Arseholes

[squidgyegg]

There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.

[Turkey Sandwich]

I'm sorry, were you saying that your life is going to be better because you're never coming back?

[steffie]

SO...you haven't posted for nearly a month, and you came back to post a thread about not coming back? why bother? why not just leave quietly and retain your dignity?

[esquilax]

I'm a complete bastard. Nice to get a namecheck.

[Cactusman]

If you're going to come back, insult some people and then f*ck off again, you have some serious mental issues.

[Purple Wabbit]

Oooh, look at me, I shall post a thread announcing my impending departure to try and get attention and have people tell me they love me and beg me to stay etc etc

Boo hoo, I'm so alone.

¬_¬

Fuckin' poser...

[Tweekish]

Recently, I've been posting more (but not much more) just to see if people ever notice me, and they don't, or at least I think they don't. I've almost given up with this forum. I've been told to go away a few times and I'm fed up. But there are good people here, I'll give you that.

Looks like that plan backfired then. Onto evil plan Z, insult everyone and stamp out in a toddler-tantrum.

[T-Bear]

why not just leave quietly and retain your dignity?

Why be quiet when you can make a scene?

[basstard]

There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.

I'm sorry you think that.

I am, however, slightly confused by the fact that before this thread, you last posted over a month ago...so either you waited a month to say this, or you simply took offence to some of us being bas(s)tards in a month's space without posting?

*shrug*

[Ozzylator]

There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.

See you then.

[Lagmeister]

Weeee interwebnets drama!

Fear my lurking tendancies and my ability to throw the toys out of the pram!

[The Visioneer]

Who the fuck is squidgyegg :confused:

[Luna]

Who the fuck is squidgyegg :confused:

My sentiments exactly.

Also, this thread coupled with Tweekish's quote proves this guy is the worlds biggest emo.

Oh, and squidgyegg, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[da-geezer]

lol

[lachie 7]

Serious Business.

[Corn_Fest]

Wow, I really care.

[Macca]

meep meep.


*thetonguething*


ZOOOOOM!

[Hydralisk]

He thought he had it bad, and he didn't even post in the 'bin.

wow. What a tosspot.

[Ben Stiller]

Awww, poor baby, did the bigger boys call you nasty names?

Come on, we'll get you some smarties and if you're extra good, you can stay up late. :)

[moog]

I declare this Thread of the Day.

[faragher]

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/4428/failstampkq8hl4.gif

[Lagmeister]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7873/1151088629902zq4vn1.jpg

[Emubas]

Can you say "Attention whore"?

I hope he comes back to insult us some more.

[Arkwright]

This thread makes starfishman happy.
http://www.maj.com/gallery/Arkright/newstuff/lolheadsmall.jpg

[Mat^]

POSTING IN A LEGENDARY THREAD

[Lewiji]

Haha, he just said an internet forum has a direct effect on his life.

Lolololol.

[Smartie]

Come on, we'll get you some smarties and if you're extra good, you can stay up late. :)

Don't bring me into this...... ;)

[Boyinabox]

Haha, he just said an internet forum has a direct effect on his life.

I had to go into a post office to post my secret santa present yesterday, thus the forum had a direct effect on my life.

Anyhoo.

Thread delivers

[Smartie]

There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.

I'm one of them, now fuck off you whining gimp.

[Mat^]

I had to go into a post office to post my secret santa present yesterday, thus the forum had a direct effect on my life.

Anyhoo.

Thread deliversThread delivers, like the post office is supposed to!

I see what you did there! Your post went in a full circle!

Clever!

Exclamation point!

[Cactusman]

Who the fuck is squidgyegg :confused:
Some complete attention-seeker with no friends, thus seeks attention in an extremely childish attempt to MAKE friends. Also, I agree with the several people who believe he is the worlds biggest emo.

Quick question. How many FRIENDS do you have?

[Ben Stiller]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1390/tantrumyg1.gif

[ZekeyLizard]

OH GOD NO NOT SQUIDDYEGG
Squidy Egg was like the best member we ever had.


Like....you guys....guys....like you remember the time that Squiddy...he like....he...uh...well hey you guys remember the time where Squiddy TOTALLY....uhm......

Oh wait.
He's never done shit.


GTFO.

