Finish the sentence!

[Emptyspraycan]

Ok this might have been done before but here's how it works:

I write a sentence but miss off the end and the next person has to finish it in the most random way possible.

Then the person writes a sentence to continue the story.

Lets see how long we can make this.

READY,TEDDY,GO!

The man looked out is window and saw...

[Mister Qwerty]

the moon parade. He walked down the stairs into the...

[tima]

submarine and flew to to the parade. On the way he saw..

[Emptyspraycan]

A deadly panda. The panda proceeded to...

[The Mna]

be a very naughty panda and eat several of the paraders. In response to the panda, George Bush...

[Trollhammer]

ate a baby. A canadian man saw that and..

[swarfegahead]

..decided to whip out his....

[Emptyspraycan]

Stale pie. He threw it with great accuracy and hit George Bush in the...

[The Mna]

weapons of mass destruction. Bush then declared war on Canada and...

[tima]

melted their igloos. The outcome was..

[chicken_t-rex]

very bad. now janis joplin has...

[The Mna]

pie. He intends to...

[tima]

eat it. That is, unless..

[chicken_t-rex]

...she thinks it...

[Jimmy]

...doesn't exist, in which case she...

[chicken_t-rex]

calls chicken_t-rex and...

[Rhiyo]

slaps him with a fish. Causing the world to...

[Tempest]

turn into jelly. The people of the world....

[Emptyspraycan]

Eat the jelly. Causing them to...

[Rhiyo]

turn into mudkipz. Ash then tries to...

[Cooldudebob]

have sexual intercourse with misty, Causing all the pokemonz to...

[Emptyspraycan]

Look on in disgust and run away. The pokemon find themselves in a...

[Rhiyo]

giant pit full off mongolians. Pikachu asks vegeta how much power level these guys have and vegeta replies saying

[shroomhead]

...."FFFFFuuuuuuuuuusssssioooooooon - HA!" That's the poin when batman comes into..

[Haroshi]

...an obese black man named Francis...

Kudos if you get the reference

[Emptyspraycan]

Who eats the pokemon. The mongolians then...

[Rhiyo]

meet with Mr T who says "Mother there is no other, Like mother" Causing them to digivolve into..

[Emptyspraycan]

Mothers. Mr T. and his gang of Mothers go to the...

[Rhiyo]

local PTA meeting. where they discuss the importance of...

[Emptyspraycan]

Teddy Bears. Mr T. Picks up a Teddy bear and rips it head off, storms outside but realizes that he...

[Trollhammer]

is not wearing pants, but to make up for it he kills a securityguard and wears his skin. It is sunny outside..

[Rhiyo]

and Mr T. didnt want to get sunburnt so he put on...

[Small Fry]

a hat, when he realises the last of his...

[Emptyspraycan]

Pie is in the meeting room. He jumps on a skateboard and rushes in, only to discover...

[Rhiyo]

the mothers have turned back into mongolians and are trying to push down Mr T. Wall. Mr T. realized that he only has one thing to do and that is

[tima]

This is what we've got up to now:

The man looked out is window and saw the moon parade. He walked down the stairs into the submarine and flew to to the parade. On the way he saw a deadly panda. The panda proceeded to be a very naughty panda and eat several of the paraders. In response to the panda, George Bush ate a baby. A canadian man saw that and decided to whip out his Stale pie. He threw it with great accuracy and hit George Bush in the weapons of mass destruction. Bush then declared war on Canada and melted their igloos. The outcome was very bad. Now janis joplin has pie. She intends to eat it. That is, unless she thinks it doesn't exist, in which case she calls chicken_t-rex and slaps him with a fish. Causing the world to turn into jelly. The people of the world would eat the jelly. Causing them to turn into mudkipz. Ash then tries to have sexual intercourse with misty, causing all the pokemonz to look on in disgust and run away. The pokemon find themselves in a giant pit full off mongolians. Pikachu asks vegeta how much power level these guys have and vegeta replies saying "FFFFFuuuuuuuuuusssssioooooooon - HA!" That's the point when batman comes into an obese black man named Francis who eats the pokemon. The mongolians then meet with Mr T who says "Mother there is no other, Like mother" Causing them to digivolve into mothers. Mr T. and his gang of Mothers go to the local PTA meeting. where they discuss the importance of Teddy Bears. Mr T. Picks up a Teddy bear and rips it head off, storms outside but realizes that he is not wearing pants, but to make up for it he kills a securityguard and wears his skin. It is sunny outside and Mr T. didnt want to get sunburnt so he put on a hat, when he realises the last of his pie is in the meeting room. He jumps on a skateboard and rushes in, only to discover the mothers have turned back into mongolians and are trying to push down Mr T. Wall. Mr T. realized that he only has one thing to do and that is..


