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Blade2142
04-02-2007, 12:29 AM
I was in a 3 some with my girlfriend and her friend!!!!!!!!!!

:jizz:

Emubas
04-02-2007, 12:30 AM
Help you? As in, make it a foursome?

moog
04-02-2007, 12:32 AM
this is the best thread of this year so far

its the one to beat, guys!

Emubas
04-02-2007, 12:32 AM
this is the best thread of this year so far

its the one to beat, guys!
"Help me, I was in a threesome with my girlfriend and her mother"?

Dr_nwa
04-02-2007, 12:35 AM
"Help me, I was in a threesome with my girlfriend and her mother"?

"help me, I had to watch my parents have a threesome with my girlfriend"?

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 12:35 AM
"Help me, I was in a threesome with my girlfriend and her mother"?
"Help me, I was in a threesome with moog and Kiera Nightly"

That's it. I'm getting cancer and going to the Make A Wish Foundation.

moog
04-02-2007, 12:36 AM
hello voiceofcod

Emubas
04-02-2007, 12:36 AM
"Help me, I was in a threesome with moog and Voiceofcod"

BEAT THAT

moog
04-02-2007, 12:37 AM
BEAT THAT
trust me, i am

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 12:38 AM
your all just jelous

moog
04-02-2007, 12:39 AM
did you take any pics?

was it hawt?

stav
04-02-2007, 12:39 AM
y'all just i am

Dr_nwa
04-02-2007, 12:39 AM
your all just jelous

Not really.

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 12:40 AM
they wouldn't let me take pics because my gf's friend already has a BF and they want to keep it a secret so he dont find out

Emubas
04-02-2007, 12:40 AM
your all just jelous
Post some pics of the aforementioned girlfriend, and I might be jealous. So far, I am not.

stav
04-02-2007, 12:41 AM
i am

moog
04-02-2007, 12:41 AM
can i have some pics of you?

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 12:42 AM
they wouldn't let me take pics because my gf's friend already has a BF and they want to keep it a secret so he dont find out
Oooh, that's so sexy. TELL ME MORE.

DarkTrojan
04-02-2007, 12:42 AM
no pics = didn't happen

Emubas
04-02-2007, 12:42 AM
Rated 5.

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 12:43 AM
thread of year already here

moog
04-02-2007, 12:43 AM
HELLO voiceofcod i say

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 12:43 AM
no pics = didn't happen

Fixed.

edit: HELLO moog, what can I do for you?

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 12:44 AM
It did happen i swear!!...i rerecorded it tho

moog
04-02-2007, 12:44 AM
nothing, just being neighbourly :)

Emubas
04-02-2007, 12:45 AM
Could I borrow a cup of sugar?

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 12:46 AM
Would you like cream with that?

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 12:46 AM
I have a whole bag here if you need one. :)

DarkTrojan
04-02-2007, 12:46 AM
so i still want to know how we can help you

Bones
04-02-2007, 12:46 AM
this thread is moving too fast and i do not have enough time inbetween posts to absorb the information or use punctuation correctly !!

ps hello moog

edit: blade 2142 as in that year with the war? boy that must suck for you!!!!!

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
04-02-2007, 12:46 AM
It did happen i swear!!...i rerecorded it tho

Host and post teh vid?

Emubas
04-02-2007, 12:47 AM
Would you like cream with that?
I'd like your cream any day.

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 12:48 AM
Would you like cream with that?

I have cream for you!!!

this thread is moving too fast and i do not have enough time inbetween posts to absorb the information or use punctuation correctly !!

ps hello moog

edit: blade 2142 as in that year with the war? boy that must suck for you!!!!!


no 2142 as in i'm 21 and 21 is double to 42...:eng101:

Bones
04-02-2007, 12:50 AM
oh okay sorry

is the blade of any significance such as to slice the 42 in half to make the aforementioned 21 ???

moog
04-02-2007, 12:51 AM
hello bones from the forum

hello voiceofcod we don't talk enough you and i

blade 2142 you're quite the sassy lad about town!

