have ever heard and not only is this song a pathetic piece of cynicism, the whole album seems to be like it. I was born into a world that doesn't care. Smile, it surprises people. What if I'm right. Shitty shit shit shit.

As a side note, has she ever listened to punk music?

Really, it's more like I wish I was a punk rocker with nails in my face. What kind of anarchists have flowers lodged in their hair?!

[Cjw]

Can i just add how much i fucking hate rock this party by bob sinclair.

Makes even the likes of the crazy frog seem quite bareable.

[*Hoppipolla*]

I'm going to say Chris DeBurgh-Lady in Red...

Althought that song made my Reading 06

Was like our anthem

Maybe I am a huge C.U.N.T?

Ah well

*ponders*

[Soapie]

Really, it's more like I wish I was a punk rocker with nails in my face. What kind of anarchists have flowers lodged in their hair?!Fail.

Regardless of whether or not it's a good song, it's about wanting to be part of both the HIPPY and the PUNK social revolutions.

[Nocashvalue]

86. 99 Red Balloons - Nena.
You can't sing and your song is so high pitched only dogs can hear it and quite frankly I should report you to the RSPCA for making them to listen to it.

That, my friend, is an awesome song.
):

[Svelter]

Fail.

Regardless of whether or not it's a good song, it's about wanting to be part of both the HIPPY and the PUNK social revolutions.

Meh, I would never lump hippies and punks into the same category. The song's too absolutist in the fact that it seems to say everything in the past was better than it is now.

[Izarre]

So if I like twenty-one of these songs, just - just hypothetically (cough) how do we calculate how large a c unt I am? Exponentially? Mathematically? Metaphorically? Is there an equation?

M = 2 ^ SSL

Where M is the mass and SSL is the number of shit songs liked.

Also, despite my ruined credibility, I'd like to add these to the list.

Anything by Nickelback. Particularly the one that they won't stop playing on the radio (read: all of them.) It makes me want to gouge my ears out with a blunt spoon.

And everything associated with Guy Sebastian. He won Australian Idol a while ago, for anyone who doesn't know, and he's the poster boy for the Why Television Singing Competitions are a Fucking Bad Idea advertising campaign. Especially his new song.

Next time it comes on the radio I'm getting a rifle and finding a clocktower.

[frambonia]

Really, it's more like I wish I was a punk rocker with nails in my face. What kind of anarchists have flowers lodged in their hair?!

On The Chris Moyles show, they came up with "I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried in my hair". If you listen to the song, it actually sounds like that. If you want another one, how about "I wish i was a prog rocker with highlights in my hair"?

[totes]

i would have to say james blunt is irritating & noise pollution - if the singing was about forty three octaves lower, i'd quite like the lyrics ):

[gimlet]

that rogue traders song where they go "i see you watching me watching you"
as well as anything by the veronicas.
and the olsen twins cover of our lips are sealed.

[FoxDhoj]

England:New Order - World In Motion

HAHAHAHA!

[frambonia]

104. Bob Sinclair- Rock This Party
"Everybody Dance Now!" How about no!

[Izarre]

104. Bob Sinclair- Rock This Party
"Everybody Dance Now!" How about no!

I shamefully admit that when the radio ordered me to dance, I began to dance.
If only there had been a camera and a time-travel machine, I may have been eligible for the Fancy Dancer award.

I'd like to add Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother to this list. Man they irritate me.

[Redux]

106. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq88v-nFyd4

Wow, this guy is fucking gangster.

[FoxDhoj]

I'd like to add Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother to this list. Man they irritate me.

Watch them live, it'd change your mind.

[codename_47]

I'd like to nominate any of the many songs that contain the lyrics:
"Wave your hands up, in the air, hold them up like you just don't care"

It's cheesy, it's over used and dammit, I usually DO care where my hands are all of the time, up in the air or not.....

[Cjw]

106. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq88v-nFyd4

Wow, this guy is fucking gangster.

Christ, it's like a rap version of those fucking asda adverts.

[moog]

thread title amended

go to it my bitter music monkeys

[sushi.]

UB40 - The Way You Do the Things You Do
UB40 - Baby I Love Your Way

What's funny is, before looking up the artists, I didn't know they were the same people. I guess I kind of figured, because they both have that awful fucking semi-carribean-reggae-I-don't-even-know. What the hell does "I love your way" mean? Not "ways", but "way". I don't even think they wrote these songs, but they definitely made them infinitely worse. ANYWAY I HATE THEM. Every time they come on the radio it triggers my gag reflex.