play dead. The mongolians were sure he died and proceeded to..

[Small Fry]

rush him to hospital. On the way he...

[Rhiyo]

accidentally got caught in a battle against terrans, zerg and protoss. Mr T. and the mongolians decided to align with...

[Emptyspraycan]

Mario. He gave them all Magic Mushrooms but the mongolians were allergic causing them to...

(PS nice work Tima putting he story all together)

[Flava Dave]

Surely if everybody was playing this right, wouldn't the thread would only have one reply?

[Emptyspraycan]

Please people just finish the sentences. We are playing this the way I imagined it, and people are replying well so it is being played correctly.

[Small Fry]

Mario. He gave them all Magic Mushrooms but the mongolians were allergic causing them to...

shit their pants. When cleaning them out with...

[Kaveman]

pr0ns. Whilst placing their left hand...

[Small Fry]

firmly on a rock. Then Mario got offended and...

[The Mna]

jumped on all of the Mongolians, causing them to be surprised, confused and...

[Small Fry]

stoned. They then proceeded to...

[The Mna]

Beat the crap out of Mario, and gnaw on his limbs*. As they prepared a large bubbling cauldron...

*Mongolians are cannibals. It's a fact.

[Mister Qwerty]

of Suns, they danced about to music from the 50's. Seizing this oppurtunity, the now crippled Mario...

[shroomhead]

...WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY? Then...

[tima]

pulled out a goat from his back pocket and..

[Small Fry]

wiped his drug loosened nose on it. The goat...

[Emptyspraycan]

Was called Fred. Fred the Goat mario and the mongolians and trotted to the nearest...

[Small Fry]

restaurant and ordered beef...

[Emptyspraycan]

But the resturant had no beef left. Fred the Goat ate the mogolians and mario then went off to...

[TheSheep]

Mongolia to boast about his triumuphs. But on the way he encountered

[Small Fry]

Mario's magic mushrooms TM. Fred barfed up the mongolians, having turned into mothers...

[Emptyspraycan]

They shot Mario and Fred in the head. The mothers then...

[tima]

felt very sad about it, so they..

[Gonk]

Shouted "More Cream!" and then gave...

[tima]

head to dead mario. AND his goat. Suddenly,

[Emptyspraycan]

Batman leaped in and heroically said ''DIE MONGOLIANS''. Slaying the mongolians, he then flew off to confront...

[tima]

Batman leaped in and heroically said ''DIE MONGOLIANS''. Slaying the mongolians, he then flew off to confront...

Pfft. Don't you know they turned into mothers?
Oh well.


..his evil arch nemesis, wee-batman. On the way he..

[Emptyspraycan]

Was shot. The evildoer was infact...

[tima]

..mario's pocketgoat (or, poke'goat) who miracolously survived the attack. But then a..

[Emptyspraycan]

Meteor came down from the sky killing all remaining Pokemon (including poke'goat). Batman lay dying on the floor...

[tima]

when a distant memory began to unravel in his mind. It was..

*and poke'goat will be back!

[Emptyspraycan]

The fact that he,Batman, was in fact the wizard of OZ! He set off on a perilous quest...

[Rhiyo]

to revive the mongolians, because the mongolians were a main part of the series and it would totoly screw up the story line if they were dead. Batman then followed the yellow brick road and found...

[Emptyspraycan]

A bottle of Reggae Reggae sauce TM. He drank but it was...

