Blatant Lie or Filthy Rumor about the guy above you.

[Korteck]

Make up an outrageous lie, tall tale, or vicious piece of gossip about the person above you.

[retardedhell]

Korteck has a penis. ^_^ snigger.

[Korteck]

^ retardedhell is a great cyclist. He could have come in first in the Tour de France, but was so enthralled by Lance Armstrong's ass, he preferred second place.

[Ebzy]

^ Korteck wishes he could swim in warm mayonnaise naked every day...


( btw does this mean the rules of this thread dont apply to me coz i have no penis?)

[T3-X]

^ Korteck wishes he could swim in warm mayonnaise naked every day...


( btw does this mean the rules of this thread dont apply to me coz i have no penis?)


No, you pestulant hussy.

I hear sexual relations with Ebzy can only be described as throwing a hotdog down a herpes-saturated hallway.

[Korteck]

Korteck wishes he could swim in warm mayonnaiseYou should try warm mayonnaise sometime Ebzy.
Until now, Ebzy has been moisturizing daily with her vaginal secretions under the assumption that this will help maintain her youthful complexion.

( btw does this mean the rules of this thread dont apply to me coz i have no penis?)( Thread rules have now been made politically correct. "Guy" has been changed to "person'" :))

EDIT: T3-X and I posted at the same time. Sorry Ebzy, you got hit with a double.

I need to warn you about T3-X though. He keeps PM'ing me, asking if I'll stain my underwear and sell them to him.

[albie_123]

Everyone has heard of korteck.

[Nicro]

^ has a vagina instead of an ass.

[Ebzy]

No, you pestulant hussy.

I hear sexual relations with Ebzy can only be described as throwing a hotdog down a herpes-saturated hallway.


Why T3-X I never knew you had such a poetic streak in you :)

....


heh I've been doubled aren't I a lucky girl !!?


EDIT : ^ enjoys torturing ant colonies with his wiener

[Vercci]

^ Loves meat, she told me so :twisted:

[swampmonkey]

^^^ I heard that Vercci once stole a penguin from the zoo and that once a week he takes it out of the small red box he keeps it in and licks it all over.

[Vercci]

I have photographic evidence that proves that swampmonkeys rep line is longer and thicker than his penis :D

[Mat^]

Vercci is infact a pretty awesome guy.

(this thread will not end well)

[swampmonkey]

I have photographic evidence that proves that swampmonkeys rep line is longer and thicker than his penis :D

Dammit Vercci, You promised me you`d never show anyone that, you said it would be our little secret. You told me that picture would be for your own personal pleasure only.

*cries*

You said you loved me....

*sob*

[Korteck]

^...photoshops himself into every bestiality photograph he can find on the web. Then he pastes them on his XXX website, sexymonkeys.com. But only after he's wanked himself raw with the filthy images.

[Vercci]

Thread Title
Blatant Lie

Dammit Vercci, You promised me you`d never show anyone that, you said it would be our little secret. You told me that picture would be for your own personal pleasure only.

*cries*

You said you loved me....

*sob*


I am sleep a happy camper tonight :)


I was on a site that listed people with sex offences and I saw this entry that said

The real name of this offender is unknown but he uses as a alias on the internet named Korteck

Not kidding this time, I will post a link soon once i find that page again

[Korteck]

Oh yeah? Well Vercci ^ is such a pervert that he recently broke his nose by banging it into the partition between him and an anonymous cock at a highway rest stop gloryhole. For the fifth time!

[swampmonkey]

^...photoshops himself into every bestiality photograph he can find on the web. Then he pastes them on his XXX website, sexymonkeys.com. But only after he's wanked himself raw with the filthy images.

That reminds me Korteck, your annual subscription to sexmonkeys.com runs out next week. You`d better send me your credit card details again and re-new your subscription. You don`t wanna miss out on the Badger and Giraffe action coming up next month!

[shroomhead]

^have you got the penis enlargement advice i sent you in a PM?

[Ebzy]

^ don't think I don't know about the self felating ..... ive got photographic evidence :|

[Mat^]

Ebzy doesn't go to farms at night and steal pigs in order to sell the organs to an evil scientist.

And by evil scientist I mean "pig fucker".

Easy mix up, sorry.

[faragher]

Mat, and all the people above him are obsessed with rumours of a sexual nature.

Far more interesting is the fact that Mat was once a model in a knitting magazine - and he got paid in yarn.