[frambonia]

110: Lil' John-Get low
"To the windoooooooow!!! To th.." *BANG!!!*

[Svelter]

Will this list be made into a CD compilation when we're finished so all the c unts in the world can listen to their favourite songs?

[La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo]

111. Katamari on the swing

I don't know who it's by, but damn that song is annoying.

NANANANANANANA KATAMARI DAMACY

Yams will probly cry if he sees this.

[Lozzie Stardust]

112. Pussy Cat Dolls - Don't Cha.

No man would ever want their girlfriends to be like you, they don't want 50 STD's and maxed out credit cards.

[Redux]

Someone already listed this song, but I completely forgot about the video for it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4id5fgLwsu0

Back to the topic...

113. http://youtube.com/watch?v=PppdyO_XQfE

I hope that one hasn't been done already.

[bionic sheep]

On The Chris Moyles show, they came up with "I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried in my hair". If you listen to the song, it actually sounds like that. If you want another one, how about "I wish i was a prog rocker with highlights in my hair"?
I've always sung "I wish I was a spunk sucker with semen in my hair", personally.

[queenofself]

have we already had 'its a hard knock life' with all those little castrated voices? (#114)

[terrorbite]

112. Pussy Cat Dolls - Don't Cha.

No man would ever want their girlfriends to be like you, they don't want 50 STD's and maxed out credit cards.
So true.

[GorillaBearBear]

have we already had 'its a hard knock life' with all those little castrated voices? (#114)

It's a Jay Z track isn't it? You're right though - absolute shite

115: Justin Timberlake - Sexyback

How can he claim to have brought sexy back? I brought it back 4 years ago!

[Tiggs]

116: Chacarron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFEQkIQ84g)

If anyone buys this record I will not be happy.

[Norbington]

That's got to be joke...

[Plastic]

thats great

[katt]

117. linkin park in the end
118. Beverly hills weezer. the womans voice going gimme jimmie or whatever is as annoying as anything ive ever heard

[Gromit]

Sexyback - Justin Timberlake

[shinyninja]

I'm shocked no one has mentioned;
119- Hanson. Mmbop.
The calling of Satan itself.

[kuwong]

116: Chacarron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFEQkIQ84g)

If anyone buys this record I will not be happy.
XD I'm in hysterics, but not in a good way!

[steffie]

120. las ketchup - the ketchup song
121. cheeky girls - touch my bum

no explanation necessary methinks

[BlueIncaPilot]

122. Eric Prydz -Call On Me

If it hasn't already been said. And not just the song, the damned video too.

[Svelter]

123. Paris Hilton - Her New Song (Not the one mentioned earlier)

Listening to this is like using a cleaner CD, once you've listened to it everything else sounds better.

[evil ida]

Listening to this is like using a cleaner CD, once you've listened to it everything else sounds better.


Heh.

124. That lady humps song thing by BlackEyedPeas

[Tweekish]

125. That ladylu..... uh.... I mean TATU - All The Things She Said

Actually, anything by them.

[Nocashvalue]

I'm shocked no one has mentioned;
119- Hanson. Mmbop.
The calling of Satan itself.
...
hanson > you.

[Acid]

Hansons song is awesome, I cant believe you dont like it.

[Tiode]

Theres someone who dosnt like Mmbop?
The world shall end.

[Svelter]

Yeah, I thought I was the only person who did like that song.

[Tweekish]

126. MCR - Helena

[Thomp]

126. MCR - Helena

Then call me a cunt :(

Fall Out Boy- Sugar, We're Falling Down

[frambonia]

Theres someone who dosnt like Mmbop?
The world shall end.

Well then, the world shall end twice

[steffie]

Fall Out Boy- Sugar, We're Falling Down
i'm a cunt too then, i love that song

[bellybutton]

"We're going down, down, in a lu-lee-lur-ah..."

Anything by "Dj Rankin"

Unless you enjoy the sound of a cat in a blender...

[RobW]

Anything by Whitehouse.

Check out their lyrics for one.

[ADoorMadeOfPoop]

Anything by Jessica Shrimpson.



hahahahaha

shrimpson

...

:(

EDIT:

121. cheeky girls - touch my bum

Is owning a homeless man legal?

[gruff]

130. Bono and Mariah Carey or whoever it was I forget now because my memory is failing - One.
131. Take me to the skies above - LMC Vs. U2
132. One More Night - Phil Collins.

[Tweekish]

Then call me a axe-wound :(

We can still be friends though! A few songs I like have been listed here. Most of them I hate!