[tima]

actually a bottle containing poke'goat's soul. He instantly started a quest to

[Rhiyo]

get is his power level over 9000. so he can use his

[Emptyspraycan]

Oz wand. The Oz wand was currently in the hands of...

[Rhiyo]

vegeta, he need the wand to get the mongolians back so he then had...

[Emptyspraycan]

An idea. He flew off to confront vegeta but vegeta was...

[tima]

actually the witch from the north. The witch..

[Emptyspraycan]

Cackled. She then turned around 3 times and...

[submarinedawg]

...lost all of her memory. However, she gained...

[Emptyspraycan]

A power up. This was from one of marios mushrooms hitting her somehow causing her to...

[tima]

be able to move her ears. With her new power, she

[TheSheep]

moved her ears in time with Saturday Night Fever. This however scared...

[Gonk]

the household cat which gave a yowl and leapt into...

[Emptyspraycan]

Batman. Batman was now dead so we shall follow the adventure of the wicked witch of the north as she...

[Rhiyo]

cries wolf. The wicked witch had cried wolf to many times before so when a real wolf came she...

[Emptyspraycan]

Wiggled her ears at it. This caused the wolf to...

[tima]

be annoyed, and he ate her. A small girl saw the incident, and

[Rhiyo]

wet herself. Which activated the resurection post near them and made the mongolians come....

[Emptyspraycan]

to the groovy church party. One of them was dancing with the pope when...

[Rhiyo]

the pope was really Vegeta in disquese. He started saying kamaha (Or howeveryou spell it) When Squirtle got him with..

[Gonk]

Bubblebeam attack! However, little did he know that Squirtle was...

[Emptyspraycan]

Radioactive. The pope grew to the size of king kong and...

[tima]

started blessing apples. A one-eyed fisherman saw that and

[Small Fry]

his last eye popped out. He thn replaced it with a blessed apple and he suddenly...

[Emptyspraycan]

He was a giant blessed apple. He had two eyes but...

[Small Fry]

was unused to this odd experience so took one out, called hisself...

[tima]

batman junior and went to

[Emptyspraycan]

Defeat batman. He stood and stared at batmans...

[Small Fry]

cape, wishing he had one like it. He went to...

[tima]

a local jewelry store and demanded they make a cape for him. But then he noticed..

P.S. Batman is already dead in this story, what are you guys on?

[Emptyspraycan]

Batman was already dead. This put him off the whole cape idea and...

(how observant of you tima ^^)

[Shalashaska]

made him cry. "Why can't I......

[altered_social]

...spontaneously change the subject to Madonna?" Madonna was...

[sursmiley]

...as lame as this thread. Last day of school...

[Emptyspraycan]

Madonna went around slapping people. Then she saw the giant one-eyed blessed apple and...

[Rhiyo]

married the mongolians. The mongolians and Modanna honeymoon went....

[Emptyspraycan]

To the Mushroom Kingdom. Marios bro, Luigi, was upset about Marios death so...

[Small Fry]

shouted, "Mamma Mia!", jumped off a cliff, and went to meet the mongolians (already dead as they turned into mothers and got killed by batman as mongolians) and batman in...

[Emptyspraycan]

The graveyard. Batman and the mongolians were all zombies but luigi was not afraid beacuse...

[altered_social]

Madonna's trusty adopted african was their to help. He used...

[Small Fry]

to belong to Batman, so he culd help. He cleared...

[Emptyspraycan]

away the dust with a broom. Then threw the broom at...

[Small Fry]

a zombie and hit it straight in the...

[altered_social]

pocket which held Madonna's single "Like a Virgin" and...

[tima]

her copy of Reservoir Dogs*. That caused and earthquare which led her to..


*Shame on your if you haven't seen it. Had to put something related for the "Like A Virgin" comment.

[Small Fry]

scream like a girl, shave all her hair off in a Britney Spears impression and...

[Emptyspraycan]

randomly go up in flames. Maddona burned whilst her adopted kid killed the zombies with...

