Your last words

[Dr Phil]

If you were hit by a car and was pinned against a wall and if the car was moved you would die what would your last words be?

Mine would be "why didn't i watch all the star wars movies!"

[dinnerbone]

"Don't move the car."

[Jay]

"Oh..bugger.."

[allfalldown]

What a cheerful thread for Christmas day :rolleyes:

[Dr Phil]

i was watching casualty repeats and that gave me the idea.

[terrorbite]

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

[Lagmeister]

'Plug the interwebs into my viens!'

Confusing and Geeky at the same time

[cyber_turnip]

I'd want it to be something wonderfully ironic along the lines of "I'll be back" in a Terminator voice.

[Mat^]

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

[edit] I'd also like someone else to say "He's a Highlander, by God, and the last sound he hears should not be that of a wailing woman!"

[Slaan]

"Ze goggles, zey do nothing"!

[Cap'n Zog]

Me: Did anybody get the number of that donkey cart?

A tearful friend/loved one: 5ORE A55

[Hydralisk]

"Who the fuck was driving this? It better not be a Micra!"

[For the Record, I personally think being killed by a Micra is among the most embarrasing ways to die]

EDIT - Actually, mine would be "Power Overwhelming; I AM INVEENCABLE!!"

[Mr. Maark]

"Stabbed... By a pube."

*flump*

[BiggyG]

"Quick, get me Keira Knightley and some crotchless panties - my life dream can still be fulfilled"

[Arnuma]

the cliche villian "I'll be back, you'll all see AHahahahahahahahahahahah"

or point at the driver (if still alive/awake) "I am so gonna haunt you for this"

[BlueIncaPilot]

Probably something along the lines of screaming in terror. I don't want to die.

[Dr Phil]

Lets say it has to be last words to end all last words.

[Arcane Wolf]

Something along the lines of: "Quickly! Pull my pants down, I need one last fap!"

Or possibly I would request a couple pieces of paper and a pen to write my lifes story down. I could at least pretend that somebody would care.

[Meatwad]

"Haha, all that dried blood will be hell to get off your car"

[Thunderjew]

Hmm i'd love to be able to use movie quotes.. So i guess i'd use some of these..

"jesus wept.." - Hellraiser (1 or 2, can't remember)

"Doh!" - You know who!

"I am your father... "


And a few personal ones..

"Oh My Google"...

"Quick, give me a laptop. This has to be blogged"

"Aww crap, not again... "

[dead]

"watch this!"

[Dr Phil]

Dam why did i cross the rode whilst playing this PSP!

[Roxit]

*clears throat*

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o"

[Bosnod]

"Toodles"

*waves*

[cyber_turnip]

Dam why did i cross the rode whilst playing this PSP!
You were engrossed playing Heaven Vs. Hell?

[Nicodemus]

(To my wife): "Don't let Anthony (my son) grow up not knowing who I was. Tell him about me as often as you can."

[Acid]

(To my girlfriend) "Live the best life possible, dont throw it away without thinking, i'll see you on the other side, I love you."

[BlueIncaPilot]

(To Jesus)"Forgive me Lord"

[shinyninja]

"Owwwww. Oh that really hurt you shit. You're sooooo being haunted."

[Urlosenged]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

Why has no-one said that yet? You all disappoint me.

[Vercci]

Curse You Kakarot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!




SAVE ME JEBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (HOMER SIMPSON)

[Instinct]

"Pass me my gun"

[katt]

honestly id probably screech really loud and cry

but if i could get myself together mentally i'd ask for a beer

[LeoZ]

probably something like,

"OH FUCK OH GOD OH ARGHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO OH GOD THE PAIN OF FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK NO"

I wouldn't really be in the mood for witticisms because i'd be PINNED to a wall by a CAR.

but if for some reason I was in no pain at all, then I'd probably discuss with my family what I want my funeral to be like.

[Cactusman]

Completely honest here, I would cry. And cry. And cry.

