The Corrupt wish game.

[Fee]

Alright, this is a little like the vending machine game, but what happens is the first person wishes for something and the next person makes it come true only with a consequence, eg.

person 1 : I wish that I were cool

person 2 : Granted, but you're now on fire.

Alright? I'll start the ball rolling with

I wish I had some popcorn. :D

[fzz]

Granted, But it explodes because you put it in too long

I wish i didnt have anything to wish for because i already had it all

*EDIT* my grant doesn't work because if i didn't have anything to wish for because i had it all wouldnt i have cancer already.

[Extremity]

Granted, but you get Cancer

I wish I was hax0r l337

[The Mna]

Granted but you are so hax0r l337 that you end up sending nuclear launches from all over the world ending all human life as we know it (including yours). Game over.

I wish I had some pie.

[streety]

the pie contains traces of britneys headpubes and you choke to death.

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her.

[Nicro]

Granted. when you call her her dad answers, and since he is overly proctive and was in the marines, he comes over to your house and caps you in the knee.

I wish I had many hot womens. Like, this many |---------------------------------------------------------------|

[WraithMaster]

Granted, but fitting many women in that small space caused them all to be crushed to death.

I wish that nothing bad or deadly would happen to me or anyone close to me...ever, not even due to this corrupt wish.

[Nicro]

Granted. Due to your conundrum of me having to corrupt and grant your wish, but not being able to, the universe divides by zero. Everybody dies.

[albie_123]

One: Nicro didn't post a wish.

Two: This thread has been done before, it got boring quickly.

Three: I wish for everyone to die

CORRUPT THAT

[Vercci]

Granted but you die also

i wish that I had lots of money

[Smidge91]

Granted, but it's inaffective Spanish Pacetas which you can't use anymore.

I wish I could go to Goals today instead of looking after my sister.

[angelred666]

you can go to goals but you loose you legs

i wish i had serise one of dr who

[doctor_fruitbat]

Granted, but it was recorded on a mobile phone.

I wish I had a brand new iMac.

[fzz]

Granted but they forgot to send you the plugs

I wish that this wish didnt count for anything

[TX_101]

Granted, but it does, as it gives me a prerogative for a response.

I wish I wasn't hungover,

[shroomhead]

Granted, but you get hungover.
I wish this wish wasn't corrupt.

[sursmiley]

Granted, but you realise too late that it's a lousy wish and you don't actually get anything. So now you still don't have a girlfriend, a job or a penis longer than 3 cm.
I wish that everyone is miserable, including me.

[Ozzylator]

Granted. Everybody is now miserable, including you. However, you are not quite as miserable as everybody else. Everybody else starts to hound you, wondering why you are less miserable. The pressure mounts and you kill yourself.

I wish that I was poor.

[Vercci]

Ok but just before you made that wish, All banks around the world for some reason gave everyone that used their bank 800 Million ( pounds or dollars ) but after you made that wish, you lost it

I wish i had ninjaship

[m00b]

Granted, but the internets just asploded, therefore destroying everything.

I wish that shroomhead would give me my mom back.

[shroomhead]

Granted, but you lose all your internets and your home is blown up so who cares?

I wish to be god.

[Redux]

Granted, but your creations shall rape the planet!

I wish I were in California.

[Smidge91]

Granted, but global warming causes California to sink beneath the ocean.

I wish I could have another wish.

[Krauser]

Granted, but you ate the wish due to world starvation.

I wish i was a helicopter.

[TusksRUs]

Granted.

Helicopters don't live.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupt.

[Fee]

alright but you cause the universe to explode because of the paradox

i wish my mice weren't afraid of me

[Niamhel]

granted, but now they bite you any chance they get.

i wish i had some coffee

[Krauser]

Granted, but its cold.

I wish i had infinite wishes.

[Smidge91]

Granted, but you are dead and therefore cannot wish the wishes.

I wish the next post didn't corrupt my wish and I and everyone else lived happily ever after, except Hitler and any character from That's so Raven.

[stupiddumdum]

Granted but you are hired to the cast of that's so raven hahaha
I wish I had a sandwitch.

[doctor_fruitbat]

Granted, but it's the Broodwich.