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 12:54 AM
you havent lived until you've had a threesome

moog
04-02-2007, 12:55 AM
you're preaching to the choir, tiger

Bones
04-02-2007, 12:55 AM
hi moog http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4915/wavezt9.gif

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 12:55 AM
you havent lived until you've had a threesome

yes well why are you asking for help then that's what i don't get

=/

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 12:59 AM
I was asking god for help...threesomes are a sin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 12:59 AM
YOU ARE A SINNER

go confess and whatever
INSERT SALTY'S WORD HERE

moog
04-02-2007, 01:01 AM
blade2142 you have the best signature i have ever seen also it says you are 27 not 21 PLEASE EXPLAIN

Emubas
04-02-2007, 01:02 AM
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p133/SeaBassYeah/Approval.jpg

Magpie
04-02-2007, 01:02 AM
Dear Penthouse.

I never believed your letters were true...

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:03 AM
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3001/matapprovaljq9.png (http://imageshack.us)

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 01:05 AM
blade2142 you have the best signature i have ever seen also it says you are 27 not 21 PLEASE EXPLAIN


It must have been a mistake when i registered

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 01:06 AM
Somehow I don't think he is, he might just be gloating.

Also, hello everyone in thread :)

edit: FFS slow down

CeeJ
04-02-2007, 01:07 AM
So your girlfriend saw her best friend nekkid?? Hmm that's not something on my 'to do' list...

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:07 AM
what is the up urlosenged

or as your sig says urlosengend whats up with that

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 01:08 AM
That's f_d spelling my name wrong when she made it and me not caring enough to change it.

moog
04-02-2007, 01:08 AM
hello urlosenged <3

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:09 AM
oh fine moog, say hi to him :(

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 01:09 AM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/firestar213/Jessy2.png

moog
04-02-2007, 01:09 AM
shut up

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 01:09 AM
hello moog <3 how be you?

moog
04-02-2007, 01:11 AM
i am ok thank you a little drunk but then thats not a crime is it

are you coming to mile end i do hope so

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:11 AM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/firestar213/Jessy2.png

i thought this was meant to be funny where's the bit where you make us laugh :(

moog
04-02-2007, 01:12 AM
the one on the left looks like lisa scott lee if she had a horrible surgery mishap

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 01:12 AM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/firestar213/Jessy2.png
wouldn't - six pints - wouldn't

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:13 AM
they look kinda fazed as if they're high or something

that makes me :(
ALSO HI MOOG

Emubas
04-02-2007, 01:13 AM
wouldn't - six pints - wouldn't
What this man said, TBH.

Conclusion: I am not jealous.

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 01:14 AM
The one of the left has ginger pubes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bones
04-02-2007, 01:14 AM
i thought this was meant to be funny where's the bit where you make us laugh :(youlikeyams you should probably get a haircut or something because its a bit long at the moment no offense !!!

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 01:15 AM
i am ok thank you a little drunk but then thats not a crime is it

are you coming to mile end i do hope so
Nothing wrong with a little internet drunkenness I always say. And why yes I will probably get off my lazy arse to head down to that. Oh, and the one in the middle ain't that bad.

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
04-02-2007, 01:16 AM
The one of the left has ginger pubes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done? You did her, not us...

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 01:16 AM
MAN I HAD TO DRUG THEM BOTH!! before i could get started

moog
04-02-2007, 01:17 AM
youlikeyams you should probably get a haircut or something because its a bit long at the moment no offense !!!
i will agree with this

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 01:17 AM
MAN I HAD TO DRUG THEM BOTH!! before i could get started
I would have had to drug myself.

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:18 AM
oh no offense taken no worries!!

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 01:18 AM
Those pics are a couple of years old..the one with the black hair is a blond now and shes a lot skinnier...the one in the middle is my GF..

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
04-02-2007, 01:19 AM
MAN I HAD TO DRUG THEM BOTH!! before i could get started

Drug rape ftl.

Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect £200.

moog
04-02-2007, 01:20 AM
Those pics are a couple of years old..the one with the black hair is a blond now and shes a lot skinnier...the one in the middle is my GF..
actual lol

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:20 AM
you did date rape badman :(

Blade2142
04-02-2007, 01:20 AM
Nahh Not Date Rape..they Both Were In On It..we All Got High!!

Mat^
04-02-2007, 01:21 AM
they Both Were In On It..So they raped you?

Is that why you want help?

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:22 AM
oh you are cool kid!!

also moog i will get a haircut if you come do it personally yourself

moog
04-02-2007, 01:22 AM
blade2142 would you do a threesome with a man and a woman this is serious

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 01:23 AM
I <3 this thread so hard, it's made my night.

