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Is this forum meant for British people only, or do you allow dutchies here?
P.S. hi i'm new (edit: new to posting at least, i apparently made an account here ages ago)
P.P.S. the background color is giving me a headache already o,O
retardedhell
06-01-2007, 09:44 PM
Welcome! and yes we love the dutch.
See /sebas for details :)
Have a good stay, read the FAQ's and generally enjoy yourself.
Chavvy
06-01-2007, 09:45 PM
dutchies are cool man; one of the admins is from Dutchland so you are in good company.
[/shmoke and a pancake]
Bouncing bewbies make me drool :o Oh and thanks for all the dutchie love :)
Smidge91
07-01-2007, 10:13 AM
Welcome to the forums.
Teh_Evil
07-01-2007, 10:38 AM
The spoilered text is for dutchies only! If you read them and you aren't Dutch, errrr... YOU'LL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS!!!
Don't tell them you're Dutch like me, we have to remain undetected if we ever are to take over these forums! I've changed the name of the Netherlands in a very witty way to conceal my identity!
If you're not dutch and read the spoilered text below, Santa will come back from Lapland and kill you in your sleep!
First these forums, then the entire Earth! World domination is in our reach! Keep a low profile though, we might need to recruit some more people.
Durel
07-01-2007, 11:26 AM
I don't think anyone will hold anything against you (maybe the secret messages ... if we're not suppposed to read that, why don't you push the "PM"-button?) as long as you're not a racist (or somethin comparably unbearable).
Ah, and you got seven days left to kill me.
Maybe it's a good start for you to detect where I am just now, 'cause you won't find me at home up until saturday. Enjoy.
*Boots up GPS tracking device thingy*
Durel
07-01-2007, 11:34 AM
Oh, GPS, eh?
You probably would be a lot faster if you just went through a list of all the villages and towns of germany.
I'll answer you honestly, so if you get the right name, I'll admit I'm there.
Of course, there is still this epic-swordfight-thingy, which decides over the ultimate fight between good and evil (you and me, from your point of view).
So I recommend you go to practice for a bit first.
I'm changing into my "evil mastermind"-uniform then, ok?
Sebas
07-01-2007, 01:04 PM
Welcome! and yes we love the dutch.
See /sebas for details :)
Have a good stay, read the FAQ's and generally enjoy yourself.
You love me? Shit. My plot to become an evil villain has failed.
Oh, GPS, eh?
You probably would be a lot faster if you just went through a list of all the villages and towns of germany.
I'll answer you honestly, so if you get the right name, I'll admit I'm there.
Of course, there is still this epic-swordfight-thingy, which decides over the ultimate fight between good and evil (you and me, from your point of view).
So I recommend you go to practice for a bit first.
I'm changing into my "evil mastermind"-uniform then, ok?
w w w.faerber.muc.de/dmoz/de-gemeinden; (it won't let me put links for some reason); admit it, the town you're in is in this list ^-^ I've beat Zelda on my wii so swordfighting should be no problem whatsoever.
Durel
07-01-2007, 06:41 PM
w w w.faerber.muc.de/dmoz/de-gemeinden; (it won't let me put links for some reason); admit it, the town you're in is in this list ^-^ I've beat Zelda on my wii so swordfighting should be no problem whatsoever.
Yes, it actually is. "Dellfeld" is the name, look for yourself ;)
Good, now that you've found me, we still need to duel.
I should warn you, though. On the last sparring fight with my friends (who also have beaten Zelda on the Wii), I defeated them all. Three on the whole. At once. I would have to admit though, I had two shinai (wooden katanas) instead of one... but I think that's ok if you're harried.
It was fun and I wouldn't have lost any limbs in the process if we used actual swords. You will want to keep in mind that a sword comes with a nice handy weight of its own, which is not simulated by the Wii. But if you wanna try nevertheless, and if I like your style, I might just let you win. We shall see.
Come visit me this week ;)
Slurp
07-01-2007, 06:45 PM
Goddamn Dutch... always stealing our children...
Welcome child, have a pleasant stay :)
Destrukto
07-01-2007, 07:00 PM
Dutchland ftw \o/
Also, welcome :)
BlueIncaPilot
07-01-2007, 07:41 PM
Pass The Dutch?
Teh_Evil
07-01-2007, 07:58 PM
I hate our capitol Hamsterdam :(
I hate our capitol Hamsterdam :(
Aye, it's a scary place
Durel
07-01-2007, 09:03 PM
I never was there... Always wanted to visit dutchland, though.
I heard it's a... "nasty" place... so I wanna go there sometime.
Sebas
07-01-2007, 09:42 PM
Pass The Dutch?
On the left hand side.