[Shalashaska]

his moms scary shoes. But, out of nowhere...

[TheSheep]

in flies a sheep and suffocates her in his excess wool. However, unexpectedly ...

[Small Fry]

the blazing inferno is put out. Fortunately, there is no hope of recovery for Madonna and she...

[tima]

decides she wanted to die naked* and running through the market with a mouth full of crabs, so she


*well, everybody wants to be naked and famous

[Small Fry]

strips off, stuffs some zombie crabs in her mouth and drags herself through...

[Meltyfox]

the moon parade. We finally got there! It was...

[Emptyspraycan]

The people at the moon parade shot madonna. She then...

[dibelo]

turned into a farmer and put seeds in.....

[Shalashaska]

the fertile moon-ground. These grew into a....

[Emptyspraycan]

Beanstalks. A boy named Jack jumped down and told Maddonna to...

[Meltyfox]

Eat a giant lemon. Instead Maddona told Jack to....

[Roxit]

Jack off. And so they skipped...

[Emptyspraycan]

Down the yellow brick road. On the way they met...

[MasterMoogle]

Patrick Moore, playing his xylophone, while..

[Dr Phil]

He was masturbating with...

[Emptyspraycan]

a kangaroo. This made a kanga-moore which

[Dr Phil]

Killed a cop...

[The Mna]

and ate Patrick Moore and his xylophone, subsequently choking to death on the xylophone. Jack then proceeded to sing...

[Emptyspraycan]

chitty chitty bang bang. All of a sudden, a pirate came along and...

[Dr Phil]

with a man on a pole with...

[Gonk]

a peashooter filled with chocolate buttons. An onlooker exclaimed...

[Shalashaska]

"Oh my God! Think of the children!". This made the pirate....

[tima]

think of the children and start a charity fund, named

[Mister Qwerty]

Barnardi, this Barnardi was very...

[Dr Phil]

Horny, so went to...

[Mister Qwerty]

Amsterdam, where he had a strange encounter with...

[Dr Phil]

4 lemons and a cat...

[Emptyspraycan]

The lemons stood up and proclaimed ''We are not lemons!'' . The cat then ate them causing him to...

[Some Random Kid]

Spontaneously combust, a pineapple saw this and said...

[Shalashaska]

and said, "Oh dear, think of the fruit children!". She was then attacked by....

[dibelo]

a deformed fruit child that was posesed by satan "someone help call mr bean" shouted dr bob but mr bean was at home doing.......

[Dr Phil]

A crossword and his...

[Emptyspraycan]

pen was out of ink! A runaway...

[Dr Phil]

cat with a face full of mud...

[dibelo]

randomly died for some reason mr bean laughed and died thid caused a random chain reaction of people being diedidated and it lasted or 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 years the reason it stoped was because.......

[Dr Phil]

A randy migit ate a frog...

[Emptyspraycan]

Which then hopped out and told the people to stop their tomfoolery. The small boy called tom foolery then...

[Shalashaska]

...was shot several times in the testicales, ruining all hope of his progress in life. He cried....

[The Mna]

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!" Afterwards he...

[Emptyspraycan]

Ate a orange cactus. This made him...

[Dr Phil]

Bleed from his anus but...

[Shalashaska]

he couldn't feel this because his life had stopped. No balls. Then a(n).....

[Small Fry]

anchovie came from absolutely nowhere and repaired his...

[Emptyspraycan]

distant relation, POKE'GOAT (yeh he is back!). Poke'goat proceeded to...

[Dr Phil]

Make a pie and ate it...

[Shalashaska]

with ketchup, mayo and a german, called Shlinken. He then proceeded to...

[Emptyspraycan]

Go clubbin with his friends, Ketchup, Mayo and Shlinken. At the club...

[Shalashaska]

the broke it down old school, fo-shizzle. The they all went....

[Emptyspraycan]

To a pub. There they got extremely...

[Dr Phil]

horny and put...

[Emptyspraycan]

A condom on because they didn't want kids! They proceeded to...

[Gonk]

do a Waltz/Tango combo dance. but they were interrupted by...