[Destrukto]

Just a post because I need to get into attention whoring threads...

And to prove that Des also dislikes twats...

[Mat^]

Hi Des! This is a thread!

[ZekeyLizard]

Hi Des! This is a thread!
Your lies don't fool us, Mat.

[Mat^]

Your lies don't fool us, Mat.You're right, this is barely a thread at all!

[BlueIncaPilot]

No no no children! This is giving it attention! I shouldn't be on here saying this because it is feeding the beast!

[Arnuma]

you know if he stood by what he said at the start of the thread then he's probably already gone and hasn't read most of your insults
and if not then the poor little baby is taking to long to walk out that door, yes that door right there

[Chilly pepper]

I have to say this to get my point across.
If you go, why not just leave instead of starting a thred about it?

[Cactusman]

you know if he stood by what he said at the start of the thread then he's probably already gone and hasn't read most of your insults
and if not then the poor little baby is taking to long to walk out that door, yes that door right there
At about 7:30, I noticed his name disappeared from the logged in list, and it wasn't at 7:25. Hmmm...suspicious? Anyways, I think he'll give it some time, come back to the forums, unearth this thread, read how much people hate him, and THEN leave the forums for good.

[Chilly pepper]

But he actually started a thread about this? That is seeking attention,* everyone goes "OOOOO, a new thread!" and goes to have a look. Perfect.

What have we actually done to displease him? All we are to him is a load of messages- ifhe's that upset, he's just being pathetic. I'm feeding the beast again, aren't I?



*Whitch is just sad, stupid, and weird, because he'll never meet us.

[esquilax]

No no no children! This is giving it attention! I shouldn't be on here saying this because it is feeding the beast!

It's normally best to say something like that before the topic reaches two pages long :D

[Turkey Sandwich]

So really, as we're already on four pages, we can carry on for as long as we like.

4 page rule!

[RobW]

Come to think about it, squidgyegg is right.

You are all arseholes. Every last one of you.
And for two and a half years the only reception I've received is of a negative air, dominated by angsty preteens, bullying me until I become a withdrawn wreck with no self-esteem.

Ever since I set foot on this forums, my grades have dropped, I did have A* potential on most subjects, and now I'm lucky if I can scrape a D-.
My friends have ditched me for nerdy 13-year-olds with oversized braces who spend all day posting Azumanga Daioh and Naruto clips on youtube with Family Guy soundslips dubbed over their mouth movements. My girlfriend left me and keeps sending me offensive e-mails, and I spend most nights alone having developed habits such as picking my nose until there's nothing left there.
I've been having trouble finding work and my parents keep trying to throw me out as my pyromaniac tendencies put me in need of 24/7 observation by psychiatrists.

I think I'm going to leave here in search of my previous life in which I was a prosperous actor with many adoring friends, when I earned around £150 a week by selling my photography.

So, I'd just like to announce, that with squidgyegg, I'M LEAVING¬!!

[Ozzylator]

Oh noes! Page 4!

[Timmeh]

Yesterday, 11:28 AM

Last Activity: Yesterday 06:59 PM

The prodigal son has returned! :o

[Kiwi Man]

No no no children! This is giving it attention! I shouldn't be on here saying this because it is feeding the beast!

They can't ban us all!

[DarkTrojan]

And the Digga of the Month award goes to....

[vampiress]

that's wasn't quite digga enough. It was not in all caps and no name checking. I score this a 1.2 on the digga scale.

[Macca]

Come to think about it, squidgyegg is right.

You are all arseholes. Every last one of you.
And for two and a half years the only reception I've received is of a negative air, dominated by angsty preteens, bullying me until I become a withdrawn wreck with no self-esteem.

Ever since I set foot on this forums, my grades have dropped, I did have A* potential on most subjects, and now I'm lucky if I can scrape a D-.
My friends have ditched me for nerdy 13-year-olds with oversized braces who spend all day posting Azumanga Daioh and Naruto clips on youtube with Family Guy soundslips dubbed over their mouth movements. My girlfriend left me and keeps sending me offensive e-mails, and I spend most nights alone having developed habits such as picking my nose until there's nothing left there.
I've been having trouble finding work and my parents keep trying to throw me out as my pyromaniac tendencies put me in need of 24/7 observation by psychiatrists.