I hate our capitol Hamsterdam :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/adarklingcalledsebastian/catsic.jpg?
Also, Amsterdam's not all that bad really. Limburg is much worse :p
Niamhel
08-01-2007, 12:31 AM
welcome :)
*hug*
decided to go all girly today.....
Durel
08-01-2007, 06:18 AM
welcome :)
*hug*
decided to go all girly today.....
How does this fact reveal itself?
You're wearing high-heels and a bra today?
CyberPhoenix
08-01-2007, 11:12 AM
How does this fact reveal itself?
You're wearing high-heels and a bra today?
woooo that brings memories...
"I'ma lumber jack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i work all day, i chop down trees i wear high heels suspenders and a braaa, i wish i was a girly just like my dear papa"
yay for monty
Oh and welcome sees i look forward to feeling your dutchess.
Smartie
08-01-2007, 11:45 AM
P.P.S. the background color is giving me a headache already o,O
Then change it... go to the bottom left of your screen...
you'll see a small drop down box. here you can change the colour (if you wish) from glorious orange, to something more dull.
Durel
08-01-2007, 03:36 PM
woooo that brings memories...
"I'ma lumber jack and i'm ok i sleep all night and i work all day, i chop down trees i wear high heels suspenders and a braaa, i wish i was a girly just like my dear papa"
yay for monty
Oh and welcome sees i look forward to feeling your dutchess.
That was EXACTLY what I was playing at ^^
Good to know there are other Monty Python fans around, now I feel even more comfortable here.
Then change it... go to the bottom left of your screen...
you'll see a small drop down box. here you can change the colour (if you wish) from glorious orange, to something more dull.
Ooo lovely, thanks :)
Niamhel
09-01-2007, 02:38 AM
How does this fact reveal itself?
You're wearing high-heels and a bra today?
well apart from the fact that i wear a bra everyday...
the *hug* part was me being all girly...
u just assumed i was a man :P
captain canuck
09-01-2007, 02:55 AM
some assume things like that because they've been convinced that there are no girls on the internet.
this is mostly due to the general lack of verifiable proof. :p
Hello new sir! *ka pounces*
I'm not British so i can do that :|
Durel
09-01-2007, 06:43 AM
well apart from the fact that i wear a bra everyday...
the *hug* part was me being all girly...
u just assumed i was a man :P
If you said you did run around in boxershorts only, I would've assumed you'd be a girl. Why? Dunno. Cause it doesn't make any sense.
But you're right, I really did assume you were a guy. I'm sorry *ashamed*
Hugging is nothing especially girly... I hope. Huggings on the internet, alright- might be ... but other than that... no. It's one of my favourite activities...
Teh_Evil
09-01-2007, 07:42 PM
On the left hand side.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/adarklingcalledsebastian/catsic.jpg?
Also, Amsterdam's not all that bad really. Limburg is much worse :p
Don't mess with Limburg young man, if you know what's good for you.
A healthy breakfast, that is.
Niamhel
10-01-2007, 04:54 PM
some assume things like that because they've been convinced that there are no girls on the internet.
this is mostly due to the general lack of verifiable proof. :p
well im your proof good sir :)
and im sure the other girls on the forum are to :)
Teh_Evil
10-01-2007, 05:30 PM
Why wouldn't there be any girls on teh interwebs?
Just check dating sites! :p
No, seriously, the only place on the internet with a lack of girls is the world of online gaming. They sure have good sense of humor, always like to meet one.
captain canuck
10-01-2007, 07:36 PM
well im your proof good sir :) young womens calling me "sir" makes me feel even more old than when guys do it :p
Sebas
10-01-2007, 07:39 PM
Don't mess with Limburg young man, if you know what's good for you.
A healthy breakfast, that is.
Hey. I know what I'm talking about. I've been there. Also, my ex GF is a Limbabwian, and she turned out to be a massive bitch.
Niamhel
11-01-2007, 04:29 PM
young womens calling me "sir" makes me feel even more old than when guys do it :p
dont take it as me calling you old, i call my little brother who 5 "sir"
i like being formal :P
even in non-formal surroundings :)
If you said you did run around in boxershorts only, I would've assumed you'd be a girl. Why? Dunno. Cause it doesn't make any sense.
But you're right, I really did assume you were a guy. I'm sorry *ashamed*
Hugging is nothing especially girly... I hope. Huggings on the internet, alright- might be ... but other than that... no. It's one of my favourite activities...
boxer shorts??...weird.
lol you should be ashamed biatch :P
i think the ** was girly... i dunno maybe its not, but in my little head it is :)
captain canuck
12-01-2007, 05:40 AM
i like being formal :P
explains that. :p
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