Lots of love, Jake

[weebl]

will189@hotmail.com

u fucking knob head your pathetic little Weebull in your shitty chat room once i find him il bash his brains in you here dat u dick head im gunna bash his brains right the fuck in!your website sucks your dads cock! go shag your mum you sad loser i go out side and play football then go on your shitty website il find something and il delete your website u fucking bellend!

[Yorkshire Tea]

Temper.

[Shiny]

Sorry, wait, what?

Did he just send you that for no apparent reason?

[crab]

watch out!
HE WILL DELETE YOUR WEBSITE

[ZOIDBERG]

will189@hotmail.com

u fucking knob head your pathetic little Weebull in your shitty chat room once i find him il bash his brains in you here dat u dick head im gunna bash his brains right the fuck in!your website sucks your dads cock! go shag your mum you sad loser i go out side and play football then go on your shitty website il find something and il delete your website u fucking bellend!
He's so creative!

[Xharock]

Well at least it looks like he used a Thesaurus :eng101:
Maybe I should start forwarding all of my crappy "My name is Anmus Samases and I wanna give you 25 gazillion dollars" e-mails.

[*blaine*]

will189@hotmail.com

u fucking knob head your pathetic little Weebull in your shitty chat room once i find him il bash his brains in you here dat u dick head im gunna bash his brains right the fuck in!your website sucks your dads cock! go shag your mum you sad loser i go out side and play football then go on your shitty website il find something and il delete your website u fucking bellend!


this man clearly loves the cock

[Joe G]

He's hacking the website "oh noes!". I like the fact his email is included :p

[Urlosenged]

He's hacking the website "oh noes!". I like the fact his email is included :p
I've already put it to good use :ninja:

[crab]

for the love of God, stop provoking him!
HE MIGHT DELETE THE WHOLE INTERNET

[Alex¿?]

His intelligence is shown that he could obviously hack something ¬_¬
His vocab is amazing - eh guys?

[eidderf]

Seriously though I'd keep away, he plays football, that means he's in with the rough crowd. You don't want to be walking alone at a night and be ambushed by a bunch of hackers, they've got hard drives.

[Shiny]

for the love of God, stop provoking him!
HE MIGHT DELETE THE WHOLE INTERNET

OH SHI-

[Youlikeyams?]

jon - eight days of freedom says:
hey mate, just thought I'd applaud you on that e-mail you sent to weebl, it was class
Will says:
thanks- except i dunno what people are talking about! i dont even know what weebl is! think someones got the wrong idea or summit!
jon - eight days of freedom says:
haha, don't think so
you can't get the wrong idea about "u fucking knob head, once i find him il bash his brains in you here dat u dick head im gunna bash his brains right the fuck in!"
so really I just wanted to call you a bellend and tell you the internet mocks you. good day!

Was I too immature? :3

[Soracloud]

Watch your back, he seems like one of those Hacker types...he is going to delete your site...like the WHOLE site...:eek:

[dinnerbone]

Wait wait... we have a chat room? Why was I not informed?!

[Youlikeyams?]

Multiplayer games (scissorpaperstone, dogfight) have chatrooms.

[Falco Lombardi]

will189@hotmail.com

u fucking knob head your pathetic little Weebull in your shitty chat room once i find him il bash his brains in you here dat u dick head im gunna bash his brains right the fuck in!your website sucks your dads cock! go shag your mum you sad loser i go out side and play football then go on your shitty website il find something and il delete your website u fucking bellend!

This is basically the email equivalent of driving fast down a road in a big car to prove what you do not have.

I have strong suspicions this man is a eunuch

EDIT: And quite possibly a mother lover to boot

[MasterMoogle]

I sent him a confirmation for cheese news from cheese.com, but can't think of anything else to do. :(

[swampmonkey]

"love the E-mail to weebl.
Including your E-mail address so that all the Weebl forum users could abuse you in return is genius. Your clearly some sort of retarded idiot"

Hope he enjoys all his new found attention

[dinnerbone]

Who said this guy included the email himself? Weebl might of added it so you guys can do what you do best.

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

And like a stealthy ninja, I just signed him up to a number of seedy mailing lists.

You're welcome, and enjoy your bondage mails.

[Turkey Sandwich]

Someone could have just used his email addres y'know. :)

[Smartie]

Well whoever it was is about 12, with a mental age of 4 and half. This seems to be because he has limited vocabulary and results to purile, infantile name calling, most of which seems to reflect that of the Primary School playground.

Ah, the youth of today...

[lachie 7]

Best to back up the site. ;)
He means business.

[JebblehMooo]

O...
...Ok O_o :S

[esquilax]

Someone could have just used his email addres y'know. :)

He does have amazing hax skillz

[Smartie]

Well, it's been nearly 20 hours and I see the forum is still here.

