The Vending Machine

[TheMattfish]

Qwerty receives crotch-ache.

TheMattfish inserts a blue highlighter.

[Small Fry]

TheMattfish recieves a zulu look-a-like makeover. In blue.

Small Fry inserts oak walking stick.

[Gonk]

Small Fry receives a magic staff

reaperscorp puts in his DVD collection

[StumpyMcGoat]

Reaperscorp gets a blu-ray collection

SMG inserts his left hand

[TheMattfish]

SMG receives Lobster Claw.

TheMattfish inserts a webcam.

[StumpyMcGoat]

TheMattfish gets an eye-toy

SMG inserts sperm sample

[Gonk]

StumpyMcGoat gets a Baby

reaperscorp puts in a gummy bear

[big-chip]

reaperscorp gets a real bear.

big-chip puts in a small ammount of calcium.

[nub]

Nub notices a vending machine thread, simallar to those on other forums he has viewed

Inserts coin :shock:

[alexj9]

Big chip gets a skull.

Alexj9 inserts some cake.

[nub]

Out comes several candles, a party of 8 yr olds and a note asking you to reply to the right post next time

Inserts coin :shock:

[alexj9]

nub gets a casino.

Alexj9 inserts coffee

[Gonk]

Alexj9 gets Mr Mathusa from the Kenco Ads

Reaperscorp puts in the rain

[big-chip]

Reaperscorp gets a rain amulet and must now quest to discover its powers.

Big chip puts in the number 3

[TheMattfish]

Big chip gets 1/3.

Mattfish inserts some Pringles.

[French Bread]

Mattfish Receives a thank you note for the pringles and a pink boat made of swiss cheese. French Bread inserts himself

[TheMattfish]

French Bread receives a painful death due to being shoved through a vending machine.

Mattfish inserts a pair of aviators.

[big-chip]

Mattfish recieves an airoplane

big chip inserts an idea

[Small Fry]

big-chip recieves vending machine-block (:eng101: similar to writers block but more painful).

Small Fry inserts Striker Cup he has just won on Mario Strikers.

[arw360degrees]

Small Fry receives Repetetive strain Injury

Arw360degrees inserts 'Aladdin' on betamax

[magmo25]

Arw360degrees gets a hug from a naked gay.

Magmo25 inserts his criminal records.

[Rowena]

Magmo25 gets five minutes in the naughty corner, tsk tsk.

Rowena inserts her hair

[shoopieshooz]

rowens gets hagrid as a reply

shoopieshooz inserts a feetwood mac cd

[TheMattfish]

shoopieshooz receives a fleetwood mac cd.

TheMattfish inserts a snake.

[shoopieshooz]

mattfish recieves himself

[Rowena]

shoopieshooz receives nothing, (insert something next time genius)

Rowena inserts a penny

[TheMattfish]

Rowena receives good luck, but only for the rest of the day.

TheMattfish inserts a laptop battery.

[shoopieshooz]

themattfish gets a sheet of glass

(sorry about not submitting last time)

I insert a cat (sorry)

[badger man]

you get a mangled cat

i insert the entire weebls stuff forum

[shoopieshooz]

you get a couple of eggs and 800 very confused people

i insert a carpet

[pomy]

lol u get a mosse

i insert a yellow slipper

[big-chip]

You recieve the person that owns the slipper.

I insert a paperclip a highighter pen and John the baptist.

[pomy]

you recive a spanking from him... lol

i insert a sheet of polystierine

[big-chip]

you recieve polysterine balls.

I insert a fork.

[pomy]

you dont want to no wat u get...

i insert a electric hamer

[shoopieshooz]

you get a large fat woman shaking her backside at you.

[pomy]

insert somin

[l4rd]

You don't really get this game, do you, shoopiewhatever.

Gets nothing (since nothing was inserted)

Inserts a pack of playing cards, a stapler and a white stripes CD

[big-chip]

shoopieshooz did not put anything in just like he forgot to make a wish in antother thread. I put him into the vending machiene.

Edit damn you.

you get a card playing monkey

I insert a lemon.

