Rock, Paper, Scissors II

[Falco Lombardi]

There used to be a thread on this but Gods knows where it's gone. Anyway, I've decided to start this game afresh and hope this keeps going as it was one of my favourites a while back.

The rules are simple. In the same way that rock beats scissors, which is then beaten by paper, a person posts something and then the next poster must beat it with anything. for example:

Post 1: Paper

Post 2: Fire burns paper

Post 3: Fire is pwned by fat woman with hose

Post 4: Fat woman crushes small child on bus and is sent to jail

Post 5: Steve McQueen plans a breakout by digging a tunnel with a spoon

Ye see what I mean? It can go anywhere. Be imaginative.
No flaming please, tis just a game.

Also pics are always a funny addition

to start off:

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4687/sandcastlexw0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Sand castle

[tima]

Tsunami washes your castle leaving it in mere bits
http://tsun.sscc.ru/ona_l.jpg

[LukeCarry]

http://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2005/images05/050517fusion.jpg

nuclear fusion evaporates your tsunami

[Vercci]

Nuclear Spoon Pwns your fission

[Rook]

http://zenbackpacking.net/Faltware/VargoSpork.jpg

Spork kicks Spoon's ass, no matter how nuclear he is.

insert crude japanese pun here

[chezking]

Spork goes rusty and then get's broken then thrown into a vortex in a local swimming pool

[Zhyl]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH-E/253601~David-Hasselhoff-Posters.jpg

Rescued. The hoff can swim through any vortex no matter HOW local the swimming pool is.

[tima]

Hot chick in a bikini dares him to try waxing his chest hair, and he runs screaming.


Didn't get a picture in fear of spam.

[Vercci]

This spartan chases the bikini clad chick away

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6195/sparrtafd6.png

[LukeCarry]

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/chuck_norris_random_fact_generator_6_3957_2224_ima ge_2578.jpg

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the very hasselhoffesque spartan in the face

[Falco Lombardi]

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4219/bigfootfu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Chuck Norris is discovered to be the missing link: THE SASQUATCH! Hinters go crazy and gun him down

[Vercci]

and those hunters are too busy to notice that the spartan returns to kill them all while they gun norris down

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6195/sparrtafd6.png

[LukeCarry]

http://www.lincolnsblog.com/img/common/Articles/Entertainment/Godzilla%20vs%20Kong/Godzilla%20vs%20Kong%202.jpg

Godzilla eats spartan and chews him into little bits.

[albie_123]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Mothra.jpg

MOTHRA

[Jimmy]

http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/peopleimages/50ft-woman-500.jpg

very tall woman swats your moth

[tima]

http://www.b24.net/stories/annetteimages/Kamenitsa%20plane%20crash.jpg

Plane crashes into her eye, makes her believe she's a dancing midget and kill herself.
Some necrophil (sp? again, afraid to google that) then takes advantage of her.


And yes, there are people living in her eye, that were very disturbed by the plane's surprising arrival.

[Falco Lombardi]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/745/jksphoenixfieryversionrc6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Phoenix Down!