I wish Naruto Shippuden had a hundred episodes out already so I'm not stuck salivating every day at the thought of next week's ep.

[stupiddumdum]

Granted but they're from a spinn off show that is so terrible that you crap yourself.

I wish I could fly

[happy-go-lucky]

Granted but you do an Icarus and fly too near the sun. (Classics GCSE, don't ask.)
I wish I didn't look like a drowned rat.

[stupiddumdum]

Granted but now you are a drowned rat that looks like jabba the hut.
I wish Metallica came up with actual music rather than that shite that sounds like a constipated guy having a trilogy*.

*Also known as a brown star wars.A turd of such epic proportions it has to be released in three installments. The first can stand on it's own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, but has a dark, inconclusive feel generating an air of foreboding and leaving itself open for an unknown ending. The final chapter has drama, excitement and moments where you think all is lost. A grand battle is waged where good overcomes evil and peace is restored in your colon.

[bmfy.]

Granted, but it's music that's overrated and music you don't like.

I wish I had a faster computer.

[doctor_fruitbat]

Granted, but it only runs Windows 3.1.

I wish LittleBigPlanet was finished already.

[Rook]

Granted, but now you don't have a PS3 to play it on.

I wish there was something good on TV.

[Mr.L.Xp]

Granted, but your TV has chosen to implode upon itself, as does every other TV you look at while this awesome of awesome program is on.

I wish I could stop procrastinating over everything that needs to be done.

[stupiddumdum]

granted but now you you killing yourself has to be done.

I wish I was batman

[m00b]

Granted, but you were immediately killed since you didn't know how to use any gadgets.

I wish I was your sunshine.

[doctor_fruitbat]

Granted, but the heat incinerates anything within a hundred thousand miles.

I wish I wasn't on limited bandwidth.

[stupiddumdum]

granted but now you have no internet.
I wish for a pet pourpoise

[Vercci]

Granted.....Now you are on no bandwidth :D

[edit] darn too late....

Granted but it swims away

I wish the store came back :twisted:

[stupiddumdum]

Granted but you have no money
I wish this thread was in the
CHZBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doctor_fruitbat]

Granted.

:p

I wish I was an employed lifeguard again.

[stupiddumdum]

granted but you are fired for peeing in the pool.
I wish I had a friend.

[albie_123]

I wish I had a friend.
Your friend dies.

Then you die.

Then everyone dies.

MY TURN

I WISH THAT NOTHING HAPPENS

[stupiddumdum]

Granted but you try to breathe but you are forced to do nothing so you die.
I wish (Insert Generic Wish Here)

[Vercci]

Granted, Nothing Happens in front of you. The smoke made by the Nothing Happening Chokes You

[edit]DAMN....

Granted ( Insert Generic Wish Corruption Here )

I wish I could control time

[stupiddumdum]

granted but you don't know how
I wish vercci could grant a wish before I do

[Rook]

Granted, but he has been added to your ignore list, so you can't see him granting a wish before you do.

I wish Microsoft operating systems weren't such a bitch (here's looking at YOU, Vista).

[stupiddumdum]

granted but now you are a bitch to the microsoft operating systems.
I wish I had my pie. (you know what pie)

[Rook]

Granted, but you don't get to enjoy it for very long... (check Pie thread)

I wish there was such a thing as a free lunch.

[stupiddumdum]

granted but it goes free and runs into a lunch sanctuary
I wish for world peace

[Mercury126]

You get world peace but then war breaks for entertainment reasons,
I wish I was good at parkour.

[Nevermore]

Granted, But everyone gets super jealous of your mad skillz so you get shot.

Twice.

In the face.

I wish I had a cup in my hand right now.

[doctor_fruitbat]

Granted. A crotch cup, that is, already filled.

I wish I had a full suit of armour.

[Scrumpopolis]

Granted, but it rusts trapping you inside to slowly starve to death.

I wish I had a self cleaning toilet.

[Alatar]

Granted, but it cleans itself so much it breaks down and your toilet clogs.

I wish Rutland Weekend Television was available in stores at a reasonable price.

[detdandman]

Granted but now you have no money
I wish I had laser eyes

[The Mna]

Granted, but you get pwned by the phoenix (X-Men 3)

I wish I was Black.

