The last time you were sick.

[Cactusman]

As implied in the title, tell everyone the last time you were (physically) sick. The last time I was sick was when I was at the beach and drink about 2 pints of sea water by accident.

[LeoZ]

you know when someone is scraping the bottom of the barrel for thread ideas when a thread about vomiting comes up.

but if you must know, last Thursday after too much wine.

[AngryPaul]

The last time I was sick was when I was at the beach and drink about 2 pints of sea water by accident.Surely you'd notice it was sea water after the first gulp, let alone after 2 pints.

*chugs* "oh shit, is that...." *chugs* "hmm... better be sure" *chugs* "shit, its sea water." *vomits*

[Lagmeister]

You would vomit from the sea water where I lived in england if you got within 5 feet of the stuff.

But last time I vomited was at Oktoberfest, litre beer glasses and fare rides do not mix, evar.

[Cactusman]

You would vomit from the sea water where I lived in england if you got within 5 feet of the stuff.

But last time I vomited was at Oktoberfest, litre beer glasses and fare rides do not mix, evar.
I do live in England, and for AngryPaul's benefit, I couldn't help it, a massive wave washed over my head when I was about to swallow. Still, it got the taste of sea water out of my mouth.

[Weeman]

Food poisoning got my housemates from a bad pizza a couple of weeks back. I then had similar symptoms despite not eating the thing that caused them to be sick.

[bionic sheep]

Yesterday morning, in front of my dad.

"Martin, why have you got that bucket? . . . oh."

I think I covered up my antics the night before quite well, considering.

[Cactusman]

That's a funny story, I did something like that once. Minus the bucket. Plus a brand new carpet...

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

I've had quite a vomit free year. Last time was last Christmas period. From boxing day for 3 days I had food poisoning from some bad grub at some point. Projectile vomiting is NOT fun. If only I can make it to January I will have had a complete sick free year \o/

[Furnie]

I'm quite proud of my last sickness; and on the other hand not proud at all.

It started on Boxing Day morning (about 3 o'clock). I hadn't had much to drink the previous evening (Maybe a week gin and tonic, but that’s about it), but for some reason I was feeling extremely ill. Guessing I was about to be sick I got up to go to the toilet, not knowing how bad I actually was. When I got the toilet I threw up for about a continuous 15 seconds. The impressive thing was that I'd already been throwing up for the walk down the stairs.
According to eye witnesses (who saw the carnage afterwards) there was a line of sick from my bed room, down the stairs and into the bath room. Notable points of interest included the wall in front of the stairs* and my bed room roof.
I'm hoping this Christmas is a lot calmer.

[Ozzylator]

Few fridays ago from massive pringle overdose.

[Mr stabby]

When I read this thread title.

Theres always carrots in the thing.

[esquilax]

Earlier this year when I had the Norovirus

[Jimmy]

I had salmonella earlier this year- it basically took up a decades vomiting.

[T-Bear]

Yesterday, I was sick a little bit in my mouth. (Then gulped it back down) After drinking too much energy drink, combined with 2 boxes of oreos.

[T-Bear]

I was sick a little bit in my mouth, (Then gulped it back down,) after drinking too much energy drink, combined with 2 boxes of oreos.

[Chilly pepper]

Do not read the below if you are very squeemish.


On Saturday morning early december I went to my room and crowched down to look at some papers. I suddenly puked a little into my mouth. AAAAAARRRRRR!! I thought to myself. I choked and it went up my nose. UUUURRRRRRRR!!!! I thought. Then I thought: oh, ow, OW! SHIT!!
I JUST REMEMBERED! THERE'S ACID IN PUKE!!!! It started to burn the inside of my nose, and stinging very painfuly. I ran into the nearest bathroom, started gulping down the tap water to get rid of it in my mouth, then I shuvved the water up my nose to wash the vomit out, sniffing it and blowing it out again.


My nose hurt for days later.

[Aladdin Sane]

Last time was in summer after a couple of bottles of wines and a few pints of Magners. I got back home, sat on my bed for a bit watching the ceiling move and then found myself wretching over the toilet.

Then, being still drunk, even after having gotten rid of most of the contents of my stomach, I was convinced needed to put stuff back into my stomach to replace what had been expelled so I went and ate half a pack of Ryvita and a pot of humous. Which was washed down with a good amount of rum. Good times. :D

[Smartie]

I've only ever been sick due to being ill.

Once was last sunday morning - I just felt sick, vommed, and the half an hour went out to my appointment.

