fortunately, unfortunately.

[nub]

Fortunately, the mp3 player gets hit by a meteor and breaks

[Clowsrule]

Unfortunately, an umbrella would never work against a meteor shower.

Man all the game forums are like dying cuz ppl are getting so off topic right now

['Ello Guv'ner]

Fortunately, you find an abandoned bomb shelter under your feet.

[nub]

Unfortunately, there is no way in.

['Ello Guv'ner]

Fortunately, a meteor makes a way in.

[happy-go-lucky]

Unfortunatly, this means the bomb shelter is no longer metor proof.

[Small Fry]

Fortunately, someone shouts STFU at clowsrule and he shuts up about threads dying and goes on making this one live. Oh, and a very lucky meteor manages to wedge its way into the gap, thus making the shelter meteor proof once again.

['Ello Guv'ner]

Unfortunately, this breaks a pipe full of a gas that erodes rock.

[arw360degrees]

Fortunately you remember you can fly

['Ello Guv'ner]

Unfortunately, you get hit on the head by a small meteor and forget how.

[Clowsrule]

Fortunately, the small meteor makes you rember who your real dad is (yippee!) you just shove a random plant into the eroding pipe that is for some reason in the Jurasic period.

['Ello Guv'ner]

Unfortunately, it turns out your not in the jurassic period, your in a secret government project to clone and reenact the death of the dinosaurs. so the gas starts to corrode the entire forest which is really all made of metal.

[nub]

Fortunately, this foils the governments secret plans.

[blipflip]

Unfortunately, it causes your lungs to implode.

[Clowsrule]

unfortunately, since you have discovered the government's secret plans, the entire thing stops and all these government guys come in and are about to kill you.

MINE IS BETTER GO WITH MINE!!! lol, we posted at the same time

[happy-go-lucky]

Unfortunately, it causes your lungs to implode.

blipflip got in first:D

Fortunately, as you're in the government facility, there's loads of amazing doctors, and they fix you.

[Clowsrule]

Unfortunately they then plan to kill you for figuring out thier secret

(see how I steered it back tword my post)

[Chris]

But Happily, God picks you up and safely puts you To bed In your lovely Yorkshire Cottage.

[nub]

But Happily, God picks you up and safely puts you To bed In your lovely Yorkshire Cottage.

(It's fortunately you fool!) Unfortunately, before you can be safely placed in the cottage, the existence of god is disproved by some Swedish scientists so you plummet to the earth.

[WelshTerminator]

Fortunately you land on a trampoline

[Shintaz]

Unfortunately, it was made of ice and there was a fire pit beneath it.

[Clowsrule]

Fortunately, Before the ice can hurt you the fire melts the ice and the water from the ice puts out the fire and you land safely on the trampoline.

[Clowsrule]

sorry for the thread bump, this thread was getting to the 2nd page, and I like it more than all those new crap ones so, POST!

[carrotcake]

unfortunately it wasnt a trampoline it was the belly of godzilla

[nub]

Fortunately king Kong kicks his arse. (just like in the films...)

[Chris]

But sadly, the Peter Jackson version was shit and Fans of King Kong kill your children.

['Ello Guv'ner]

But sadly,

Its unfortunately you FuckWit!

Fortunately, you always wore a condom so couldn't have kids.

[Chris]

Are you fucking stupid?

It was an unfortunate thing to happen! You don't have to put unfortunately.

Next time, Think before you call somebody a fuckwit.

[kratzenbourg II]

Unfortunately, your condom split during a heavy sex session, and you concieved sextuplets, and had to work three jobs just to survive.

['Ello Guv'ner]

Fortunately, all your kids die and because you never saw them only paid child benefit your not sad.

Piss off, if your going to play the games, read the first post first and learn the rules!

[nub]

Unfortunately, you get aides as a result of the split condom.

[Chris]

Piss off, if your going to play the games, read the first post first and learn the rules!

You obviously don't get basic English.

['Ello Guv'ner]

I'm tolled by my English teacher that I'm a genius when it comes to words.

Anyway, Fortunately, they find a cure for AIDS and you are saved, they then unfreeze Freddie Mercury.

[carrotcake]

unfortunately you get wrapped up in musings of whether, if someone was facing the wrong way when they were getting spliced, a butt penis would turn up, and therefore you forget everything else

[Clowsrule]

CYBORGchimpish, you used to be pretty cool, but now you changed your sig and your bumping the crap out of the good threads and continuing all the bad ones.

MOVING ON,

fortunately that didn't make any sence so nothing happend so you fine with no kids.

['Ello Guv'ner]

Unfortunately, you got abducted by Furons in the sixties.

[French Bread]

fortunately its only a game and you in a small flat

[alexj9]

Unfortunately your flats on fire.

['Ello Guv'ner]

unfortunately, you play it so much you forget to pay the rent, or eat. so consequently end up on the streets, hungry.

Edit: ow, beaten to it!

[carrotcake]

Fortunately you get taken in and cared for by a pregnant osteopath

['Ello Guv'ner]

Unfortunatly, it's a man!

