Finish the sentence!

[Small Fry]

tanker getting sucked into a cess pool by the side of Italy. As this looked rather weird...

[Fwed1]

...he decided to ignore this and play on his gameboy. He was about to complete level two when...

[Shintaz]

...he noticed gameboys were out of fashion. So, with the gameboy in hand he...

[maldirth]

donated it to a scope shop, where he found...

[Chris]

...The Pope with a Telescope .

"Seen anything?" I asked.
"Nope" said the Pope.

But he did see something, he saw a...

[Shintaz]

...and he thought to himself...

[Chris]

Why did you Ignore mine?
WHY?!?!?

[Clowsrule]

OHH WHAT A WONDERFULL WORLD!!!!!! Then he hit himself with...

[Shintaz]

...a spade, like on Team Fortress 2. But then he noticed...

[Chris]

...He forgot Mine.
This angered him so much that he Built a Nuclear missile and sent it to...

[happy-go-lucky]

Bradford. Then the Emperor of Bradford...

[Shintaz]

...laughed at the fact CYBORGchimpish's post was ignored. He signs CYBORG a contract letting him have all the free hookers and food he wants. But, the small print said...

[Clowsrule]

all the hookers are men and the only free food we have is dog crap. Then he tore up the contract before...

['Ello Guv'ner]

someone could laminate it. The emperor was angry and...

[Shintaz]

...decided to smite him by doing...

['Ello Guv'ner]

... a really bad rap for him. It was little known that the emperor was trained in...

[arw360degrees]

ancient egypt. So, He removed his genitalia to reveal...

[Shintaz]

...a doorway. He said this leads to...

['Ello Guv'ner]

...hell. the emperor went in the door on his own crotch, which created a paradox which...

[Confuzzle]

meant although small on the outside it was INCREDIABLY large on the inside. The emperor looked in amazement at...

['Ello Guv'ner]

a cinema which played porn 24-7. But the emperor was gay so he...

[Shintaz]

...decided to go to the gay porn cinema! Sadly, it was...

[Chris]

....not there as Bradford has never had a Gay Porn Cinema.
The Emperor suddenly remembered he had to go to the Mosque to Pray.
The citizens of Leeds...

[Clowsrule]

Prayed with him, then they all...

[Shintaz]

...decided to get pissed down the pub. This lead to...

[Confuzzle]

global warming and mass vomiting. The citizens of Leeds quickly realised that...

[bobfrey the great]

only chickens could save them but...

[Shintaz]

...they all had bird flu! The citizens of Leeds could only do one thing...

[Br3adf1sh]

...But unfortunately a chicken that got brainwashing powers made them forget what it was! Luckily...

[Shintaz]

...one person was able to break the brainwash. So, they all...

[Dr Phil]

...went to soviet russia and had a gay old time with...

['Ello Guv'ner]

The Blisk(Destroy All Humans!2). But then...

[JKybett]

a chimp eats Blisk(Destroy All Humans!2). in an attempt to resuscitate him a passing surgeon...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Cut out his lungs a squeezed really hard, but this killed the monkey. the surgeon was now enemy number 1 with all the animal protection charities, animal lovers and hippies, so he...

[JKybett]

killed them all. The lack of animal rights protesters, leading to the extinction of every species of animal but man, fish and a strange type of spider caused

[happy-go-lucky]

many people to become vegetarian. This increase in veggies means

[JKybett]

there are more hippies and animal lovers which results in an increase of animals again which causes

[happy-go-lucky]

an apocolypse. The three horsemen

[Feawen]

have fine breeds of horse now that there is such a boom in the livestock. Riding on they come across

[happy-go-lucky]

a hamster addicted to penecillin. They are shocked at this, because penecillin is leathel to hamsters, so they

[Br3adf1sh]

...get it addicted to cannabis instead, but they are...

[Qwertyuiop]

ageing Neo-Nazi men in hamster costumes. Under the influence of some lines of Silicone and a spliff, these odd men proceeded to...

[Clowsrule]

rape the cannibals, and in turn got their...

[JKybett]

commupents(don't know how to spell it) when Cpt America(I was gonna say superman but no DC character beats Marvel) ate them all and stopped

['Ello Guv'ner]

Just to say, Download the Google toolbar, it has a spell check i use all the time.