[detdandman]

granted but you get pwned by white supremasists.
I wish I had a nice car

[Niamhel]

granted, but it got stolen and brunt out.

i want sex

[detdandman]

granted but no wish was made
I wish for a pet penguin

[The Mna]

Granted, but PETA throws several buckets of cow blood at you (that infects you with mad cow disease) for allegedly sexing the penguin.

I wish apples tasted like oranges.

[FuriousPanda]

Granted, but you throw the entire universe out of balance, creating mangos tasting of wallaby.

I wish for a dancing fridge.

[detdandman]

granted but it falls out of the sky onto you
I wish for a pepperoni pizza

[The Mna]

Granted, a 40 yr-old paedo comes to your house with a pizza box attached to his pelvis.

I wish apples tasted like apples (hah! mess that one up :P)

[detdandman]

granted but they all contain anthrax and you eat one.
I wish I was Bill Cosby

[Monit]

Granted, but he's a weirdo.

I wish I had an infinite supply of doughnuts.

[detdandman]

granted but they are covered with poo
I wish I was Bill Gates

[The Mna]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! I wanted to do the Bill Cosby one.

*ON TOPIC*

Wish granted, but Vista's failure ruins M$ (ohriginul[rhymes with vaginal{lol}]) and you are thrown out onto the streets where people urinate on you regularly.

I wish I got to do the Bll Cosby one.

[detdandman]

Granted but you lose your thumbs
I wish I wasn't Bill Gates but that I was Bill Cosby

[The Mna]

Granted, you become a Cosby clone.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ac2zDle2qpM

I wish today isn't as boring.

[Evil Genius]

Granted, but the excitement is too much and you go insane.

I wish I was on Doctor Who. ^^

(Sorry, about the bump, I love this thread.)

[kikii]

you are on doctor who... But then theres a hideously terrible accident where you are decapitated and therefore the epiode is never completed nor aired. Its destroyed.



I wish my EMA was in so I could go get the piercings i want.

[iPie]

Okay. But they are all infected

I wish i had a weebl

[Emptyspraycan]

But you got the wrong type and it was the baby toy version. (got that idea from when I typed weebls wrongly)

I wish it was my birthday tommorow which it is so just try to mess that up!

[Kaveman]

Everyone in the entire world dies apart from the people you don't like and you have to live with them in a hotel, and your being filmed because it's a sitcom for BBC... all on your birthday.

I wish I had wings...

[Roachy]

You get them, but they're sprouting out of your ass and are too weak to allow you to fly.

I wish I had a better car...

[Emptyspraycan]

You get the car, but a drunk idiot comes with a sledgehammer and smashes it.

I wish I had ten grand a month.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you get taxed 110%. Then a government official stabs you.

I wish my brother wasn't a big eejit.

[Emptyspraycan]

Your brother dies, But then you get an adopted sister who is exactley the same.

I wish everybody smelt nice all the time.

[Some Random Kid]

Granted, But you smell like shit.

I wish i had a new PC, because the one i have now if bad.

[Dr Phil]

Granted, But I will just brake it agen.
I wish I could spell.

[Emptyspraycan]

You gain the ability to spell, but everyone else can't so now everyone takes the piss out of you for spelling things correctly,

I wish i could control the temperature.

[doctor_fruitbat]

Granted, but global temperature control is so difficult to get right that you cause the end of life as we know it.

I wish I could live in the land of fairies and puppy dogs.

[Dr Phil]

Granted, But you now have no cock.

[by crikey!]

what do you wish for?

[Dr Phil]

I wish I was rich.

[by crikey!]

you become hideously rich, but the stock market crashes and all your money is worthless.

i wish i had the skill to play every musical instrument perfectly.

[The Mna]

Arses.

Granted. Your name is now rich.

Granted, but you try playing them all at once resulting in a horrible accident wherein you are impaled by a trombone.

I wish I was on the starship U.S.S. Voyager in the delta quadrant. (loltrek)

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but you are destroyed by the Borg
I wish I had a Wii.

[The Mna]

Granted, but you pee so much that you dehydrate yourself, whither up, and die.

