It's my pie

[stupiddumdum]

It's my pie.
CURRENT PLAYERS:

Extremity> 10
Rook > 10
doctor_fruitbat> 6
Vercci> 6
Cactusman> 3
Macca> 2
Alex¿?> 2
bmfy> 2
fzz> 2
UMIST_For_Ever> 1
The Mna> 1
Qu1f> 1
Pkhunter> 1
The Grim Reaper> 1
Glooomp> 1
slurp> 1

This is how it works somebody steals the pie from me in an unusual manner and the next person steals it from them.
Rules
No spamming/flamming/hamming/jamming/bumping or humping.
If the pie is eaten or destroyed it reappears somehow and grants magic powers to or something.
There is no way to stop the pie from being stolen from you.
no same technique can be used
Each poster gets a point per post
The most interesting posts get added to your rep
The every 100th poster will recieve 20 points
The person with the most points will be winner
Special events sometimes happen for a limited ammount of time and extra points will be added e.g. the pie is in the chzbin so you must have an anti chzbin sig and you get 2 points per post.
Finally:
I have a delicious pie, I hope it doesnt get stolen

[bmfy.]

I have a delicious pie, I stole it off of stupiddumdum, by saying his mother was a faggot, I hope it doesn't get stolen, however that would be a good example of Karma.

[stupiddumdum]

Your parts itch real bad and you hand the pie over to me so you can scratch but I run off with the pie and your hands smell like bits.

[fzz]

I use telekinetic powers to take the pie off you, and create a shield around it

[stupiddumdum]

by using The Corrupt wish game thread i wish for the pie but the wish is corrupt and i die but luckily I have no life as explained in the zombie roleplay thread so i keeeeeeeeeeep the pie.
Better luck next time chumps

[doctor_fruitbat]

I throw replica pokeballs at you in an attempt to make you run away screaming at the thought of dozens of pokemon clawing at your eyeballs. Instead you roll your eyes and sigh; I use the window of opportunity to snatch the pie and run.

[stupiddumdum]

Aha but That was my decoy pie, you have to try better than that sucka.

[Slurp]

Damn- he's a quick one he is

[stupiddumdum]

you bet your ass I am now who want's my pie

[Macca]

I aim my gun at your face and ask nicely "Please give me the pie?" and you oblige me. I run away and put my gun down so that I may enjoy and savour my ill gotten gains.

[bmfy.]

I pick up your gun, and shoot your mother with it. As you run over to her, I trip you up, snatching the pie.

Pie is now mine, with you tripped up and your mother dead.

[Macca]

A mere flesh wound, she is revived with my handy phoenix down.

I however have twisted my ankle and must sit down for a while.

[stupiddumdum]

I make a group of retarded midgets do the can-can and while you are temporarily confuzzled I take the pie.
Nice try.
B.T.W. you are confuzzled and you must roll a double to escape (your next post must be on a double minute)

[UMIST_For_Ever]

Rolls Double 6

stupiddumdum go straight to jail and do not collect £200!

BOOYEAH!


I re-poed your fucking pie - you owe me big time and I own your ass!

:p

[stupiddumdum]

I have get out of jail free card and on my next turn i get a chance card that says "one player owes you a pie"
You hand it over and I build a stronghold made of 1000000 hotels on mayfair

[Vercci]

But i live in Nz and Mayfair would turn into queen street. Due to this PARADOX and the fact that queen street is the longest street in auckland, you find yourself without a pie and the lights just flashed to red...sorry you passed go, you have to make your way around the board before you see me again, but i run off with the pie into the lands of fish and chups and sheep :p

this paradox also activated some abnormalities in the world that shall be exploited soon :twisted:

[doctor_fruitbat]

I use my newfound Shinigami powers to enter said strange land, and I totally Bankai your ass. I retrieve the pie from your bloodied but relatively unbattered body, with a cold glance and a stern line related to my past or beliefs or some such thing.

[Alex¿?]

Ahh, but I distract you, with a fake pie, with you running to that, I throw a chinese death star and chop your legs in half, I then run and pick up the pie and grap a tank to defend the pie.

[stupiddumdum]

I teleport ino the tank and grab the pie.
I then set the teleporter to the inside of an elephant's arse.
HAHAHA I'm sooooooooooooo evil.
(and I still have the pie)

[The Mna]

I feed the elephant several pounds of chocolate laxative... After waiting 45 minutes and putting on my hazmat suit I pop open the hatch, swipe the pie, throw a grenade into the hatch, close it, and run like hell. :D

[doctor_fruitbat]

I flip open my communicator and shout "two to beam up!" The pie holder and I teleport to the USS Baberepellent, where a team relieve the holder of his pie and teleport him into the sun.

[Extremity]

Using hypnotism I force you to give me the pie. I then protect my pie with a laser wall.

[stupiddumdum]

I create loads of popups that ask for pie and you click on one accidentally and it steals my pie back.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

Come and get it nooooooooobs

[doctor_fruitbat]

I gather pastry, foil and delicious pie filling, then clap my hands and transmute an even better pie. In awe of this unsurpassable taste explosion, you trade me the pie for mine, forgetting in your awe which one you were meant to hold on to.

