Forum Rap Battle - Sebas vs Stencil™ [round 1 battle 1]

[Sebas]

Strangely, the PM I got said I was to battle Fox Soup, but I'll just assume the thread was right, so here goes. Stand by for my contribution, which will be here some time today.

[Sebas]

Right, sorry about the delay. I meant to record this, but problems with the mic, the PC, and my parents, prevented that.

Hey yo, check it out, this man here is Stencil,
he's got the looks of a horse but the brains of a pencil
he entered this battle thinking he could beat the Bass,
but alas, I'm the man, so in your face!
you'd better give up now and quit the game
'cos to get beaten by a Dutchie is really quite lame
and don't be fooled by my looks, I know I'm hairy,
but you better believe it, my raps are scary
I've got talent, you bitch
and I'll squash you like an itch
like a mobster with a snitch
without even changing pitch
you'll never win, my rhymes are just too slick
so get down on your knees and suck my dick

Word.

[Slurp]

Damn. What a comeback there by stencil

[Joe G]

Damn. What a comeback there by stencil
Word.

[Slurp]

Word up