Dodgy Hoover...

[DangerMouse]

Thought my hoover was broken - after spending a day and a half cleaning, I wasn't impressed when the hoover wouldn't finish the carpet off for me.

Searched through cupboard, found box with receipt in, only purchased in June - in warranty! Got excited. Thought I'd have a closer look before I take it back and realised how a hoover works - eureka! Also realised that hoover was actually sucking, just not sucking up dirt. Thought I could do it myself.

Unscrewed this, unscrewed that, found pipe that had a load of hoovered up stuff. Ah! I got it. Pulled out hoovered up stuff. Pulled out more hoovered up stuff, then more (by this point I was beginning to acknowledge that this was my problem) and a little bit more to find the culprit that had caused the blockage.

Can you guess what it was?



























It was definately worth sifting through all that shit for........


























A £5 note!!!

At some point, I, or my housemate, had hoovered up a £5 note. Its mine now and will be taking a trip to the pub later to be exchanged for two pints of Bombay Castle IPA. I love life.

[Lyricaus]

.....How interesting. '_'

[Cactusman]

You have a fun life, don't you.

[Bail]

To be totally honest, that was a bit of a let down for the rest of us. I was expecting you to find an interdimensional portal, like the one under the stairs, or a long lost teddy bare, or you next door neighbour...

[Nocashvalue]

Or have found your penis that got cut off when you were trying to have some hooverfellatio...

[kharne]

I was hoping the rather large spaces would contain pictures of said hoover and £5 note. I am very dissapointed :(

[dinnerbone]

I require proof, send me the £5 note.

[BiggyG]

I require proof, send me the two pints of Bombay Castle IPA.

[UMIST_For_Ever]

Guess what you have just done by unscrewing your hoover?


Voided your warranty!!!

[DangerMouse]

I don't need the warranty any more, i'm a genius :)

[steffie]

I don't need the warranty any more, i'm a smart-arse

fixed

[Timmeh]

Screenshot or it didn't happen

Hey wait :(

[Niamhel]

isnt it great when ya find money..

finished work at about 4am on new years, so we all went to the bar for a few drinks(i work in a night club) and i looked down and there was a nice and sticky 5euro note :)
got meself an aul jack daniels with that.

[sushi.]

See, that's what you get for vacuuming under the couch without looking; sucking up money.

Think of how many bills DIDN'T clog the vacuum that you've just never seen again! =P

[DarkTrojan]

this thread sucks

[Cactusman]

That it does...*shakes head*

[Purple Wabbit]

How could you not notice hoovering a £5 note up? Surely you'd be like 'ooh, what's that blue-y piece of paper on the floor? Ooooh, money! ^_^' not 'hmmm, I'll hoover the carpet without looking...'

?

[UMIST_For_Ever]

How could you not notice hoovering a £5 note up? Surely you'd be like 'ooh, what's that blue-y piece of paper on the floor? Ooooh, money! ^_^' not 'hmmm, I'll hoover the carpet without looking...'

?


LOL!

pwned!

[wyrd_fish]

Or have found your penis that got cut off when you were trying to have some hooverfellatio...

a friend of mine tried this....

he said it hurt like a bugger


but i'm pretty sure if he was bored enough he'd try again

[Niamhel]

a friend of mine tried this....

he said it hurt like a bugger


but i'm pretty sure if he was bored enough he'd try again


really???... why would you tell someone if you did that??

[wyrd_fish]

you don't know him

he'll put his penis most places, and then tell the world about how it felt

[Niamhel]

you don't know him

he'll put his penis most places, and then tell the world about how it felt


ha ha ha ha id love to meet him and dare him to put it in weird places!!!
that would be so brilliant... give me his address lol :P

[Teh_Evil]

Like Insanity Prawn Boy said: YOU SUCK!!!

Too bad you didn't find beer immediately isn't it ^.^

[MONKEY050]

ha ha ha ha id love to meet him and dare him to put it in weird places!!!
that would be so brilliant... give me his address lol :P
What kind of weird places would you have to ask him in person to put it?....

[da-geezer]

What kind of weird places would you have to ask him in person to put it?....

Scotland.

[duggyfresh]

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[Niamhel]

What kind of weird places would you have to ask him in person to put it?....



hmmm......... a fat ugly bird, a letter box which has a very vicious dog on the other end... a jar of acid, a meat grinder.... i dunno, stuff like that.

[wyrd_fish]

hmmm......... a fat ugly bird, a letter box which has a very vicious dog on the other end... a jar of acid, a meat grinder.... i dunno, stuff like that.

done, regularly
pissed in one once, we were both drunk on the way home from the pub, and he needed a piss
nope and nope

although given the opportunity...

[Niamhel]

done, regularly
pissed in one once, we were both drunk on the way home from the pub, and he needed a piss
nope and nope

although given the opportunity...


ha ha, u sure there was an angry dog on the other end............

hmmmmmmmm, fat ugly birds smell.... lol

[wyrd_fish]

well, no dog

but i was shocked and appalled, when i woke up the next day