Push The Red Button

[nos217]

This is a Forum Game called Push The Red Button (as you probably saw from the title)

This game is not competetive, so there isn't really an aim. What Happens is, I say something like: Man stands under crane. Pushes the red button...

Some-one else says:Crane falls but misses the man by an inch. Pushes Red Button...So on so forth.

I begin by saying: Man stands on edge of cliff. Pushes Red Button...

[frambonia]

Man is telepoerted to nuclear testing site. Presses button

[Neonlare]

Man become a training dummy in a Dojo.

Ninja pushes button...

[T-Bear]

Floor explodes.

Pushes button (With extreme force...)

[Cheezdoodles]

He gets covered by pie fillings for no particular reason...
Throws red button out of the window. Hits Vibro egg.

[Bappel]

Kills cheesedoodles
pushes red button

[Cheezdoodles]

*Returns from death*
Eats Bappel cuz he's hungry.
Eats red button.

[Makko]

Game over. Button has gone :(.
Pushes red restart button.

[dinnerbone]

There is a big bang.
Pushes red super-nova button.

[T-Bear]

Red Super-Nova sicker peels off, button is REALLY marked ASPOLDA DA UNIVERZ!!!!!!11

Press The Button?

[Vercci]

button needs 1$ to work poor man trys to pass go and get 200$

press red button

[frambonia]

Man comes 2nd in a beauty contest and wins £50.
Pushes red button

[Toph]

Man found to have cheated. Go to jail.

Pushes red button.

[Vercci]

button turns out to be a alarm guards rush out
they shoot the man 665 times as the man falls....

he lands on a big red button

[frambonia]

Satan rises from Jerusalem and posesses everyone to join satan in a limbo of 1000 aeons.

Accidently steps on Red Button while limbo-ing

[Jimmy]

...and his foot disappeared. Yes- gone. Satan thinks "wtf?" and by the time he has finished thinking "wtf?" everyone he posessed has run away shrieking in fear. While this stampede was going on the crowd trampled the red button.

[frambonia]

Gigantic minibus crushes half the stampede while the other half cram themselves into the minibus to go on a veags road trip.

Driver presses red button marked 'ignition'.

[Hot PIE!!!]

Nirtro tanks light up and bus slams though a wall and into a casino.

Incredibly wounded bus driver pushes red button on a slot machine.

[Vercci]

driver wins the ultimate jackpot but the coins come out with
so much force they shoot into the drivers head and kill him
so everyone panics about cursed murderous coins
after this the big man calls out code 45 pink
then he presses the red button called wtf

[frambonia]

The word WTF crashes through onto the ground with such force that aliens think it is a signal to land and make peace.

Aliens accidentally press red button on the landing strip

[Vercci]

the button makes the run way split in half making the aliens ship fall down to some ancient ruins and in the middle of them is a gold amulet but before the aliens get it the man from earlier escapes from hell and takes it
he presses the red button on it and all of sudden.............

[frambonia]

A boeing 747474747 drops 1'000'000.33 and a third tons of nitroglycerine towards the man and the aliens.

The man re-presses the red button in fear...

[kikumbob]

Small inconspicous comical trap door opens beneath him and man falls through, amulet and all.

Man lands on a big red button the size as a house. Red button is pushed with a feeling of silky smooth lubrication...

[Jebediah^]

but wtf? the button doesn't seem to work? the man calls his friend with knowledge on big red buttons and he repairs the connections...

and the button is pushed... yet againg...

[frambonia]

And the huge super-duper-computer that they never noticed was right infront of them started to download a file labelled "Free virus.exe"
In a furious attempt to stop the virus from being downloaded, they push a red button on the super-duper-computer's super-duper-keyboard...

[kikumbob]

This replicated the virus into 400 more copies that were then spat out of the printer and started infecting everything. At exactly the same moment a Vaccinist pushed his own red button...

[frambonia]

... then suddenly a giant syringe popped out of nowhere and injected AVG into the atmosphere to kill off the virus.