I think I'm going to leave here in search of my previous life in which I was a prosperous actor with many adoring friends, when I earned around £150 a week by selling my photography.

So, I'd just like to announce, that with squidgyegg, I'M LEAVING¬!!

oh teh noes! Doen't leeeeeve uz!

[da-geezer]

If you go, why not just leave instead of starting a thred about it?

holy shit

i don't think any of us had thought of it like that

how profound

[Purple Wabbit]

Heehee, this thread is teh funneez :D

[Arcane Wolf]

Who are you exactly?

Also
Last Activity: Today 10:59 AM

Suspicious.

[Purple Wabbit]

*gasps*

*lightbulb*

I know what he's doing! He's lurking! He's lurking and laughing at us 'cos we're wasting our time in this thread instead of doing more constructive things like have a life.

Come out Squidgey, we see you hiding behind that Christmas Tree. Hah! Your stupid plan didn't work, did it?!?

...oh...

[Purple Wabbit]

:rolleyes:

[Macca]

I CALL YOU OUT SQUIDDGY EGG!

OUT!

come ooooon, it's more fun if you pout and protest!

[Dangar]

lets have a funeral !!!!

*ahem*

We are all here today to mourn the departure of squidgyegg,
a beloved forum member who will be truely missed.
squidgyegg was quite popular with the ladies and made many friends.
Many people will dearly miss him
And some of us won't be able to live without him.
His witty comments and intellectual knowledge made him truely a god.
I don't think we will see the likes of a man like this for a long time.
I can remember the breif time i had with squidgyegg, pwning him in halo and calling him a gay fag n00b.
But although he sucked at halo, in the forum world he was king.
Im sure the whole entire comunity will reach out and support squidgys' family in this moment of greif.
Oh why lord did you have to take this truely great man away from us??!
So let us say farewell to squidgyegg before he descends out of this forum onto bigger better things.

weebl to weebl, LOL to LOL.

NOT!!!

*sniggers and runs off*

[Cactusman]

*Cont eulogies* Squiddgyegg was a good friend, a good forumite. All his posts made sense, and he was kind and polite to everyone. His threads were fantastic and he will be sorely missed.

[kotu]

There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.
I really don't understand why so many people have taken a dig at this guy. This post just made me laugh. Guys and gals, if you feel the need to express bitterness or anger at every possible opportunity, then I'm sorry, but you're your own worst enemy.

squidgyegg, I apologise on behalf of the forum. It's not the friendliest place on Earth.

*EDIT* Has anyone read Lord Of The Flies?

[Luna]

holy shit

i don't think any of us had thought of it like that

how profound

BURN

Oh, Cactusman, your sig is wayyyyy too big.

[Macca]

Mark says (09:59):
hoozis?
Macca says (10:00):
yelothar
Mark says (10:00):
yo
Mark says (10:00):
hoozis?
Macca says (10:00):
No thanks, I just ate
Mark says (10:01):
lol
Mark says (10:01):
hoo are you?
Macca says (10:01):
I'm fine thankyou for asking.
Mark says (10:01):
groan
Mark says (10:01):
who are you?
Macca says (10:01):
I am Michael
Mark says (10:01):
...
Mark says (10:01):

Macca says (10:02):
Can I assume that you are Mark?
Mark says (10:02):
you can
Mark says (10:02):
im lost, michael from where?
Mark says (10:02):
do i know you
Macca says (10:03):
I am from Manchester
Mark says (10:03):
(your pic isnt very conclusive
Macca says (10:03):
Your pic is Brad Pitt, talk about hypocracy
Mark says (10:03):
lol
Macca says (10:03):
Mine is of me at least
Mark says (10:03):
that is me
Mark says (10:04):
there
Macca says (10:04):
Arseholes, you are the spitting image of Brad Pitt, you should so be a lookalike
Mark says (10:05):
lol
Mark says (10:05):
youre silly
Macca says (10:05):
Silly has been used to describe me before.
Mark says (10:05):
lol
Mark says (10:05):
so i dont know you?
Macca says (10:06):
Not entirely personnally no
Mark says (10:06):
lol
Mark says (10:06):
fair enough
Mark says (10:06):
everyone wants to know me
Macca says (10:07):
I'm not like the others
Mark says (10:07):
good
Mark says (10:07):
(bastards)
Macca says (10:07):
You twigged then.
Mark says (10:08):
did i?
Macca says (10:08):
Guess not, let's keep dancing
Mark says (10:09):
dance dance
Macca says (10:09):
I am roadrunner
Mark says (10:10):
meep meep
Mark says (10:10):
im a frostbite
Macca says (10:10):
*thetonguething*
Mark says (10:11):
neeeowng
Macca says (10:11):
ZOOOOOOOOOOOM

lol...