Even so best make me a copy.
*Gets out floppy disc*

[sursmiley]

I just sent him some quotes so he can see what people think of him. Them I finished it like this: "Don't do it again. Really, it's just so fucking stupid, don't do it. Stop harrassing Weebl, you're messing with forces you do not understand. U FUCKING CUNT U VAGIKNA IM GONA DELET EVRY NDATA ON UR COMPUTER UN HIR ME???!11 ;)"

[Tweekish]

Well, it's been nearly 20 hours and I see the forum is still here.

Even so best make me a copy.
*Gets out floppy disc*

Damm, I started copying it out by hand.

[Turkey Sandwich]

I was busy taking pictures of the screen with my digital camera.
Didn't think of that.

[AngryPaul]

I don't remember sending that.

*scratches head*

[fzz]

will189@hotmail.com

u fucking knob head your pathetic little Weebull in your shitty chat room once i find him il bash his brains in you here dat u dick head im gunna bash his brains right the fuck in!your website sucks your dads cock! go shag your mum you sad loser i go out side and play football then go on your shitty website il find something and il delete your website u fucking bellend!

The internet frowns upon your limited vocabulary!

[Corn_Fest]

Hey guys. I have this Google homepage widget thing (half of you probably have it too) that lets you send email to anyone and it looks like it came from from any email address you put in, any ideas?

This could be fun

[Turkey Sandwich]

The government?
The guy's being investigated under anti-terrorism laws?

[i_stalk_badgers]

*snrk* bellend.

I am lying down with my head on the laptop, absorbing the website pixel by pixel. Osmosis and a semi-permeable skull, it's all you really need.

Just give me a year or 3.

[Soma]

So wait, some guy gets annoyed at ONE person in a chatroom within a game on this site, and so he abuses Weebl for it?

[Sebas]

*snrk* bellend.

I am lying down with my head on the laptop, absorbing the website pixel by pixel. Osmosis and a semi-permeable skull, it's all you really need.

Just give me a year or 3.
However, osmosis goes from high density to low density, so basically you're saying you have an empty skull.

[Roachy]

*signs e-mail address up for beastiality porn*

[i_stalk_badgers]

Sebas - yup.

This comes as no shock. And I didn't listen in science lessons!

[Mercury126]

The idiots of the internet never fail to make me smile.

[totes]

i have signed him up to what is possibly the most annoying newsletter of all time, htmlgoodies.com

i have also checked that he is interested in everything from aerospace to zebras

i hope he likes it

[Turkey Sandwich]

The idiots of the internet never fail to make me smile.

You must smile a lot!

[Xharock]

I do hope he enjoys reading various US Government and Environmental monthly newsletters...

[Razzle]

Sebas - yup.

This comes as no shock. And I didn't listen in science lessons!
And it also only works with water...
Try active transport.
(Ah Biology GCSE coursework)

[MasterMoogle]

Will the stuff that you send not just go into a spam folder?

[Urlosenged]

Does he seem intelligent enough to know what a spam folder is? Anyway half the stuff that should go to my spam folder don't, so some should get through.

[foo_fighter]

He is now a member of My Little Pony fanclub.

[jables]

...and also interested in shopping online with adsa and tesco... but then aren't we all?

ah heck! I'll sign him up for some book clubs too, chap looks like he needs to read a bit more

[Tweekish]

You guys are so mean!

Although I cant help smiling at some of your choices :D htmlgoodies and the My Little Pony Fanclub......

[woobi]

Apparently, he has a myspace. (http://searchresults.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=find.search&searchType=network&interesttype=&country=&searchBy=Email&f_first_name=will189@hotmail.com&Submit=Find&SearchBoxID=FindAFriend)

[dinnerbone]

Heh, google his email - comes up with this thread <3

[Thomp]

He listens to Good Charlotte. Nuff said.

[Mat^]

Apparently, he has a myspace. (http://searchresults.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=find.search&searchType=network&interesttype=&country=&searchBy=Email&f_first_name=will189@hotmail.com&Submit=Find&SearchBoxID=FindAFriend)
And a girlfriend too! Who'da thought? (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=16417210)

[Zhyl]

And a girlfriend too! Who'da thought? (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=16417210)

I would.

[Shiny]

I would.

Yeah, me too...

[MasterMoogle]

I got the impression it was a 5 year old.

[woobi]

I got the impression it was a 5 year old.


A 5 year old with that kind of vocabulary?

What kind of deranged 5 year olds do you know?

[MasterMoogle]

A 5 year old with that kind of vocabulary?

What kind of deranged 5 year olds do you know?