[Shalashaska]

another German, Clafdkgnf-gzdhk, who yelled...

[Emptyspraycan]

WIE GEHTS?! Fred and his chums replied...

[Shalashaska]

BLITZKRIEG. This started the second world war which....

[Emptyspraycan]

Was very, very bad. During the war, Shlinken died at the...

[Small Fry]

very moment a bomb fell on his head. Pure coincidence. Then Fred...

[Emptyspraycan]

Went to Shlinkens funeral. At the funeral a...

[Small Fry]

big panda ate the rest of the...

[The Mna]

United Nations Security Council. To replace them they elected...

[Emptyspraycan]

Fred the goat and his pals, Ketchup and Mayo. Mayo had the idea to...

[Small Fry]

combine himself with Ketchup and make seafood sauce which he used to...

[Emptyspraycan]

Give flavouring to Freds...

[Shalashaska]

..trout,which was made by...

[Small Fry]

the germans in a state of self-preservation. They thought it would...

[Emptyspraycan]

be funny to kill ketchup and mayo, which it was. Fred was angry so he...

[Mezmerize]

bust his own bubble with some cheese. He did this while...

[Emptyspraycan]

eating a salad. The salad...

[The Mna]

began moving of its own accord, and it latched itself onto an unsuspecting German's face. The German began acting rather strangely, running around in circles yelling "GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE...." and

[Emptyspraycan]

A heroic turkey flew in from the sky. It turned to face the salad and...

[The Mna]

put up its dukes. As the fight commenced, "The Ultimate Showdown," started to play on the radio.

[Emptyspraycan]

but it meant nothing. The turkey was suffering after a few of salads attacks, when all of a sudden...

[Dr Phil]

the world exploded...

[Emptyspraycan]

But Fred safely flew away on a meteor. On his way to mars, he met...

[Dr Phil]

His mum who is a porn star and went to.....

[Emptyspraycan]

mars anyway. Once there he...

[Eaten-Me]

Sucked a big orange banana...

[Emptyspraycan]

But he stopped, realizing that it sounded wrong. He then walked off to...

[Eaten-Me]

His certain doom because there was...

[Emptyspraycan]

King kong on the loose. Fred the goat lay inside King Kongs belly, when all of a sudden...

[Eaten-Me]

King Kong exploded because fred...

[Emptyspraycan]

asked his friend Orville the Battlemech to shoot him, which he did. Orville and Fred...

[Eaten-Me]

Then went off to play with their best friend...

[Emptyspraycan]

Salaad, the salads non-evil brother. At the...

[Eaten-Me]

Salad bar fred asked where salaad was but they just replied...

[Emptyspraycan]

with a crying noise. Salaad had been...

[Eaten-Me]

Eaten...

[Emptyspraycan]

By Fred. Orville the Battlemech was shocked at this behaivour, so he...

[Eaten-Me]

knocked him out with a...

[submarinedawg]

magic bionic arm. However...

[Dr Phil]

He had a cold and died.

[Trollhammer]

The end.

[Emptyspraycan]

Not! Fred awoke from his knocked out state, only to discover...

(how very dare ye Trollhammer)

[bum face man]

he had been abducted by aliens and...

[Trollhammer]

Not! Fred awoke from his knocked out state, only to discover...

(how very dare ye Trollhammer)
I couldn't resist :p

[Emptyspraycan]

Was strapped down. He could not use his legs so he...

[Dr Phil]

Had a party with his...

[Small Fry]

chinese uncle called michael ho and...

[Emptyspraycan]

The aliens joined in. Michael Ho the panda then...

[Small Fry]

ate several members of the party and gobbled...

[Emptyspraycan]

Fred the goat because he has been in this story to long. Michael Ho the panda...

[Small Fry]

then puked him back up* into...

You can't kill off Fred!

[Emptyspraycan]

A nucleur power plant. This caused Fred...

bah, I suppose your right small fry.

[Mister Qwerty]

to cry. Then something bad happened involving...

[Small Fry]

a tomato, an elastic band and a liquid lunch*, which caused Fred to spontaneusly...