[Clowsrule]

just went in and killed all of them. Only to find...

['Ello Guv'ner]

...a nuke 2 secs away from exploding. He quickly...

[carrotcake]

farted and shut the door, but...

[/bump] this is a good thread, I don't want to see it die

['Ello Guv'ner]

A portal to the middle of nowhere opened up under his feet. he fell tough and...

[alexj9]

Ended up floating around in complete darkness entill

['Ello Guv'ner]

Just to say, your meant to put down the last half of the sentence, then start another for someone else to finish, just a friendly reminder.

when he finds some strange doors on a series of floating tiles. he goes though a door which leads to...

[carrotcake]

A giant prostitute. he then takes the liberty of...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Getting her arrested, he's gay too. when all of a sudden...

[Charming]

a rather disgruntled lump of stilton lands on the handcuffed whore, causing an instant and smelly death. Oddly enough...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Stilton is the main ingredient for making a genetically engineered whore. the Stilton was arrested and taken to court, the verdict was...

[kratzenbourg II]

Guilty, and the sentence was death by gas chamber...

[Charming]

in Guatemala. In Guatemalan gas chambers the gas is provided by Henry VIII lookalikes, they rise onto their gout laden feet and begin pumping the lethal methanes...

['Ello Guv'ner]

kratzenbourg II, all i have to say is this:

I write a sentence but miss off the end and the next person has to finish it in the most random way possible.

Then the person writes a sentence to continue the story.

But Stilton isn't alive so it didn't die. so the Stilton was used...

[Charming]

as a pungent accompaniment to the Earl of Cocopop's bellydancing squad. However, the rest of the squad felt that stilton was a bit common and tarty so they weren't too happy about it being there...

['Ello Guv'ner]

so they plotted to melt it to a bus seat. they started there evil plot when...

[Charming]

all of a sudden the Earl's jealous and weighty wife burst into the room, knocking the entire squad asunder with her enourmous beer gut. The stilton cowered in the corner as the angry housewife continued her lager fuelled rampage...

['Ello Guv'ner]

only to fall on a banana peel and die. So the Stilton grew old and lumpy until...

[Charming]

an amorous and well known, spoilt, teenage flamingo discovered it, in all its lumpity glory. The flamingo suddenly decided that she quite fancied dating a more mature cheese and so a celebrity wedding ensued...

[carrotcake]

which called scandal because the flamingo wasn't actually a celebrity (AKA Paris Hilton.) Because of this, many geese were shocked to discover...

[Charming]

that they were not related to an A-lister flamingo but the stupid, spoiled whore Paris Hilton instead. This resulted in a mass goosey suicide, just around Christmas Eve, which was handy for the slaughter house because...

[carrotcake]

...geese make very good tennis rackets. And as for the children, well, they went to...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Disney world Florida. They enjoyed free rides and stuff, but to get this privilege they had to...

[carrotcake]

creep into mr o'rileys cattle shed. There, they...

[Charming]

found and stole Mr O'Riley's arse shaped teapot, which only he found amusing. Upon escaping with the china buttocks they...

[carrotcake]

played games and sung songs. When the old sock farmer found out, he...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

decided to join in. That was all good and well, except for.....

[MrFuzzums3163]

the small insignificant yet immensely important detail he overlooked, which was that he could not...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

dance. But then the lawn gnomes decided to.....

[MrFuzzums3163]

do various naughty things to a certain part of his body, which at the time happened to be covered with...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

marmalade. After the bees attacked him, he.....

[MrFuzzums3163]

got some toast. With that single slice of toast, he managed to win...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

an ice cube. He then used the ice cube to....

[MrFuzzums3163]

cool his drink, which he then used to...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

swim. He then got out and...

[Satans Trousers]

...purchased some illegal substances from his good friend Jack Michaelson. Jack saw the cops watching him pass over the substance and...

[carrotcake]

asked for some too. After swearing 'keepsies' the farmer went back home, where he saw...

[Charming]

his mail-order bride kissing a large, manly looking pizza passionately. Worse still for the poor farmer, he found out that the pizza was...

[carrotcake]

whats with you gushing about the men? Waaaa oestrogen attack!

anywho
actually someone he had never met, therefore he didn't know ...

