Guilty Pleasures

[Eschaton]

I know this sort of goes hand in hand with the whole embarressing secret thread but its a bit different. Is there anything you love doing but if anyone found out you wouldn't be able to live through it?

For me personally, I actually enjoy Pokemon games. Don't get me wrong I hate the show and everything that goes to it but the games are actually sorta fun.

What are yours?

[LeoZ]

I'm partial to the odd asphyxiwank.

[Shiny]

I actually really like poetry and unicorns.

Don't you dare judge me :p

[ZekeyLizard]

picking my scabs. :s

[Socks]

hitting people with a wet trout?

that's always fun to do, but my friends kinda...bitch about me doing it...
"why the hell did you do that?"
"where in the hell did you get that fish?"
" Dude! What the hell?"
Actually, i couldn't live with it if my dean saw me do it....but then i would have to hit her too...

i dunno.

[tehmoogles]

Picking my spots.

[Mittwoch]

I'm partial to the odd asphyxiwank.
I don't know how, but I already knew this. :/

Squeezing spots... it's a good job I don't get many, because if I did I'd be eternally distracted. it's just really satisfying...

[happy-go-lucky]

I am secretly a computer freak. But sssh. . . tell no one.

[Qu1f]

Scratching my chrominc exama (skin condition that i can spell)

[crazy-eye0]

I often find other peoples misfortune amusing,mainly the people I dislike though.Its still harsh,but I enjoy it...

[Pathogen]

I have eaten entire tubs of Tesco cheese and chive dip. More than once.

Like...6 times.





They're about 1000 calories.


Tasty though.

[Fish Finger]

Really cheap naff horrible red wine.

However I hate the "nice" stuff...

[captain canuck]

Is there anything you love doing but if anyone found out you wouldn't be able to live through it? Yes.

But based entirely on the question, I'd die rather than tell it. Or kill you all to cover it up, though that would pose a few more logistical issues than I care to have to muddle through.

[Mash89]

I'm only saying this on the assumption that none of my friends use this forum.

I've bashed over pictures of female friends (some I'm very close to).

[T-Bear]

I love going down to sainsburys, and buying a massive pizza(Chicago town top heavy meat feast,) 2 liters of lemon fanta, and a big bar of galaxy chocolate. The pizza alone has 2000 calories.
I then spend the rest of the day playing games, watching tv, on the internet, and fapping.
I then have at least 10 hours sleep, normally from 3am till 2 pm.

[Dangar]

I like to watch docs on povo countries when im drunk and i laugh at them.

[Roxsie]

I've repressed my hard core trekkie side of my personality - none of my friends except darkscull, jolene and nikki know - and nikki only cos i was drunk and answered a trekkie question on a quiz machine and he asked me how i knew it.

The trekkie side has a tng mk1 costume *shame* and a tos communicator, however all my props were bought before i became a teen.

[wyrd_fish]

alcohol

if your pissed, nothing seems that bad :D


not even admitting admitting to shaving your balls :ninja:

[terrorbite]

I love S Club 7.

[happy-go-lucky]

I have a Mcfly CD. I didn't buy it, my dad did, and I never listened to it, but I still have it.

[Mat^]

I have a Mcfly CD. I didn't buy it, my dad did, and I never listened to it, but I still have it.I have all of 5ives albums for the same reason.

[Mister Qwerty]

Scratching my chrominc exama (skin condition that i can spell)
Eczema. Pronounced ec-zee-ma

I know this sort of goes hand in hand with the whole embarressing secret thread but its a bit different. Is there anything you love doing but if anyone found out you wouldn't be able to live through it?

For me personally, I actually enjoy Pokemon games. Don't get me wrong I hate the show and everything that goes to it but the games are actually sorta fun.
Me too... (but only a very ickle bit) very addicting, and I pretty much dislike myself for it. But damn they're addicting!

[FuriousPanda]

I love going down to sainsburys, and buying a massive pizza(Chicago town top heavy meat feast,) 2 liters of lemon fanta, and a big bar of galaxy chocolate. The pizza alone has 2000 calories.
I then spend the rest of the day playing games, watching tv, on the internet, and fapping.
I then have at least 10 hours sleep, normally from 3am till 2 pm.
I HAVE to try this.