*HHGTHG - Douglas Adams

[Emptyspraycan]

Combust. The parts of Fred then...

[Dr Phil]

A big dog ate a pig...

[Emptyspraycan]

Which was Fred sister. Fred was very mad so he...

[Small Fry]

Here's where we're up to so far since Tima's post;

The Mongolians were sure he died and proceeded to rush him to hospital. On the way he accidentally got caught in a battle against terrans, zerg and protoss. Mr T. and the Mongolians decided to align with Mario. He gave them all Magic Mushrooms but the mongolians were allergic causing them to shit their pants. When cleaning them out with pr0ns. Whilst placing their left hand firmly on a rock. Then Mario got offended and jumped on all of the Mongolians, causing them to be surprised, confused and stoned. They then proceeded to Beat the crap out of Mario, and gnaw on his limbs. As they prepared a large bubbling cauldron of Suns, they danced about to music from the 50's. Seizing this opportunity, the now crippled Mario WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY? Then pulled out a goat from his back pocket and wiped his drug loosened nose on it. The goat was called Fred. Fred the Goat Mario and the Mongolians and trotted to the nearest restaurant and ordered beef but the restaurant had no beef left. Fred the Goat ate the Mongolians and Mario then went off to Mongolia to boast about his triumphs. But on the way he encountered Mario's magic mushrooms TM. Fred barfed up the Mongolians, having turned into mothers they shot Mario and Fred in the head. The mothers then felt very sad about it, so they Shouted "More Cream!" and then gave head to dead Mario AND his goat. Suddenly, Batman leaped in and heroically said ''DIE MONGOLIANS''. Slaying the Mongolians, he then flew off to confront his evil arch nemesis, wee-batman. On the way he was shot. The evildoer was in fact Mario’s pocket goat (or, poke'goat) who miraculously survived the attack. But then a meteor came down from the sky killing all remaining Pokemon (including poke'goat). Batman lay dying on the floor when a distant memory began to unravel in his mind. It was the fact that he, Batman, was in fact the wizard of OZ! He set off on a perilous quest to revive the Mongolians, because the Mongolians were a main part of the series and it would totally screw up the story line if they were dead. Batman then followed the yellow brick road and found a bottle of Reggae Reggae sauce TM. He drank but it was actually a bottle containing poke'goat's soul. He instantly started a quest to get is his power level over 9000, so he can use his Oz wand. The Oz wand was currently in the hands of vegeta, he needed the wand to get the Mongolians back so he then had an idea. He flew off to confront vegeta but vegeta was actually the witch from the north. The witch cackled. She then turned around 3 times and lost all of her memory. However, she gained a power up. This was from one of Mario’s mushrooms hitting her somehow causing her to be able to move her ears. With her new power, she moved her ears in time with Saturday Night Fever. This however scared the household cat which gave a yowl and leapt into Batman. Batman was now dead so we shall follow the adventure of the wicked witch of the north as she cries wolf. The wicked witch had cried wolf to many times before so when a real wolf came she wiggled her ears at it. This caused the wolf to be annoyed, and he ate her. A small girl saw the incident, and wet herself which activated the resurrection post near them and made the Mongolians come to the groovy church party. One of them was dancing with the pope when the pope was really Vegeta in disguise. He started saying kamahi (Or however you spell it) When Squirtle got him with Bubblebeam attack! However, little did he know that Squirtle was radioactive. The pope grew to the size of king Kong and started blessing apples. A one-eyed fisherman saw that and his last eye popped out. He then replaced it with a blessed apple and he suddenly was a giant blessed apple. He had two eyes but was unused to this odd experience so took one out, called hisself batman junior and went to defeat batman. He stood and stared at batman’s cape, wishing he had one like it. He went to a local jewellery store and demanded they make a cape for him. But then he noticed Batman was already dead. This put him off the whole cape idea and made him cry. "Why can't I spontaneously change the subject to Madonna?" Madonna was as lame as this thread. Last day of school Madonna went around slapping people. Then she saw the giant one-eyed blessed apple and married the Mongolians. The Mongolians and Madonna honeymoon went to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario’s bro, Luigi, was upset