[La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo]

130. Bono and Mariah Carey or whoever it was I forget now because my memory is failing - One.


One is a Metallica song. :( I <3 Metallica

132. Trivium - Master of Puppets - However much I love metal, Trivium have to go ruin it don't they?

[gruff]

Yes, One is a Metallica song that goes, if memory serves, 'Hold my breath as I wish for death, oh please god help meeeee".
One, the one that I was talking about, is a song by U2 that goes "One life
When it's one need In the night One love We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you Don't care for it" Different songs, same title.

[katt]

133: I like girls who wear abercrombie and fitch ...or summer girls or whatever it was called. LFO (which stands for lyte funky ones :( )

134 i want to live like the animals - savage garden

is it frequently misherad as 'like the cannibals', yet the original meaning is just as bad :(

[queenofself]

135. i was listening to the chart show on the way home last night. woo.

i dont know what its called or who its by but anyone who got the utter noise barrage that is no.1 at the moment to the top off the chart is an utter c**t.

136. jem(?) - im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry etc. etc. ad infinitum

[gruff]

137. Steal My Sunshine - LEN
Loves Enema Nazis doncha know.

[Cjw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1-5RDNF1jo

[terrorbite]

One is a Metallica song. :( I <3 Metallica

132. Trivium - Master of Puppets - However much I love metal, Trivium have to go ruin it don't they?
I'm sure more than one person/band has written a song called One, but anyways Metallica's One rocks my socks. Amazing solo.

[Soapie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1-5RDNF1joThat's fantastic!!

[katt]

137. Steal My Sunshine - LEN
.

i was just thinking how awful that song was today while looking thru the older stuff in my mp3 collection

nauseating :X

[gruff]

139. Jesus Christ Superstar - Laibach
140. Blue Moon -The Platters
141. Silence Is Golden - The Tremeloes

[katt]

142. im alone and cold and naked and lying on the floor or whatever its called by natalie imbruglia

edit: i retract this song due to terrorbite not being a huge axe-wound

[terrorbite]

142. im alone and cold and naked and lying on the floor or whatever its called by natalie imbruglia
Torn?

I like that song.

[katt]

well i definintely wouldn't call you an axe wound so i guess it cannot be on the list anymore. :)personally speaking however, that song always got on my nerves

[gruff]

Torn?

I like that song.

Did anyone see the mime interpretation of this on The Secret Policeman's Ball?

[eleanor]

143. Gwen Stefani - Wind It Up.

I mean, sadly I have come to expect a certain level of crap from Miss Stefani these days, but this was so appalling I realised I was staring open-mouthed in disbelief as she "performed" the song at the end of the Jonathan Ross show.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this song. ¬_¬

[captain canuck]

i count many many repetitions.

there is evidently no love for teh Pussycat Dolls. Not that I'm surprised. Half a dozen video-hoes plus one actual 'singer' (veeery losely defined) does not a "musical group" make in any universe except the pop music one.

And what's the deal with having like 7 or 8 singles all from one album, anyway?


I have a much greater Hate On for Timbaland though. Making Justin Timberlake even more crap took some serious "skills". And completely crapping all over the legitimacy, credibility, and musicality of Nelly Furtado means he deserves his own little corner of Hell. Right Next to Pharrel Whatshisname.

...And hey. Latest PCD single includes more shit from Timbaland. It's like they knew my hate was festering for both and decided to really make something of it.

[Ozzylator]

Gwen Stefani - Wind It Up.

I mean, sadly I have come to expect a certain level of crap from Miss Stefani these days, but this was so appalling I realised I was staring open-mouthed in disbelief as she "performed" the song at the end of the Jonathan Ross show.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this song. ¬_¬

I was flabbergasted. This isn't music.

[GorillaBearBear]

i count many many repetitions.

there is evidently no love for teh Pussycat Dolls. Not that I'm surprised. Half a dozen video-hoes plus one actual 'singer' (veeery losely defined) does not a "musical group" make in any universe except the pop music one.

And what's the deal with having like 7 or 8 singles all from one album, anyway?


I have a much greater Hate On for Timbaland though. Making Justin Timberlake even more crap took some serious "skills". And completely crapping all over the legitimacy, credibility, and musicality of Nelly Furtado means he deserves his own little corner of Hell. Right Next to Pharrel Whatshisname.

...And hey. Latest PCD single includes more shit from Timbaland. It's like they knew my hate was festering for both and decided to really make something of it.