[Hydralisk]

I love going down to sainsburys, and buying a massive pizza(Chicago town top heavy meat feast,) 2 liters of lemon fanta, and a big bar of galaxy chocolate. The pizza alone has 2000 calories.
I then spend the rest of the day playing games, watching tv, on the internet, and fapping.
I then have at least 10 hours sleep, normally from 3am till 2 pm.
Jesus, you should meet my mate, he spends £15 on every chippie.

His list:

- Sausage supper, one of [£2.85]
- Single Sausage, one of [£1.95]
- Ice-cream, two litre, one of. [£2.95]
- Garlic bread, five of. [£1.95 for the lot]
- Rasperry sauce, large, four of. [£1.20 for the lot]
- Jammy donuts, large, four of. [£.2.40 for the lot]
- Coke or Irn bru, two litre bottle, one of. [£1.65]

and he is still a "lanky fuck", to use the local term. Being fair, someone usually pinches a donut [sp?] off him.

My guiltyness probably lies in liking Sim City 3000 way too much, as in, spending 5+ hours a day managing a city. [of course I use cheats :p ] and I despise people who drive around in limos, despite the fact that I myself went in a hummerzine to the prom :/ Not much of a secret though :p

[terrorbite]

- Single Sausage, one of [£1.95]
£1.95 for one sausage???

[tom93]

I've been picking at my spots a lot recently. I got into a habit of doing it over the exam season when I wasn't in school, and I can't get out of it now that I'm around people all the time.

[Cerberus]

Picking my nose and eating it.

Like noodles, I enjoy the thickness of it.

[Midget]

if my family or girlfriend found out that i smoke weed, i'm pretty much fucked since they're all completely against that sort of thing AND i've sworn several times that i don't do it :/

[CoX]

Picking my spots. All of them on my body, especially my upper back.

And picking my nose/ear (not one after another though).

[GorillaBearBear]

It's not really a secret, but I'm partial to a bit of light bondage.

[Haroshi]

I enjoy drinking Cider way too much,
and I have disturbing sexual fantasies.

if my family or girlfriend found out that i smoke weed, i'm pretty much fucked since they're all completely against that sort of thing AND i've sworn several times that i don't do it :/
Well it doesn't help much if you denied it before, and they find out.
But the fact is you should be able to make your own decisions,
and not act like your ashamed of it.

I know that if my parents ever found out, that I would stick to my views on
it and not submit to the idea of it being wrong.

[Midget]

i wouldn't either, but that wouldn't stop them throwing me out/girlfriend dumping me

[Mister Qwerty]

Get off the weed while you still have the chance.

[Smokey]

I agree. The pokemon games are possibly the best Gameboy game released not involving a plumber jumping on turtles.

[Hydralisk]

£1.95 for one sausage???
Sorry, should clarify that you get two sausages in a "single sausage" at this chippy :p

[Midget]

Get off the weed while you still have the chance.
nah

you're talking as if i'm some junkie who gets wrecked morning and night

currently i do it twice a week at the absolute most, but usually only once a week

[Qu1f]

Im i also one of the few people that finds exercise, fresh fuit, vegtables and trying to do summersaults addictive?

[tom93]

Picking my spots. All of them on my body, especially my upper back.

And picking my nose/ear (not one after another though).
The upper back for me, too.
It always looks like I have an itchy label.

[katox]

- Scratching at an itch/insect bite till it's red raw, then doing it some more.
- Picking at spots.
- Tweezering in-grown hairs.

Oooh the satisfaction!:eng101:

[Mister Qwerty]

It does feel good getting rid of annoying things doesn't it. Now if you'll excuse me, the Davina hunt is on.

[katox]

Davina as in Big Brother Davina (I've forgotten her surname)? :)

[White Tiger]

Tetris.

Close my eyes at times and all i see is tetris.

[Flava Dave]

Bullying fat kids.

Oh wait...

[Mister Qwerty]

Davina as in Big Brother Davina (I've forgetten her surname)? :)
Yes, I'm back from the hunt and her skull is adorning my left bedpost.

Bullying fat kids.

Oh wait...
Bully away.

[Mr stabby]

It's not really a secret, but I'm partial to a bit of light bondage.