[Korteck]

^ faragher doesn't like to talk about things of a sexual nature because he's still a virgin at the age of 32! :D

[shroomhead]

^i think korteck is trying to compensate for something by telling other people's sexual secrets.

[Korteck]

^ Well shroomhead certainly doesn't need to compensate for anything.
I've heard he has an abnormally large (it's massive, actually) ...tumor encircling the rim of his asshole. :)

[Asterisk]

^^ isn't a flaming homo-erotic, 350 pound black person.

[Macca]

Asterisk types solely with his penis, it's thin enough to hit individual keys yet is over eight inches long when fully engorged.

[shroomhead]

^Yet Asterisk has got a nic blow up doll at home. Its name is Macca.

[Phase_807]

Shroomhead does not hump pillows.

[Shiny]

^ Is a Moog double account.

[Vercci]

^Once proudly entered "Penis" Into his computer as a password

The computer rejected it stating "Password is not long enough"

[Korteck]

Someone told me that Vercci ^ likes going to the proctologist because he loves putting his legs into the stirrups and having his ass probed with the doctor's cold, steel instruments. :)

[faragher]

Kortek is obsessed with other peoples asses

[Korteck]

^ didn't lie. That's against the rules!!!! :D

[UMIST_For_Ever]

Korteck has a fascination with giving head and generally getting to know penises apart from his own...

[Macca]

UMIST_For_Ever is shit at chemistry and LOVES windows.

[UMIST_For_Ever]

OMG!!!

*DIES*


Macca regularly gives reach-arounds to Spider Monkeys while an illegal prostitute chokes him...
:p

[Macca]

OMG!!!

*DIES*


Macca regularly gives reach-arounds to Spider Monkeys while an illegal prostitute chokes him...
:p

As opposed to the many legal prostitutes that frequent Manchester's streets?

UMIST_For_Ever harbours a deep desire to swim with dolphins AND sharks at the same time and witness the epic battle over her very life as the sharks try to eat her and the dolphins fight for her life.

[Super Weebl]

Macca doesn't have his eye on Sonny Jim.

[Macca]

Super Weebl is not Alan Statham.

[Korteck]

Macca's girlfriend told me that he has to stuff toilet paper in his penis hole to prevent "dripping" on his new sheets while sleeping overnight.

[gruff]

Korteck was the victim of a horrendous failed gender changing operation and now roams the internet looking for people to share pictures with.

[Vercci]

gruff has a penis like a spaghetti strand

floppy, thin and not very filling :p

[gruff]

Vercci once milked a Kiwi. With his penis.

[Korteck]

I heard that gruff requires 2 viagra pills for action... :(

[Seezer]

I heard that Korteck needs 2 pills Viagra to get his penis big enough for peeing.

[Extremity]

Seezer fantasizes about Pierce Brosnan

[Vercci]

Extremity wishes he was in seezers dreams instead of pierce brosnan :D

[Roachy]

Vercci smells like Pierce Brosnan.... covered in the remains of a dead hobo that was stoned to death while eating a 73 day old dead dog.

[Korteck]

^ Roach often posts self pics in one of our forums. I saw one this morning that showed some Barbie dolls hanging by tiny nooses in his bedroom.

[Roxit]

^wishes that Gary Glitter loved him for who he was

[Ebzy]

I hear evil-flagpole wishes he was Australian... because he knows we are best ...

[Vercci]

Kiwis might be sheep-shaggers but then we box them up and send them to aussie for people like ebzy to eat

From Rove Live Something like this

Yeah. Im a kiwi and yes....we shag sheep. Then we send the loaded sheep to australia and let them eat them. Makes you think twice about that drop of gravy dripping down your chin now doesn't it

:D

[Korteck]

I'm not one to go around spreading rumors, but I've heard that Vercci has a raging case of gonorrhea.
The word is he contracted it from Ezby.
The strange thing is, he contracted it while corresponding with her through the mail.

[Roxit]

I heard Korteck is well into incest, in fact, you could say he is three inches deep

[Soma]

I heard that like, evil-flagpole, like, has some sick creepy sexual fetish for flagpoles up his anus, and that's where the name evil-flagpole comes from. He likes to get all like, totally evil with a flagpole!

[tommytank]

word on 'the street' is, that soma enjoys rubbing marmite around his ringer and nipples in darkened rooms/closets. And posts the film footage on you-tube under the alias of....