I wish I had a (se)xbox 720.

[iPie]

Granted But it explodes once you open it ,
then weebl and bob piss on it

I wish for world peace

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but everyone on this forum mobs you saying that ones been done already. You then get murdered.

I wish I didnt have to go to school today.

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but you have to stay at school for 5o more years.
I wish for a new phone.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you are constantly called by telemarketers until you eventually kill them all, and then yourself.

Sorry, I forgot.
I wish I was 7 feet tall, and had heat vision.

[doctor_fruitbat]

You need to say what you wish for after granting theirs. ;)

[Dr Phil]

I wish I had a gun

[dibelo]

granted but you kill everyone and get the death penalty

i wish i had a pet bird

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but its a parrot and constantly talks so you can never sleep.

I wish for Santa to be a smurf

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but he forgets his '45 when going into town, gets beat up in an alley and killed. Most random ever, I know.

My wish is up a few posts.

[Shiny]

Granted, but everyone else becomes at least twice as tall as you and are immune to heat vision

Can have a peanut that isn't soiled, shrunken spoilt or damged in any way, will have no cost or consequence, with the possibility of having more and tastes just fine and dandy?

[The Mna]

Granted, but you're extremely allergic to peanuts and you turn into jabba the hut after eating it.

I wish visiting the dentist didn't suck so bad.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but he is completely inept. You don't feel any pain but you come out with no teeth. (God this could have been so much dirtier...)

I wish I had a 50 inch tv with a Wii and a PS3.

[Meltyfox]

Granted, but all the plug sockets in your house are now broken.

I wish I could teleport anywhere I could think of.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you see an old man and......

I wish I was in the new Metal gear solid movie, as Ocelot.

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted. But you play the part so badly everyone hates you.

I wish that I could travel in time and space. Cool.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but you step on a ant and now you will never be born, a time paradox thingy that destroys the universe.

I wish I had free electricty!

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but you are killed my a meteor

I wish I had a working desktop pc.

[Shalashaska]

^Emtpyspraycan, time paradox.

Granted, but you get addicted and have to pay too many bills for electricity.

I wish I could draw anything I can see.

[Krauser]

Granted, but you draw it badly and everyone burns you.

I wish i had All the money i need, and infinite wishes and nothing bad happens to me at all so this wish cannot be corrupted by anything or anyone.

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but you will never be loved.

I wish i was 2 years old agen.

[Krauser]

Granted, but you live with Michael Jackson.

I wish i lived with Michael Jackson.

[streety]

Granted but you will have a sore bum bum for.........ever....

I wish I was Danny Devito.

[Gonk]

granted, but you lost your pen0r

I wish i didnt have to go to college and that i could lounge about at home all day

[Shalashaska]

Ah Goom, that was sort of the point when I said draw anything I could see. I meant well. Anywho...

^Granted but you fail all your classes and are now a hobo.

I wish I could speak every language known to man.

[Emptyspraycan]

^ granted, but a alien comes and kills you because you accidently insulted his mum.

I wish there was no meteors.

[The Mna]

Granted, but you get hit and killed by a flaming toilet that fell off of a spacestation.

I wish I had a pet alien.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted but you kill him because he says something that sounds like ''UR MUMS FAT LOL OMG LOL''

I wish for all doorways to be 1 foot higher!

[Shalashaska]

^Granted but you're 6 feet shorter.

I wish I was ruler of the word.

[Emptyspraycan]

You become ruler of the word but it's a crap job because no-one cares so you are forced to become a tramp.

I wish this wish didnt go wrong!

[The Mna]

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything, making the wish pointless.

I wish I had a pet zombie.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted but it just sits there all day muttering about brains.

I wish for a window that let no bugs in!

[The Mna]

Granted, but it lets Bob Dole in.

I wish it rained beer.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted but you drink to much,to fast, and have hiccups for the rest of your life.

I wish for a BIG box of tissues

[The Mna]

Granted. You suffocate on tissue paper.

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but it melts.

I wish magical trevor was real.

[The Mna]

Granted, but you get sent to another dimension, where you saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah, yeah.

I wish I could see things like Scampi.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but you don't know what they are because of there disguises.