Why do you think I kept my school ties? :p

[gembird]

Despute being known at uni for being one of the only female metallers, and also being one of the smallest and angriest, I really like 80s pop music. I love Kylie Minogue.

[captain canuck]

^ now that's a good one.

[Mash89]

Sorry, should clarify that you get two sausages in a "single sausage" at this chippy :p

WTF? What kind of counting system is that?

[Smokey]

Maybe it's a pan-dimensional sausage or maybe it's a sausage twice the size of a regular sausage.

[katox]

maybe it's a sausage twice the size of a regular sausage.

Like erm...a jumbo sausage? :p

Back to guilty pleasures though, errrrr I like playing with candles...with the wax and stuff and dripping it, ermm yes.

[happy-go-lucky]

I have a strange facination with blood. And I can't spell.

[Erskien_Parkour]

I really enjoy drinking my own blood.

The thought of anyone elses disgusts me though.

¬_¬

[Garry3]

When I'm hungover all I ever want to do is masturbate.

[asmodai]

Dressing up. Handcuffs. Pretty much anything like that.

Sex can be boring sometimes.

If I was asked this question anywhere else, I'd probably say this forum. Seriously, meet me in real life and I'm so not the type.
I'm sure you guys will keep my secret though

[crab]

I suck really hard at the skin on my upper arm until it bruises hugely. It's relaxing.
Also, I play GURPS and want to get into LARPing

[GorillaBearBear]

Dressing up. Handcuffs. Pretty much anything like that.

Sex can be boring sometimes.


Nice. I think a lot of people are into a little light bondage, but no one ever wants to bring it up.

Also, I play GURPS and want to get into LARPing

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ufaBKdY60w

[Acid]

I enjoy biting during sex, to the point where im gushing blood and I find sex in places outside of the bedroom awesome.

[slush puppy]

I enjoy biting during sex, to the point where im gushing blood and I find sex in places outside of the bedroom awesome.

Not quite gushing but I have bled a bit a fair few times before from biting. Only on the nexk area though. Really any contact with my neck makes me weak at the knees. =/
And I think I've had more sex not in a bedroom than in it.

[Eschaton]

Also, I play GURPS and want to get into LARPing

I can't blame you, it actually looks fun. A place where I can release my nerdy pleasures.

[doctor_fruitbat]

Resident LARPer here. :) It's awesome. If you saw that Dara O'Briain show just now, it was pretty reasonable in its portrayal, though they made it look like the players were more hostile to him than they actually were. Especially good was the mention of Rule 7 - it's one of those unofficial rules that make the wheels turn, yet rarely gets mentioned.

[captain canuck]

I watch kids television almost more often than I do other programming.

Among all of you I don't feel that guilty, since I've seen expressions of Lazytown or Pocoyo appreciation (though mostly in Chzbn) quite often, but I don't think I'd ever tell any of my friends or acquaintances.

[katt]

I love to read donald duck comic books (by a particularly popular author/artist but still that is very geeky i think)

someone mentioned star trek...i like star trek (TOS and TNG only) but i dont go around advertising it. however when i was 12 i had all the star trek TNG action figures and i had a crush on data and had what my friends referred to as a data doll that was basically a very large data figurine thing.

i also had a crush on wesley crusher. he wore such horrible puffy sweaters in TNG haha

[Mash89]

What is LARPing?

[doctor_fruitbat]

A magical place where the liquor flows freely, the women are busty, the fashions are low-budget and many, and there are more roaming bands of disposable monsters for the killing per square capita than in any other part of the country.

[Rook]

I enjoy watching romance anime from time to time (NOT hentai, you perverts).

I feel that many anime writers can pull off the trick of a successful romantic comedy far better than most western 'rom-coms', which, I'm not afraid to say, royally suck.

[Mash89]

After consulting Urban Dictionary, I ca see why people would be embarrassed by LARPing. Weird... I won't comment further.

[adcoolguy]

I know this is hard for most of you to swallow, but... I... enjoy going to brighton :S

ever so sorry everyone.

[RobW]

When I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I can get pretty hooked.

[crab]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ufaBKdY60w
Apart from the shitty verbals HOW DOES THIS NOT APPEAL

Also, I rarely eat biscuits without soaking them thoroughly in milk?