[Extremity]

I take you to soviet russia, where pie has you. I then convince the pie to sell you to a pimp, I then travel with the pie back to the west where I regain control of pie.

[stupiddumdum]

you get the bum-eyes by being sprayed by eye poo and i take the pie while you can't see

[doctor_fruitbat]

I rise up the pimping ladder and get my hoes to lay the smackdown on you, gangsta style. I relax with the pie, a dozen hookers lounging at my gold-encrusted feet, and my silver-plated toenails.

[stupiddumdum]

Me and my mob friends ask for the money but you do not supply so we kill your hookers, I take the pie and you get cement shoes.

[Vercci]

walks past and just takes the pie away ( heh, the simplest way to do this :p )

[stupiddumdum]

aha but you realise that my pie may contain traces of... NUTS* in it to which gives you a bad allergic reaction and i take it. You soon realise that it contains testicles that you aren't allergic to.
* check the label

[Qu1f]

Luckaly, with my awesome Chuck Norris like martial art powers, i come down and steal the pie and fly to Uranus

[stupiddumdum]

aha but I fart and blow you into the sun and I take the pie.

[Pkhunter]

in all the commotion, i calmly take the superior pie created on page 2 and eat it, whilst watching you fight over the original pie.

[stupiddumdum]

that is not the pie you are supposed to steal and therefore I have the good pie

[doctor_fruitbat]

Rescued from my underwater concrete doom, I am raised by the merpeople, gradually mutating to take on their abilities. I summon a mighty tsunami, and submerge Uranus in all the Earth's water, which freezes you solid. After many years of excavation, the pie is retrieved and put in my personal museum. You get left there.

[Extremity]

I attack weakpoint for maximum damage, and take pie.

[Vercci]

I lift my shirt and show what underneath to Extremity only.

His/Her eyes burn out of their sockets and go through his/her back leaving extremity writhing in pain on the ground......I take pie after that

[stupiddumdum]

I get a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fat guy to sit on vercci and he is destroyed and the pie is mine.

[Extremity]

I throw a mirrorball and tell you to fetch it. I then drive 5000 miles away with the pie.

btw Vercci i'm a dude.

[stupiddumdum]

i use a homing missle which you never notice following you and you explode and die while I keep the pie.

[Extremity]

You only THINK you have the pie, I hid the real pie in my secret labrotory. Guarded by army of clones. I have the pie.

[stupiddumdum]

I flash my man-boobies at your clones and kill them then I take the pie and put it down my undercrackers. No-one wants it now! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Extremity]

I destroy the pie and according to post #1, the pie has magical reincarnation skillz. It re-appears in my hand.

[stupiddumdum]

oho, but I say to imagine Vercci naked and you die at the thought and the pie is mine.
BTW i'm posting a new rule.

[Extremity]

I threaten to break the internets if you don't give back the pie. You humbly oblige.

[Vercci]

Yeah but as you take it back i call out yoo-hoo mr sexeh, You turn around and......Well lets just say you wouldn't have to IMAGINE me naked anymore :twisted:

As i jump over you and take the pie....Well......I guard the pie using a photoshopped photo of a naked me and a walrus fused together and hang it over the pie....Meanwhile i get my clothes and weapons from that zombie survival roleplay thread and plan something

[The Grim Reaper]

I steal the pie wearing special anti naked vercci/walrus glasses.

I protect it with a tinfoil hat

btw: is it 1000th post wins?

[Jimmy]

Your tin foil has a tube at the top, and the pie is sucked into my tin foil hat.

[stupiddumdum]

I use my magical time-stopping clock to freeze time and take the pie from you. I them bake you into a cake and send it to posh spice and she splurges and goes crazy and overweight. You are no more.
BTW the magical forces in the pie prevent it from being eaten until post 1000 then it will never return...
Until I make a new thread with another pie. (in the new thread coming after 1000 posts the winner is the person who has the pie for the longest time)
P.S. Another new rule concerning poster people

[Rook]

I host an Art competion, offering you a place on the judges' panel, and in your arrogance, you donate the pie as 1st prize (thinking no one can possibly win it with you as a judge).

However, while you are busy with the judging, I hire Hairy Lee's Big Pie Stealing Van Co. to steal Pie for me!

I have the Pie!

[Alex¿?]

I get an amp and guitar and create high pitch feedback, whilst I hvae eaar muffs on, you are open to attack. you drop the pie and I grap it. I run into the TARDIS and go back to the 1500's

[Rook]

My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather shoots you as you step out of the TARDIS (for impersonating a police officer, and squashing his cat when you landed).

He has the Pie, which is cherished and handed down through the generations.

I inherit the Pie, it is mine once more!

[stupiddumdum]

I use my TURDIS ( Time, Unrelative and Relative Dimensions In Shite)
To go back in time to replace the pie of your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather with a fake pie and take it to the year 50000.
P.S. I kick your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather square in the nuts so you are never born. also for some reason Hitler became ambassador for the jewish religion?!?!?!?!