[Charming]

Hooray for gushing! Gushy gushy!

that there was a hairy scary gorilla a-hiding in le hay. The bowel-loosening primate leapt forth and...

[carrotcake]

started mating with the clingon, which was an extremely worrying sight. So we ran to..

[Charming]

Nando's and heard the delicious chickeny sermon and then we did eat our sacred piri piri marinated meat and it was good... amen. During the tasty religious service a...

[carrotcake]

Cockeral with delusions of grandeur swooped from the sky and screeched about how the end was nigh. This caused

[Charming]

a stir at the teacup party that was taking place at the local PigDog B&B. Seeing as this was commonplace/ no big deal, a rowdy sugarlump decided to liven things up by...

[carrotcake]

lifting up his skirt. This caused the teabags to jump out of their pots causing a frightful stir (hehe) what they didnt realise was..

[Charming]

that Ancient Greece's favourite band, Lucy Labyrinth and the Minotaurs, was in town. Lucy picked up her lute, leant towards the microphone and said "alright ladies and ladymen, this next little number is called...

[Small Fry]

42, being the answer to life, the universe and everything. Having found...

[Satans Trousers]

..the toaster, something somewhat unexpected happened, a huge...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

camel came into view. As I was startled by this, I accidently......

[Charming]

tripped over Desperate Dan's (remember him?) massive, stubbly chin. Queen Victoria was not amused and so she ordered...

[carrotcake]

(yes i do, when I was younger, I used to have a crush on that indian friend of his - no comment)

their funny bones to be cut off and fed to the ravenous christmas tree hat her husband had given her. After...

[Charming]

Heehee... the urge to comment on that is overwhelming. But I won't :D

finishing a vulgar meal of potted crows with roasted entrails and donkey butter, the fat Countess got a bottle of fine wine out. She then declared "I propose...

[carrotcake]

nothing!" and sat back down again. Meanwhile...

[Charming]

at the exact same time a Bengal tiger was admiring my stripity scarf over a pot of Lady Grey tea. As everyone knows, this is the best tea in the world because...

['Ello Guv'ner]

It can be used to buy lesbian porn! so the tiger took the tea and went to the video store...

[Small Fry]

to get Desparate Dan's [red] indian friend some fried rice and chips from the local ...

[Charming]

sockmonger's. Lord Toppington ordered a pair of their finest, sheer hoisery and the latest issue of...

[carrotcake]

'Bengal Bongo's' he then galloped home, only to find...

[Charming]

a monk in my handbag?" Lady Asquith inquired. "Yes" replied Carlos "in fact he also had a tattoo of a...

[carrotcake]

donkey's willy on his left cheek". but don't worry, i released the...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Hounds with bees in there mouths, so that when they bark they shoot bees at you. he bought these from...

[Charming]

the heart of Africa, where the Mwongo tribe reside. The leader of this tribe, Oluwayemisi III, has a fondness for...

[Emptyspraycan]

certain somebody. The rest of the tribe teased him frequently about this, so he decided he had had enough and...

[Charming]

with her dying breath she whispered into his hispanic ear "I love you, Juan". The suave young man tenderly held her body and wailed "but my name is PABLO! Oh why...

[Reine Marge]

... "... do you always get that wrong? That is it! I'm leaving you!" shouted a distraught and clearly confused Pablo, and with that he got into his sports car and ....

[Charming]

poured the sauce over, completing another perfect plate of spag bol. The sweaty chef smiled with pride as he climbed onto...

['Ello Guv'ner]

the dumpster round back. he then fell though a magic portal too...

[Emptyspraycan]

another dumpster. This one was slightly larger and contained a talkative cockroach named George who proceeded to...

[TramPoof]

nibble the chef's toe's. Meanwhile, the chef climbed out into a giant green ball...

[Emptyspraycan]

of string. A giant cat called Nibbles chewed at it and a terrible accident happened, causing...

[TramPoof]

mass domination of earth. Only James survived the terrible...

[Emptyspraycan]

incident. He was all alone and very upset, he...

[TramPoof]

had a nervous breakdown and pulledout his air. Crying, he....

[Emptyspraycan]

span around very very fast. He fell on his bottom and a massive...