But, if it came to words, I would say something along the lines of 'You WILL die for this.' Or I'd say a really sarcstic comment like. (If someone asked if I was okay) 'Oooo, I am perfectly fine, I'm only pinned to the wall (gets angry) by a FUCKING CAR!'

[bionic sheep]

I'm loving the serious answers in this thread.

Personally, I know that my last words are going to be "Hold my beer and watch this".

[Star]

"shit....my mother told me to wear clean underwear"

or

what I said when I came to after having a black out to my music teacher and one of my mates

" I could never get the hang of Thursdays"

[Boyinabox]

"Well this completely buggers up my plans for next week"

[Mercury126]

"The meaning of life is..."

[Bacon Machine]

'My guts and shit is all fucked up'

Or for more hilarity(and actually more likely if I was quite sane at the time):

'LOL, I got pwnzored. By a car!'

[Haroshi]

"You have not seen the last of me"

"THE END!" *asplodes*

"Hey wasn't this death in a movie?"

"Quick... take a picture and post it on... rotten.com"

[cyber_turnip]

I'd like to appear dead, then shout "BANANA HAMMOCK!" then actually die.

[girlinthepink]

I'd tell anyone listening that all those times I had said I laughed so hard that I weeed a bit... I really did wee a bit!

[Muppet]

I would say nothing, just spit on his car.

[Timmeh]

"...... it REEEEEALLY hurts."

[Fissh]

"Damn papercut!"

[quickXstar]

"tell tiny tim i wont be coming home this christmas"


actually ..no it would probs be "dont touch my stuff!"

[Zhyl]

Either: "Come back you bastard! I'll bite your legs off!"

or

"I can't die without saying some humerous last words!"

[JeremyR]

"Oh damn, not this again!"

[Flava Dave]

To the driver of said car :

"I'm going to bugger all your dead relatives when I get to Hell."

[Chilly pepper]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

Why has no-one said that yet? You all disappoint me.
cuz' we don't steal stuff from futurama.

I would say

"Dude....... how did I get itno this mess?"

[midas22]

'Bloody volvo driver'

[Dr Phil]

Pie I Need 1 Last Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evan223]

(to the driver) "So i guess you found out i slept with your wife.... and your hot sister?" *DIE*

"If only cars had air bags on the outside"

(to anyone near) "I see a light should I walk towards it"
(they reply) "NO! thats how you ended up like this"

[retardedhell]

"Death by the death sandwhich"

Only my girlfriend knows what this means :/

But of course, girls don't exhist on the internet....

*fail self*

[Aceceas]

id ask for a spliff the size of a small country, smoke it then id say "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mon"
*dies

[JebblehMooo]

Hehehehehehehe.
Death Sammidge. It Will Destroy Us All.
xx

[shroomhead]

"oh dick sprouts!"

"is that all you got, tscharbo?"

"Don't you ever fall asleep again!"

[monkey magic]

I'm boring so:

"Who are you people?" Just to fuck my family up some more.

or the classic
"Look out!"

[FuriousPanda]

"make a sticky for me"

[GorillaBearBear]

weeaboo (http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF61009BC-Weeaboo.jpg#63)

[jimeh]

"hey, wanna hear something really cool?"

[kotu]

"bloody tories"

[captain canuck]

my last words, assuming non-accidental death: "either this wallpaper goes, or i do..."

(blatantly plaigarized, but too good to pass up)

under accidental circumstances: "i am NOT a parking space. get off."

[prodigy69]

ring ring ring ring..ring ring ring ring banana phoooone!

[GrimStorm]

"Nice paintwork, mate. Shame about the blood."

[Dr Phil]

lemon, why not?

[alochnecessity]

"Well, then I suppose I can't save the world from disease and destruction then. Looks like it's up to you guys."

Or maybe I'd die before I got to the 'from' bit.

...

Perhaps my last words then would be, "Tom Cruise bites!"

[Asterisk]

"This car is severely messing up my paint job, get it off!"

[La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo]

"Fucking n00bs"

[Mr stabby]

If I wasn't in pain I would tell the guy to leave his car exactly where it is, and buy his car and stay there. Have my food brought to me, get someone to bring me my laptop and live as long as possible.