I wish it was warm after showers.

[The Mna]

Granted, but the showers themselves are cold enough to send you into hypothermia.

I wish weed was legal.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted but no one can find any.

I wish I could stop posting after The Mna all the time ^^

[The Mna]

Lol. Granted, I'll give it a rest for a while. (but you might be lonely)

I wish my computer didn't crash so frequently.

[Some Random Kid]

Granted, but it starts killing you

I wish i was a screwdriver

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but your rusted and never used.

I wish for peace of mind, just like the adverts

[Shalashaska]

^Granted, but you get bored and commit suicide.

I wish for some Prawn Cocktail crisps.

[Shiny]

Granted, but an elite team of tiny, tiny ninjas jump out of the packet as soon as you open them and beat the living shite out of you.

I wish for sand. A lot of sand.

[Shalashaska]

^Granted, but every grain of sand turns into a ninja and kills you.

I wish for an elite team of ninja-pirates to do my bidding.

[Loofah]

Granted but they are all homosexual and will give you aids in no time.

I wish that I was a toast king

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but they are fat and get stuck in doorways all the time.

I wish for Yoda to be my freind. hoo-rah

[archbishop_josh]

Granted, but when teaching you the ways of the force, you realise you aint no Jedi and jump off a tall building,

I wish i was in Big brother...

[Loofah]

Granted but big brother is racist and therefore you can't say the word gollywog for a few minutes

I wish I was willy wonka

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you are convicted of being a paedo.

I wish I could kill everyone by clicking my fingers.

[Gonk]

granted but you kill yourself in the process
i wish i could rule the world

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but the world explodes.
I wish I was porn star.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you catch AIDS and have 200 children.

[Dr Phil]

I wish for a nuke.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but it is broken.

I wish for perfect internet connection

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but you can't access anything properly because there are too many pop-ups.

I wish Big Brother would crash and burn.

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but you are in the next one.

I wish for a hat.

[Trollhammer]

Granted, but your head disappears.

I wish for endless funds

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a pug.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but it kills you and sells your body on the streets.

I wish for an army of ninjas.

[TheSheep]

granted but they turn against you and leave your entrails around the town.

i wish i owned a massive pile of icecream and two and a half pinemartins

[Trollhammer]

Granted, but you loose your sense of taste.

I want a beer

[Emptyspraycan]

A stranger gives you a beer, but then it is stolen for it was not a wish.

I wish for a super power!

[iPie]

Granted but it sucks

I wish i was more popular

[tbork]

granted, but now your apendage has shrunken to a comically small size

I wish I had a HDTV

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but there is no HD content to play on it.
I want to kill an emo.

[Krauser]

Granted, but you turn emo and kill yourself.

I wish the girl I liked would go out with me.

[crazy-eye0]

granted

but it tunrs out she likes terrible music and wont let you let go of her

I wish I could create chocolate whenever I want

[Trollhammer]

Granted, but you just don't want to anymore

I wish for a friggin beer

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you turn into a raging alco, drive, and crash, killing yourself.

I wish for a coke.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but it is the wrong type and you get high on drugs and arrested.

I wish for coca-cola.

[crazy-eye0]

Granted,but its poisoned

I wish I have a Jeep,and the ability to drive without being arested.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but you crash and die.

I wish fresh air was everywhere, not just outside.

[dibelo]

granted, but um hitch hikers now walk through peoples houses leaving muddy carpets everywhere they go

i wish i could play the piant realy goodly

[The Mna]

Granted, but no knows wtf a piant is

I wish I had a dime for every time someone swore.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you drown in metal.

I wish I was the funniest person alive.

[bum face man]

granted , but know you cant talk to anyone without them laughing, like that episode of fairly odd parents.

i wish i had a cyclops, with pink hair


ooh ooh ooh and who doesnt have bad breath

[Trollhammer]

Granted, but it's homosexual and constantly raped you.

I wish for fun

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but you end up having to much fun and then turn emo for some reason.

I wish every emo would die. Sooner.

[Dragon Pirate]

Edit, because some guy beat me to it

Granted, but they get to go on massive killing sprees the day before they die

I wish plants were made out of various foods

[Trollhammer]

Granted, but you don't like the food they're made of.

