The "Would you rather" thread

[cyber_turnip]

Basically, someone will pose a question, the next person will answer and justify it and then give a new question and so on.

I'll begin, obviously, with an old classic.

Would you rather be 1 metre taller or 1 metre shorter?

[Darkscull]

neither, cos i'd either be stupidly small, or stupidly tall.

next question:

would you rather freeze to death, or burn to death?

[Irvine Black]

Freeze to death. I prefer the cold really, and though I'd rather it be neither, freezing seems the logical choice.

Blind or Deaf?

[retardedhell]

Deaf. I'm suspicious of EVERYTHING I can't see.

Dead or paralyzed?

[Smidge91]

Dead, unless it was only my left hand's little finger that was paralyzed.

Would you rather eat your own poop, or eat someone else's bogeys? (lovely...)

[LordTazer]

Someone else's bogies. I know that I can't get a disease from eating them.

Would you rather stroke an angry shark or an angry lion?

[Shiny]

Angry lion.

Would you rather have sex with an attractive member of the same sex or a horrifically ugly member of the opposite sex?

[voiceofcod]

Opposite sex, less long-term psychological damage.

Eat nothing for two whole days, or eat nothing but dogfood (the meaty kind) for three days?

[Shiny]

Nothing for two days.

Would you rather burn to death or drown?

[Shwee]

Burn, I'd hate not being able to breathe

Be saintly and stupid or evil and intelligent?

[voiceofcod]

Evil genius all the way. I'd bring out the best in other people as heroes rose to try and defeat me.

Who would you rather marry, Craig Charles or Johnny Vegas?

[El Fisho]

Craig Charles... just anything but Johny Vegas *shivvers*

Would you rather be able to sing well, or be an amazing drummer?

[Sebas]

Preferably both, but if I had to choose, I'd prefer being an amazingly versatile singer, with many different vocal styles at my disposal, and amazing stamina and range.

Alaska or Africa?

[Cactusman]

Alaska, I can't stand the warm.

Stranded on a desert island alone for a month, or stranded with 1 other person for a year?

[Flava Dave]

With another person, as long as they can't outrun me.


Edit : Kinda forgot the game there..


Would you rather fellate a dog or be fellated by one?

YOU MUST ANSWER!

[shroomhead]

question missing....

i prefer with another person.

let us assume your best friend is a murderer.

would you rather pull him to court or take the risk of getting imprisoned yourself by not testifying?

[kotu]

Something rather amusing just happened. I was scrolling through this thread and had just read this...
Would you rather have sex with an attractive member of the same sex or a horrifically ugly member of the opposite sex?
Then, that thing happened when your mouse cursor moves too far from the scrollbar and the page flips to another location. The next thing I read was..
Preferably both
I lol'd :p

[Cactusman]

Question and answer please. Anyway, I know I've already posted but...

Deaf-blind or paralyzed like Stephen Hawking?

[kotu]

Question and answer please. Anyway, I know I've already posted but...

Deaf-blind or paralyzed like Stephen Hawking?
Hypocrite!! lol

[cyber_turnip]

Question and answer please. Anyway, I know I've already posted but...

Deaf-blind or paralyzed like Stephen Hawking?

I'd rather be paralyzed, at least I could still enjoy music, film, art and so forth that way.

I'm going to steal one from Extras now, would you rather have a bionic leg or a bionic arm?

[katt]

I'd rather be paralyzed, at least I could still enjoy music, film, art and so forth that way.

I'm going to steal one from Extras now, would you rather have a bionic leg or a bionic arm?

a bionic arm. the bionic leg would be pretty useless if there was just one of them...some awkward gait that would be

would you rather give up your computer or the ability to watch films at home or at the theater (assuming the computer could not play films..just other computer stuff)

[sirch]

How could you ask that! I would have to give up films etc.

Would you rather eat Kangaroo balls or a Kangaroos penis?

[m00b]

I think I'd eat the kangaroo balls. Who knows, maybe it's some sort of delicacy.

Would you rather chop off all your fingers or chop of all your toes?

[T-Bear]

Chop of all the toes, so you have to pay less for shoes. (assuming its cheaper by size.)

Punch in the face, or kick in the stomach?

[sirch]

Punch in my face. The pain is short in the face (and nothing to ruin) where as my stomach bothers me for hours after.

Coca Cola or Pepsi?

[The Grim Reaper]

Coca Cola or Pepsi?
Coke, because they make other nice drinks too.

Compressed to death or decompressed to death?