[TramPoof]

shit fell in the water. A fish then...

[Emptyspraycan]

ate the shit. The fish died and...

[TramPoof]

spread rabies over the ocean. The fish...

[Emptyspraycan]

rotted at the bottom of the ocean. A rabid...

[TramPoof]

monkey ate the rotting remains. A dinosaur ate the monkey. The dinosaurs...

[Emptyspraycan]

yawned. They was tired, y'see, and spoke like 1890's children all the time, except when...

[TramPoof]

they slept liked logs. They always...

[Emptyspraycan]

slept like logs though. Silly them...

[TramPoof]

, they should not sleep and die! And so they...

[ABP]

Woke up and were robbed by a Norweigen of their precious....

['Ello Guv'ner]

brains. These brains were then used in an experiment to...

[Emptyspraycan]

make new brains. Luckily, this was impossible, and...

[Gonk]

I kicked the ball, which...

[Emptyspraycan]

was deflated and went nowhere. All of a sudden a tiny but furious...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Whackidyboo appeared and kicked the ball until he calmed down again, his magic had inflated the ball again. so you continue to...

[Charming]

prance around in your red shoes and your's harlot's gown; well I simply won't have it any longer madam! I am going to telephone the jockey this instant and tell him...

['Ello Guv'ner]

"You like cat bottems!" So...

[Emptyspraycan]

there! He replied in a shocked tone...

[Charming]

deaf!" cried the conductor. "Completely and utterly tonedeaf! You call yourselves a choir? Well I'll tell you what you really are, you're a...

[Cydonia]

.. bunch of good-for-nothing piece of crap. You can just go...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Sniff carrots for all i care! the conductor...

[Charming]

of le bus goes tiggers pleash all day loooooong!" now wasn't that lovely ladies and gentlemen? Next up is the shaman quartet and they'll be performing...

['Ello Guv'ner]

the Jew man group show. then we have...

[Charming]

the Giant Spotted Lesbian in this tank over here". "Now, this is an extremely rare breed of lesbian and has highly unusual grooming habits for its kind because it likes to...

['Ello Guv'ner]

eat minge. and then finally we have...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

the penguins of course! Now, this animal does the most amazing trick! It has learned to.........

[Emptyspraycan]

backflip. Oh yes indeed folks, gasp in amazement as it...

[Cydonia]

...threw itself through the air, spinning around, and landing on his feet. Ironically, other penguins are and have always been afraid of..

['Ello Guv'ner]

Lesbians. At which a man gets up and walks out...

[Emptyspraycan]

throwing his kidney pie on the floor. The group of penguins watched this event as it seemingly happened in slow motion, and then...

['Ello Guv'ner]

it was realised that a mad scientist is tampering with time and must be stopped, so the world governments join together to fight this guy, then are contacted by several alien races all over the universe creating one giant universal government to try and stop this mad man, where ever he is in the universe. so...

[Emptyspraycan]

the group of penguins shouted ''Stop!'' and the madman stopped. The penguins were made world leaders, and they're first royal decree was...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Sex for everyone, any time, any place you can have sex(and it's not illegal not to wear clothes in public). So the penguins were...

[Emptyspraycan]

disgraced and abolished this law. Silly silly rhinos, they had...

[Charming]

little clogs on their feet, which were quite dainty considering their generous bulk. Moving their hands like Frisco, the darlings swayed and sashayed about as if they were...

[hynzytheweirdo]

really good at building train seats. Alas, they weren't, and a giant purple walrus that fell out of the sky.....

[Mushroom]

began to judge them for their earthly sins. It was a strange revelation that God was a giant purple walrus, but not completely unexpected because...

[hynzytheweirdo]

he had a beard, that glowed whiter than the whitest white ever seen before by.....

[Charming]

Barry Scott. Random Japanese schoolgirl bands started popping up everywhere seemingly overnight, filling the streets with...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Random songs that only the japanese can understand. This continuing rise of confusing songs...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

has become fueled by confusion itself! Thus creating a spectacular.......

[Emptyspraycan]

lemon. This O mighty lemon stood before the chaos and mayhem, and said...

[Om2]

"Would you guys mind buggering off, please? I'm trying to sleep." As a result of the mighty lemon's kindly words...