[shoopieshooz]

lol i might as well stop posting on this one, im useless
i insert jesus

[pomy]

u get a fat wet one in return

i insert a pig lead

this last one was 4 big chip no shoopiz

[shoopieshooz]

you get a very cross pig with a wire stuck out of its anus

[Rowena]

And once again get nothing because you deserve nothing

READ THE GAME RULES

I insert a lottery ticket

[shoopieshooz]

i didnt say one cos it would get all clogged up, it was delibrate =(

[pomy]

u get a paragliding hamster in return

i insert a manatee

[Rowena]

lol i might as well stop posting on this one, im useless

Methinky you're right

[pomy]

aww hehe

[shoopieshooz]

fair enough, i quit =P

[pomy]

no dont!!

[Rowena]

Okies, harsh from me, but please play properly

I insert Doctor Who

[pomy]

u get a mangeled dalek

i insert a spotted wolly sign post

ok sorrt 4rd ill learn

sorry

[shoopieshooz]

rowena lol im not quitting cos u sed that, i don't like my account (bad reputation that im not gonna get higher i think) i just wanted to sound dramatic lol, im not carrotcake =P

[Chris]

You Get A slap,

I insert my Wii.

[badger man]

you recieve 2007 years of unrelenting war and misery

i insert david hasselhof

[carrotcake]

you get a box of urine samples

i insert a pen

[big-chip]

You scratch your hand on the vending machine while you insert the pen, unfortunately you haven't had your jabs and you catch the wrighters block from it.

I insert nothing as in the actual thing that is nothing so isnt actualy anything at all.

[woody_tng]

You recive Nothing. (Nothing will come from nothing. Thats what they say.)

I insert a farleys rusk.

[carrotcake]

you receive a an elephants tusk (hey that rhymes o.o)
I insert a sachet of goose powder

[FuriousPanda]

You receive over nine thousand geese.

I cautiously insert my tongue

[pomy]

You have myterously disapered and know one it there to collect your portable cat carrier

i insert a steel slipper

[FuriousPanda]

You get a broken foot.

I insert my bank account details.

[carrotcake]

you get a cardboard box as your new home
i insert a bomb (not set)

[FuriousPanda]

You receive the same bomb. It's ticking.

I insert a time paradox

[big-chip]

You recieve a letter from a very angry scientist telling you to stop messing with time.

I insert rice.

[carrotcake]

you get 600 exploded pigeons

i insert a sheet of music

[InsanityPrawn]

carrotcake gets a piano

InsanityPrawn inserts himself

[FuriousPanda]

you receive your very own shock site.

I insert a tube of jellybeans which is 1/4 full.

[Chris]

You get an unlimited supply of Jelly and baked Beans.

I insert a bowl of cat food and some toast.

[Small Fry]

CYBORGchimpish recieves false teeth, a bit of old cake and a mysteriously flattened FuriousPanda. Hmmm...

Small Fry inserts a firework (that has already imploded).

[Chris]

It depends on the Firework really.

A Cartwheel will spin the Vending machine around a bit (then it'll stop 'cos cartwheels are crap)

A roman candle will send Bit's of shrapnel flying through the air and a Rocket makes the Vending machine explode.

I insert another vending machine full of old magazines.

[alexj9]

CYBORGchimpish recieves a porn dvd.

I insert a picture of myself.

[InsanityPrawn]

Cyborgchimpish gets InsanityPrawn! ( IM Free!)

InsanityPrawn inserts Weeble

[InsanityPrawn]

CYBORGchimpish gets InsanityPrawn! (FREE ATLAST!)

InsanityPrawn inserts a lit firecracker, then runs

[InsanityPrawn]

Cyborgchimpish gets InsanityPrawn.(free atlast!)

InsanityPrawn inserts A lit firecracker and waits for his prize

[TheMattfish]

alexj9 receives a porn dvd of himself.

I insert a cd wallet.

[InsanityPrawn]

TheMattfish gets InsanityPrawn (Im free!)

InsanityPrawn inserts a firecracker, then hides on top of the vending machine

[InsanityPrawn]

TheMattfish gets a cd rack.