Bones
04-02-2007, 01:25 AM
blade2142 would you do a threesome with a man and a woman this is serious
eww

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 01:26 AM
so much dramas here to day

moog
04-02-2007, 01:26 AM
i will never get my answer now!!!

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 01:28 AM
blade2142 would you do a threesome with a man and a woman this is serious
Conveniently, he'll be unbanned on Valentines day.

moog
04-02-2007, 01:34 AM
this thread was super fun

someone bump it on the 14th

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 01:41 AM
I'll do it! It's not like I'll have anything better to do :p

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 01:41 AM
Can i just clarify for my mate that he didn't mean he date raped...He said he meant that he was smoking weed with his girlfriend and her friend and they had sex...NO raping and their was NO DATE!...he told me on msn to post this

faragher
04-02-2007, 01:44 AM
Nothing to add. Just had to post in best thread since pmMikes family trauma. Also hello moog. Me also slightly drunker than sensible...

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 01:47 AM
Can i just clarify for my mate that he didn't mean he date raped...He said he meant that he was smoking weed with his girlfriend and her friend and they had sex...NO raping and their was NO DATE!...he told me on msn to post this

decline
04-02-2007, 01:47 AM
I had a family once.



That is all.

moog
04-02-2007, 01:51 AM
hello fragahagarer

also thread is still potentially excellent with msn friend

tell us more msn person

you are like derek acorah!

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 01:53 AM
why did my post get deleted

moog
04-02-2007, 01:54 AM
it didn't its up there

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 01:55 AM
why cant i see it??/....it is invislble

moog
04-02-2007, 01:56 AM
this, this is the magic of the internet

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 01:56 AM
blade2142 would you do a threesome with a man and a woman this is serious


i asked him and he said yes if the women was hot

faragher
04-02-2007, 01:56 AM
moog you fool. Msn now. or PM me with your email.

moog
04-02-2007, 01:57 AM
i asked him and he said yes if the women was hot

thats so hot

freagarher my email is in my profile

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 02:02 AM
so when is blade unbanned

Emubas
04-02-2007, 02:03 AM
so when is blade unbanned
If you'd read the ban thread, you'd know.

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 02:04 AM
is he banned because he had a threesome??...he's in the bath right now with a electric wire because he thinks people hate him because he had a threesome

faragher
04-02-2007, 02:06 AM
We love he had a threesome - We hate he made a date rape joke.

Well, Ida does.

HeavyT
04-02-2007, 02:07 AM
a toaster would work better

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 02:07 AM
tell the pucker...that he said he didnt date rape or joking about date raping....I bet this ida dude has AIDS

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 02:07 AM
Jonny222, do you know Blade personally?

Is he as hot in real life as he seems on the internet?

Tell me, have you ever thought of working as an undercover agent?

Emubas
04-02-2007, 02:07 AM
a toaster would work better
For a threesome?

Jonny222
04-02-2007, 02:08 AM
Jonny222, do you know Blade personally?

Is he as hot in real life as he seems on the internet?


....your asking me if a guy is hot??...please god tell me your a girl

HeavyT
04-02-2007, 02:09 AM
For a threesome?

depends on what you're into :trex:

Emubas
04-02-2007, 02:09 AM
depends on what you're into :trex:
I'd rather not go into a toaster, to be honest.

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 02:10 AM
....your asking me if a guy is hot??...please god tell me your a girl
I'll be whatever you want me to be.

faragher
04-02-2007, 02:10 AM
tell the pucker...that he said he didnt date rape or joking about date raping....I bet this ida dude has AIDS

a) Ida is not a dude
b) Ida does not have AIDs
c) You are so banned when she sees this...

moog
04-02-2007, 02:11 AM
tut


or before

Emubas
04-02-2007, 02:11 AM
I'll be whatever you want me to be.
Oh, you tease! :trex:

faragher
04-02-2007, 02:13 AM
tut


or beforeOH. ICEBURN!

MIKE-KING
04-02-2007, 02:18 AM
You Fucking G-a--y Cunts Stop Banning Just Fucking Cocksucking Ugly Cunts Fucking Gay Ass Bitch Wipes

moog
04-02-2007, 02:19 AM
oh i had such high hopes for you :(

Ebzy
04-02-2007, 02:19 AM
I do hope this thread continues when Blade returns ... ( sounds like a movie title) ... very entertaining !!!!