[Gonk]

the earth shook and a sheep...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Shaggers everywhere died, Wales was thus unpopulated(That's not fair and i don't really mean it). All the illegal immigrants in the UK were then now sent to build a society in wales...

[Charming]

and thus Wales was renamed Emmental. Meanwhile, I was beguiled and charmed by a certain someone...

['Ello Guv'ner]

who was so hansom you had multiple orgasms every time you saw him. so all your friends...

[Charming]

got oh so jealous. Then out came the dancers, foxtrotting and charlestonning the night away, all except...

[carrotcake]

poor little Charming who had unwittingly passed a Nando's and was stuck against the window... :(
But, there...

[Charming]

passed a sweet hearted employee who took pity on me and threw me a couple of hot wings, bless him. I vowed to repay my saviour by...

[Emptyspraycan]

scrubbing his shoes twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening. He then decided to...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Deny Charmings charming offer and went about his business, because of this charming was no longer in love with the hansom guy but the employee.

[Emptyspraycan]

killed himself because the previous sentence made no sense. Charming span around and screamed...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Mayonnaise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then a great rift in the fabric of all creation...

[Emptyspraycan]

did nothing. It just sat there, like a dinosaur would, except...

[Pie hunter D]

It had no teeth, rendering it completely harmless. So...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

it decided to take a bath. Whilst frolicking in the water, it......

['Ello Guv'ner]

Evolved into...

[alexj9]

Squertle. Those pokermon are

['Ello Guv'ner]

No longer cool. this decline in pokemon popularity meant...

[Charming]

that thousands of Arthur Millers sprang out overnight, covering the country in stories about dying salesmen. A grateful and busty opera singer...

['Ello Guv'ner]

sang a rock song to celebrate. But...

[Charming]

then she kissed him and all hell broke loose. So they phoned up for a few pizzas while they were waiting for hell to be tightened up again; they ordered a pepperoni delightful on a thincrust base with extra...

[alexj9]

Crabs that were still alive. So they

['Ello Guv'ner]

died. mean while hell was not tightening up on its own so...

[Emptyspraycan]

I panicked. This caused the previous sentence to be overwritten and replaced with something to do with the time warp...

[Charming]

again! Let's do the time warp...

[Emptyspraycan]

again! Unfortunately, a rabid monkey walked in, ruined the time warping shenanigans and...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Threw some poo at everyone. so i killed the monkey and then we all continued to do the...

[Charming]

things that make him go drunk and crazy. Then he got up and started to strip...

[livewirekitty]

down to his boxers. He remarks "In for the glory....

[Emptyspraycan]

and I forget the rest''. All of a sudden, the monkeys wife walked in and...

[Charming]

then my sexy 18th party ensued! Even though I'm not 17 yet but never mind le details, they're just...

[Emptyspraycan]

using creative license. ''Oh of course!'' exclaimed a...

['Ello Guv'ner]

drunk female monkeys (who only drank to escape the depression of her husband being dead). She joined in the strip but she was not wearing any clothes and consequently...

[Charming]

failed. However she DID get an A in shaking that fine piece of simian ass on the...

[Clowsrule]

...top of the bar. But since whe failed, they kicked her out of the...

[Emptyspraycan]

bar, onto nearby Worcester street. The monkey, head held low, proceeded to...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Sing "I'm singing in the rain". Then the bus came along and

[HANDyman]

drove right past me! And the busdriver was

[Charming]

a sexy beast. The beast became enraged for no apparent reason and went on a sexy rampage, charging right through the...

[livewirekitty]

craptastic furniture shop. Which was a front for all of the...

[Clowsrule]

...picketing people who wanted thier jobs back at the...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Stingray Plant. Meanwhile...

[Emptyspraycan]

the stingrays broke free from there cages, losing a 't' in the process. The newly made Singrays...

['Ello Guv'ner]

could walk on land and unfortunately Steve Erwin had come from the dead right outside the stingray plant, then the rays broke free and killed a lot of people EXCEPT Erwin because he go killed by a flying peanut. the rays conquered half the world and killed lots of humans...

[Charming]

hats. The haberdashery was quite disraught at the hat holocaust and decided to take action by...

[livewirekitty]

taking over the world. After that happened...