Previous to that I think I caught a virus in india and was violently ill all weekend.

[cyber_turnip]

I absolutely hate mayonaise in it's raw form. I have no trouble with it in a tuna mayonaise mix or something like that, but a spoonful of mayonaise makes me feel ill.
Hence, last time I pulled a sicky and my mum was getting all suspicous, I went downstairs, opened up the mayonais and sniffed it as you would smelling salts. I shook it and watched the stuff wobble around too. A few seconds later I was sick.
I'm quite proud of my originality, sticking a finger down your throat is for losers.

[Cactusman]

Sticking your finger down your throat really hurts, and it doesn't make you sick. Much.

[Mercury126]

The last time I was physically sick was a couple of weeks ago. I took on a dare to sniff powdered "Turkish apple tea" for a 10-er. Absolutly everything smelled and tasted like apples for a week afterwards.

[Cactusman]

EVERYTHING tasted like apples? What about poo?

[Mr.L.Xp]

Sniffed Wasabi.


BIG NO.

[Cactusman]

Isn't wasabi that really, REALLY hot Japanese stuff?

[ZOIDBERG]

Isn't wasabi that really, REALLY hot Japanese stuff?
I had some wasabe expecting to taste it. I was sorely disappointed.

Anyway, last time I was sick. You probably don't really want to know, but here it is anyway. It was about 1:30AM on Friday night/yesterday morning. I'd eaten loooooads of stuff from Star City at about 7, and then went to a pub and probably had a lot of stuff to eat/drink there too. Then I got back, and went to bed around 1. All of a sudden I didn't feel too good, so I went to the bathroom and I was sick. A lot. As in, possibly the whole sink. I felt fine once I was sick. But that wasn't the end of it. I realised something. I left the plug in.

I'll let you work the rest out for yourself.

[Mercury126]

EVERYTHING tasted like apples? What about poo?
I dont know about poo but water, milk, pizza, rice, bananas and a bunch of other things all tasted the same, apple flavour.

[Cactusman]

I dont know about poo but water, milk, pizza, rice, bananas and a bunch of other things all tasted the same, apple flavour.
Hmmmmmm...
Would you advise sniffing turkish apple tea if it give you such abilities?

[Chilly pepper]

Sticking fingers down your throat just makes you gag, I just lock myself in the toilet, make the sound-effects, and come out all pale, and say: mum, I'm so ill, I hurled. *SHIFTY EYES*

[BiggyG]

My 20th birthday. about 10pm, got into the nightclub, had already been doing lots of shots. did one more, and threw up on the carpet. moved the table over it to disguise it, then went and decorated a stall in the toilet, before carrying on drinking til 5am oh yeah

[katt]

most wasabi they sell with sushi is actually just horseradish based. the real wasabi is rarer and more expensive; or so i hear

[shinyninja]

Friday, after mixing; Ribena, Relentless,Kick and pringles.
Not all at once obv. Just ate/drink them one after another.

[Turkey Sandwich]

Last time I was sick was a few weeks ago.
I was ill and very tired anyway, but I stupidly decided I may as well drink some cider. It wasn't the amount of alcohol that caused it, because I didn't have much - rather, some sort of reaction it had with my already unwell body.

So I was up all night having a whale of a time leaning over my toilet in uni halls.

Unusually for a student, I've never actually been ill due to drunkenness, although in my ultra-tired state, that's what I initially thought it was.

[luttman23]

Last thursday I drank half a pint of whiskey and shmoked some phat blunts, all was well until I started puking my guts out of my bedroom window. My grandad washed it away with a hose pipe. It reminded me of being 16 again.

[Spacemonkey]

The last time I was sick was after eating a pack of walnuts.

I ate most of a packet, then half hour later began to get really bad stomach cramps, so bad I was doubled over. Then I was so violently sick that my flat mate heard me throwing up from his bedroom.

I havent eaten wallnuts since :nana:

[Mr.L.Xp]

I was just sick in the sink a minuet ago.

Quite random really, it came out of no where.

[bionic sheep]

Yesterday morning, in front of my dad.

"Martin, why have you got that bucket? . . . oh."

I think I covered up my antics the night before quite well, considering.
Hahaha oh god.

I realise this is a bit of a bump, but totally worth it.

My Dad just came home from going out with his mates, mad drunk, and puked all over our bathroom.

I realise it's no laughing matter, but by god am I feeling smug right now.

Like father, like son, eh?