tbc

[Ben Stiller]

I'm bored of this now, is he dead yet?

[bionic sheep]

Holy shit how did I miss this?

Drama, you are hilarity.

[LeoZ]

Quick! To the Cheese bin! Someone has posted the same thread with the same name! His name was Seabass or something. Let's insult him the way we have squiddgyegg! Up, up and awayyyyyyyyy!

YOU FAIL SO HARD :[

[Slaan]

Opinions are like arseholes...Everyone has one...


I'll get my coat.

[esquilax]

Opinions are like arseholes...Everyone has one...


I'll get my coat.

Don't forget your "Fuck you all you don't get my humour, you bastards" leaving thread

[Zhyl]

Opinions are like arseholes...Everyone has one...

They all stink and are usually full of shit. *bows* I thank you.

But yeah, I'm going to add this guy, he sounds like fun.

[Chilly pepper]

This thread SUCKS!
what is the point of it anyway?
if none of us post, will it go away?

[Chavvy]

what wonderful fish are soles..?

so yet another whinging thread bout someone blah blah blah who cares. this happens at least once a month now. the greatest irony is you paid a fiver to a forum you are now not going to frequent.

way to go de niro

[Arkwright]

I love you chavvy

[InstaCpu]

Cool, made my Sunday evening a little less boring.

[xmenthingybobo]

There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.
Can you fuck me first? I have never been fucked before!

[ZekeyLizard]

Cactusman.


Already like 4 times in this topic you have misunderstood OBVIOUS SARCASM from other much smarter members than you.

Please.

Stop.

Your making a fool of yourself.
And it made this smiley sad.


:C

[Flava Dave]

I agree with every post in this thread.

[T-Bear]

I agree with every post in this thread.

Flava Dave has a small knob.

[Emubas]

Quick! To the Cheese bin! Someone has posted the same thread with the same name! His name was Seabass or something. Let's insult him the way we have squiddgyegg! Up, up and awayyyyyyyyy!
Did he now? :O The cheek!

[Kiwi Man]

what wonderful fish are soles..?

so yet another whinging thread bout someone blah blah blah who cares. this happens at least once a month now. the greatest irony is you paid a fiver to a forum you are now not going to frequent.

way to go de niro

I have highlighted the portions of this post which I don't understand. Could somebody enlighten me please? (Who were you directing the second highlighted bit at?)

Oh yah, and what's that Digga thing people were talking about earlier on?

[vampiress]

sole is tasty with some butter and lemon.

you are too young to understand the ways of digga.

[Kiwi Man]

Yes m'am. :(

[Phlegm]

Woaw, this is a long thread for one person going into a childish tantrum.
... Fun.
So, who wants a party in this thread? Maybe a bit of booze? Popcorn?

[vampiress]

it's page 6, you missed the party, the after party, the sunrise, and the hangover.

[Tweekish]

This thread was entertaining in its heyday. The highs, the lows, the fish supper and the diggs.....

Good times, man, good times.

[Jam_Hunter]

I think I speak for all of us when I say that, now squidgyegg is gone, our lives are a little less bright.

:nana:

[Kiwi Man]

Rated five and nominated for besterest.

[Ozzylator]

How do you nominate for besterest anyway?

[terrorbite]

You don't :)

[poliobear]

You say you do, that's how.

[Emubas]

How do you nominate for besterest anyway?
I'd PM Weebl if I were you.

[moog]

congrats thread, you are a shining example

[esquilax]

Too true. From now on, all "fuck you all" threads will be compared to Arseholes. It really is the standard to beat.

And I feel quite proud having entered my post into Arseholes.