A virus corpse lands on red button

[Vercci]

the computer shut down making all the viruses dissapear then the aliens blew up because the avg was faulty after all that the vaccinist hides away behind a wall so the man presses the button once again.. he then teleports to........

[nos217]

... africa! Where there was a huge herd of elephants which just miss him... phew!!! But, there was hyenas (if thats spelled right) who were in a herd of 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000000000 To the power of 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000
This made him get hurt, duh, he died of laughter and landed on a green button, which caused a giant herd of pies to come rolling along, which landed on a blue button, which caused an extremely loud radio playing britney spears to pop out of the ground, this obviously killed everyone (as in animals), one of the corpses lands on a mysterious red button with a "?" on it...

[frambonia]

Then Thor descended from the skies and squashed Africa for listening to Britney Spears. And, because a gigantic continent has just randonly been pulvierised and vanished, the currents and ather climate thingies change drastically. Suddenly, it stops raining in Scotland and everyone is confused. They start to panic and press the red panic button

[nos217]

a large spaceship apears out of nowhere with a large english flag on it,everyone in it starts to laugh at everyone, then england sinks for no reason and the people in the spaceship are sad, and scotland laughs at them, the spaceship falls out the sky and lands on a large nuclear powerstation with a 200000*200000 ft red button on the top...

[Vercci]

but the ship just doesnt press the button it destroys it sinking through it and it spins around activating all the emergency nuclear vents mutating everyone in a 43 mile radius and killing all the guys in the factory and starting a nuclear winter (i dont know how they work i just know they do) everyone is frozen and elephants grow huge tusks and freeze making it look like time reversed its self back to the ice age

50 million years after that the first red button invented is pressed

[frambonia]

A huge dinosaur comes ut of absolutely and decapitates the red button presser and everyone he cares about.

Dinosaur presses red button

[Vercci]

and a huge light appears in the sky as edison invents it and all of a sudden the truth is realised time has been screwed up tight so there was tanks in the time of dinosaurs and hitler was the 1 that just pressed the button so all of the tiny dinosaurs start to attack thearth all of a sudden geoege of the jungle presses the button marked abort so time repairs itself but in all the chaos a plank smashes the red button

[frambonia]

Winston Churchill comes and gives Hitler a big hug. They from an alliance and dominate the world.

Hitler presses red button

[melonfish]

But Russia with Stalin take over the world with a evil communism and he launches a red button at Chruchill and Hitler so they press the red button.

[Vercci]

and a hole opens up in the middle of the ground releasing satan once again and he kills hitler blows up churchill and then presses the red button marked off on the terminator (why didnt they do that in the movie)

[frambonia]

The terminator shuts down, while satan devours him with his leech-like mouth.

While eating the terminator, his leech-like teeth accidentaly press the red button on the terminator's torso marked "Get Fun-kay!"

[magmo25]

Everyone is teleported to trev's new consert, to watch pigs swim xD! pushes red (toe) button on trev

[frambonia]

trevor's magical toe explodes and causes everyone to become imancipated

Pushes red button

[crazyMLC]

shuriken rain down. skeletons rampage out of hiding. the devil laughs. the people weep.
thanks alot Frambonia. you brought along the apocolypse!

Pushes red button.

[Vercci]

when crazyMLC presses the red button time reverses back to when frambonia presses the button

the button breaks to reveal a gun which frambonia aims at crazyMLC
in a attempt to save himself crazyMLC presses the red button on his secret utility belt


this is fun we should include more people from the forums

[nos217]

when crazy MLC presses the red button on his utility belt, I ask every one to join in the forums, there is not enough people!

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Why is no-one using this???

[frambonia]

THe enter Weeblverse comes and joins in with this thread. It gets so overcrowded that nos217 presses the red "eject some people out of the thread so theres some space" button.

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Why is no-one using this???
Fine then *adds to signiture*happy now!? --¬
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[the last sheika]

That sig is far too big.