[Rook]

All times are one time; therefore, the moment you replace my ancestor's Pie with Fake Pie, I have the fake Pie. I then eat the Fake Pie, which (due to some rather funky ingredients from the back of your cupoard) grants me immortality.

I use the 50000 years of your abscence to slowly conquer the World, and by the time you arrive in the year 50,000, I am supreme ruler of Earth! My armies ambush you as you step out of the TURDIS, now I am supreme ruler of Pie (i.e.: it is mine).

[Vercci]

I wear a white mask and white gloves....Then i put on a black and white horizontally striped shirt and black pants....Then I mime a rope being twisted and thrown as a lasso....The "rope" Lands around the pie and using miming pull actions, the pie hovers in the air to me :D

[Extremity]

I use ninja stars to blind you. I take pie with relative ease.

[Vercci]

I say "Give Me The Pie Please"

You Humbly Oblige :D

[stupiddumdum]

My new guinea pig and rabbit gnaw at your face and you drop the pie into my hands.
BTW new rule regarding the pie

[Cactusman]

I kill stupiddumdum and steal the pie. Then I lock it in a safe 5 miles beneath a nuclear shelter with armed guards surrounding it.


It's my pie.

[stupiddumdum]

As explained in the Zombie Survival Roleplay (http://forums.weebls-stuff.com/showthread.php?t=58732) vI have no life and cant die. I sneeze and E-mail it to you and you get a virus (LOL). While you are getting your p.c.* sorted out I break into the safe with my thick skull and take the pie.

* stands for Plastic Cock

[Cactusman]

Not a very mature one, are you? Anyway, whilst i was distracting you with that comment, I stole the pie.

[stupiddumdum]

I sing the theme from the bodyguard and your ears explode. I take the pie eazy and you are now deaf.
BTW that wasnt a silent fart you let out!!!! ROFLMFAO!

[Extremity]

I maul you to death and take the pie

[Rook]

I dig a hole, then put the cheesebin inside it. I cover the hole with leaves and such, and you fall into the cheesebin (not seeing it, as it is cleverly disguised).

I then jump in after you, quickly throwing Verccis Anti-chzbn sig around myself and the Pie - time is rewound to before me and MY Pie were in the chzbn; I am safe and sound outside the chzbn, I have the Pie.

[stupiddumdum]

I sues you for copyright theft and I get the pie.

[Qu1f]

My team of highly trained Ninjas come along, kick your ass, and give me the pie, which i am about to eat the pie when....

(see a theme with my posts:)?)

[stupiddumdum]

My group of retarded midgetsKill your ninjas and take the pie all for me.
Now you are at the mercy of the retarded midgets. Do you:
A) Say look over there and point in a random direction and run off Being retarded they look at your finger then eat that first
B) Request they do the can-can and you run off They can-can all day long and die
C) Tell them you are already dead They are also cannibals and they eat you

[Cactusman]

I ignore everything you just said and steal the pie whilst you drool on pigeons.

My pie.

And I, being a schizophrenic, steal the pie from my brain counterpart.

[Rook]

While you are engrossed in an argument with yourself over which of you is more schizophrenic (try THAT paradox on for size), I walk past and artfully lift the Pie from your possesion.

[Extremity]

I pickpocket the pie from you. You do not realise what happens until you are 60 years old.

[stupiddumdum]

boobs to you, I trap you into a really crappy thread that goes into the chzbin and It gets locked hahahahahahaha.
Oh Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Pie is still in there.
Rule for next 10 posts(mine dont count towards the 10):
the next ten posts must happen in the chzbin so all posts must have an anti-chzbin sig. After the tenth post you can escape from the chzbin.

All posters while the pie is in the chzbin will get 2 points for being in the bin.

[Rook]

I go back in time, and hire Alfred Charles Hobbs (Wiki it) to unlock the thread. With my asbestos HazMat suit, I wade into the thread in the cheesbin to retrieve the Pie.

With my Anti-Chzbn sig, I am safe even INSIDE the cheesebin, with my Pie! :D

I have a lovely (if somewhat cheesy) Pie, I hope nobody steals it.

[stupiddumdum]

you get lung cancer from your asbestos as seen here:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Asbestos_lungs.jpg
I now have the pie from your cold dead body

[Rook]

The lung cancer mutates, giving me fire breath, which I use to burn away your Anti-Chzbn barrier (and nicely re-heat the Pie).

Without your barrier, you are vulnerable, and run out of the cheesebin screaming like a little girl. In your haste, you drop the Pie. Is Mine!

This post was brought to you by cutting edge SUPER SCIENCE :eng101:

[Shalashaska]

When you pick up the pie, it is too pleasantly warm. You don't remember Dj Piesafety, and dro it and blow on your hands. I hit you over the head with a ukelele, pick up the pie with oven mitts and leg it.

[terrorbite]

Gonna lock this, since its barely a game and is just... crap.