I actually really like a section of the new Nelly Furtardo Album. Mostly the Timbaland half of it. I think she has much more cred as a pop musician than as a folk singer (see: Folklore) Then again, I hate Timbaland's missy elliot stuff. He is a very hit and miss producer. I think better than Pharell any day.

[frambonia]

144. That really bad cover of madworld. I don't know it's name but i do know it got to crimbo no.1. Sad, sad, people...

[Svelter]

144. That really bad cover of madworld. I don't know it's name but i do know it got to crimbo no.1. Sad, sad, people...

I actually quite like that now. Only because I saw it on Donnie Darko and it perfectly fit the scene but hey.

How about this for crap though:

P!nk - Stupid Girl

Taken from her album I'm Not Dead (I bet a lot of people wish she was.)

[Cjw]

143. Gwen Stefani - Wind It Up.

I mean, sadly I have come to expect a certain level of crap from Miss Stefani these days, but this was so appalling I realised I was staring open-mouthed in disbelief as she "performed" the song at the end of the Jonathan Ross show.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this song. ¬_¬


Quite frankly the most bizzare song i have heard.

I actually think Stefani's alright when she isn't being deliberatly weird

[captain canuck]

I actually quite like that now. agreed. and i <3 the video.

[Soapie]

144. That really bad cover of madworld. I don't know it's name but i do know it got to crimbo no.1. Sad, sad, people...What?!

[DtehG]

pretty much everything played on the radio is complete and utter shite in my opinion. sure every now and then you will hear something decent (i wouldnt know i dont listen to the radio/watch tv. but they gotta have at least one song i like)
i dont know any names of songs i dont like because if i dont like a song i wont look for the name lol. just ignore it completly.
i just hate all these full grown men getting all gay over the mic with their love songs. (in my opinion they alll probably closet cases, they're just making these lame ass songs "saying" they love a girl, and play it out on the radio so everyone thinks hes not gay because he loves women! look! i made a song about a women! i cant be gay! NOOOOOOOOOT LOL. clear as day)
i cant stand "emo"(i dont like using that word but its the only word i know asociated with that punk music stuff) music.

[Alex¿?]

50 Cent - Candy Shop

[trashley]

147. Chicken Noodle Soup -- DJ Whoever and Too Many Featured Artists to Remember For a Song This Completely Idiotic.


I can't stand it. And it comes prepackaged with... its own dance. Auuuugh, do everyone a favor -- stab yourself in the baby maker.

[Scrumpopolis]

148 - INXS - Never tear us apart

149 - Celine Dion - My heart will go on

150 - Paul McCartney - The frog song

[Mr. Maark]

151 - MCR - Black Parade

[gruff]

152. Against All Odds - Phil Collins

[Mr. Maark]

153 - Chris De Burgh - absolutely any of his songs.

[GorillaBearBear]

152. Against All Odds - Phil Collins

Although I am quite a big fan of the Postal Service's cover of that song.

154. 50 Cent - Windowshopper

His socially conscious rap, along the lines of "I used to be poor and shit, but now I'm fucking rich and can afford things that most black people cannot, in fact, afford. Like food"

[gruff]

155. Ob-la-di, ob-la-da - The Beatles.

[Svelter]

156. Bodyroxx - Yeah, yeah

[Cjw]

156. Bodyroxx - Yeah, yeah

:(

Since this now has an "Every song on the radio" entry, has the nature of this thread inploaded on itself?

[gruff]

Imploded perchance?

[frambonia]

157. Mylo- Destroy Rock 'n' roll

[streety]

158. Loituma - Leva Polka

If you have never heard it, firstly where have you been for the last year and secondly click here. (http://www.leekspin.com/)
I couldn't sleep the other night because I kept hearing it and seeing a swinging leek.

[pebble_rebel]

158. Loituma - Leva Polka

If you have never heard it, firstly where have you been for the last year and secondly click here. (http://www.leekspin.com/)
I couldn't sleep the other night because I kept hearing it and seeing a swinging leek.
ooh, i really like this/that. I could imagine going mental listening to it though.

[Smartie]

159. PJ & Duncan – Lets get ready to rumble

You knows it... watch us wreck the mic.... psyche!

[MasterMoogle]

151 - MCR - Black Parade

Me lieks teh MCR :(

Am I the only person in the world who likes them!?


160. ME haets everything by Mcfly.

[Tiggs]

Bumperty for my sanity

161: Jibbs - Chain Hang Low

My brain nearly explodes every time I hear that song. My god it is aweful.