[Thomp]

Posting in a legendary thread :D

[Purple Wabbit]

Doesn't the creator of a besterest thread get some kind of bonus or something? In which case, squidgeyegg must be sitting there going 'lol @ you guyz' right now....

Heehee, <3 to the thread

[Zhyl]

I love the way that squidgeyegg is still on positive rep.

[Macca]

Hmmmmm, what animated .gif would go perfectly with this thread?

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1473/1162871171461ak4.gif

[Smartie]

And I feel quite proud having entered into Arseholes.

Couldn't resist. :D

[Zhyl]

Entering his post into arseholes is bad anyway.

[Tweekish]

Doesn't the creator of a besterest thread get some kind of bonus or something?

Alas, no.

Also - legendary thread post :) I got in on the first page. I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL.

EDIT - except for the other people who posted on the first page :(

[Emubas]

\o/ Last poster before it was bestered! I posted in a legendary thread!

[GungHo]

Posting in a legendary arsehole

[T-Bear]

Posting in a legendary arsehole
Goatse?

[Turkey Sandwich]

Woo, I got the first reply to this legendary thread!

Yes, I am petty. ;)

[Hydralisk]

>insert overused Arsehole-based pun<

EDIT - Pun was honestly not intended :p

[Skeet]

8 Pages late, damn it. I missed the whole leaving party. I heard squidgyegg got so wasted he like passed out and threw up everywhere, what a dingus.

[Smartie]

8 Pages late, damn it. I missed the whole leaving party. I heard squidgyegg got so wasted he like passed out and threw up everywhere, what a dingus.

Page 3 for me skeet (set your userCP preferences to 40 posts per page!)

[Skeet]

Yay its only 3 pages now. Also, HI-5 for cocking up life!

[Tweekish]

I know this post was made ages ago but i just read it and here is my thought...

You say your grades are falling...surely thats your fault, not ours. Were not exactly standing over you with turture devices saying dont study or do any homework.

Your friends left your, also Your cockup. this is the internet, its completely differant to the real word.

Final thought: Youve cocked up your life ^^.

Merry x-mas. :)

Your probably never going to read this. lol

You just dont get it, do you?

[voiceofcod]

Parody, time of death?
5:01pm on the 19th of december, 2006.
Cause of death?
Cactusman followed by severe o5 Zer0 5o

He will be missed.

[Cactusman]

Oh, why thank you!

[Meatwad]

Best thread ever.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to running my new online business.

[Kiwi Man]

Oh my God it's actually in Besterest!

EDIT:

You just dont get it, do you?

Did he delete that post or something? Because I couldn't find it and on the thread replies list he's not on there.

[Emubas]

Did he delete that post or something? Because I couldn't find it and on the thread replies list he's not on there.
Yes. He totally missed the sarcasm in RobWs post.

[katt]

i cant believe a second poster missed the sarcasm. i found it amusing the first time but two times....just too funny

although i have a feeling those two must be all of 10 years old

[Ozzylator]

It made it.

It fucking made it.

Commence victory dance.

[Teri]

This thread delivers

[crab]

Man you guys are TERRIBLE PEOPLE
I KNOW squidgyegg. He's my lover. He came back just to look at this thread and jumped in the bath with a toaster
I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED.

[/serious business]

[Smidge91]

Tell him the bastards said hi.

[katt]

[/serious business]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1166518423-THOSXLDOYNF5VIHQTXCQXB2CETTFBRCU.jpg

flying the proud standard of serious business

[Ly]

/me posts "lol"





lol

[Cactusman]

Man you guys are TERRIBLE PEOPLE
I KNOW squidgyegg. He's my lover. He came back just to look at this thread and jumped in the bath with a toaster
I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED.

[/serious business]
Very.

i cant believe a second poster missed the sarcasm. i found it amusing the first time but two times....just too funny

although i have a feeling those two must be all of 10 years old
I shall have you know sir, that I am 13! (Not for long anyway(You shall all celebrate the anniversary of my birth on Jan 5th)

[Kiwi Man]

Your reply to crab's post doesn't reveal much of your opinion.

Please tell me that for once you realised that it was sarcasm.

<3 u rly

[TheSheep]

ohthe hilarity.
but really i miss him (forgot his name :confused: ) already! :(

[UMIST_For_Ever]

Who the F**k is squidgyegg?

