Hello World

[almighty_bob]

Alright, this is 'bout the only thing I know about Java... "Hello World"
is it a great teaching tool?
or is it a waste of text book time?

I personally believe they should alter it for "Goodbye World", where the computer opens every programme and overloads itself, evntually blowing up in the users face for being daft enough to follow a programme which is clearly a recipe for disaster!

while we are on it, are 1st year computer science students justified in their love of java???

opinions please?

[Pigabuff]

sabotage ;)



t'is all i'm going to say!

[ash]

java :(

[Dødens Knekt]

php > java

[Pigabuff]

IF "java" THEN
"programmer" = DEAD
"java" = "php"
YOU = SORTED
END IF

(it's VB, but you get the point ;))

[HiTmAN]

java makes me :(

php && c++ && VB > java

[ash]

i dont really have a thing against java. its very good infact, its just very flaky for 'proper' programs.

having said taht azureus is written in java and it seems ok.

[wyrd_fish]

all unis use it, as for some reason employers like a lnoledge of java... :rolleyes:


if($lang == "java"){
print("teh lose");
}elseif($lang == "php"){
print("teh win");
}else{
print("moo");
}