about Mario’s death so shouted, "Mamma Mia!", jumped off a cliff, and went to meet the Mongolians (already dead as they turned into mothers and got killed by batman as Mongolians) and batman in the graveyard. Batman and the Mongolians were all zombies but Luigi was not afraid because Madonna's trusty adopted African was there to help. He used to belong to Batman, so he could help. He cleared away the dust with a broom. Then threw the broom at a zombie and hit it straight in the pocket which held Madonna's single "Like a Virgin" and her copy of Reservoir Dogs. That caused and earthquake which led her to scream like a girl, shave all her hair off in a Britney Spears impression and randomly go up in flames. Madonna burned whilst her adopted kid killed the zombies with his moms scary shoes. But, out of nowhere in flies a sheep and suffocates her in his excess wool. However, unexpectedly the blazing inferno is put out. Fortunately, there is no hope of recovery for Madonna and she decides she wanted to die naked and running through the market with a mouth full of crabs, so she strips off, stuffs some zombie crabs in her mouth and drags herself through the moon parade. We finally got there! It was the people at the moon parade that shot Madonna. She then turned into a farmer and put seeds in the fertile moon-ground. These grew into a Beanstalk. A boy named Jack jumped down and told Madonna to eat a giant lemon. Instead Madonna told Jack to Jack off. And so they skipped down the yellow brick road. On the way they met Patrick Moore, playing his xylophone, while he was masturbating with a kangaroo. This made a kanga-moore which killed a cop and ate Patrick Moore and his xylophone, subsequently choking to death on the xylophone. Jack then proceeded to sing chitty chitty bang bang. All of a sudden, a pirate came along and with a man on a pole with a peashooter filled with chocolate buttons. An onlooker exclaimed a peashooter filled with chocolate buttons. An onlooker exclaimed... "Oh my God! Think of the children!". This made the pirate think of the children and start a charity fund, named Barnardi, this Barnardi was very Horny, so went to Amsterdam, where he had a strange encounter with4 lemons and a cat The lemons stood up and proclaimed ''We are not lemons!'' . The cat then ate them causing him to Spontaneously combust, a pineapple saw this and said and said, "Oh dear, think of the fruit children!". She was then attacked by a deformed fruit child that was possessed by Satan "someone help call mr bean" shouted dr bob but mr bean was at home doing A crossword and his pen was out of ink! A runaway cat with a face full of mud randomly died for some reason mr bean laughed and died this caused a random chain reaction of people being diedidated and it lasted or 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,001 years the reason it stopped was because a random midget ate a frog Which then hopped out and told the people to stop their tomfoolery. The small boy called tom foolery then was shot several times in the testicles, ruining all hope of his progress in life. He cried "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!" Afterwards he Ate a orange cactus. This made him Bleed from his anus but he couldn't feel this because his life had stopped. No balls. Then an anchovie came from absolutely nowhere and repaired his distant relation, POKE'GOAT (yeh he is back!). Poke'goat proceeded to Make a pie and ate it with ketchup, mayo and a german, called Shlinken. He then proceeded to Go clubbing with his friends, Ketchup, Mayo and Shlinken. At the club they broke it down old school, fo-shizzle. Then they all went To a pub. There they got extremely horny and put A condom on because they didn't want kids! They proceeded to do a Waltz/Tango combo dance. but they were interrupted by another German, Clafdkgnf-gzdhk, who yelled WIE GEHTS?! Fred and his chums replied BLITZKRIEG. This started the second world war which Was very, very bad. During the war, Shlinken died at the very moment a bomb fell on his head. Pure coincidence. Then Fred Went to Shlinkens funeral. At the funeral a big panda ate the rest of the United Nations Security Council. To replace them they electedFred the goat and his pals, Ketchup and Mayo. Mayo had the idea to combine himself with Ketchup and make seafood sauce which he used to Give flavouring to Freds trout, which was made by the germans in a state of self-preservation. They thought it would be funny to kill ketchup and mayo, which it was. Fred was angry so he bust his own bubble with some cheese. He did this while eating a salad. The salad began moving of its own accord, and it latched itself onto an unsuspecting German's face.