Why the f**k can't they just leave quietly with their dignity and poise intact without trying to mentally scar everyone?

Damn you squidgyegg, now you have made me want soft-boiled eggs for afternoon tea!

[terrorbite]

Who the F**k is squidgyegg?

Why the f**k can't they just leave quietly with their dignity and poise intact without trying to mentally scar everyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfiUBiaD6Lk

[Dude]

Hahaha starter of thread wins the prize

[The Grandmaster]

Thread needs more Radical Rob.

[thomas_n]

what a prick, like the world will stop revolving without squidgyegg, HA. :)

[Timmeh]

Last Activity: Yesterday 08:08 PM

Still he returns...

[thomas_n]

man, they always do. must be some sort of insecurity complex type thang. go figure. T[woo] cu later eggy

[The Grim Reaper]

Do tell me, is this thread still on topic?

[Kiwi Man]

Yep.

[m00b]

I am perfect, and you are all imperfect. I know everything and you don't. And because you are imperfect, you cannot prove that I am not perfect.
True that!
And he said that in some point in the chzbn. Figures.

[Kiwi Man]

When'd he say that? And it's wrong anyway.

[Dangar]

Wrong like gay marriages!

[Kiwi Man]

SARCASMOMETER: CANNOT COMPUTE.

...

So, you either think squidyegg is right and approve of gay marriages or disagree with squidyegg and think gay marriages are wrong. To me it sounds like you are saying the former, but squidyegg is wrong so that can't be the case! I think. I am the confused now.

[retardedhell]

squidyegg defies physics, morals and has a drinking problem....

http://www.quarlo.com/4_27_2005/05042734.jpg

I defy basic spelling and punctuation.

[Corn_Fest]

Still he returns. Lame.

[Bappel]

Thats lame. If he said he would never come back then he should stay the hell away. He returning makes this thread pointless.

[Mr. Maark]

Internets... Serious fuckin' business.

[Turkey Sandwich]

Perhaps he's not leaving at all!
Perhaps it's all some sort of cunning trick to attract our attention!
And perhaps we're all playing right into his hands! He's making fools of us all!

[Shiny]

Hai, guys.

Rob hasn't been on any of his forums, myspace or MSN since that last post.

0_o

[Slurp]

Maybe he's dead, or worse, a millionaire

[Purple Wabbit]

Oh my good god, why has this not died? Why did it even get besterested? You do realise we're just glorifying the temper tantrum of a mindless loser, yes?

[Kiwi Man]

Shush. :ssh:

[Digga]

oh come on i was doing this years ago. GET YOUR OWN TRADEMARK CHUM(P)

[Durel]

There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.
I feel sorry for people like this. If one loses his ability to distinguish between individuals and just sees people as collective (sadly, we are not because there are always some (rather, loads of) black sheep who will sabotage the collective, once established), he could run into lots of problems with his social life.

Maybe (and I doubt that) people here where really really mean and ugly to squidgyegg for no apparent reason whatsoever. Why didn't he try to work out the difference then? Why didn't je make a desperate cry for help to the users who were NOT mean to him at all?

And why does he come back for a post like this, ruining every remainder of his dignity, displaying a lack of healthy common sense?

This makes me very, very sad, noone should suffer like this. Someone PLEASE put him out of his misery.

I wish him just the best for his RL and I hope he doesn't act like this there. People could hold this lack of common sense against him.

I bid thee farewell, poor chap.

[Beef Magic]

I dunno, probably your momma

[Kiwi Man]

?

[Ozzylator]

Eh, about five thirty.

[Kiwi Man]

Make that six.

[Woloch]

cheesebin thread in besterest threads?

[old joke] how rare [/old joke]

[Serpentine]

That guy does NOT know the meaning of the word assholes. It's a title to behold. Anyone here who is a member of 4Chan's /B/ will know EXACTLY what I am talking about.
I guess you guys had pretty good target practice with that pussy.

[Feawen]

Idiots amuse me.





Also he could check this thread without signing in, so *insert you dinosaur computer timeline here*. That is all.

[Godspeed]

This thread makes one lol.