On a side note... any young boys wanna accompany the man and I in a 3some ?
I'll bake some cookies for your troubles :) I promise! Oh and i'll supply beer too :P

HeavyT
04-02-2007, 02:21 AM
lol @ MIKE-KING

baaaaaaannnned

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 02:21 AM
Me but only if they're good cookies. Shame I'm in the wrong country :p

bionic sheep
04-02-2007, 02:22 AM
blade2142 would you do a threesome with a man and a woman this is serious
getting back to the main thrust of the thread, are we talking spit roasting or having the guys do stuff to each other like with bums and willys and things

i mean i personally would be up for either but y'know this is the kind of thing that needs clarifying, because spit roasting is totally straight and manly and heterosexual because it is derogatory to the woman and things which assert male dominance are totally macho y'know

Ebzy
04-02-2007, 02:27 AM
Me but only if they're good cookies. Shame I'm in the wrong country :p


Aww you're too old anyways !! :P

I'll ship some cookies over to whereever the HELL you are then for your troubles..

--
if its me and two boys I dont really think bumsex between men is acceptable.. fondling yes... but not bumsex unless it's wanted i say

HeavyT
04-02-2007, 02:27 AM
Get rid of one and another take its place (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/member.php?u=31616)

Gods-Left-toe
04-02-2007, 02:40 AM
Blade prayed to me and

1) Ok blade wants to know when is he unbanned ..
2) Tell the dude that banned him and hes sorry..ide or watever
3) He didnt mean date rape ...please unban him

Ok gods toe has to move ...cya ...

ps : you're all goign to hell except one of you...

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 02:41 AM
LOL *waves* hi blade

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 02:41 AM
They are infinite!

moog
04-02-2007, 02:42 AM
he will be unbanned on valentines day

any more sass and he won't be unbanned at all, so be nice

Mudkipz
04-02-2007, 02:42 AM
Just..
Plain..
Legandary..
lol
Will you be oh so kind and tell us which one of us ISN'T "goign" to hell?

HeavyT
04-02-2007, 02:42 AM
This is legandary.

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 02:45 AM
Aww you're too old anyways !! :P

I'll ship some cookies over to whereever the HELL you are then for your troubles..
Bah. I always knew my old age would cost me something like this. Stupid 19 years I've stupid been stupid alive :p oh well, cookies to England then please. Or you could wait 'till I'm in Melbourne later this year, either way I like cookies.

Gods-Left-toe
04-02-2007, 02:46 AM
The one that is not going to hell is the one who sends me $500 via paypal.
PM for your ticket! out of here!! while stocks last!!

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 02:47 AM
http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p160/voiceofcod/infinite.jpg

artist's impression of the blades

Gods-Left-toe
04-02-2007, 02:50 AM
Hells waiting for you my friend...

HeavyT
04-02-2007, 02:52 AM
Oh man..

IP ban this guy.

Paleez.

Gods-Left-toe
04-02-2007, 02:56 AM
God has no IP

Mudkipz
04-02-2007, 02:57 AM
Minus's at the Ready...

Gods-Left-toe
04-02-2007, 02:58 AM
Don't belive me??/...Do you really want to risk it???.....Even if you don't belive in god...just imagen god is real and you are riskign your soul...just remember that the next time you eat a sandwitch fatbloke

moog
04-02-2007, 02:59 AM
go to bed, tiger :)

voiceofcod
04-02-2007, 03:00 AM
Oh to hear you speak those words before me.

*sigh*

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 03:00 AM
Don't belive me??/...Do you really want to risk it???.....Even if you don't belive in god...just imagen god is real and you are riskign your soul...just remember that the next time you eat a sandwitch fatbloke
You'll make lots of friends round here saying that people have aids or they're fat ;) and I'm going to hell anyway so what do I care if you damn me?

HeavyT
04-02-2007, 03:01 AM
Firing squad READY!!

Mudkipz
04-02-2007, 03:03 AM
Daww!, hes gonna sleep tonight :p
Okay question for god, Did Eve have a belly button?