Vercci.

happy now..?

[Vercci]

word on 'the street' is, that soma enjoys rubbing marmite around his ringer and nipples in darkened rooms/closets. And posts the film footage on you-tube under the alias of....


Verrci.

The problem is Vercci ( please spell korrectly ) was already taken so you will have to guess what i use again.....While you do that, i will post this video of your mother sleeping with your "REAL" Father and the truth about who you think your "father" is

[tommytank]

The problem is Vercci ( please spell korrectly ) was already taken so you will have to guess what i use again.....While you do that, i will post this video of your mother sleeping with your "REAL" Father and the truth about who you think your "father" is
Sorry! i type to fast, and mispeel rather too often.

apparently my mother/father has told me about his/her problem, and i now know he/she is asexual, and thus may only have sex with his/herself.

anyway, i put it to you VERCCI that on October the 9th of 2006 you were arrested for possesion of a 24" double-ended cock in a school playground without the appropriate permits, and were later prosecuted for attemping 'violation and intrusion' with it.

:D

[~Crazy Penguin~]

tommytank seems to find his sister attractive.... So attractive, he got her pregnant......

[Roxit]

there is a not nice smell coming from above

[~Crazy Penguin~]

At least I have a nice smell down below, unlike someone..........

[tommytank]

what crazy penguin dosnt realise i also got his sister pregnant aswell.





least i think it was me.......

[Roxit]

it couldn't have been you, you have dead balls

[~Crazy Penguin~]

what crazy penguin dosnt realise i also got his sister pregnant aswell.
I am your sister..........

[fzz]

^ likes me.....

(this is obviously a blatant lie for any of you that didnt pick up on this )

[tommytank]

I am your sister..........
susan/mike? is that you? how did the operation go?




i heard your hung bigger than ron jeremy now, coz when they turned your bits inside-out, from years of being smashed in for the price of a packet of fags, the whole lot just flopped out.

be proud, its quite an acheivement to hold the world record for most men taken during unconscienceness down a dark alley.

[~Crazy Penguin~]

My operations went fine, although, my boobs are a little sore and my dick is swollen...

But, I guess there's no operation to give you a life.....

[shroomhead]

^ Man, what a witty post.
~CrazyPenguin~ is androgynous. It seriously hurts getting her dick up my bum...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

What shroomhead doesn't realize, is I'm over here

That's his dog............

[tommytank]

That's his dog............

ur mums round his house on a leash?



"good girl, have a bone!"

[Roxit]

oral farts

[shroomhead]

^has an awesome sig. and a real life.

[~Crazy Penguin~]

^ seems to think he's witty for some reason.......

Can't imagine why though

[stupiddumdum]

~crazy penguin~'s mom is allergic to latex.
that's why I didn't wear a condom last night.

[Cactusman]

^ lives up to his name.

[tommytank]

^ watches buffy the vampire slayer series #27816 just for the sweaty crotch action/high kicks.

[Monit]

^ Knows what number episode that is.

[stupiddumdum]

^ Bangs donkeys.



(\_/)
(^^)
(><)
(\_/)

[Monit]

^ Admitts that pople bang him

(He's a donkey. Why do I go on...)

[detdandman]

^ bumps threads
Edit: oh no wait that's true....

[iPie]

^ has sex with birds

[iPie]

^ has banged 4 birds

[Cooldudebob]

^ has banged 4 birds
bumps a 2 month old thread without a good reason
not a lie

[kikii]

^ mates with a cat called Bubbles

[Krauser]

^ soils herself for pleasure

[Svelter]

^ Sends bumming videos to his female MSN contacts.

[Shalashaska]

^Is a big smelly poo. Oh yeah, I'm so mean.

[Emptyspraycan]

^ cant make up a insult better than a 4 year olds

[Shalashaska]

^Is hurtful and mean. I'm 5 and a half, for your information!

[Emptyspraycan]

^ can't realize that he should be able to make up insults worthy of a 5 and a half year old

[Shalashaska]

^Is a dirty nazi, fifith son of Hitler.

[TX_101]

^ Godwin's Law

[Dr Phil]

^interferes with sheep and is CTR

[sursmiley]

^is Carbon Sniper.

[Dr Phil]

^Is me.

[Emptyspraycan]

^ says two things in a row about himself

[Shalashaska]

^Is good at pointing out the obvious.

[Dr Phil]

^Is CTR's dad.