If not it would be something like "Bloody women drivers..."

[HeavyT]

My last words:

"Ahh shit..not again!"

My last action:

*pulls out keychain and keys hood*

[MisterFuzzums]

Last Words:

"Rosebud"

[~Crazy Penguin~]

Maybe that wasn't such a good-

[Seezer]

"Wanker!"

[RevJ42]

I just thought of the best bassline!

[Dr Phil]

peter white why why!!!!!!!!!!!

[~Crazy Penguin~]

What does that say? Beware of the what?

[cyber_turnip]

"I just thought of a foolproof way that we could cure AIDS, HIV and cancer whilst simeultaneously ending all war forever and solving poverty world-wide."

[~Crazy Penguin~]

(to a husband or wife) I'm been cheating on you with your brother/sister... Thought you should know before-

[White Tiger]

I'm problies not the first but...

''Oh shi-''

[Bisyss]

brb.

[Dr Phil]

Not the anul probe!

[~Crazy Penguin~]

What a cute little-

[emeralde]

Turn to the driver, and in all seriousness:

"Never forget me"

[Dr Phil]

If you was at gun point what would you say do distract him to escape?


I would say look pie!!!

[Nal Finnis]

For my Last Words i will turn to the person next to me, hand them a key and say

"Its yours"

Little will they know that the key doesnt actually open anything

[aap]

I think my last words would be:

"Klaas is everywhere!" or "Plas!"

[Ozzylator]

I'm thinking something along the lines of "help."

[Teh_Evil]

"Well, it has been quite the life, hasn't it?"

And on my grave: "Died due to death."

[Sebas]

"Shit. I've been on this earth for nearly 18 years, now it's over, and I can't think of a single fucking witty thing to say!"

[Ben Stiller]

i'd throw the car off of me, stitch up the wounds with barbed wire and a rusty penknife and post a cheesebin thread about how i disagree with doctors and medication

[CheHamstera]

Has anyone said "Drink drink fan fan rub rub" yet?

It's not original - it's courtesy of this dandy fellow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horatio_Nelson,_1st_Viscount_Nelson). No, really, it is.

[Fraek]

"Don't worry about me... ...I'm immortal!"
Then I'd die, and people would find it morbidly amusing! GAHAHA!

[I Lion Heart I]

"only if i paid more attention to the 'Your Last Words' topic"

[codename_47]

This country!

[Dr Phil]

Why oh why did I not buy a wii?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Teh_Evil]

I would turn to one of the girls from my class, (which, ofcourse, are visiting at that moment) and say: "I... love... (long pause) BACON!!!" and then die.

(yay for off-topic, but it HAS to be said: I have a sig now! Tremble mortals, and despair! My sig has come to this world!)

[Durel]

"I told her she should marry me soon!"

or

"You can't kill me! I didn't formulate my will!"

[GRiM]

"I blame you all for my death, none of you are in my will, and if you go near my stuff I'm haunting the crap outta you."

[funkin_dudette]

WHY ARE YOU NOT SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY AT MY DEATH? CRYYYYYY. *slap*

[Ben Stiller]

there's a safe in my bedroom containing £15m, the combination is 17............ *dead*

[Sebas]

I would turn to one of the girls from my class, (which, ofcourse, are visiting at that moment) and say: "I... love... (long pause) BACON!!!" and then die.

(yay for off-topic, but it HAS to be said: I have a sig now! Tremble mortals, and despair! My sig has come to this world!)
Tremble and despair, your sig is too big. 15KB is the max file size, 'm afraid.

[[murray]]

I would either emulate Budd Dwyer (look him up) by saying "Stay away, this thing will hurt someone..."

or "Thus passes the glory of the world..."

[funkin_dudette]

Look! A three headed monkey! *points* *dies*


Why does monkey island infect the brain so?

[lachie 7]

"Wanker" *dies*

[Sebas]

"Rosebud"

[livewirekitty]

In all honesty one of my last words would more than likely be "Damnit!" Then would tell my family that I loved them.