Gods-Left-toe
04-02-2007, 03:03 AM
no

don't mention that name here...satands child

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 03:12 AM
God, please learn to at least correct typos. I can't possibly take you seriously when you're saying Satan's as "satands". I'm sorry, I'm just pedantic I guess.

Bones
04-02-2007, 03:33 AM
pedantic ..and fat!

moog
04-02-2007, 03:35 AM
hi bones :)

Urlosenged
04-02-2007, 03:39 AM
pedantic ..and fat!
If you were a ninja you'd know that isn't the case ;)

Timmeh
04-02-2007, 03:54 AM
I actually lolled until it hurt :(.

5thTime
04-02-2007, 04:57 AM
God has no IP

it's funny because it's true.

Kiwi Man
04-02-2007, 09:10 AM
This thread is amazing!

And it got to 10 pages in less than a day!

Also:

lol @ MIKE-KING
Which Mike King is this!?

The Grim Reaper
04-02-2007, 09:29 AM
Which Mike King is this!?
Yeah, is it this one?
http://www.comedy.co.nz/photos/mking1.jpg

Midget
04-02-2007, 10:24 AM
lol

this thread is beautiful

also, using both hands doesn't count as a threesome :eng101:

Cooldudebob
04-02-2007, 10:25 AM
This thread made me lol and cry at the same time.
Rated 5!

ZekeyLizard
04-02-2007, 10:34 AM
Its 5am and this topic ruined my underpants.

Thank you, dr.who

Luna
04-02-2007, 10:56 AM
Don't belive me??/...Do you really want to risk it???.....Even if you don't belive in god...just imagen god is real and you are riskign your soul...just remember that the next time you eat a sandwitch fatbloke

I'm sure God could spell better than you.

Hi.

Mercury126
04-02-2007, 11:13 AM
This is the best thread in a very long time, rated well and truly 5.

GorillaBearBear
04-02-2007, 11:50 AM
I missed all the fun :(

Roll on the 14th, I guess.

PS I am a young attractive man looking for a threesome I like long walks on the beach romantic comedies and threesomes at least 1 girl thanks.

Thomp
04-02-2007, 12:02 PM
This is why going to bed, before a thread like this is made, is a bad idea

Still hilariously good though

Magpie
04-02-2007, 12:49 PM
Someday he will return.


You will all rue mocking him and his sexual prowess.

Ebzy
04-02-2007, 01:44 PM
I missed all the fun :(

Roll on the 14th, I guess.

PS I am a young attractive man looking for a threesome I like long walks on the beach romantic comedies and threesomes at least 1 girl thanks.


Tooo old boy ! :P

GorillaBearBear
04-02-2007, 02:10 PM
Cradle snatcher.

Luna
04-02-2007, 03:51 PM
Why is this not in bestest threads?

Purple Wabbit
04-02-2007, 04:07 PM
I loathe not having internets at home ;_; - I miss amazing threads like this one. This makes me :(

shroomhead
04-02-2007, 04:37 PM
AHH shit, and i went to bed earlier yesterday 'cause I had to work. fuckit!

BlueIncaPilot
04-02-2007, 04:54 PM
Conclusion:

Lol!

Shiny
04-02-2007, 05:01 PM
Why is this not in bestest threads?

lol wut?

shroomhead
04-02-2007, 05:03 PM
I guess it wasn't, till moog moved it.

Elbowman-iac
04-02-2007, 05:04 PM
I only just read this, its fucking hilarious..

Reckon i'm too old Ebzy? :p

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 05:23 PM
hurrah, besterest! \o/

[murray]
04-02-2007, 05:24 PM
I missed all the fun :(

Roll on the 14th, I guess.

PS I am a young attractive man looking for a threesome I like long walks on the beach romantic comedies and threesomes at least 1 girl thanks.

Oh give up the pretence of liking girls you massive bender.

retardedhell
04-02-2007, 05:49 PM
I GO AWAY FOR 2 FUCKING DAYS AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS?!

I lose badly :(

Jimmeh
04-02-2007, 06:41 PM
This is the official countdown thread until he returns. 10 days to go!

stalefish
04-02-2007, 06:52 PM
This thread has made it all wet where I'm sitting.

:(

Magpie
04-02-2007, 07:53 PM
']Oh give up the pretence of liking girls you massive bender.

I concur.

Maybe go back to chasing a child hood crush of some kind?

