What do you have on your person?

[Lyricaus]

This can stretch to clothes if you like, but just pocket items and bags are all i mean. anyway, in case you don't get it, you post a list of what you have in your pockets, bag, etc. :)
But anyway, i have in my bag (and on my person) as follows.

Newspaper
magazine
loose change
wallet (contents soon)
ring
pain killers
can of coke
ipod
phone
comb
pens
mints
beer
cigarettes

Wallet.
Two £20 notes
One £10 note
One cheque for £50
One Cheque for £25
Bank card
HMV card
receipts
Vouchers


Thats it. quite a lot actually.

[Arkwright]

before I tell you what I have I will require the number of your bank card along with the branch number and pin code.

[katt]

i have nothing now except my clothes. and i travel light...typical just bring my wallet, cell phone, lip gloss, and a pen in a little bag when i leave (unless im going to class or work in which case ill bring papers/notebooks/books in my backpack)

i wont deny ive toted beer around in a backpack before though

[captain canuck]

really oddball thread, tbbh.

i'm not sure to whom it matters what i'm carrying in my pockets, especially since it's all very very ordinary (apart from, for once, having more than a few dollars in my wallet).

as for what i'm wearing, that's my own business, and i'd say that even if i were wearing any clothing anyway...

...i mean... weren't. yeah...

[Ben Stiller]

I have a kilo of coke up my arse.

[katt]

i know yout meant drugs but my first thought was cans of coca cola

[Arkwright]

I have a kilo of coke up my arse.

you are Goatse, it is an honour to talk to you. Your anus has changed the way I think about the internubs.

[Hydralisk]

I have £4.40 on me.

'nuff said.

[Preasure]

Used tissues.

Aside from clothes, that's pretty much it.

[AngryPaul]

I have several ideas for list threads jotted down on a digestive.

[Tiggs]

Watch
Reading Festival wrist band (been attached to me for nearly 4 months solid now, woo)

Thats it, apart from clothes, but everyone should have some clothes on... I hope

[captain canuck]

but everyone should have some clothes on... here would be where i suggest that is entirely dependent on gender, then take it back and claim i was only kidding.

of course if i did post such a thing (paradox!!!) i clearly would be kidding, since there are no girls on the internet.

[Tiode]

Clothing
Wallet
Money
Condom (just in case ;) )
Ciggarettes
Lighter
Guitar pick
Gum
Keys.

[allfalldown]

I'm at home, so currently I have nothing in my pockets.

[T-Bear]

Wallet
£1.01 virgin gift voucher.
Bank card
Phone card
Moneys
Phone
GBA
Warioware, Inc.

[terrorbite]

Fluff

[stalefish]

Air.

Lots of air.

[Slaan]

If by clothes you mean the things that tie your hair back (yes, I am a male with a ponytail, get over it) then it's:

2 black hair ties ( keeps it tight, cause 1 black one isn't enough >_<)
4 bobby pins, 2 each side.
And my coat/hoodie. Why it's still on I don't know.

[Haroshi]

-Black 'beanie' with red star on
-Phone
-'Taz' wallet
-'GAME' gift card
-'GAME' reward card
-The names of the store manager and one of the people on the tills from 'GAME' in Leicester, written on a postit
-Virgin mobile top up card
-Quicksilver keychain
-House key
-Locker key from old school (whoops)
-Library card
-Photocopy card
-USB memory stick
-£16.02 in change
-Reciept for my dads christmas present
-£20 note
-Barclays debit card
-The faint smell of cannabis on my wallet.
-fluff

all that in my 2 front pockets. :)

[Bappel]

In my trousers pockets:
Wallet
Keys(car, house, bike, work and basschase)
Mobile phone
Ear plugs
A pice of paper with a girls phone nr on it

Wallet:
A 20 kr bill
Lots of papers and other stuff.
Drivers licens
Bank card
Hospital card
Picture of a good friend from school(she made it and hated it during photoclass, so she gave it to me)
A Joker card

Bag:
A Towel(always know where thy towel are)
Real Book 6th edition
4 folders with papers to work and other good things
medecine
2 pens
loads of diff persons cards
a book to write about how I did on gigs
A bundle of paper to doodle on
drum sticks

[basstard]

Mobile [Sony Ericsson W850i], doubles as mp3 player and camera.
Wallet [made of duct tape! Also devoid of cash, as usual].
Travel pass in back pocket [expired on 16th, but the date has faded and I may have been slightly naughty with it over the past couple days]. Has an awful photo of me.
Young Person's Railcard. Has a different awful photo of me.
Car keys, with Sokkoth (http://www.biro-art.com/eaterofsocks.html) and IAM keyrings.

Uhh...usually I have loose change there too but that's vanished.

[Chavvy]

W801i
keys
£1100 in £20 notes
40 Embassy no.1 plus lighter
a pizza
bottle of diet coke
oyster card
wallet - assorted cards etc
30 £1 coins

most boring thread ever

[Flava Dave]

Phone, fags, zippo.

There's an Alanis Morissette joke to be made here but I'm not man/sober enough to make it.

[Monique]

3 bottles of vodka wrapped in 3 t shirts. its going to be a very merry christmas for me this year.

Edit: Ive got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is hailing a taxi cab?

[Chavvy]

Phone, fags, zippo. you have a marx brother in your pocket?

sweeeeet.

[captain canuck]

3 bottles of vodka wrapped in 3 t shirts. its going to be a very merry christmas for me this year. i think it's time i booked that australian vacation...


also, my personal belongings in hand/pocket/on my arm now consist of my watch, cellular phone, keys (to the apartment building in vancouver and the suite, mailbox there, bike lock i never use, home in victoria, and one i've had for years but forgot the nature of the lock for which i got it), and wallet (containing $150 cash for the holidays and a movie ticket i keep forgetting to use, and too many cards to list).