InsanityPrawn inserts a firecracker and waits for his prize

[Small Fry]

IP recieves a blown up vending machine and a rather large bill...I don't suppose he'll try that again :p

Small Fry inserts a photograph of the seaside.

[big-chip]

You get a bucket and spade.

I insert £1

[Chris]

You suddenly become really fat.

I insert my Keyboard.

[InsanityPrawn]

CYBORGchimpish gets an ivory piano

insanityprawn inserts a panda keychain

[Small Fry]

InsanityPrawn recieves a FuriousPanda. Hehehe.

Small Fry inserts the new IPB game.

[InsanityPrawn]

Small fry gets ghost poop.

InsanityPrawn inserts a chinese doghnut

[JKybett]

InsanityPrawn gets an American donut (with sprinkles)

JKybett inserts his foot.

[Socks]

JKybett receives a nail-clipper.

Socks inserts a pair of socks.

[JKybett]

Socks gets my foot

JKybett inserts his starburst

[Oskinator]

SOcks receives some ghastly smells

Oskinator Inserts a Wii

[JKybett]

(what do i get?)
Oskinator gets air

JKybett inserts a treasured Childhood memory

[Oskinator]

Jkybett gets spunk

oskinator inserts cheese

[JKybett]

Oskinator gets a burger containing a note saying "insert cheese here"

JKybett inserts the spunk he just received

[Oskinator]

Jkybett gets sperm

Oskinator inserts his mum

[alexj9]

Oskinator recieves a cyber baby

I insert brains

[JKybett]

alexj9 gets a refund
(thank you!)
JKybett inserts a smiley :D

[Oskinator]

Jkybett gest a frowny :(

Oskinator Inserts his other forum name. frillydilly

[JKybett]

Frillydilly gets revenge on Oskinator (if I'm allowed to do it that way)

JKybett inserts Chickens

[Oskinator]

Jkybett gets turkeys

Frillydilly inserts his other forum name

[JKybett]

um... Oskinator gets revenge on Frillydilly's revenge?

JKybett inserts his self-respect.

[Oskinator]

Jkybett gets nothing

Oskinator inserts his wisdom with a side order of chips'n'cheese (mmmm my fave food)

[JKybett]

Oskinator gets a foot infection.

JKybett inserts weebl and bob (who he has cunningly tied together with duct tape)

[Oskinator]

BWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOT INFECTION!!!! BWAHAHAHAH! :D

Anyway Jkybett gets eggs (even though weebl and bob arnt eggs)

Oskinator Inserts his foot infection

[JKybett]

(since when were Weebl and Bob non-egg beings?)

Oskinator gets a brain tumor with a note saying "please insert nice things ONLY!"

JKybett (not learning from Oskinators mistake) inserts the eggs after they have rotten

[Oskinator]

Jkybett does not a get rotten weebl and bob

Oskinator inserts his correctness

[JKybett]

Oskinator gets an Exam paper with "A-, not quite good enough" written on it.

JKybett breaks the Coca-Cola ad off the vending machine and inserts it into the Vending machine.

[alexj9]

JKybett gets a coke

alexj9 inserts noodles

[Oskinator]

Jkybett gets two security guards which he fights and wins

oskinator inserts his guinea pigs (Bebe and Lulu)

[JKybett]

Alexj9 and Oskinator both get a kick in the crotch

JKybett inserts Oskinators Bible

[Oskinator]

Jkybett gets a pile of vomit

Oskinator inserts a cow

[JKybett]

Oskinator gets cow pat

JKybett inserts Oskinator

[Oskinator]

Jkybett gets baby vomit

Oskinator inserts Jkybett

[JKybett]

Oskinator gets dragged into the vending machine by JKybett (<thats both what Oskinator gets and what I insert.)

[alexj9]

JKybett gets something that looks like scrambled eggs.

I insert some milk

[Oskinator]

alexj9 gets a cow

frillydilly inserts his day time thus im going to bed.. im knackered! :o

[badger man]

and youi recieve unfullfillment and masturbation, get a job.

i insert political correctness

[big-chip]

You receive a book of non offensive, non racist, non religious, non funny jokes.