And needs a cat macro too.:trex:

[Mr. Maark]

The first post in this thread is made of fail and aids, the rest of it is just pure win.

[Kaveman]

lol, he has no life

[Urlosenged]

The thing I find most sad about this is the new people coming in and saying things like "haha no one will miss you" apparently without realising that this started in December.

[Kaveman]

lol, that long...
I never even pretended to know the guy, just wanted to post...

[Monit]

If only he were here to see that it's ended up in best threads.

[Waltzy]

lol well seeing as this is in best threads............... nope well i really got nothing. just,

how did this get in here XD this is where i come for entertainment :P well i spose i got a bit of that at least XD

oh and cos everyone else did,


You BigH Phat EMOz ! no one will miss you !

[Super Weebl]

If only he were here to see that it's ended up in best threads.

Is this ironic? I'm not sure..

[Cooldudebob]

Is this ironic? I'm not sure..
Are you going to post in all the i'm leaving threads?
Just asking.

[Super Weebl]

Probably not.

[moffball]

clearly a minor who has not realised that beer is your friend in such matters of rejection... have a pint and chill out you nutbox

<sigh>

[T-Bear]

That guy does NOT know the meaning of the word assholes. It's a title to behold. Anyone here who is a member of 4Chan's /b/ will know EXACTLY what I am talking about.
/b/tards far surpass the title of asshole.

[Zhyl]

I was on MSN today and suddenly for no reason, he decides to speak to me (after I added him when this thread was made).

17:06) squidgyegg@hotma: I agree, but to save money, we should stay away from the cinema
(17:06) Will: indeed
(17:07) squidgyegg@hotma: pitc and putt, followed by swimming, followed by kfc, followed by being drunk somewhere (near a bin so we can set fire to it)
(17:07) Will: that sounds like fun
(17:07) squidgyegg@hotma: yes it does
(17:08) Will: and then what?
(17:09) Will: and why are you tellingme all this by the way?
(17:09) squidgyegg@hotma: im giving you my opinion
(17:09) Will: ah ok
(17:10) squidgyegg@hotma: so you can cange your mind easier to what i think we should do
(17:10) Will: well its all fine by me
(17:10) squidgyegg@hotma: yay
(17:10) squidgyegg@hotma: when would we be doing all this shit anyway
(17:10) Will: i don't know
(17:13) Will: are you drunk by any chance?
(17:13) Mark: why?
(17:13) Will: because i have no idea who you are
(17:13) Mark: mark
(17:13) Will: well i do, but you don't know who i am
(17:13) Mark: you sent me an email
(17:13) Mark: will...
(17:13) Mark: what?
(17:13) Mark: WILL
(17:13) Mark: YOURE NOT YOU
(17:14) Mark: who are you then, will's email hacker?
(17:14) Will: There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.
(17:14) Will: one of the bastards
(17:14) Mark: ooh
(17:15) Mark: which one
(17:15) Will: wouldn't you like to know
(17:15) Mark: right....
(17:15) Mark: lol
(17:15) Mark: lets go on holiday

[Macca]

lol

[the only pie]

this be a serious crime
calling me an bumhole
im ganna cry now

[elephant_six]

well, good ridence... i hate you, and you left before i joined

[Ozzylator]

Serious Business.

[Flava Dave]

If I ever made a thread, it would be exactly like this one.

[Hawki93]

i really don't see the point of this thread

[retardedhell]

Wow, I has completely forgotten about this thread.

I hate the new posts button.

[Ebzy]

I nearly fell asleep reading this thread.

I love you all and I'm going to stay for good ! cop that slackers!!

[Youlikeyams?]

Man I forgot about this thread XD

[Roachy]

lolololol. I remember when this was stickied for it's pure hilarity values. Moog's doing was it not?

and where is squidgyegg now? Does he know he's made a besterest thread?

[Biscuits]

Ok, squidgyegg, You expect us to use up our time listening to this garbage? Well if everyone ignored you, you must of done something pretty stupid. And F U all is not a nice way to say goodbye, just cause you didnt get your own way, you decide to go off and sook, Two words. Grow up.

[Youlikeyams?]

Ok, squidgyegg, You expect us to use up our time listening to this garbage? Well if everyone ignored you, you must of done something pretty stupid. And F U all is not a nice way to say goodbye, just cause you didnt get your own way, you decide to go off and sook, Two words. Grow up.