[Small Fry]

Apologies for the double post here's the rest - The German began acting rather strangely, running around in circles yelling "GOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLEGOBBLE... ." and A heroic turkey flew in from the sky. It turned to face the salad and put up its dukes. As the fight commenced, "The Ultimate Showdown," started to play on the radio. but it meant nothing. The turkey was suffering after a few of salads attacks, when all of a sudden the world exploded But Fred safely flew away on a meteor. On his way to mars, he met His mum who is a porn star and went to mars anyway. Once there he Sucked a big orange banana But he stopped, realizing that it sounded wrong. He then walked off to His certain doom because there was King kong on the loose. Fred the goat lay inside King Kongs belly, when all of a sudden King Kong exploded because fred asked his friend Orville the Battlemech to shoot him, which he did. Orville and Fred Then went off to play with their best friend Salaad, the salads non-evil brother. At the Salad bar fred asked where salaad was but they just replied with a crying noise. Salaad had been Eaten By Fred. Orville the Battlemech was shocked at this behaviour, so he knocked him out with a magic bionic arm. However He had a cold and died. The end.Not! Fred awoke from his knocked out state, only to discover he had been abducted by aliens and Was strapped down. He could not use his legs so he Had a party with his chinese uncle called michael ho and The aliens joined in. Michael Ho the panda then ate several members of the party and gobbled Fred the goat because he has been in this story to long. Michael Ho the panda then puked him back up into A nucleur power plant. This caused Fred to cry. Then something bad happened involving a tomato, an elastic band and a liquid lunch, which caused Fred to spontaneously Combust. The parts of Fred then A big dog ate a pig Which was Fred sister. Fred was very mad so he…tried to shout out but unfortunately he was combusting so he instead...

[Emptyspraycan]

He combusted some more. Michael Ho the panda took notice and...

[LukeCarry]

..shot wice into the air to alert the wild boars...

[Shalashaska]

who were all sleeping in the one bed, due to....

[Emptyspraycan]

The coldness of winter. The wild boars then...

[Small Fry]

transformed into ninja pigs and leapt into the air shouting...

[TheSheep]

NINJA PIGS FTW!!! but while doing so they drew the attention of ......

[dibelo]

derik the rake.....

[The Mna]

who raked them good. Derik's action caught the attention of Eugene the...

[Emptyspraycan]

Armadillo. Eugene killed all the characters, so now this is Eugenes adventure...

[Qu1f]

Until Bob the Snake came along and....

[bum face man]

ripped eugenes eyes out with some tweesers and sold them to a...

[The Mna]

monstrous hybrid of a chicken and a tyrannosaurus rex. For some reason...

[bum face man]

moon hitler was on earth and he destroyed the t-rex/chicken with an almighty thwart. meanwhile...

[Emptyspraycan]

Eugene had got a guide dog. He then crossed the road because...

[Dragon Pirate]

a horse in KISS make-up was strolling down the street, when suddenly...

[Mister Qwerty]

Gene Simmons shot him. Afterwards, the now face-less horse watched...

[Dragon Pirate]

a rerun of Quincy. Out of nowhere...

[Slurp]

Came the Yellow Submarine
the Yellow Submarine
The Yellow Submarine...

[Emptyspraycan]

Eugene walked onto the submarine. Inside he met someone other than the Beatles, it was in fact...

[Dragon Pirate]

the Rolling Stones, who promptly...

[Emptyspraycan]

Got Eugene into a coma. Around the bed people such as...

[Dragon Pirate]

Tony Blair and Senator John McCarthy began discussing topics such as...

[Emptyspraycan]

The hunt for santa claus, which wasn't going to well. Eugene awoke and...

[Slurp]

and... due to his inability to scroll back a few pages, coulndn't figure out who he was

[Emptyspraycan]

So he chose the name Alfred Harthaworth. He then set out on a quest to...

How dare you forget the ... Slurp