Cutting Edge Video Game Review

[ray]

As you all should know we at weebls stuff are always on the cutting edge of the gaming industry, so i thought i'd put my advanced gaming knowledge into effect and write a review for one of the newest games out there, for this year of 1994 will feel the wrath of this allmighty game:

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: THE GAME

When you first turn this game on you are completely amazed by the spectacular lightning effects and rocking tune that is played at the title screen (it is a beautiful reindition of the Power Rangers theme song, complete with "Go Go Power Rangers" Singing)

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Hitting the start button i am treated to a fantastic introductory cutscene in which this image stays on the screen for 2 whole minutes

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Then we are introduced to our magnificent group of Power Rangers at the player select screen, it is hard to choose which one you would like to play as, as they are all the epiphany of coolness and fashion, after hours of intense thought i finally decided to choose Jason (The Red Ranger) for his highly fashionable tight red pants and tanktop

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/6426/playerselectscreen1ll.gif

The game starts off with the character in non-power ranger form, i walk down the street were i am confronted with the first puttie who attacks me, With one fatal blow i send the attacking puttie flying and he hits the ground and then explodes

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Quite proud of my achievement i casually strutted on down the road, coming across this unsuspicious fellow, i ignored him and kept walking

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BIG MISTAKE!! Suddenly he threw off his clothes and revealed he too was an evil puttie in disguise, oh those cunning putties and there trickery

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I was then knifed in the face and subsequently died

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This is the point in the game were i said "f**k it" and went and played 'Super Mario World 2'.


"Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: THE GAME"
Review Score: 0.25 out of a possible 374 :)

[Trollhammer]

Awesome, i must have this before my life is complete.

Thank you Power Rangers and Ray for this fantastic cutting edge (almost governmental secret) review.

[death from abov]

POWER RANGERS gonna catch em allll!!!

most spaz thing eva

[davaloha]

tekken 3, the best one in the series although i do have very high hopes for tekken 6 coming out on the ps3 soon, it should be a corker of a game.

also, unholy war that was on the original playstation - that was a very entertaining game for all involved and should be praised as such. :notworthy

[Midget]

is it just streets of rage with power rangers sprites?

[matt bird]

oh i really liked this game, more than streets of rage, though the bosses are really gay

that guy in the coat never fooled me though, you must be a dumb guy

[ray]

tekken 3, the best one in the series although i do have very high hopes for tekken 6 coming out on the ps3 soon, it should be a corker of a game.

also, unholy war that was on the original playstation - that was a very entertaining game for all involved and should be praised as such.
what the fuck.





that guy in the coat never fooled me though, you must be a dumb guy
i was joking about how obvious the disguise was.

also i posted this thread ages ago.

[matt bird]

i was joking about you being a dumb guy, what?

something got lost in translation from english to australian