[Pie hunter D]

Punch and pie were had by all! Martial law was brought into effect to combat...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Stingrays and Haberdasheries. And so good times were had by all who...

[livewirekitty]

changed their identities. However, there was a minor detail...

[Baaapz]

...which im about to mention...

[Pie hunter D]

don't tell mum about any of this because...

[Baaapz]

well...ugh...i guess i should give some background...it all started when...

['Ello Guv'ner]

i was born, then some stuff happened not worth mentioning. Then last week...

[Emptyspraycan]

my mom got scared, and said 'You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel Air'. So I got in a cab and...

[Baaapz]

then realised that you must first "whistle for a cab" before you get in a cab...

[Emptyspraycan]

so I whistled, but so high pitched only the dogs could hear it. A cab driven by a dog pulled up and I said...

[Baaapz]

this is simply unacceptable, i need a six seater for me and my gang of...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Shrimp". but eventually i ended up in...

[Baaapz]

an electric car hurtling at 20mph+ towards...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Mexico. Once there i took part in...

[Emptyspraycan]

a super special mexican danceoff. Next up you were against El Dancodorio, the reigning champion, you started your dance with...

[Charming]

a bit of a twist and a flick o' the wrist. Just like one would with a lovely bunch of coconuts, you know, the kind that just stand there in a...

[Pie hunter D]

thong and check out the local talent. Confusion reighns supreme when it breaks down to break beats and...

['Ello Guv'ner]

I won. but the locals didn't like that and i was deported to...

[Emptyspraycan]

some unamed country, were you were executed. A tortoise span around, touched the ground and...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Did a Irish Jig. Then he swam miles and miles to the far away country of...

[Emptyspraycan]

Fiji. The locals said...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Welcome to Fiji, Goodbye. and they kick the turtle out of Fiji so he must swim to...

[~Crazy Penguin~]

your house. But when he got there, you were most suprised and said.........

[Charming]

"you know how I adore you my dear" and Davey Crimple looked lovingly into her eyes. I turned up my nose in disgust, this was quite possibly the worst soap opera since...

[carrotcake]

Jesus found a rash on his bottom. Suffice to say;

[Chris]

...Wayne Brady was pissed!
He pulled out a shotgun...

[Charming]

and had himself a mighty fine wedding. The bride was a...

[Emptyspraycan]

a pig, and that's no metaphor. The Vicar asked if there was any objections, and of course...

[Chris]

...There were none, this was a happy pig wedding!
Sheila the Pig was just about to do a speech when out of nowhere...

[Chris]

Read my post.

[Pie hunter D]

...There were none, this was a happy pig wedding!
Sheila the Pig was just about to do a speech when out of nowhere...

...a disgruntled redneck blew the church door off its hinges shouting something about his wifes nipples! Thinking fast, the groom...

[Gonk]

show the ice cream to the boy, thus causing

[Pie hunter D]

a huge crisis since Icecream is considered dirty in churches eyes, the media were informed and...

[Gonk]

a state of emergency was declared. Eventually, things calmed down enough for...

[Pie hunter D]

the ice cream bootlegging industry to resume operations, the pig was forgoten when...

[Gonk]

the ole train came down the track with a "whooooo!" and ploughed into...

[Pie hunter D]

a pebble sending midgets flying in all directions! The driver was scolded for not securing the payload but didn't really care because...

[Charming]

he wanted to be a macho, macho pair of ballet dancer's slippers! Annakova Twirlinski the Gibberese ballerina slipped the man/ shoes over her dainty little toes and...

['Ello Guv'ner]

Robbed a bank. She was caught and prosocuted and sent to...

[Charming]

the Bahamas on a 3 weeks cruise! All you need to do is guess what's behind door number...

[Emptyspraycan]

286! That's right, it's that one of a kind...

[Pie hunter D]

once in a lifetime kina offer! We'll give you a clue, it's a type ooooOOOOOF...

['Ello Guv'ner]

fffff! Whats that you guess an H bomb, you'd be right and now you get to detonate it from 2 feet away and nothing to protect you except...

[Charming]

this super ex wife! Weighing in at an impressive 300lbs, this model is available in ginger, mousey brown and dirty blonde, comes with a 2 year warranty and includes...