[Xharock]

Decompressed I think... I don't like the idea of being crushed :|

Would you rather be dipped into a vat of extremely hot cheese or extremely hot jam?

[octopus360]

As long as i don't die, the jam, as it smells better.

Heaven (where everyone you hate is there) or hell (where everyone you like is there)

[saphiregirl]

Heaven, cos you would be happy anyway. It's heaven, thats the whole point.

If you had to be an animal would you be a cat or a hamster?

[Zhyl]

Cat. All day licking yourself, eating and spending 2/3 of your life asleep...

Would you rather eat a box of teabags or a pot of coffee granules?

[saphiregirl]

Teabags, coffee is icky.

Would you rather make out with a person of the same sex (assuming your straight, if not, do it the other way round,) or have sex with a realyy ugly person of the opposite sex who also had a horrible personality and, um, murdered your best friend.

[Thunderjew]

Teabags, as they probably taste better.

*Edit, too late*
Would you rather make out with a person of the same sex (assuming your straight, if not, do it the other way round,) or have sex with a realyy ugly person of the opposite sex who also had a horrible personality and, um, murdered your best friend.
I'd rather have sex with the bitch, then kill her..


Would you rather die in a car crash or a plane crash?

[Zhyl]

Same sex as long as I get my own chauffeur-driven limousine with Swedish flags and diplomatic immunity. And they have to be pretty good looking, I have to be drunk and nobody can ever know.

Plane crash, its more unusual and you get more sympathy.

Would you rather die happy or live miserably?

[Thunderjew]

Die happy, no question..

Would you rather go to a Metallica concert or a Guns 'n' Roses concert?

[Smidge91]

Snore, neither. But let's say Guns 'n' Roses.

Would you rather win 5000 pound for yourself or 5000000 pounds for charity?

[Gromit]

Chairty, 5000 is nothing life changin, but 5000000 could change a lot of lives.

Live with someone you hate or Live with someone who hates you?

[luttman23]

live with someone who hates me. They'd probably move out and I could have the place to myself.

wake up and find your legs have vanished or wake up and find your legs in the bathroom?

[Comrade Smith]

In the bathroom, I could preserve them and frame them.

Rather be killed and cooked and made into cheeseburgers at your local McDonald's, or be eaten alive by savage head hunters?

[Preasure]

Killed and cooked. Don't like the sound of being eaten alive.

Would you rather lose an arm, or a leg?

[Godspeed]

A leg, I get to use t3h wheelchairs and still play guitar and video games.

Impotence or Not being attracted to womenz

[bum face man]

i would take impotence any day if dey was drunk they wunt notice a toy being were ma cok was



would you rather be severely phisyically or severely mantely retarded??

[Smidge91]

Physically. Somehow, it would be easier (I think).

Would you rather, always lie, or always tell the truth?

[technoboggan]

Physically. Somehow, it would be easier (I think).

Would you rather, always lie, or always tell the truth?

I'd rather always tell the truth (and strive to) because I can always just say "I'd prefer not to answer that." if it's a truth I don't want to say right then. (Which would be the truth.)

Would you rather have your skills, talents and capabilities be constantly underestimated or constantly overestimated?

[JebblehMooo]

I would eat tea bags...since i loob tea more than coffee.
Would you rather...
Chop off you're bollocks or chop off your leg...which had gangreen

[Stringy Pete]

Leg.

Would you rather fight a bear-sized badger or a badger-sized bear?

[crab]

badger-sized bear, it would be easier to kill on account of being smaller and not a badger.

Would you rather be turned into a dolphin by a wizard or eaten by a grue?

[m00b]

Definitely rather be a dolphin.

Would you rather have your house blown up with no one inside or someone else's house blown up with people inside?

[Muppet]

Someone else's house. I can't exactly afford a new one.

Shove twenty grapes up your backside or wipe someone's bum?

[terrorbite]

The grapes thing seems pretty random... almost as if you've tried it yourself ;)

Dunno which I'd prefer actually - if it was a fat filthy hobo, then grapes but if it was a hot girl, then ass wiping.

(argh, the reason I never reply to this thread is cause I can't think of any questions to ask)

Sticking with the anal insertion theme, and adding a tenuous christmas link, would you rather stick 4 sprouts up your ass or 1 parsnip?

(this is why I don't reply)

[Roxit]

If they are like the ones my dad (fails) to grow, then they aren't that big, so a parsnip.
For the men, Loose a eye ball or a genital ball?

[Slaan]

I'd have to say a nad, though i fear ridicule from the rest of you...

Love or money? (Note i haven't read the other 4 pages so ignore if necessary)

[Instinct]

I'd have to say a nad, though i fear ridicule from the rest of you...

