The Impossible....The non-random moi

[Socks]

Yea! I'm not random at the moment, because I got bored of being random. I'm currently eating a danish, and I just wrote down that I need to buy some more nutella. So, since some of you believe that my random postings should go to hell, i believe you should eat those words, like i am eating my scrumcious danish. That takes care of my frustration for now... Well, The question i wish to post is: Hello, how are you doing?

I'm doing just dandy.

And for some reason, through my current observances of being in the forums, i have noticed that most of are you are of the British Empire, or under Queen's rule....what's with you guys and feeling bad towards Americans...i mean, I'm American, and i haven't done anything wrong, except those random postings....and other stuff.

Hmm...Maybe i should ask another question too...What's your favorite beverage...My favorite alcoholic beverage would be absinthe, and my favorite non-alcoholic beverage would either be tomato juice, or orange-cream soda.

Yep. Well, have a good week. I'll try to be more intellectual in the next few days.

[AngryPaul]

what's with you guys and feeling bad towards Americans...i mean, I'm American, and i haven't done anything wrong, except those random postings....and other stuff.We don't dislike Americans. Many of our best posters are American. They just don't try and be random and hilarious.

Making an effort to be random makes it very unfunny. Very.

Stop it.

Gosseberries.

[Bappel]

Agrees with angry Paul.
I dont believe that we are hostile in any way against americans. But I believe that most of us aint that surpised anymore when we read about all the crazy/idiotic stuff that your goverment comes up with. We are now pretty used to 10 month old babies getting weapon license or gay bombs only to name the 2 most recent things.

Me on the other hand dislike USA and everything it stands for. But this dont mean that I dislike the people. If someone is a decent guy it dont matter if he is american, brittish, swedish, pakistanian, japanese, new zealander or hydralisk.




We should really change the
"QUORN PARTY!! ******* IS HERE!!"
Into
"STOP BEING A RANDOM TARD!!!"
There are to many that joins and try to be random.

[The Grim Reaper]

There is kind of an unwritten level of quality a pap thread should be for it to be worthy i suppose you could say. Random stuff usually doesnt meet this requirement that we seem to have. Perhaps keep this stuff in the cheesebin, or look at some of the other threads and just reply?
new zealander
\o/

[Darkeye]

He makes a mockery of the cleanliness and refinement of the pap compared to his brother the chzbn, he should be a exacute for such a heinous crime oohhh big words hehehehe.

and bappel.........
. If someone is a decent guy it dont matter if he is american, brittish, swedish, pakistanian, japanese, new zealander or hydralisk.


does that means all Australians are awesome, comon let me hear it

[ZekeyLizard]

There's plenty of Americans here. (well maybe not plenty).

I live on America's penis: Florida

[Darkeye]

they have oranges in Florida, don't they?

[Jimmy]

Stop using the word "random" in the wrong context! :mad:

Seriously. Learn what a word means before you use it.

[BlueIncaPilot]

Is it random, when you're logging when you are and not random?

[Mash89]

Stop using the word "random" in the wrong context! :mad:

Seriously. Learn what a word means before you use it.

Ok. Spontaneous.

[Mat^]

I don't get it.

And I'm now posting in it to inform you all of this.

This post could infact be worthwhile if I put in the effort, but this is not what I am about, I am a smarmy sarcastic bastard.

In short, this thread was as disapointing as the last two matrix movies and as fun as a fire ant enema.

I would know, I've been through both.

[Sebas]

as fun as a fire ant enema.
Sounds good.

[MONKEY050]

... and as fun as a fire ant enema.

Oh, do tell. :D


I'm American.

[Socks]

Noone told me how they are doing, and what their favorite beverage is.

[LeoZ]

just calm down and hang around in beginners. Or just lurk gen pap and the cheesebin and learn how to fit in 'round here. Then we'll like you. It's foolproof.

[Socks]

Some people told me to stay away from the bin. So ill lurk like a lurker, i guess. Off to beginners, I go. *leaves thou presence*

Edit: Wait can i hang around the game forums, its just game-rules, theres really no interaction in between unless if its some RPG. You usually just post 1-3 words, or something.

[Mat^]

Some people told me to stay away from the bin.That rule is only there for the benifit of the regulars, new people are NEVER funny in the bin, they don't quite understand it, there are a few unspoken laws that the older members go by.

It is why we are so cool.

[asmodai]

Some of the stuff you come out with is annoying, basically.
Theres really no need to compare yourself with nutella or danish or whatever it was. It's just trying too hard.

After spending years and years with people who try to be random and just shout out stuff like 'weasels', it wears thin. Very very thin.

Where is the need for it? The rest of us get along fine just being human.
On topic, my favourite drink is either a snakebite or pear cider.

[Zhyl]

If this forum were American it would be Democrats (if I have my politics right).

[Socks]

The American Congress is dominated by the Democrats due to some vote, but i dunno how you mean if this forum was american,,, because the congress is a section of the government, not the whole government, there's the executive branch (the president; who is republican), and the judicial branch too (The Supreme Court; abides by the Constitution)

[T-Bear]

If this forum were American it would be Democrats (if I have my politics right).
If this forum were food, it would be a honeydew melon.

[Socks]

Honeydew melons are tasty, but I prefer cantalopes, they add more of a sweeter flavor.

[crab]

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840864172 748050379 616076878 626827058 214916682
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653261128 928895111 304104494 628963602 286479313
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483509007 673318386 348706941 216426730 856356617

THAT'S random.
Also, there is no longer a British Empire. We got a commonwealth though.

[Mash89]

That's like the page of random numbers in the little books you get in maths exams. Looks just like that. My maths teacher told some classes that if you find a cat in it you get a bonus ten marks.