You'd be surprised.

[captain canuck]

This gets more and more confusing. How exactly angreh knobheads manage to get and maintain relationships with persons is quite beyond me. Unless the other is equally as mentally challenged...

No proof of that, though.

[bakedhh]

Did anyone notice that he lives in Redditch?

That really should answer most of your questions

[Niamhel]

oof


ha ha ha, such a knob

[shroomhead]

He is now a member of My Little Pony fanclub.
WINS.

[Corn_Fest]

I just sent him about 50 emails that appear to be from his own email address reading

HELLO:

HELLO I AM A HUGE LOSER

[katt]

so much aggression on the interweb.

i think all wars between countries should henceforth be fought on internets. less loss of life and more fun

[Nicro]

no way armwrestle tournaments

[tommytank]

well all of us must send stooopid emails now and again.

i remember 3 years ago i emailed Weebl saying that some cunt had stuck a Weebl and Bob cartoon on albino black sheep, under the name of Jonti Picking (not Weebl).

i never heard back from Weebl, but i guess he showed this "Jonti" what for....


all, the good old days, god bless ya, Jonti :D

[Mercury126]

I just sent him about 50 emails that appear to be from his own email address reading

HELLO:

HELLO I AM A HUGE LOSER
Whats that thing called and where can I get it? :P

[Soma]

so much aggression on the interweb.

i think all wars between countries should henceforth be fought on internets. less loss of life and more fun
BUSH says: GTFO IRAQ OR G3T PWN3D
HUSSEIN says: FOAD

[excalibur]

i saw suddam get hanged on youtube

[Dingbat]

And a girlfriend too! Who'da thought? (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=16417210)
Send her to me instead. I'll deal with her.






USING MY PENIS















TO PENETRATE HER








SEXUALLY








DO YOU SEE WHY THIS IS FUNNY?









Disclaimer: No words in this thread are to be constituted as a serious threat to anyone's safety, be they male, female or undecided. This post has been constructed for humour purposes. Your statutory rights will not be affected by any complaint made but anything you do state in verbal or nonverbal form could be construed as a threat or as evidence in any further criminal proceedings against poster or victim. All rights reserved.

[TusksRUs]

Did anyone notice that he lives in Redditch?

That really should answer most of your questions
Reddditch :eng101:

[3v1l |\/|1NiOn]

<?PHP

for ($i=0;$i<100;$i++){
mail("will189@hotmail.com", "IMPORTANT", "u fucking knob head your pathetic little Weebull in your shitty chat room once i find him il bash his brains in you here dat u dick head im gunna bash his brains right the fuck in!your website sucks your dads cock! go shag your mum you sad loser i go out side and play football then go on your shitty website il find something and il delete your website u fucking bellend!\r\n\r\nThe Weebl forums are out to get you\r\n\r\nlolololololol", "From: Helen");
}

?>


For those non-PHP-minded: That sent his message back to him from 'Helen' 100 times.

I couldn't be bothered with all this manual spamming lark

[Lozzie Stardust]

His email = tiny cock.


Hope he's enjoying all the crap he's getting XD.

[Zhyl]

Sad thing is that he's kept his e-mail account. If I were him I'd have made a new one, but he still signs into MSN with it.

[Swirl]

wow its his birthday today - it says on his myspace.

Send him birthday cards xD

[Soma]

I've felt the temptation to sign him up to scat porn but I'm afraid to go near those sites myself. And besides, that would perhaps be a bit too harsh, even for this guy.

[BigJonny]

I've felt the temptation to sign him up to scat porn but I'm afraid to go near those sites myself. And besides, that would perhaps be a bit too harsh, even for this guy.

I was a bit tamer - I've signed him up to about a dozen personal contact sites ("Meet sexy girls in YOUR area!"), and also to B&Q's kitchen and bathroom catalogue (seriously, they are spam maniacs - I get something every other day from them alone!).

[esquilax]

You could always go uncheck "load images automatically" from the options bit, or whatever your browser has. Therefore, you can sign him up, without having dodgy pictures on your screen and hard drive! Win-win situation.

[Simon]

This thread is great and all...but have any of you considered that what you are doing makes you almost as sad as him? z0mfg im gunna s3nd h1m sum pr0n lol den im gunna fap 0v3r it cuz i w0n7 g3t a gf angreh faec. This thread is surely for mocking the idiocy scavenging the internet for people to rise to it. Honestly...some people really do need to get some air once in a while.

[Shiny]

I just thought his girlfriend was doable, is all :)

[Simon]

I didnt see your message, so it wasnt aimed at you :p more at those sending spam of various types. How devastating!