I insert some jam

[Shintaz]

You get a band of jams! :jam::jam::jam::jam: :)

I insert my own hand.

[InsanityPrawn]

Shintaz gets a missing hand, and Oskinator & JKybett

InsanityPrawn inserts the toast king

[badger man]

you recieve a loving relationship and a sense of completeness as bigchip now has use for his jams. its vending love.

i insert huge amounts of foreign coins.

[big-chip]

You get arrested for taking too much foreign currency out of the country.

I insert my old PC

[Shintaz]

The vending machine chokes, then laughs, then hacks it back up for you.

I insert the Weebls Stuff forum!

[JKybett]

Shintaz gets the weebls-stuff website

JKybett inserts 50pence and puts D5 on the little keypad.

[big-chip]

you get a little message telling you you haven't put in enough money for a bottle of fanta.

I put in a lighter.

[JKybett]

you get a bottle of fanta


JKybett inserts £1 and puts E7 on the little keypad.

[badger man]

poverty and your keyboard sets on fire. dont screw with technology!

i insert the concept of right and wrong.

[Gonk]

badger man gets Dr Phil.

reaperscorp puts in his head

[alexj9]

reaperscorp gets to look like his avater.

alexj9 inserts boxing gloves

[Gonk]

alexj9 gets a fish

reaperscorp puts in Bill Hicks

[Shintaz]

The vending machine crashes. Then, a man fixes it and drags Bills corpse away.

Shintaz inserts a Dominos Pizza :)

[big-chip]

Shintaz gets hungry because you have nothing left to eat, the vending machine laughs at you.

I insert some glass.

[noidtluom]

big-chip gets part of a vending machine, and a lot of coke.

I insert a prawn tempura.

[JKybett]

Noidtluom gets (king) Insanity Prawn Boy.

JKybett inserts a penny and shakes the machine about.

[noidtluom]

JKybett gets his penny back. (wow, first time that's worked!)

noidtluom inserts a PHP class...somewhat similar to this:
<?php
class VendingMachine extends WeeblSite
{
$this->item = 'JKybett';
public function obtainItem()
{

parent::giveUserKudos('noidtluom');
die('...and not for anybody else.');

} // end public function obtainItem()
} // end class VendingMachine
?>

[Shintaz]

The vending machine gets confused. All he does is gives you some cocaine and tell you to lighten up.

I insert a spade.

[alexj9]

Shintaz gets sand.

Alexj9 inserts handcuffs

[noidtluom]

Alexj9 doesn't get anything, because whilst inserting handcuffs, he locked himself to the machine.

I'll let somebody temporarily continue the story to see how he escapes ;)

I insert a key.

[big-chip]

The vending machine punches you and then uses the key to unlock the handcuffs.

I insert grammar.

[noidtluom]

big-chip gets....................

Oh, and some ,/;:'^&*(){}=+@#$%!`\[]?><

noidtluom inserts page 43.

[alexj9]

noidtluom gets 43 sheets of blank paper.

alexj9 inserts head phones

[Shintaz]

alexj9 gets a... head.

I insert a rampaging flash loop of some sort of badger bopping up and down until it finds mushrooms and a snake.

[JKybett]

Shintaz gets newgrounds

JKybett inserts the words "I am a fish" written on a piece of paper

[noidtluom]

JKybett gets a worm, or if he was hungry, a can of worms.

noidtluom inserts a downloaded copy of the interwebs.

[alexj9]

The vending machine spits it out because the download was corupt.

Alexj9 inserts a bracelet

[TheMattfish]

Alexj9 receives a noose.

TheMattfish inserts a blank cd.

[Socks]

TheMattfish receives a Barbara Streisand CD.

Socks inserts a soda tab.

[J E S S I E emo]

Socks gets a coke vending machine :O

Jessie inserts porn

[noidtluom]

Jessie gets a bunch of stripped vending machines.

noidtluom inserts a coke.

[Shintaz]

noidtluom gets the cheap remake (pepsi).

Shintaz inserts a condom.

[badger man]

you recieve an embaressing chat with your parents.

i insert the @ key

[alexj9]

You get an american keybord.

