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Svelter
18-05-2007, 11:03 AM
Sorry, if you clicked on this thinking it was the Smilie Game.

Anyway, I had an idea for this game after having watched Blackadder. Basically, every two days we have a competition to who can come up with the best, funniest, and often downright ridiculous simile. After two days the person who set the competition chooses a winner and a runner up (and can rep them if he wishes) and then the winner sets his own competition for you to make into a simile.

Anyway, I'll start.

The man was as funny as ______

P.S. It doesn't matter if it's an incredibly ridiculous simile. It's how funny it is that matters.
Mister Qwerty
18-05-2007, 11:09 AM
Svelter
streety
18-05-2007, 11:19 AM
The man was as boring as songs of praise

The man was as funny as a dead nazi.
Trollhammer
18-05-2007, 11:20 AM
The man was as funny as a canadian..
streety
18-05-2007, 11:26 AM
So you start a competition and then change it? Is it "boring as" or "funny as"?
Mister Qwerty
18-05-2007, 11:33 AM
He is the master of all evil.
Anyway. The man was as funny as a car crash...
tima
18-05-2007, 03:17 PM
The man was as funny as a clown suit made entirely of chocolate.
Krauser
18-05-2007, 05:23 PM
The man was as funny as a general comedian who is not familiar with the nation who's name was Goom.
submarinedawg
18-05-2007, 06:37 PM
The man was as funny as a man being chased by a rabid badger and then bitten by a stoned hippie, thus turning HIM into one (hippie).
Mister Qwerty
18-05-2007, 06:51 PM
The man was as funny as death by being repeatedly dipped into molten chocolate feet first and gradually incraesing the depth, so they, very slowly and painfully, are chocotized.
The Mna
18-05-2007, 08:57 PM
The man was as funny as your mother. After he banged her.

(haven't done a your mother joke in a while. bleh.)
tima
19-05-2007, 12:03 PM
The man was funnier than a one-eyed ledgewalker who wore his eye-patch on the wrong side.


The_Man was funnier than The_Mna but he accidently typoed when he was creating his account.
The Mna
19-05-2007, 04:42 PM
The_Man was funnier than The_Mna but he accidently typoed when he was creating his account.

Haha. Well done good sir.
Metafire
19-05-2007, 07:47 PM
The man was funnier than an armless man rolling around desperately trying to get up.
TheSheep
19-05-2007, 07:56 PM
the man was as funny as a slightly blue and overcooked hadock trying to eat a pea with chop sticks <now that IS funny
Bacon Machine
19-05-2007, 08:17 PM
The man was as funny as a not funny thing.
RadioactiveHam
19-05-2007, 08:26 PM
The man was as funny as Joe Pasquale

(for me at least meaning really unfunny)
Svelter
20-05-2007, 09:27 AM
Winner:
Mister Qwerty

"The man was as funny as death by being repeatedly dipped into molten chocolate feet first and gradually incraesing the depth, so they, very slowly and painfully, are chocotized."

(I love the word 'chocotized'.)

Runner-up:
RadioactiveHam

"The man was as funny as Joe Pasquale"

(I hate Joe Pasquale.)

Your turn, Mister Qwerty.
Mister Qwerty
20-05-2007, 10:01 AM
Yay! I won!

Ahem...
The man was as n00bish as (a) _________.
Svelter
20-05-2007, 10:05 AM
The man was as n00bish as the lovechild of Chicken_T-Rex and Jailbird after their bet of 'do babies always land on their feet' went wrong.
Krauser
20-05-2007, 10:50 AM
are we allowed to include images?
Mister Qwerty
20-05-2007, 10:50 AM
Yes.
Krauser
20-05-2007, 11:32 AM
Yay!

The man was as n00bish as this person : http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o252/Matt-Whitton/No0b.gif "Y R MY PATNIES PINKZ"
Mister Qwerty
20-05-2007, 11:34 AM
It's Chicken_T-Rex!
tima
20-05-2007, 11:52 AM
The man was as n00bish as a 12 year old kid that plays CS and calls himself "T3h! K1LL3R XXX [n33d cl4n]".
Mister Qwerty
21-05-2007, 04:24 PM
Svelter's the winner so far (though the competion doesn't close until tomorrow...) come on! More similes!
tima
21-05-2007, 05:37 PM
The man was as n00bish as whoever first thought of replacing the o's in noob to 0's.
Vercci
22-05-2007, 07:16 AM
That Man was as N00bish as Me Minus my fluffy hat :D
Mister Qwerty
22-05-2007, 05:10 PM
Right, the results are in.
The winner is...Svelter!!!

The runner-up is...tima!!!
Congratulations.
Svelter
22-05-2007, 05:17 PM
Go me, ok, we're doing 4 day limits now (like the Caption Competition)

It was as crazy as _______

Go!
flippinell
22-05-2007, 06:43 PM
It was as crazy as that party you went to, you know the one where you ended up in a bath full of objects which were strangely all pickled.
tima
22-05-2007, 09:53 PM
It was as crazy as lighting a cigarette with a flamethrower.

It was as crazy as running clothed in the middle of a nudist beach.

It was as crazy as telling "nigger jokes" with a microphone in the middle of harlem.
Mister Qwerty
23-05-2007, 03:39 PM
It was as crazy as wiping your arse with a (chocotised) nettle.
Emptyspraycan
24-05-2007, 09:54 PM
It was as crazy as pretending to be a cannibal badger
The Mna
25-05-2007, 10:50 PM
It was as crazy as pretending to be a non-cannibal badger
tima
25-05-2007, 11:10 PM
It was as crazy as pretending to be a cannibal mushroom.
The Mna
25-05-2007, 11:30 PM
It was as crazy as pretending to be a can of Chef Boyardee
tima
28-05-2007, 09:18 PM
Why did this thread die? It was is quite nice.

It was as crazy as a building made entirely out of jello.
johnny homicide
02-07-2007, 03:48 PM
i was also thinking that but the format of your competition is quite confusing
Mister Qwerty
03-07-2007, 10:45 AM
As I told your alter ego... GTFO!