[badgerz]

I suspect it was not is fault actually...

maybe someone stole his email address, just like some of the most vengeful in here did...

he said he didn't even know what weebl was (cfr. the msn conv on page 1), and on the mail subject he signed as jake, but his name is Will, innit?

Well, let's blame the magnificent ignorance of the author, whoever it was..!

[Rhiyo]

Its possible to send emails using anyones email address.... Its just a simple PHP script

[Fireboar]

Yes, that's true. If you check the headers and other blurb that you don't normally see on the email, you can normally find out if it's a genuine email. Although some people use very clever disguises when sending out emails like that (take a look at this page (http://uk2.php.net/manual/en/ref.mail.php) - about halfway down the page is a comment by "jcwebb at dicoe dot com" with a script - that's the sort of thing I mean).

I think you guys should just give this person a break. Just because someone's sent Weebl an abusive email doesn't mean that everyone should start spamming the address that it comes from (or claims to come from).

Mmkay?

[Drattigan]

your pathetic little Weebull in your shitty chat room

He hates the moderator WeeBull, but not the moderator Drattigan.

THE DRAT LIVES ON!

[piemastermike]

is this another case of IRC spankings?

[Youlikeyams?]

is this another case of IRC spankings?

Nah, the RockPaperScissors chatroom methinks. Where nobody actually plays, which is a shame cos I want a game sometimes. :(

[Jimmy]

Some girl old man kept asking for cybor in there once. Pretty freaky.

[kikii]

Nah, the RockPaperScissors chatroom methinks. Where nobody actually plays, which is a shame cos I want a game sometimes. :(


I've just visited the RPS game...

Is it always full of idiots with poor vocabulary and no social skills?

[dinnerbone]

I've just visited the RPS game...

Is it always full of idiots with poor vocabulary and no social skills?
Please... we call them AOL'ers.

[Darkeye]

i just sent him a email, by that i mean JAKE

[Zhyl]

Small question, don't know if it's been asked yet, but how do we know he's called Jake? I've looked at the e-mails and the only trace of a name I can see is the e-mail address. Am I missing something?

[Youlikeyams?]

Hahaha, just saw the article on the main site. Fantastic. :D

[Mercury126]

Zhyl I think there was a myspace link back a few pages, or maybe Im thinking of another troll thread.
EDIT: Here it is, his name is Will or Chandler or maybe it actually is Jake. (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12177067)

[Bappel]

Great responce from weebls side.

Checked the myspace page, then checked what he wrote to some friends. Same spelling misstakes as in weebls mails except that they are not in BIG LETTERS!! We might have our man there. Or we might be totaly wrong.

[Mutey]

Wait wait... we have a chat room? Why was I not informed?!
You've been on the forum for 2 years. I've been on this forum for about a total of 20 minutes, and I know we have a chatroom! :D

Wow, that guy who sent Weebl those messages really sucks.

[hoopsdo]

He hates the moderator WeeBull, but not the moderator Drattigan.

THE DRAT LIVES ON!

THANK GOD!:notworthy

[Hairydan]

LOL who honestly cares that much about a stupid game of rock paper scissors :P

[Drattigan]

THANK GOD!:notworthy
lawl. :D

[woobi]

Please... we call them AOL'ers.

:(

[Fireboar]

I now state that I revise the statement that I stated above. I now state the following statement:

Jake is a dick.

[CaptainSlapDash]

Whata mis-statement to make :)

[Baguette]

i hope he enjoys beng signed up to loopylove and enjoying his various gay sex offers from there and it's many third parties i signed him up for

[rabid pacman]

Unfortunately, he probably won't baguette. Looks like Weebl's gonna get him kicked off the internet.

[Midget]

what a plank

[shroomhead]

However, osmosis goes from high density to low density, so basically you're saying you have an empty skull.
Or that there's a substance of lower density than the internet.

[Lasak]

He's an angst teen, who just needs to get his attention fix from an internet(s) website admin, because mommy just didn't love him "that much".

Scary, scary...

[Soma]

Either that or he's just an idiot, pure and simple...

[Phang]

This gu must get even more spam than me b now, what with all the newsletters he's been signed up to. Much funny - but seeing as I keep getting these wierd spams that serve only to insult Google, it makes me wonder if someone signed me up to that...

But slightl futher onto the topic, what a tet. I doubt even the local ChavLorcs can get that insane.

[Mister Qwerty]

What a frigging retard.

[Dude]

Classy.

[Charming]

Heehee this guy couldn't hack into mashed potatoes with a chainsaw! Silly willy!

[tubbles]

he accidentally deleted his own internet :)

then he finds that his internet has fucked up, and his friends see his subscription to "loopylove"

[ABP]

He reminds me of that kid in the Haribo advert at the airport.