[The Mna]

^Is CTR's mom.

[shroomhead]

^Thine mother sucks jalapen0rs in hell.

[MasterMoogle]

^Is gay, therefore disliked by CTR.

lololol

[Dr Phil]

^shroomhead's butt buddie:love:

[Rhiyo]

^Is my lover.

[The Mna]

^eats babies

[Dr Phil]

^Eats man cum

[The Mna]

Only my own :( ^eats whale penises

[Dr Phil]

^has no mouth.

[iPie]

^ secretly planning to revive the Nazis! :O

[Munkee]

^ sold his colon on eBay.

[streety]

^ I heard he stands in when Phil Mitchell can't be arsed to go to the soap awards.

[Dr Phil]

^Is ginger:love:

[Shalashaska]

^Is grey.(Haired.)

[T-Bear]

^Eats arse hair found on other peoples towels

[Shalashaska]

^Likes goats in a wrong way.

[Dr Phil]

^ Is Joe G

[Shalashaska]

^Is confusing me.

[Krauser]

^Is a complete tosser who bums ya mum

[Mister Qwerty]

^is a hermaphrodite.

[Krauser]

^Is adopted by a complete twat (me)

[Dr Phil]

^Dose not lick me balls:love:

[Mister Qwerty]

^can't spell

[Dr Phil]

^Is Bill Gates.

[Krauser]

^gay

[Joe G]

^has tits. (implants)
^ Is Joe G
Are you obssessed with me?

[Mister Qwerty]

^has chesticles

[Dr Phil]

^Is God.

[Some Random Kid]

^can't wank

[streety]

^ once ate a meerkat for a bet. ever since he has had a craving for Twix's.

[Dr Phil]

^bummed bill gates with a strap on.

[Krauser]

^lol

(To the person below me, tosser)

[Some Random Kid]

^ When ever he smiles a puppy dies.

[Krauser]

^ sticks barbie toys down his trousers

[Some Random Kid]

^ sticks action men down his trousers

[streety]

^ was once rimmed by BA Baracus.

[Some Random Kid]

^ gives tramps a bad name.

[Krauser]

^ Dresses up like a ladie tramp

[Some Random Kid]

^ Makes clay women and speaks dirty to them.
Fixed.

[Krauser]

^ Mis-spelled 'women' (Ohh im so dirty!)

[Some Random Kid]

^ Sorry, but is still a tosser.

[Krauser]

^ stupid twat tosspot twunt who licks his dads vaginal area

[Some Random Kid]

^ stupid twat tosspot twunt who licks his dads vaginal area


^ Plus 1

[Dr Phil]

^Eats man muff.

[Shalashaska]

^Provides said muff.

[Some Random Kid]

^Got a camera and took photos, now have wanking material for the next year.

[Shalashaska]

^Is too dirty, needs to come up with smarter jokes than dirty ones.

[Some Random Kid]

^ Agrees so calls him a invalid. (My brother always calls me it so don't ask)

[Dr Phil]

^Clifford

[Krauser]

^ Is probably a Slitheen

[Dr Phil]

^Is my dad

[Emptyspraycan]

^ is DEAD muahahaha

[Dr Phil]

^Has AIDS

[dibelo]

^invented AIDS

[Emptyspraycan]

^ got owned

[The Mna]

^Iz a wimminz!

[Shalashaska]

^Can't decide what he is.

[Gonk]

^ is gay for Michael Jackson

[Vercci]

^ Is English

[Shalashaska]

^Passes out with power to easily.;P

[tima]

^Listens to Justin Timberlake AND enjoys it!

[Shalashaska]

You go too far......

^Like mix tapes of Kelly Clarkson, Rhianna and Beyonce, but doesn't like the videos.

[Emptyspraycan]

^ Is aurons bro (hooray a non offensive one)

[tima]

^Like mix tapes of Kelly Clarkson, Rhianna and Beyonce, but doesn't like the videos.
There are things YOU JUST DON'T JOKE ABOUT. Like the Holocaust, and Kelly Clarkson.
And who's rhianna anyway?


^Plays counterstrike!

[Shalashaska]

^Watches in eager anticipation as he plays said strike of countering.

[The Mna]

^ oscillates revolvers for sexual pleasure

[Shalashaska]

^Has one of the funniest sigs ever.

[Krauser]

^Is a leprachaun(sp?)