I wish for a drivers license

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but all the cars in the world are destroyed and no more will evre be made.

I wish for a ball of Neptunium.

[Dragon Pirate]

Granted, but it's stuck to your hand permanently.

I wish for soda that doesn't leave that gummy taste in your mouth after drinking a lot of it.

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but it tastes like shit.

I wish for an army which obeys me for all eternity.

[Hydralisk]

Granted, but it's the US army. Hence, you "accidently" get shot by your own troops.

I wish I had twenty million pounds in my account.

[Dragon Pirate]

Granted, but it's twenty million pounds of lard.

I wish I had found the cure for cancer.

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but before you can tell or show anyone, you die of a heart attack.

I was I was immortal.

[crazy-eye0]

granted, but you die of old age

I wish I was back alive from being killed by that other wish.

[The Mna]

Granted, but you are a zombie.

I wish the creationists would stop trying to prove science wrong.

[Dragon Pirate]

Granted, but because they succeed and destroy all science.

I wish I could go back in time.

[Shalashaska]

Crazy eye, immortal means you live forever and nothing can hurt you....

Granted, but you go back too far and get killed in the war.

I wish I could open locks by looking at them.

[bum face man]

granted but you open my door lock and i blow your knee-kaps off


i wish i had a vampire, who wouldnt attack me

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but he kills everyone you love. Even Kay. Lol.

I wish that Doctor Who was on more frequently and lasted longer.

[crazy-eye0]

Does it? must've been thinking about something else yesterday...

Granted,but the writers run out of ideas and end up having the daleks every episode,for 2 hours.

I wish daleks werent overused.

[Shalashaska]

Probabley thinking of "Invincible", whish means you can't be hurt, but die of old age.

Granted, but the Dalek fan club attacks you. In other words, midgets swarm through your house, stealing and punching.

I wish I could see the future.

[Dragon Pirate]

Granted, but it's only the reeeeeeeeeeeeeally disgusting parts

I wish I could tell perfect lies

[Dangar]

Granted, but each time you tell a lie your nose grows bigger.

I wish for a puppy.

[The Mna]

Granted, but it is molested by Bob Barker and produces hideous Bob Barker-dog babies.

I wish my 360 didn't crash so often :mad:

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you get banned from Xbox live! with hitler.

I wish more people would post in the roleplay.

[crazy-eye0]

Granted,but it only happens for one day.

I wish I would stop making remarks about blondes being stupid when im next to my mate who happens to be a smart blonde.

[xMUSHx]

granted but u start making ginger jokes and get shot.

i wish i had a bigger house cos mine sucks :(

[The Mna]

Granted, but you get lost in it.

I wish I had an ak47.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but the soviets from MGS attack to get it back.

I wish I could do all those cool revovler tricks.

[The Mna]

Granted, but you accidentally shoot someone's eye out with it.

I wish Mna didn't mean woman in Irish.

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but but it now means fat ugly ass spots.
I wish i had a lemon.

[Gonk]

granted but you forfeit your pen0r

i wish i could get a degree in procrastination

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but it doesn't help you get a job.

I wish I had my own laptop.

[xMUSHx]

granted but it grows wings and flies away the moment you touch it

i wish i had a WMD

[crazy-eye0]

Granted,but it sets on fire in a commical fashion.

also I already make ginge jokes

I wish that The laptop would lose its wings.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted but it falls from the sky and smashes.

I wish I had a £50!

[xMUSHx]

granted but a hobo steals it,

i wish hellgate london was out sooner!!!!!

[Nigel's Revenge]

Granted, but you get sucked into the game and killed.

I wish for a muffin.

[xMUSHx]

haha its poisened

i wish for a mcdonalds in my garden

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but your fat science teacher crushes your house in thought of a closer McDonalds.

I wish that my really fat science teacher was dead.

[xMUSHx]

granted but as she dies she falls on you and kills you.

i wish i could fly (like dumbo)

[The Mna]

Granted, but your ears become freakishly huge and you are mocked and isolated out of society as a result.

I wish I knew.

[Socks]

Granted, but you forgot.

I wish I had a wish that didn't backfire on me.