Mercury126
04-02-2007, 08:06 PM
Besterst isn't good enough, this thread deserves a forum section of its own upon its creators return.

Bappel
04-02-2007, 08:08 PM
This thread happened so fast. I'm confused. Was I asleep? I guess so.

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 08:11 PM
That's it precisely. :)

Bappel
04-02-2007, 08:13 PM
To hell with this thread!
Its actually unny though that his first thread became his doom. Never write something that might piss Evil_ida off.
Who put this in besterest? moog?

dinnerbone
04-02-2007, 08:20 PM
I missed the fun. :(

moog
04-02-2007, 08:45 PM
Who put this in besterest? moog?

yus.

Bappel
04-02-2007, 08:46 PM
I thought so, you seemd pretty involved in it during the first pages I cared to read.

GorillaBearBear
04-02-2007, 09:14 PM
I concur.

Maybe go back to chasing a child hood crush of some kind?

Is someone jealous now that someone else is pretty?

moog
04-02-2007, 09:20 PM
settle down ladies

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 09:23 PM
awf i was just getting my handbag ready :(

Joe G
04-02-2007, 09:26 PM
Legendary thread- I missed it :(

Bappel
04-02-2007, 09:28 PM
how come that new people are loads more funny then us? This guy, joined and made a thread that became besterest. And then we have the whiner that cursed the whole forum before leaving. Well, he seemd to come back and check it out one last time.
Have we old forumites lost the spark? Are we worthless compared to these geniouses that joins the forum and makes a lovely thread?

Youlikeyams?
04-02-2007, 10:05 PM
yes. plus this guy had a threesome. lol.

[murray]
04-02-2007, 10:42 PM
To hell with this thread!
Its actually unny though that his first thread became his doom. Never write something that might piss Evil_ida off.
Who put this in besterest? moog?

Ive hated that ida since day one, she makes shit balaclavas.

Bappel
04-02-2007, 10:50 PM
']Ive hated that ida since day one, she makes shit balaclavas.
This is funny indeed. I loled. This makes the thread all worth besterest!

Gods-Left-toe
04-02-2007, 11:53 PM
Can somebody tell me my mate blade is unbanned please.

moog
04-02-2007, 11:54 PM
he will be unbanned on valentines day :)

Gods-Left-toe
04-02-2007, 11:55 PM
is thier anyway he can still read the forums
cuz he says hes banned and it says he cant view stuff

Urlosenged
05-02-2007, 12:02 AM
He can view (if I remember correctly) besterest down to LWIF without logging in, so he should still be able to read this thread.

Midget
05-02-2007, 12:11 AM
yeah he'll have to clear his cookies then try looking

Macca
05-02-2007, 12:18 AM
I pray for his poor ickle soul tormented by the memory most foul of such a horrific event.

captain canuck
05-02-2007, 12:35 AM
does walking in on two people doing it and not leaving untill several moments after they noticed you count as a threesome? or does there have to be actual involvement?


(entirely hypothetical, of course...)

faragher
05-02-2007, 09:38 AM
does walking in on two people doing it and not leaving untill several moments after they noticed you count as a threesome? or does there have to be actual involvement?


(entirely hypothetical, of course...)Dude, walking in on your parents and then being too stunned and shocked to immediately leave DOES NOT COUNT. Sick freak.

albie_123
05-02-2007, 10:06 AM
thresum plz i am so hot rit now i am lokin for relation sheep

esquilax
05-02-2007, 10:49 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/midnorthcoast/stories/Aunty_The_m560007.jpg
This one is called Aunty

cutmanmike
05-02-2007, 12:01 PM
The first few pages of this thread reminded me why I still come here.

Thanks guys, GROUP HUG (or 3some)

Emubas
05-02-2007, 02:33 PM
Besterested! \o/

Gods-Left-toe
05-02-2007, 03:22 PM
blade wants to know if he can get him self unbanned before the date...Its just a misunderstanding....

Smartie
05-02-2007, 03:26 PM
blade wants to know if he can get him self unbanned before the date...Its just a misunderstanding....

Not, it's not. He joked about rape and thusly got a spanking for it. He should take his red bot-bot like a good boy.

And if he [well - you] doesn't quit whining he'll likely end up getting banned perma.