Love or money? (Note i haven't read the other 4 pages so ignore if necessary)

LOVE! Use the person you love for money :love:

Off milk or off cheese?

[Cactusman]

Well, I hate milk, and I hate cheese, so... it would have to be... cheese, because the milk would be all lumpy. Yuck.

Winning the (now gone, unfortunately) £100 million Euromillions jackpot or being immortal (with no lottery, so you couldn't win the lottery later.)

[Thunderjew]

The lottery.. I wouldn't end up dead sick forever..

Steal a handbag or shoplift?

[LeoZ]

shoplift is the pretty obvious choice there. Unless the handbag belongs to Hitler or something.

this one only applies to the chaps:

have someone put their finger up your urethra, or their fist up your backside.

[iPie]

fist up my butt.


Be beaten by a hot female wrestler or beat a nerdy boy

[RadioactiveHam]

I'd Beat up the Nerd

Starve to Death or Eat your own Feet?

[Mister Qwerty]

8 month thread bump, wtf?

[Monkey fun]

Eat my feet, because I'd either get wheels or bionic feet.

Gotta include those reasons people.

100 bog brushes worth £1 each, or £100?

[Smokey]

£100. What would I do with 100 bog brushes?

£100 in pennies or £80 in notes?

[Monkey fun]

£100 in pennies. a) It's worth more b) You could so kill a tramp with that many pennies.

Lick a live plug socket or feed your right hand slowly into a whizzing blender?

[Hydralisk]

Right hand into the blender - you could withdraw as soon as you lose a fingertip :)

Alcoholic or weed Junkie?

[midas22]

Alchaholic - Id rather feel a bit tipsy then stoned and also alchahol can be less fatal...

PC or Mac?

[Krauser]

Mac.

Burger king or Mcdonalds?

[jon_the_ferret]

I'd have to say Burger King because you don't have to sell part of your soul to eat their...and it tastes better

Having your genitals on your face, or no genitals at all...

[feeshy]

None at all- you'd be unlikely to get to use them ayway if they were on your face, plus they'd be in a very vunerable position. And you'd get laughed at.

Drink a gallon of raw sewage ('lumps' included) or lick a tramp clean (all over. And I mean all).

[Comrade Smith]

Sewage by far,

Being tied to a rock having your innards picked out by a raven to grow back and repeat for all of eternity, or falling down a bottomless pit forever.

[jon_the_ferret]

Eventually you would get used to the falling thing, you could sleep etc. so I'd choose that.

Living indefinitely or dying tomorrow?

[midas22]

Sewage by far,

Being tied to a rock having your innards picked out by a raven to grow back and repeat for all of eternity, or falling down a bottomless pit forever.

Actually i think its an eagle..

[Cerberus]

Actually i think its an eagle..

It certainly is. GOW \o/

Anyway, living indefinately, because you'd probably live longer than a day.

Riding an Elephant into war or riding a Giraffe into war?

[feeshy]

My head says elephant, cos it's big and tramples things and is easy-ish to ride on. But come on- giraffes are the coolest. So it would have to be that.

Have your thumbs and little fingers cut off both hands, or your index, middle and ring fingers cut off both hands?

[jon_the_ferret]

If i could have thumbs and pinkies cut off on one hand and index, middle and ring cut off on the other, I'd choose that.
I'd say thumbs and little fingers though. There is still plenty of things you could do and it's the most comical looking of the 2.

Living with Donny Tourette from big brother, and that shit band, for a year OR one night getting down and dirty with Jo Brand ;)

[JebblehMooo]

Pff, well thats an obvious choice.

Jo Brand!!

She's funny :D

Sitting through a four hour Olsen twins film without choice of falling asleep or Having screwed drilled into your eyes.

Well, thats not hard.

Jo Brand!! :D shes funny.
I couldnt take a year living with that arrogant fucker. I hate him.

Sitting through a four hour Olsen twins film with no option of falling asleep or you'll get electric shocked, or having screws drilled to your eyes.

[chazmataz]

Screws in my eyes, Unless I can get high before watchin the film?

Befriend Bill gates to leave everything you know/own behind and have unlimited money stream from bill. Or would you Live you're normal life?

[gembird]

I'd live my normal life thanks. I don't particularly want to have to spend the rest of my life wondering if men are after my money. They're bad enough just with my student loan.

Eat dry cream crackers all day or only drink piss-weak tea all day? (I fucking hate weak tea btw)

[Smokey]

Assuming whichever you did you could do the other normally, drink the tea. I don't drink too much in the first place.