[Emptyspraycan]

^ is a chav

[The Mna]

Ohohohoho. Wants to be a chav ^

[Some Random Kid]

^ Was a chav but got rejected by them.

[Emptyspraycan]

^ decides who becomes chavs and who gets rejected

[The Mna]

^ too cool for school

[Emptyspraycan]

^ too UNcool for school

[The Mna]

^ smells of wee

[Emptyspraycan]

^Is a wee

[The Mna]

^ likes the smell of wee

[Emptyspraycan]

^ Licks Wii

[The Mna]

^ doesn't have a wii to lick

[Emptyspraycan]

^ is fat

( I do have a Wii lol)

[The Mna]

^ is fatter

(I haven't got a nintendos :()

[T-Bear]

^ Is too poor to afford a wii

[Shalashaska]

^Is too rich for anyone to talk to him.

[Roachy]

^ Has lemons instead of eyes

[tima]

^ finds it attractive

[Dr Phil]

^is a cow

[tima]

^ milks me and drinks it.

[Shalashaska]

Enjoys said milking and consumtion.

[tima]

^was drunk when he wrote that message.

*it's a lie, he was actually on drugs

[Gonk]

^clubs baby seals for fun

[Krauser]

^ cunt

[Dr Phil]

^loves me

[Shalashaska]

^Is obviously homosexual.

[Dr Phil]

^likes my ass

[Krauser]

^Had bum sex with Kane

[Dr Phil]

^killed splush's dog

[swampmonkey]

^ once wrote a childrens novel about a small orange rodent called Morris. But unfortunately due to it being shit, it never sold and he became a bitter and twisted tramp. To this day he can be found rooting through bins in London whilst muttering under his breath about the injustices of child publishing.

[Dr Phil]

^He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

[tima]

^clubs baby seals for fun
That's true, actually..


^is shift+6

[Dr Phil]

^A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

[Shalashaska]

^Is an angel tha tlost a wing in the war.

[dibelo]

^ is the angry german kid (youtube it if you dont know what i meen)

[TheSheep]

is a member of the church of scientology :P

[The Mna]

^is a Welsh sheep

[xMUSHx]

^ bummed the welsh sheep

[The Mna]

^ is married to the Welsh sheep.

[Socks]

^ lied and is actually a whale.

[The Mna]

^ whale food

[Socks]

^ anorexic whale

[Mister Qwerty]

^twat

[Dr Phil]

^KKK leader.

[Mister Qwerty]

^chav

[Dr Phil]

^chavett

[Mister Qwerty]

^dyslexic cornflake fish

[Dr Phil]

^ctr

[Mister Qwerty]

^pointless arguement starter

[Dr Phil]

^is my bitch

[Mister Qwerty]

^toetally liek, gaye

[Dr Phil]

^ woman in a mans body.

[tima]

^ capitalist

[The Mna]

^ (drives a prius and is therefore a) terrorist

[Dr Phil]

^gay porn star.

[Some Random Kid]

^ Has hugh man boobs (.Y.)

[Dr Phil]

^nolifes on runscape

[Some Random Kid]

^ has a coffee cup that says "worlds biggest arse hole"

[Dr Phil]

^killed god

[The Mna]

^ has lupus

[feeshy]

^Bums foxes

[Some Random Kid]

^ Has a weak bladder.

[Mister Qwerty]

^member of Runescape.

[tima]

^ is god

[Mister Qwerty]

^Tony Blair

[The Mna]

^ is made of pie

[Mister Qwerty]

^has sex fantasies about anthropomorphised pie.

[Rowena]

^ enjoys eating toenails

[TheSheep]

^ is a bloated lobster

[Some Random Kid]

^ Is just a big tit head

[tima]

^ is just a big tit.

[Some Random Kid]

^ is just a big

[feeshy]

^Is in fact Saddam Hussein

[Some Random Kid]

^ thinks a PS1 is cool but yet can't afford one.

[feeshy]

^Walks around Southampton high street pretending to be Derron Brown

[The Mna]

^emo

[Dr Phil]

^emo lover

[flippinell]

^ Emo lover's lover

[Mister Qwerty]

^Emo's lover's lover's gay lover

[The Mna]

^ cheated on me

[Cerberus]

^Wears a wig.

[The Mna]

^ is my wig

[JebblehMooo]

^ needs a wig for his downstairs jungle

[The Mna]

^ is jealous of my pube-fro