Why doesn't he just log in as you? Eh? being as you're such close buddies and all... :ninja:

Gods-Left-toe
05-02-2007, 03:27 PM
check my ip if you think i am him.......................I don't need you to belive me that [BLADE2142] is my mate who i showed the funny mango link too and he was exploring the forums and he posted this to show off i guess....

dinnerbone
05-02-2007, 03:34 PM
...check my ip if you think i am him...
God has no IP
Contradiction.

Smartie
05-02-2007, 03:38 PM
check my ip if you think i am him.......................I don't need you to belive me that [BLADE2142] is my mate who i showed the funny mango link too and he was exploring the forums and he posted this to show off i guess....

Lovely. You know how to read, yes?
Well then, I didn't say you were him, I said why doesn't he log on as you, if he's so damn desperate to come back on the forums.

Plus I have 1 million and 54 better things to do than "check your IP"

Edumacation today... *shakes head

Gods-Left-toe
05-02-2007, 03:38 PM
That was the "real god" ...i am the one behind the account...i was taken :notworthy because i wont give him my password

Youlikeyams?
05-02-2007, 03:39 PM
Edumacation is learming, so don't you dare insulted my educating because I am learn well.

and G-L-t, shut up.

Gods-Left-toe
05-02-2007, 03:41 PM
ok

dinnerbone
05-02-2007, 03:44 PM
Location of image in your sig:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/firestar213/FREEBLADE.png
Location of image blade put up:
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/firestar213/Jessy2.png

You claim not to share your password with this guy, yet the images are stored on one account.

Please explain.

Gods-Left-toe
05-02-2007, 03:46 PM
maybe because its a photo sharing site and maybe he made that and told me to put it in my sig? ..:eng101: ...The genius is not i....the genious is behind the blade.

Anyone else want to challenge the mighty and fail?

Smartie
05-02-2007, 03:55 PM
Here's the rope you ordered... I've started the circle off for you...

HeavyT
05-02-2007, 04:07 PM
Gods-Left-toe, how are you associated with Blade when you're not on the forums? Are you friends? Classmates?

Dr S
05-02-2007, 04:07 PM
maybe because its a photo sharing site and maybe he made that and told me to put it in my sig? ..:eng101: ...The genius is not i....the genious is behind the blade.

Anyone else want to challenge the mighty and fail?

pssh dude, I'll let you into a little secret shall I ...

FOR GODS-LEFT-TOE ONLY !!!
we all know your the same guy

dinnerbone
05-02-2007, 04:09 PM
Anyone else want to challenge the mighty and fail?
Oh yay, I loves a good challenge ^_^
Let's start easy. What word starting with J can mean you are fearful of being replaced?

Krauser
05-02-2007, 04:27 PM
I need to masturbate now.

retardedhell
05-02-2007, 04:31 PM
I'm on this site at work JUST for this thread now :D

Youlikeyams?
05-02-2007, 04:41 PM
Gods-Left-toe, how are you associated with Blade when you're not on the forums? Are you friends? Classmates?

I think they are the same guy BUT IT IS JUST A GUESS

i_stalk_badgers
05-02-2007, 04:43 PM
What the hell did I miss?!

Need internets at home.

shroomhead
05-02-2007, 04:44 PM
BUT IT IS JUST A GUESS

no, it is not i think.

Elbowman-iac
05-02-2007, 05:28 PM
I love when dumb people are arrogant! (Possible Ironys there)

"Who else will challenge the might and fail?" Lol.
(He doesnt realise how many people are laughing at him?)

Dr_nwa
05-02-2007, 05:33 PM
Gods-Left-toe, how are you associated with Blade when you're not on the forums? Are you friends? Classmates?

You missed out lovers Diamond man.

HeavyT
05-02-2007, 05:36 PM
I know he's the same person.

I just want to catch him in a lie or prove him wrong with logic.

Now SHHHHHHHH!

Youlikeyams?
05-02-2007, 06:12 PM
DO NOT WORRY I WILL NOT RUIN YOUR PLAN MR HEAVYT SIR HE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT WE ARE PLANNING

anyway where were we?

also post 7000

sirch
05-02-2007, 08:16 PM
lol at this thread.

NOTE FOR BLADE UPON HIS RETURN: Pics plus vids required as proof :ninja:



EDIT: Post 888. Not as impressive though.