[Taekwon-joe]

To answer initial questions:
1. Fine
2. I don't drink alcohol.
3. Finches Orange or Dandelion and Burdock when available.

Why is this thread not cheesed yet?

[WraithMaster]

I hate Americans!

Wait...

Also, what Zhyl meant I think was...

If this forum were American, it'd be a Democracy.

Maybe. Maybe not.

[Socks]

187789507 815404445 452733511 371256019 047677978
840864172 748050379 616076878 626827058 214916682
452271493 470079787 548609755 373155815 678217853
008718712 138444938 848263041 295683800 939596329
653261128 928895111 304104494 628963602 286479313
190944888 233065849 670868831 685085580 864244448
668047208 874015288 838597481 004940577 489810934
330506429 343514106 520216450 836550007 412919685
376572492 871285185 178667620 058444101 290492488
437013836 248174221 420663100 253657540 371805597
376882809 580684420 743403628 836156367 566281711
545557070 848955342 369293835 955423650 852591554
265118394 527451375 297086141 273579145 791382769
182037345 319909431 222141377 627277536 319655354
130646209 412228959 389889807 343769626 454344321
612684496 913735788 640270332 893065135 923754618
693552417 405906119 845955634 362878120 415760699
770883159 736772561 369782225 811481030 537471178
468114027 748658282 310866794 295383915 789664693
483509007 673318386 348706941 216426730 856356617

THAT'S random.
Also, there is no longer a British Empire. We got a commonwealth though.

Those numbers up there, i dunno if any of you guys have skype or not, but some of the numbers turned out to be a german phone number. How awesome is that? Not very. But kinda cool.

[BlueIncaPilot]

Maybe. Maybe not.

Nah mate. We'd be good Democrats, it's good to be central rather than right wing. You be right wing and before you know it you're a fascist.

[TheSheep]

who are you?

[BlueIncaPilot]

He's socks. He has the ability to switch his randomity on and off.

[TX_101]

He's socks. He has the ability to switch his spontaneity on and off.

Fixed before Glooomp kills you with a dictionary.

;)

[by crikey!]

randomness isn't funny. its like 14 year old girls on myspace. you laugh at them in pity and kind of cringe at the same time. a 'random' noob in the 'bin has the same effect but tenfold. the mega-cringe creates a very violent reflex acion. the bin is a living organism with each person as a piece. noobs are like sticking on an extra leg which trips up the others (thats an exaggeration).

i'm rambling and using metaphors. basically, things fuck up. beginners or lurking is the best you can do, otherwise people will really really hate you. once you get the hang of things and it finally clicks, gradually start posting in the bin and if you don't get the reaction 'fuck off' you're welcome.

:)

[captain canuck]

Nah mate. We'd be good Democrats, it's good to be central rather than right wing. You be right wing and before you know it you're a fascist. Nail on the head, though controversial enough to get any lurking Right-Wingers after you (;)). Most of the forum seems squarely in the Center, where the Democrats, Liberals (Canada), and so on dwell.

I'm quite a bit further left, though; to the point where, for my Environmental stance, I've been described as a "Watermelon" (Green on the surface, but the same old Pink underneath). Mind you, that was by a die-hard Conservative who hadn't differentiated Socialism from Communism.

I don't think any the vast majority of you would think that way, though.

[BlueIncaPilot]

Fixed before Glooomp kills you with a dictionary.

;)

Sowee, couldn't thnk of a proper word.

This thread is now officially a political chat.

[Wigpat]

On topic, my favourite drink is either a snakebite or pear cider.

Kopperberg! <3 Ikea wins purely for selling it.

[terrorbite]

Kopperberg! <3 Ikea wins purely for selling it.
Yes, Kopparberg is indeed the best cider drink in the world.

[by crikey!]

Yes, Kopparberg is indeed the best cider drink in the world.

i like it, it is very smooth and fragrant. just slips down.

[BekyLou]

Yea! I'm not random at the moment, because I got bored of being random. I'm currently eating a danish, and I just wrote down that I need to buy some more nutella. So, since some of you believe that my random postings should go to hell, i believe you should eat those words, like i am eating my scrumcious danish. That takes care of my frustration for now... Well, The question i wish to post is: Hello, how are you doing?

I'm doing just dandy.

And for some reason, through my current observances of being in the forums, i have noticed that most of are you are of the British Empire, or under Queen's rule....what's with you guys and feeling bad towards Americans...i mean, I'm American, and i haven't done anything wrong, except those random postings....and other stuff.

Hmm...Maybe i should ask another question too...What's your favorite beverage...My favorite alcoholic beverage would be absinthe, and my favorite non-alcoholic beverage would either be tomato juice, or orange-cream soda.

Yep. Well, have a good week. I'll try to be more intellectual in the next few days.

http://www.mookychick.co.uk/images/nataliedee9.gif

[EDIT] http://www.Nataliedee.com ftw

[GorillaBearBear]

Anyone who says "absinthe" is their favourite alcoholic drink is 14 or under, and can't stand the stuff. No exceptions.

[Hydralisk]

Absinthe is my favorite drink lol I'm 18 honest.

No, I'm only joking, but seriously, dilute it with plenty of Orange/Blackcurrent juice and it's actually really nice.

Favorite drink = Jagermeister + Red bull. I will sex anyone who gives me that drink.

[BekyLou]

Absinthe is my favorite drink lol I'm 18 honest.

No, I'm only joking, but seriously, dilute it with plenty of Orange/Blackcurrent juice and it's actually really nice.

Favorite drink = Jagermeister + Red bull. I will sex anyone who gives me that drink.


JagerBull...num num

[X-Ryan-X]

tl;dr

Being "random" is quite possibly the saddest thing to do on the internets and IRL. Stop it please.

[Midget]

lurk the fuck more

seriously