That's why this thread is here. Cos of how stoopid he looks.

[Dyakson]

Ok, squidgyegg, You expect us to use up our time listening to this garbage? Well if everyone ignored you, you must of done something pretty stupid. And F U all is not a nice way to say goodbye, just cause you didnt get your own way, you decide to go off and sook, Two words. Grow up.
Eh? SquidgyEgg wrote one line and didn't post anymore. The rest is the forum laughing at him. This thread looks like this:

SquidgyEgg: u guys suck k bye
Forumite 1: lol
Forumite 2: haha
Forumite 3: this is the best thread in the world
Moog: I'll sticky this then
Forumite 4 to 94: lol, haha, etc
SOME MONTHS LATER
Forumite 1: lol, I remember this thread
Forumite 2: haha
Forumite 3: this is the best thread in the world
you: SquidgyEgg u suck!
me: lol

[gembird]

Yeah but it really is one of the best threads ever. Random abuse and much hilairty directed at someone who isn't even here. Oh the irony...

[Meltyfox]

Yeah! I joined the other day, but boo to SquidgyEgg and all that sail with him. I'm glad I got that off my chest.

[MadNadz]

Oh, phew I thought it was literally going to be pictures of arseholes!

[tehmoogles]

You want that, go to goatse.

[Mash89]

If this squidgyegg fella has gone, can I have his radiohead sig?

[brapsicle]

he has gone, i ate him, i always cook my eggs so they are squidgy

[shroomhead]

Haha, the first time I looked at this thread he had full rep.
lol

[EyeBall]

13pages? at that kinda response to a thread he shoulda stayed.

[CaptainSlapDash]

It really is quite a cunning ruse.

I too was lulled into the inquiring click on the thread. And now, having been left feeling slightly embarrassed that I've trawled through 13 pages of thread loosely based around someone throwing their teddies, feel the need to post. Therefore continuing this threads horrendous spiral into endless infamy!

Stephen Hawkin eat your heart out

[Roachy]

Stephen Hawkin eat your heart out
I'm not sure he's physically capable of doing that. He could get an assistant to rip it out and stuff it in his mouth though.

[::MTV::]

goodbye squidgyegg....
i understand your predicament and if you ever read this, i hope you will one day find solace

[Dude]

There's so many bastards in this forum. My life is going to be so much better now I'm never coming back. Fuck you all.

*Lump in throat due to pride*

Thankyou

[Foob]

I... have actually... read this entire thread.

Yes, and I now post in it, not because it's particularly enlightnening, nor is it going to break world records.
But by Jove, it's a bally bit of fun, eh wot?

I have now posted in an epic thread.

[Littleshore]

kamelåsååååå

[Moosey]

Well, I got my comedy fix of the day. Just redefined emo for me. :eng101:

[ChokeOnThis_x]

Wow, that guys a dick.
It's a forum, how is his life so bad because of it?
Hahaha.

[CoffeeMachine]

Posting in a legendary thread.

[Zhyl]

I won't tell if you won't *giggle*

[the baker]

I'd like you all to know that I'm leaving too!

[Destrukto]

Last Activity: 17-08-2007 08:12 PM

[Mister Qwerty]

Gasp! But apparently, he's also the child known as Mash 89...

[Zhyl]

Gasp! But apparently, he's also the child known as Mash 89...

Yeah, there is a sad irony to this thread now that people are still saying "I'm glad you're gone" even though he's been out the closet about the whole double account thing for a while.

[Mash89]

I'm glad I'm gone too.

[Mister Qwerty]

Dun dun dunnn! (The sort of story you get on soaps isn't it?)

[dinnerbone]

Dun dun dunnn! (The sort of story you get on soaps isn't it?)
Haven't heard about any shock comas or long lost twin brothers or such yet...

[shroomhead]

If this squidgyegg fella has gone, can I have his radiohead sig?
You mean YOUR radiohead sig?

[midas22]

I sent a message saying the jig is up and we know who he is, he never replied back. Very strange indeed.....

[omgwow]

wow

[Mister Qwerty]

Your sig is way too big. Remove it before somebody else does. Here (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showthread.php?t=30508)