[Jebediah^]

162. Parry gripp - Yub-Nub

umm...



Its not bad, its just... its so... shit?
check.
http://www.parrygripp.com/Yub-Nub.mp3

[gruff]

163. The B52s - Love Shack

Am I a bad person?

[terrorbite]

163. The B52s - Love Shack

Am I a bad person?
YES YOU ARE

164. El Chombo - Chacarron Macaron
(dunno if its been mentioned. it should've)

[shroomhead]

165. anything by any german rapper.

means "SIDO- der neger"

[gruff]

166. Haddaway - What is love?

Or as I like to call it Haddockway - Why a glove?

Don't ask...

[bionic sheep]

166. Haddaway - What is love?

Or as I like to call it Haddockway - Why a glove?

Don't ask...
Get out.

Incidentally, the other day in sociology we were told to operationalise love. Apparently "Baby, don't hurt me" is not a valid system of measurement. :[

[Shiny]

167. Anything by Barry Manilow

168. Any of that shite happy hardcore the chavs on the back of the bus insist on playing through the speakers rather than using headphones...

[dead]

169- Kiss - God gave rock and roll to you
Stupid, stupid song, by a stupid, stupid band.

[Star]

170 - World of our own - Westlife

That must die...

[MasterMoogle]

168. Any of that shite happy hardcore the chavs on the back of the bus insist on playing through the speakers rather than using headphones...

QFT

171. Everything by Trivium

172. Everything by Dragonforce.

Don't eat me fanboys. :(

[UMIST_For_Ever]

Everything by Bovril Lavigne,

Everything by McFly (their re-covers murdered tracks),

Everything by Barry Manilow,

Any "Music" Done by Crazy Frog
(what on earth are the young teenagers for today taking because it's ruining their music appreciation centres in their brains!)

The New El-Chombo Song
(simply mouthing humming noises does NOT constitute as singing)

Anything by Busted,

Almost anything by the B.E.P.'s, ESPECIALLY my humps.
(teaching 15 year old girls how to be gold-digging sluts is not big and it's not clever)

It makes you want to drink bleach, pour it in your ears and use about 3 toilet brushes to try to scour it from your mind!

[Jebediah^]

Anything by Busted,


aah, you mean the anavriN word (N-I-R-V-A-N-A)?
or just Busted?

[Sketch]

161: Jibbs - Chain Hang Low

My brain nearly explodes every time I hear that song. My god it is aweful.
Awww. Me to.

[Shiny]

173. Anything by the Ordinary Fucking Boys. Fucking fuck.

[gruff]

174. Starship (Or whatever the fuck they're called) - We Built This City on Rock and Roll.
175. No idea who sang it - So Macho.

[Shiny]

176. Lawwwl Linkin Parks

[frambonia]

177. Anything by Towers Of London. No argument

[Tiggs]

Please all notice the title of this thread is "1000 songs only a huge axe-wound could like" not "1000 bands you just don't like". More specific, awful songs please.

[5thTime]

178: The View - Same Jeans

this makes me cry

[dead]

179: Fountains of Wayne - Stacey's Mom

[dansam]

180. Fall out Boy - This Ain't a scene, it's a God-damn arms race.

Another awful song from the awful Fall out Boy.

[Dude]

181. Eric Prick vs Floyd - Raping the wall

Fills me with much hatred, however it's fun when pissed. But still, twats

[The Grim Reaper]

182. Wham - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
183. Billy Idol/Dead or Alive - You spin me right round

[jonffm]

184. Any Amy Whitehouse's...

Nobody cares if you don't want to go to rehab for the obvious cocktail of drugs you must have been taking while writing most this tosh, but for the love of god, get the sod off our TV's and radios.

[Redux]

185. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qakIyP0s_hA

Has anyone gotten that one?

[albie_123]

183. Billy Idol/Dead or Alive - You spin me right round
How could you NOT like it?

[frambonia]

Please all notice the title of this thread is "1000 songs only a huge axe-wound could like" not "1000 bands you just don't like". More specific, awful songs please.

Yes, but all songs by said bands make songs that only an axe-wound would like.
(does that make sense??)

anyway...
186. Rose - The feeling (The new one)
I have many reasons why this angers me.
1. It's poo (obv.)
2. It's like the 50th song off the album. You would of thought that if they like the feeling, they would of bought the album by now.

[gruff]

185. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qakIyP0s_hA

Has anyone gotten that one?


10 posts up mate...

187. In Dulci Jubilo - Mike Oldfield