I should get a humanitarian award

[terrorbite]

Most people, if they see a moth in a room, will either kill it or ignore it (or run away screaming as I usually do).

I was about to go to bed when I saw one on my curtain, and since it wasn't overly big and was just sitting there, I decided to catch it in a jug and put it outside via a window.

Which in itself is a noble deed...

But then I saw it was windy and raining very heavily.

So I took it downstairs, turned all the lights on, put on the closest pair of shoes to hand (which happened to be my mum's high-heeled ones - picture the scene), unlocked the back door and through the wind and rain opened up the garage and let it out.

It snuggled it's way under a pile of crap on the table in there.

I felt good.

Anyone else have such a story? Not necessarily about animals, but just going out of your way for someone or something?

[Dangar]

I didn't screw my firend when she was drunk even when she came on to me.... man i so deserve a medal for that.

[Super Weebl]

I was at a mates house when the toilet was found out to be hijacked by a spider on the door, with roughly 10 girls wanting to go..

I bravely strutted up to the beast, and with the use of just one of my many fingers, picked it up and gave it a new home in the garden.

[Dude]

Fucking huge moth in the shop last night, biggest i've ever seen, about 2 inches big (that's what she said etc), I got a news paper and hit it.

[ZekeyLizard]

I never squish moths. They are the butterflies of the night!

[Disgruntledgoat]

You see what terrorbite's trying to say here is that he needs to find elaborate excuses in order to wear high heels.

[ZekeyLizard]

You see what terrorbite's trying to say here is that he needs to find elaborate excuses in order to wear high heels.


This sentence has made my pants fit much less comfortabley.

[Dude]

I never squish moths. They are the butterflies of the night!

They're crap butterflies that eat your clothes

[Sorcha]

Moths aren't human...

[Socks]

Oh One time...

When maybe i was 8, or something,

i threw a celery stick in the backyard to the ants and their little society...

however when i was 5, (my mother told me this one)

i put a whole bunch of pantene pro-v shampoo in the anthill so when it rains the ants could get cleaner....but what i actually did was make the ants turn themselves inside-out...but i bet when it rained the anthill was cleaner!

[Ozzylator]

Over the past two or three days I have been counselling a girl who was raped and subsequently suicidal.

[Emptyspraycan]

I threw a moth out my window with a tissue so it has something to eat aswell so I should get a bigger award?

[allfalldown]

I never kill spiders and whatever else comes into my house, I always just catch them and put them outside.

The exception is slugs, which I can't stand.

[GorillaBearBear]

I didn't screw my firend when she was drunk even when she came on to me.... man i so deserve a medal for that.

Depends whether she was a whale or not, really.

Also, no reason for posting in this thread, because I've pretty much never done anything nice for anyone, ever.

Well, not without some ulterior motive, anyway.

[LukeCarry]

I held a door open for some disabled people... then i found money on the floor...

KArma?

[terrorbite]

You see what terrorbite's trying to say here is that he needs to find elaborate excuses in order to wear high heels.
Damn, you got me :D

[Smokey]

Don't moths only live for a week or so?

I think the rape counselling will pip you to any award although well done for giving the moth a nice home.

[GregHeikel]

At a party I consoled someone for two hours (they had a lot to talk about) instead of getting steaming drunk.

Also I just saved a fly that fell in my drink.

[T-Bear]

I was sitting at my computer, and suddenly, A FUCKING BEE FLYS IN. A FUCKING BEE. I was terrified, but i didn't kill it. I caught it in a cup/paper combo, and ran downstairs, and released it into our garden, which is full of flowers. Now, I loves bees, and they luff me.

[Mat^]

I didn't screw my firend when she was drunk even when she came on to me.... man i so deserve a medal for that.You'll learn about this first hand at some point in life, but there is a phenomenon called wiskey lips.

Essentially, don't fuck drunk girls, it is uncomfortable.

[tehmoogles]

Wanna see a picture of the dead bee I keep in a matchbox?

Don't ask.

[happy-go-lucky]

I occasionally lie to teachers to get my friends out of trouble, which has gotten me yelled at in the past.

[Hydralisk]

They're crap butterflies that eat your clothes
Actually their larvae do :eng101: [/QImode]

Nicest thing I did was carry my utterly bladdered mate home. But we've already been there.

[T-Bear]

Wanna see a picture of the dead bee I keep in a matchbox?

Don't ask.
If you have hurt my bee, you shall pay with your life.

[allfalldown]

Nicest thing I did was carry my utterly bladdered mate home. But we've already been there.I once carried an utterly bladdered almost total stranger to the taxi rank, in the pouring rain, at 4am.I didn't mind that part. The we (me, the drunk guy, and about four or five other people I was with) stood there waiting for a taxi for the better part of half an hour before they decided they would just walk home after all :mad:

What did I learn from that experience? Drunk people are heavy.

Other nice things I did in the past:


Picked up a builder's plastic fence thing after it kept blowing over (he was a up a ladder and couldn't do it himself).
I pick up rubbish sometimes, especially when I see it where someone has just dropped it about ten feet from a bin.