I insert the plague

[Chris]

You break out In an awful Rash and wipe out Europe and Asia. Well Done!

I insert A used Battery.

[noidtluom]

CYBORGchimpish gets a shock (wow, pun).

noidtluom inserts a flake of dandruff.

[alexj9]

noidtluom gets a clone of himself.

alexj9 inserts coco beans

[noidtluom]

alexj9 gets the ownership of Starbucks.

noidtluom inserts his clone.

[alexj9]

noidtluom gets lots of flakes of dandruff.

alexj9 inserts biskets

[Shintaz]

alexj9 gets a cup of tea.

Shintaz inserts a deflated balloon.

[JKybett]

Shintaz gets a inflated balloon

JKybett inserts Shintaz's (zombie) cat

[alexj9]

JKybett gets resedent evil 4.

alexj9 insets a tap.

[JKybett]

alexj9 receives water

JKybett inserts a happy pill and types F347 on the keypad

[Small Fry]

JKybett gets a packet of sweeties, a happy pill and a note saying; "1. Do not insert objects other than money into the Vending Machine. 2. Thankyou for being the first person smart enough to actually press buttons to choose what they want."

Small Fry inserts 50p and a bomb.

[Shintaz]

Small Fry is told the meaning of life - only to find out the bomb has exploded and killed him afterwards. The 50p then rolls out, and I pick it up and save it. :)

Shintaz inserts Small Fry's corpse. ^^

[noidtluom]

Shintaz gets his (zombie) cat back ;)

noidtluom inserts Shintaz's (zombie) cat.

Sorry, just hate that cat.

[chrisgid]

noidtluom get gets a pile of Shintaz's (zombie) cat poo

chrisgid inserts his laundry

[InsanityPrawn]

chrisgid gets dirty gym socks.

InsanityPwn inserts a badger, badger, bager, badger... :badger:

[noidtluom]

InsanityPRAWN (not pwn) gets a mushroom, mushroom, mushroom.

noidtluom inserts a scientific calculator.

[badger man]

noidtluom gets boobs and a slightly girlsh giggle

i insert people that wear lots of make up

[Shintaz]

badger man gets a piece of paper saying "CONFORMIST" on the front. ^^

Shintaz enters the "Play" button from iTunes.

[InsanityPrawn]

Shintaz gets the stop button from itunes

InsanityPrawn inserts a pie

[Clowsrule]

InsanityPrawn gets $10,000,000 and a bankrupt file

clowsrule insertes a dildo... and then inserts a stapler into the machine. :)

[alexj9]

clowsrule gets a dildo with a piercing.

Alexj9 incerts gum.

[Clowsrule]

alexj9 gets chewed gum, lol

clowsrule insterts alexj9's mummy

[noidtluom]

clowsrule gets a PEN15. For no obvious reason at all. (mainly because he didn't type 'inserts', but also because it's a terrible thing to instert a mother.)
(Don't insert mothers. Hint.)

noidtluom inserts the quick reply box to this thread. Then stuffs in a lot of wax.

[Shintaz]

noidtluom gets his MUM (oh dear... oh dear. Originality 10/10!)

Shintaz inserts a vending machine!

[alexj9]

Shintaz gets lots of scrap metal.

Alexj9 inserts Bananas and milk.

[badger man]

alexj9 recieves a banana smoothie, and herpies.

i insert the will to live

[InsanityPrawn]

badgerman gets a visit from the reaper

insanity prawn inserts his tonge

[Clowsrule]

Insanity prawn removes his tonge and finds a blue banana in it's place

clowsrule inserts a nuclear bomb that he DEFINATELY DIDN'T STEAL FROM GEORGE BUSH!!!

[InsanityPrawn]

clowsrule gets arrested for stealing (think twice befor stealing from a president)

Insanity Prawn inserts a drum and the word "hey" written on it 40 times

[Clowsrule]

Changed your avitar I see,

Insanity prawn gets an "imaginary" $1,000,000 bill

clowsrule inserts a loaded revolver

[noidtluom]

clowsrule's revolver doesn't fit, and shoots him where the sun (surprisingly) shines a lot.

noidtluom inserts a PEN15.