[Super Weebl]

"Oooh, the last ever episode of Lost that explains everything is on in a minute."

[Roxsie]

No don't touch that, it's .......

[by crikey!]

'Call me an ambulance!'

'you're an ambulance!'

ahhh, the old jokes are the best.

or 'tell the guys at the morgue i crapped my pants. enjoy.' *DIES*

[brocky]

well erm...

*points to driver*

ive got a little bit of an itch, come and scratch my arse...

lower...

lower...

ah thats the spot

*farts on hand then dies*

[WraithMaster]

"Hm assessment of injuries:

Broken ribs...check.

Punctured lung...check.

Spine severed...check.

Heart...not beati-"

[~Crazy Penguin~]

Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that part that was green....

[CyberPhoenix]

my last moments in such a case would be somthing like

"well, this isn't so bad, doesn't really hurt that much."

somone would then say

"oooooh, don't worry, that'sjust shock, which should wear off in about 5 seconds"

"no really i'm -THERE'S THE PAIN" *death*

[~Crazy Penguin~]

(as my head turns completely around)

Does my butt really look that big? *dies*

[Mats]

"Who's dimming the lights?"

[Teh_Evil]

"If god were to exist anyway, he's such an ass for letting me die..."

[Dr Phil]

Why why why why why why di.. (dies)

[Dangar]

"Crap, i needed that lung :("

or sumthing like:

"My download hasn't finished yet has it??"

Or if i was speaking to the driver id say sumthing like:

-"(drivers name), I am your father"

="holy crap really??"

-"LOL noes you n00b fag!! *cough* *die*"

Or if i was posting my last message on this forum i would write:

" Don't let monique have the biscuts, she cant be trusted!! "

[Extremity]

Mine was going to be 'Oh shit'
In quite a relaxed way too..

[bmfy.]

"This is the end
My only friend, the end."

Or

(Really slowly)"Explosivo..."

[Ebzy]

" Spose I'll be heading off to hell then shall ? "

[zero defex.]

i'm fine seriously.

[Dr Phil]

That relays smarts you... (dies)

[Korteck]

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done: it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known. Then again, my life has always sucked." :rolleyes:

[Asterisk]

"I bet a woman was driving."

[Krauser]

If it is a mini:

"How pathetic to be killed by a small fucking car!"

If it isnt:

"Bugger."

[X-Ryan-X]

"Lol brb guys."

[Joe G]

kthnxbye.

[midas22]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

Why has no-one said that yet? You all disappoint me.


You disappoint me for taking your catch phrase off a TV show

[*blaine*]

what does this button do?

[Youlikeyams?]

You disappoint me for taking your catch phrase off a TV show

No, he gets cool points for referencing pop culture.
You disappoint me.

[ZOIDBERG]

No, he gets cool points for referencing pop culture me.
You disappoint me.
:D

"I'll shut up now". Very appropriate.

[*blaine*]

"wanna see something really cool..."

[WraithMaster]

"I wonder if I would still die if I said 'candlejack' right n..."

[ZekeyLizard]

"awwwwwwwwww shit"

[Scratcher]

"And the Doc said salt was bad for me?"

[Rav3n]

"I should have listened to that damned fortune cookie..."
(They blatently don't say anything helpful..or do they?)

[Meatball]

"Burning the Qur'an is fun!"

[Dr Phil]

Were would I be with out cars? ALIVE THATS WHA....(dies)

[thunderbal33]

"Ouch that nipped a bit"

[Asterisk]

"penis Penis Penis Penis!!"

[Vatsug2]

To the driver:I Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate You!"

[Kat Fancys Bob.]

"Anyone seen my keys? i think they fell ou my pocket back there"

[killsteel]

"Oh crap I left the oven on..."

[Corn_Fest]

"the missing number in the formula that will save humanity is-"

[Cerberus]

"Bury me with my money"

[Dyakson]

You disappoint me for taking your catch phrase off a TV show
Well you took your username from the Minibus Driver Assessment Scheme...

[Asterisk]

"I never liked you assholes anyway."