JailBird
06-02-2007, 04:21 PM
I hope im the first one to say this but:


Posting in a Legendary Thread

Hydralisk
06-02-2007, 05:44 PM
I just spilled yoghurt over myself reading this thread.

I knew I should've saved it for later...

Youlikeyams?
06-02-2007, 06:01 PM
I could interpret "yoghurt" in so many ways =D

Cooldudebob
06-02-2007, 06:33 PM
This is the best thread since homesar.
Fact.

matt bird
06-02-2007, 08:10 PM
half of this thread is people saying "this is the best thread ever"

what about the thread in my hat

if it wasnt there it would fall to pieces

what then you jack asses

cold head? no thanks pricks

ps i slept in a bed with a girl once

GorillaBearBear
06-02-2007, 08:14 PM
Yeah, I slept in bed with that girl too.

matt bird
06-02-2007, 08:16 PM
she spoons like a princess

Kiwi Man
07-02-2007, 03:54 AM
This is the best thread since homesar.
Fact.
homesar?

HeavyT
07-02-2007, 04:36 AM
A popular flash animation.

The Grim Reaper
07-02-2007, 05:14 AM
homesar?
Actually, its Homsar:eng101:
Its Homestar without the e and t.
http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Homsar

Does this thread still have a topic? Or is this like the cheesebin, but with less shit?

Kiwi Man
07-02-2007, 05:16 AM
Ah, it's a character in it. (or 'innit' if you prefer.)

Ebzy
07-02-2007, 07:05 AM
ps i slept in a bed with a girl once



I slept in bed with 2 girls once/twice/thrice.. I was in the middle..

HeavyT
07-02-2007, 02:47 PM
Is that nudity in your sig?

Cooldudebob
07-02-2007, 02:49 PM
homesar?

http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showthread.php?t=47590
best thread ever

sursmiley
07-02-2007, 03:33 PM
My friend Malte has thye weirdest (non)-relationships. He broke up with his ex ages ago. She's now a lesbian and he has sex with her and her girlfriend regularly. He does not love her though, He has a soulmate(his words not mine) who refuses to be with him, and says she loved him when he hit on her constantly, but that he never wanted to be with her. She's weird. And he's just hopeless at love.

swampmonkey
07-02-2007, 03:35 PM
I slept in bed with 2 girls once/twice/thrice.. I was in the middle..

But were you naked?? And if not, why not??

Smartie
07-02-2007, 04:02 PM
She's now a lesbian and he has sex with her and her girlfriend regularly.

In my book that makes her a biscuit (Bi), not a lesbian, as Lesbians, by definition, tend not to sleep with men.

Smartie
13-02-2007, 09:48 AM
Lock up your daughters everyone (over the age of 25 with children that are girls) cos he's back tomorrow..... maybe... if he remembers to log on.

retardedhell
13-02-2007, 09:49 AM
Lol, I hope he's angry.

So very VERY angry.

edit: And I hope that he accidentally had a 3some with 2 other men whilst away from here.

Oh the irony....

Youlikeyams?
13-02-2007, 10:58 AM
Heh, if only..:p

back tomorrow though! let hilarity and hijinks ensue.

Ebzy
13-02-2007, 11:29 AM
But were you naked?? And if not, why not??


I had no pants on .. and there were free flying boobies everywhere..



very erotic

Emubas
13-02-2007, 12:56 PM
Oh hell yeah, can't wait to see this bloke back :D

Raider
13-02-2007, 01:04 PM
Had to join the forum just so i could find out what happens... if only my life was this interesting!:notworthy

Captain_Obvious
13-02-2007, 01:18 PM
I had no pants on .. and there were free flying boobies everywhere..



very erotic

Flying Boobies? What, JUST flying boobies? everywhere you say?

Hmm...i think i need some of what youve been having :)

Chris

Ly
13-02-2007, 02:45 PM
hey i once slept with a girl and a guy at the same time

am i cool yet?

crab
13-02-2007, 02:48 PM
Sorry I'm so late
I was contemplating Zen
He had a threesome?
[edit] holy shit, accidental haiku! High fives!

Mr. Maark
13-02-2007, 02:50 PM
this is the best thread of this year so far

its the one to beat, guys!

Agreed. The lulz are plentiful here.

Blade2142
14-02-2007, 02:43 AM
Damn!