(No relation at all between what he got, and what I put in)

I'm really really dirty now.

[Clowsrule]

noidluom gets a bobby pin

clowsrule inserts an Applebees restraunt

[JKybett]

Clowsrule gets most of his own meat handed to him on a plate

[Chris]

Clowsrule gets most of his own meat handed to him on a plate
NOTHING

You Get a Slap for Inserting Nothing.

I Insert a Cold Mug of Milk.

[JKybett]

You get a slap for getting me a slap

I Insert world of warcraft III and plug a mouse and keyboard into the keypad.

[Chris]

What Happens to my Milk? :(

You become Insanely fat, Use words Like "Lol" and "Rofl" in Real Life Sentences and You only ever Move away from your Computer to do Toilet.

I Insert Some Raw Toast.

[JKybett]

So nothings really happened to me then?

You get a sega dreamcast with a screwed up power wire (that wiped the smile off your face didn't it)

I insert a chicken (even though I think I've done this twice)

[Shintaz]

JKybett gets his chicken back. Vending machine is sick of repetition.

Shintaz inserts a mini cheddar!

[Clowsrule]

Shintaz gets to unplug the vending machine from the wall and bring it home.

I install another one and insert Shintaz's cat.

[Shintaz]

Seeing as my sig cat has already been entered...
clowsrule get's NOTHING!

Shintaz enters a GRENADE!

[Clowsrule]

Shintaz get his grenade back 1/10 of a second away from exploding.

clowsrule inserts a weebls stuff website

[noidtluom]

clowsrule gets back Skoo's bits.

Shintaz's cat is still with me. That's why you didn't get it. I've got two zombie ones, and one in another thread.

I insert a hairball.
Blasted zombie cats don't know where the toilet is.

[Clowsrule]

You get a toilet specially designed for zombie cats.

clowsrule inserts a zombie cat... thats not noidtluom's

[InsanityPrawn]

clowsrule gets hit by the hey demon (my avatar)

Insanity Prawn inserts bob

[Clowsrule]

InsanityPrawn gets a hentai magasene

clowsrule inserts the Queen

[noidtluom]

clowsrule gets the toast king.

noidtluom inserts an overflowing toilet specially designed for zombie cat hairballs.

[rachel ^_^]

noidtluom gets a puppy in a spaceship

Rachel ^_^ inserts her drama scriptbook

[Shintaz]

rachel ^_^ Get's an F!! (aww, sorry).

Shintaz inserts his monitor. (And takes back all his zombie cats and the original one from noidtluom!)

[badger man]

shintaz recieves a void guarentee on his monitor and darkness.

i insert a polar bear

[Small Fry]

badger man recieves a disemboweled cola bottle, three claws and a white fur coat.

Small Fry inserts a cat.

[badger man]

smal fry recieves seventy five pieces of cat and a court apearance from the rspca

i insert my left earlobe

[Shintaz]

badger man recieves a left ear ring... too bad.

Shintaz inserts a chav.

[Clowsrule]

Shintaz gets a punch in the face. Idk why,

clowsrule inserts a telephone.

[Shintaz]

clowsrule hears a ringing sound. Then, the answering machine. He hears a high pitch scream being sent through messaged, saying that the person needs alot of help or she'll die. Too bad you can't pick the phone up.

Shintaz enters the Hill from "King of the Hill" :)

[Chris]

Shintaz get's a load of sweaty Noobs that can't type properly saying they'll "Fuk u wit mah lazur Hil iz myne!!!!11!!1!"

I Insert my Wii Remote and Nunchuk.

[noidtluom]

u got fukked wit mah lazur commin outz of der machyne! u iz gots pwned.

noidtluom inserts Windows 95.

[happy-go-lucky]

Noidtluom gets a virus.

Happy-Go-Lucky inserts a clock.

[Shintaz]

happy-go-lucky get's a ticking noise in his head for eternity.