Would you rather be Weebl or Bob?

[Kratzenbourg]

I'd rather be Bob - he shares my fear of bees, and love of cheese.

Would you rather have six strokes of the cane with your pants on, or
three with them off?

[Darkeye]

pants off, i could scare the head to death with my ferocious bum tattoo.

would you rather loose your legs or arms.

[Smidge91]

Arms, then I could still walk.

Would you rather fight Stone Cold to the death or live with Alan Carr and Dale Winton?

[dead]

Stone Cold to the death. He's getting old anyway.

Would you rather fall down the stairs or up them?

[feeshy]

Up them. You don't normally fall very far, and you're not likely to hurt yourself.

Would you rather live as a zoo display for the rest of your life (including daily performances) or live your normal life, but have to find a piece of hay in a needlestack every day?

[T-Bear]

Hay in a needlestack, the hay will standout.
Would you rather be amazing at yo-yos or diablo?

[Kratzenbourg]

I'd rather be good at playing with a yo-yo- it's better exercise.

Would you rather be in Little Britain, or Middle America?

[Sir Toad]

Confuzzled?!?
Are you refering to the places, or is Middle America some program I've never heard of?

Feal free to answer this and just ignore me! :D

[sirch]

Confuzzled?!?
Are you refering to the places, or is Middle America some program I've never heard of?

Feal free to answer this and just ignore me! :D
Feeling free to ingone!

Little Britain.

Myspace or Facebook?

[tehmoogles]

Neither, they're both bollocks.

Myspace, I guess, because they don't own quite so much of your stuff when you sign up to them.

Acrylic or oil?

[big-chip]

Oil because its fat more fun playing with the thicker textures, I always found acrylic too runny.

Black Pudding or Haggis?

[l4rd]

Black Pudding! Mmmm, listen to the sound of those arteries hardening.

Cat or Dog?

[OKO]

Dog - they're funny as hell when their puppies. Also quoted to be man's best friend. ;)

Arsenal or Tottenham?
Really hoping Nuclear Spoon doesn't decide to post after me. >_>

[Hydralisk]

Arsenal. No reason in particular.

Monty Python or Family guy?

[tehmoogles]

Monty Python.

It was original.

Pillows or beanbag?

[l4rd]

Beanbag - I have a Fatboy, never want to get out of it.

Kingfisher or Cobra

[Mister Qwerty]

This has changed into the Coke or Pepsi thread.

[Sir Toad]

Kingfisher, I hate snakes.
Phobia of fire, or water?

[tehmoogles]

Fire, I love water :(

Balamory or the Tweenies?

[Sir Toad]

Balamory, the Tweenies is just silly.
Hot climate, or cold?

[Drattigan]

Cold.
Jog or run?

[TheMattfish]

Jog.

Would you rather swim through a pool of someone else's vomit (underwater and no goggles) or have to fill the pool with your own vomit?

[happy-go-lucky]

How long do I get to fill it?

[TheMattfish]

A day or two. But you don't get breaks, it's just constant vomiting until it's filled.

[Lyricaus]

...its a simple "yes or no" concept. don't fill it with facts of science, and further points. :P

[woody_tng]

Fill the pool with my own vomit. I can't swim. :(

Being put on the rack or in the iron maiden?

[nataya_ivanna]

eh i guessing is torturings? rack.

Would you rather parents walk in on you with someone, or current partner walk in on you with someone?

[happy-go-lucky]

Current partner. Less psycological scars.

Would you rather live without cars or live without electric lights?

[dead]

Without Cars.

Would you rather have a slice of pie or a slice or paper?

[Sir Toad]

A slice of pie, it's yummy and paper is pretty useless if you don't write or draw something on it.

Big garden, small house, or small garden, big house?

[Lyricaus]

Small Garden big house, Could make an indoor garden in one of the rooms.

Best HDTV but no surround sound, or best surround sound but no HDTV?

[woody_tng]

Small garden, big house.

Sausage sandwich or Bacon sandwich?

[dead]

Bacon Sandwhich

Eternity in civilisation, or eternity away from civilisation (I know which one I'd take, if I could take one person along with me...)

[the baker]

Away from. I think I could handle it.

Would you rather be shot in the brains, or your heart?

[razielskorp]

Braiiiiins! As long as it was a good high-calibre shot for instant kill. Shot in the heart would mean you stay aware and concious for a while.

Do your own Goatse or lick someone elses?

>.<

[jessieoggy]

my own . who knows what i might get from other people

chav or emo ?