[The Mna]

Granted, but you didn't really wish for anything, which negates the whole point of a wish. (It's been done several times in this thread already BTW)

I wish I had a cape.

[Socks]

Granted, but it rips.

I wish i had a brand-new bottle of shampoo that fragrantly smells of flowers and daisies.

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but you swallow it and die.

I wish it there was a little bit more snow.

[Gonk]

granted, but you're stuckin your house in the middle of a blizzard

i wish my computer wasnt so slow

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but it goes so fast it blows up.

I wish the cup was half full not half empty.

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but it's half full of elephant love-piss.

I wish for a painfully-dying chav.

[Gonk]

granted but they stab you at the same time with a rusty blade

i wish i could go to bed

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but you're woken up every five minutes by a wet-fish cannon

I wish for money. Lots and lots of money.

[Some Random Kid]

^ granted, no catch :)

I wish i had Mister Qwerty's money.

[Dr Phil]

Granted, but you lose your runescape membership

I wish for a lesibian orgy!

[Gonk]

^granted, but its not exactly what you asked for as you didn't spell it properly... :eek:what you end up with makes you never look at pr0n again

i wish i could have a year's supply of muffins

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but you get so fat you explode

I wish I had my money back from Some Random Kid, the theiving bastard.

[Some Random Kid]

^ granted, but it will be deliverd in pennys over 20 years :)

I wish for a cup of tea...

[Emptyspraycan]

Granted, but it tastes funny so you never ever drink tea again.

I wish for a big old orangotan.

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but GreenPeace accuse you of exotic animal trafficking and kill you.

I wish for dextrous feet.

[feeshy]

Granted, but then they develop a mind of their own and get you arrested for trespassing.

I wish I was a world famous intellectual.

[xMUSHx]

granted but.. well seen as i dont know what that word means, erm, you get ran over by a bus. hah take that biatch!!

i wish for a fridge with a machine gun

[Some Random Kid]

Granted but your wish is so stupid, you made the world a little bit more stupid.

I wish i was 3 again.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you poop yourself everyday and won't shut up.

I wish I had the remote.

[TheSheep]

granted but you are transported to a remote islands with no television or other use for the remote.

is wish i could drive

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but you are attacked by the "Comittee against the misuse of the letter "S""

[Emptyspraycan]

Emptyspraycan gets a wish because Ocelot forgot.

I wish people said wazzup more often.

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but it gets so annoying you shoot yourself

I wish for evil.

[xMUSHx]

granted, but that makes me evil and, you die!! hah!!

i wish for a ninja disks

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but it kills you for not calling it by it's proper name. (Shruiken)

I wish for Mush to be more correct on the internet.

[xMUSHx]

granted but, well, erm... i shoot u in teh eyes.

i wish for nun-chucks

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but you are raped.

I wish for a world without Tony Blair and George Bush.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but a dog and a cat are employed instead. They do a better job but, the papers....

I wish I was a super saiyan.

[Socks]

Granted, but Goku gets envious of your super saiyan powers, and kamehamehas you to the ground, using his super saiyan 3 powers.

I wish I had a poptart.

[Shalashaska]

Granted, but it's shit flavoured, not the lovely chocolate and marshmallow flavour or strawberry. Yum!

I wish someone would make me breakfast.

[Gonk]

^ granted but it's all burnt and unidentifiable as to what it started life as

i wish Paris Hilton would cease to exist

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but a million Paris Hilton look and sound-a-likes follow you everywhere.

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

[feeshy]

Granted, but then both you and your family get thrown into prison, starved and beaten for breaching truancy laws.

I wish I had a yucca.

[SupersonicLadle]

^granted,but it will take me 100 years to find out what it is

i wish i had a pet tiger

[Shalashaska]

Granted but it eats you. (Too easy.)

I wish I had a cookie.

[Mister Qwerty]

Granted, but it's made from cyanide and you die.

I wish I had a pet chicken

[The Mna]

Granted, but the PETA people kidnap and molest it.

I wish this game wasn't corrupt.

[xMUSHx]

granted but your dad is and he shoots ure face.

i wish i had more money

[Some Random Kid]

Granted but it is chocolate cash.

I wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.