Shintaz inserts his brand new water cooling system. (Just a place to... show it off. xD)

[Clowsrule]

Shintaz gets a cup of hot water

clowsrule inserts his house key

[pomy]

he gets a letter from the council saying that his house key has been put into a vending machine

i insert that very letter back in

[Small Fry]

Pomy gets another letter saying that his house and possessions have been repossessed.

Small Fry inserts dead thread.

[Shintaz]

Small Fry recieves an... alive thread. xD

Shintaz inserts a briefcase with all the documents of how to build a Time Machine inside.

[badger man]

shintaz recieves a cuddly dinosaur with a particular dislike for appearing from vending machines.

i insert a rainbow

[Shintaz]

Greenpeace now hate you. You don't get anything.

Shintaz inserts Greenpeace. ^^

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get a Nuke that runs on Oxygen and gives out Co2, LOL.

I Insert Michal Angilo's David

[badger man]

you recieve an art lover with a very high pitched voice and a glass of pimms

i insert the winter

[rachel ^_^]

badger man gets an inflatable toy kangaroo

rachel inserts a pair of safety scissors

[badger man]

rachel gets a nasty cut. they are dangerous to you know

i insert a sense of satisfaction

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get a big head

I insert god.

[badger man]

you recieve death, dont mess with the almighty

i insert the 90s

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get the new millenium.

I Insert a spanner into the works(LOL).

[badger man]

dam i hate new things and you forgot to insert

i insert love

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get a condom(can i say that?)

I insert money

[big-chip]

you get a letter stating you have just adopted a panda.

I insert a pint glass.

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get a publican

I insert the toast king.

[badger man]

you recieve jam and butter

i insert mascaponi

[Attila]

badger man receives ricotta

I insert a cup of tea

[flapjackboy]

You receive a finite improbability generator.

*inserts some tasty flapjack*

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get some waffles.

I insert cheese.

p.s. Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy.
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[Shintaz]

You recieve a cow.

I insert a sex toy.

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get a real women, who is ready and willing.

I Insert a cow and some sea.

[Small Fry]

'Ello Guv'ner recieves foot and mouth.

Small Fry inserts JMO.

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get the CIA.

I insert foot and mouth.

[rachel ^_^]

you get a small alligator

i insert a sock puppet

[Feawen]

Rachel receives a sock muppet!

Feawen inserts a teddy bear.

[x-keruri-chan-x]

Feawen receives the teddy's arm

Keruri inserts a kiwi

[badger man]

keruri recieves genetically modified food

badger man inserts grass

[Chris]

badger man dies from drug abuse.

I insert a video recorder.

[badger man]

you recieve a notice of out dated equiptment and a new mini dv recorder

badger man inserts a friday night

[Shintaz]

badger man recieves the cure for a hangover.

Shintaz inserts the heavy's head in his signature (Team Fortress 2 ftw)

[badger man]

shintaz recieves a slow death

badger man inserts rythem

[Shintaz]

badger man recieves a wannabe beatboxer

Shintaz inserts a bungalo(w?).

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get old people.

I insert a small alligator

[arw360degrees]

You get your nips bitten off

I insert a gay pigeon

[noidtluom]

You get a news article taking about two pigeons having fun-fun-time in the air with the same sex pigeon and slamming into a window - then dying.

Yeah, it was true - it actually happened. Read it on Reuters - oddly enough.

I insert a reputation point.

[Shintaz]

Your reputation drops until you forget the will to virtually live. =[

Shintaz inserts a MINUS reputation point.

['Ello Guv'ner]

You get eaten by a lump of wensleydale cheese.

I insert my half chewed nips.

[Clowsrule]

You get crumbs of nips, and a note that says, "Thanks for the nips mate"

I insert a keyboard.

[Br3adf1sh]

You get a mouse (For a computer)

I insert a cookie

[flapjackboy]

You get a lifetime's supply of SPAM.

I insert a pair of badly pre-faded jeans

[Shintaz]

You get some trackies and a note saying "Iz da in fing innit?" (I don't wear trackies)

I insert war.

[maldirth]

You recieve a medal for being a state-sponsered serial killer of women and
children.

I put all religious bigots into the vending machine.

[Br3adf1sh]

You get jesus

I insert a hobo