[steffie]

in my handbag i have:

a wage-slip
half-empty bottle of fanta
phone
keys
bottle of perfume
gloves
woolen beenie hat
hand-mirror
eyeliner
face-powder
lipgloss
mascara
glasses case
purse (containing 58p in change, cashcard x2, national insurance card, provisional driving license, KRAP membership card, keele card, receipts and used bus tickets)

[Ozzylator]

Boxers. And my digital watch, a Casio G-3010. And my trademark Ray Ban glasses.

That's it.

I'm a bit of a minimalist.

[WraithMaster]

Ive got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is giving a peace sign
Tbh.

Also, my cell phone (it's always within 10 feet of me), a digi cam (I really don't know why...), my PSP (cause conversations on MSN tend to get boring), and of course my nightwear (t-shirt, track pants, socks, etc.)

[katt]

a more in depth description of the contents of my handbag:

several highly crumpled receipts from grocery stores
a deposit receipt from the bank
i tunes gift card
a very nice pen that isnt mine....somehow i accidentally picked it up somewhere
a bic mechanical pencil with no eraser
a plastic packet of ketchup
a nokia phone that has been dropped at least 20 times but still works
a packet of sugar
a wallet


the wallet contains (for the truly boreD)

my scuba diving and drivers licenses
my visa
winn dixie customer rewards card
alum card for my uni
phi kappa phi membership card
student id
town library card
outback steakhouse giftcard
2 movie rental cards
business card for the salon i go to

[Comrade Smith]

What I have when I go outside:
Two pocket knifes
one wallet with a cash card and a phone card for emergencies
thats it.

at home:
One pocket knife.

[kharne]

I have a magical ring. Really.

[kotu]

This can stretch to clothes if you like, but just pocket items and bags are all i mean. anyway, in case you don't get it, you post a list of what you have in your pockets, bag, etc. :)
Are you trying to find the guy that stole your watch?

[dead]

Housekeys, mp3 player, mobile phone, generally a book (Terry Pratchett -Nightwatch atm), and wallet. Generally nowt else.

[kharne]

Terry Pratchett -Nightwatch atm

<3 Terry Pratchett :D

[Destrukto]

you have a marx brother in your pocket?

sweeeeet.

It's Zeppo, not Zippo :p

[LeoZ]

my wallet and my mobile phone and also a lighter in case I need to set fire to things.

[Mr stabby]

Clothes - One sock and a Trilby, nothing else.

Other stuff - Nowt.

i may be lying tbh

[BlueIncaPilot]

A Motorola ROKR E1.

[technoboggan]

Clothing: Shirt (black), jeans (Blue), Underclothing (white top and white with blue print bottoms).
Accessories: Wedding ring (silver with celtic knotwork band), engagement ring (silver with oval moonstone held by two crescent moons), glasses (Wire rims, burnished silver color with oval frames)
In Pockets: Cell phone (Razr in back left pocket), $20 bill (front left pocket)

[quickXstar]

gots me clothes on obviously...
wearing a pair of shorts... (In December..im hardcore wooo)
i have my wallet in my shorts
inside my wallet is

Bank Card
Phone Swipe Card
National Insurance Number card
about 3 guitar plectrums

and about £1.00 and some loose change (mainly coppers)

woooo go me

[Acid]

Jeans
Pringle Sox
Pantehs
An absolutely ripped to shreds top that is held together with safety pins and magic
Braces :)
£4.89
A condom
and a bent out of shape paperclip.

[Instinct]

Well. I have a packet of cigarrettes and a lighter. No girly crap for me, I are teh kool

[crab]

A copy of Just Another Kid by Torey Hayden

And my new camera

And some plastic junk in my pockets

And an Albie haiku

[Mittwoch]

Upon inspection of my bag fresh from an adventure to the wilderness of Suffolk, I appear to have:
Two speaker wires
9mm audio cable
Deck of cards
An H.P. Lovecraft omnibus
Lighter
Condoms
Assorted detritus
Purse
MP3 player
Socks
Various knicknacks like beads and dice and loose change
Hairbrush
One piece of year-old bubblegum from Canada, still wrapped
Plectrums
Camera.

How exciting.

Oh, and underwear, jeans, this tshirt (http://www.threadless.com/product/409/Lil_Soap#zoom) if you're wondering.

[Meatwad]

Wallet.

Uhhh.... That's about it really. Has like my ID and bank card, nothing else. I'm really not a very interesting person.

[Cactusman]

On my person I carry:

For school: Pen, pencil, (occasionally) ruler, key and sometimes £2 for dinner.

[Beef Magic]

Pie Boy hoodie
pair of jeans
Independant Belt
pair of socks
pair of slippers
Beta Band T-shirt
Fender Strat shirt
"Music makes in Invincable" shirt
Nokia phone
shoehorn

That's it

[mr. mann]

on my persons I have clothes, money, chippy, ds lite and mor money

[Meatball]

fags, lighter, phone and a cadbury dairy milk.

[Reine Marge]

Clothing, watch, rather glamorous nail varnish

[Garry3]

Tight fitting H&M boxers.
Laptop.

[livewirekitty]

This is what I normally have in my bag:

Checkbook
Wallet
Keys
Cigarettes
Lighters
Cellphone
A small bottle of painkillers

[katt]

ive added a new exciting item to my handbag: a checkbook with scenes of the ocean.

i just had all new checks made (i went through college randomly tearing checks out of random checkbooks and my finances were in a state of chaos).

also i had my address updated on my checks...the old ones listed an address i lived at for about 2 months in 2004.