[T-Bear]

I look down, and my stomach is growing bigger. It is about to reach bursting point...
push the button

[SeanTrek]

Your stomach explodes and turns you into a robot that will destroy Tokyo for Godzilla.

Push the button

[DoughnutShaped]

It suddenly starts raining giant fluffy ostriches. One lands on the red button.

[melonfish]

suddenly An Ikea apeares everyhwere. A man gets pissed off and presses a random red button.

[DoughnutShaped]

The red button gives him an indignant look and says "sorry dude, I don't swing that way" and he hops off in to the distance to attempt world domination. Again.

Still pissed off, the man sits down on a surprisingly chair shaped

red button.

[Vercci]

and the button eats him thrusting the man into a vortex of wonder and buttons.as he lands on the yellow button road. he runs across it pressing all the buttons making all of them change colour.after a while he trips and hits the gut of !!!! KING RED BUTTON !!!

[Emptyspraycan]

king red button says 'oi get off my gut' but his gut farts(?) and blows him onto a toilet shaped red button

[DoughnutShaped]

This causes a major shift in the stock markets, and everyone has to pay serious pie to the King of Sweden. The King eats a red button.

[Emptyspraycan]

The king chokes on the button,so he spits it into a oversized potty.

This activates the button and...

[Mr. Little]

he wees himself
pushes the red button

[melonfish]

the wee has a life of is own and woners around until it causes a fire and someone presses the red button

[Emptyspraycan]

fire then burns down a tree which falls and
pushes red button

[Mr. Little]

Mean while scientists make a huge big vacum gun that can shoot something the size of a pea 5000 km per milisecond, and they decied to make thier ammo tiny bugs. they fire it and it hits the red button (By that time superman had heard the buttons call for help and removed the tree and placed the red button in hospital where it was very unlikely to be hit by super speed bugs coming out of a science guys super-turbo-hyper-mega-bumper vacum gun)

Oh the red button was succsesfuly pressed by the super speed bugs and they are still alive...

[Emptyspraycan]

the button kills the bugs for hitting it and superman man is feeling sad because he let the button down.

his tears fall and push the red button...

[SPACKlick]

Tears flood all the worlds major cities, in an attempt to survive people are making rafts out of everything. A fat woman climbs on a surprisingly raft shaped

red button

[frambonia]

the tears freeze over and form a new land. Everyone rejoices and drink some slush puppies.

Push red party button.

[kikumbob]

A disco ball is lowered from the sky and lights flash from unobscure places as disco dudes jump in and start strutting their stuff.

The only human ever to sleep through the earth freezing over wakes up. He reaches for the tv remote and pushes the red on button.

[DoughnutShaped]

The remote eats him.

bye bye.

God is sad and sits on a pie, the pie eats a red button.

[kikumbob]

The universe is made. Again.

In the universe there is a red button. It is pushed for the pure reason that that is what it is therefore.

[frambonia]

The Ice Planet Hoth implodes during a ferocious battle between imperial forces and the Rebel Alliance. Darth Vader says "OMGWTF" and turns goes to bed.

The next morning Mr. Vader's alarm goes off and he presses the red snooze button.

[Vercci]

and the alarm snoozes... thinking about it darth vader pushes the red button thats on his costume

[melonfish]

and the death star blew up some of the planets that were in the VI films and on bespin someone decided to get in a spaceship to flee and pressed the red button.

[Vercci]

and the space ship explodes......woah

the truth is......ages back when the man from earlier hit his head on the gut of !!KING RED BUTTON!! He was knocked into a coma for 5 years.....when he wakes up....he is weak because he has been still for years and he is suffering from amniesia....what he doesnt know is that there has been technology advances like never before (just like in the movies) hover cars...laser guns...and droids saying...may i take your hat sir?.....anyway he walks outside the room and he sees a red button and he remembers something about a red button but since he couldnt remember....he presses it

[Tiode]

Thread is old and shit.

Push the goddamned button.

[terrorbite]

I agree. I actually locked it once before, then changed my mind as it wasn't really hurting anyone.

But yeah, I think its definitely run its course now.