[Charming]

Fortunately, it's a delicious man with lucious, long blonde hair and a nice, lean body and he has a sexy guitar and he somehow looks more delicious when he smiles, which he does all the time but it's not annoying; it's just yummy... *drooly drool*

Oh my. Got a bit carried away there... heehee.

[alexj9]

Unfortunately he can't play the guitar but thinks he can. The noise gives you a headache

[Charming]

OH NOES!!!!!111111one Fortunately his kissing technique is an excellent cure for headaches and he likes to kiss me a lot (joy!).

[alexj9]

Unfortunately while your kissing you accidentaly tear his mask and find out he's a clingon. The ones from star trek.

[Charming]

Fortunately I have some klingon (or however you spell that) repellent in my handy bag and spray him to death with it. *sigh* and so my neverending quest for a real delicious man continues...

[carrotcake]

unfortunately I happen to walk in the room and am shocked to see several dead bodies and a scared clingon in the corner, *I added the bodies for atmosphere*

[Charming]

Nice atmosphere! Fortunately, they are not really dead; they are just wearing costumes at this super-awesome-dress-up-like-a-corspe party! Huzzah for parties!

[carrotcake]

unfortunately I took this the wrong way, having just been punk'd take out a gun shooting randomly (like that old cowboy in simpsons, the one that goes "YEEEE HAAAW!")

[Charming]

Fortunately it is a chocolate gun filled with yummy marshmallowy stuff so nobody is dead, we are all just a bit sticky :)

[carrotcake]

unfotunately a ravenous womper bounds into the room and decides he likes marshmallows

[Charming]

Fortunately the marshmallows are pink and, as everyone knows, wompers hate pink.

[carrotcake]

unfortunately, golden breasted pumplecacks love purple and charges.

[Clowsrule]

Fortunately, that made no sence

[Charming]

Unfortunately all the guests are now very confused and the whole party is ruined.

[carrotcake]

fortunately, the golden breasted pumplecack took a seat and quietly talked to all the guests, telling them that he likes pink and that he was indeed, charging to eat it.

[Charming]

Unfortunately, the party was also a court of law and the host, the judge, sentenced the golden breasted pumplecack to 7 years imprisonment for telling colourful lies (geddit??? haha ok that was awful but first he likes purple, then he likes pink! 'tis an offence to mess with a party guest's mind!) and causing confusion.

['Ello Guv'ner]

fortunately he's is sent to funnest prison in the world and has 7 years of fun.

[Clowsrule]

unfortunately, all the inmates are g@y and he gets butt r@ped every day

['Ello Guv'ner]

fortunately he discovers he is a gay and starts to enjoy it, making his sentence even funner.

[nub]

Unfortunatly, he catches [insert std of you're choice here]

[carrotcake]

fortunately, after research, it turns out that schalots are actually onions, no more STD for him

[Chris]

unfortunately, all the inmates are g@y and he gets butt r@ped every day

But @ means 'at' so wouldn't that be "Gaty" and "Ratped"

What's wrong with Just typing Raped and Gay?
Is It because It's completely distasteful?

[carrotcake]

{he got SERVED}

['Ello Guv'ner]

unfortunately, he got a different STD.

[Yezmonster]

fortunately its a super happy fun std which makes him rich somehow... :S

[monkyvirus]

Unfortunately the money was made illegally and the FBI weren't too happy about it. So he was forced to fake his own death and flee to Peru were he became a poor and lowly llama farmer. (that rhymes XD)

[MOONHITLER]

fortunately, the llamas became mutated, and were bought off him by some scientific company for millions.

[Insanity BenBoy]

unfortunately, the mutations were contagious, and he became horribly disfigured

[Sheepshagger]

fortunally, a hollywood movie producer hires him for a lead role. buy's him a house in beverly hills. and a blind prostitute

[MOONHITLER]

Unfortunately, everyone in BH hates him, and plots to kill him.

[Insanity BenBoy]

Fortunately, he is cast in a movie set in England and so moves there for a few months

[MOONHITLER]

unfortunately, america think the brits are trying to take over, and send five hundred and twenty one point two nuclear missiles at the uk.

[Insanity BenBoy]

fortunately, the russians are alerted to this threat and shhot the missiles out of the sky

[Yezmonster]

unfortunately russia killed a puppy in the crossfire...

[Charming]

fortunately the puppy was an ape of hell in cute, fluffsome disguise sent to do Edgar Allen Poe's evil bidding...

[Yezmonster]

unfortunately the ape of hell was going to tell every1 the meaning of life...

[Tails333]

fortunately, he said cartoons are the meaning of life

[Yezmonster]

unfortunately, it was a really AWESOME cartoon that we cant see now...

[Charming]

fortunately the only reason we can't see the cartoon now is because we've been struck down by 5 second blindness...

[nub]

Unfortunately, everyone kills themselves by blindly stumbling down manholes/off buildings/ into walls ect within the five seconds.

[Charming]

Fortunately this happened in 2087 so everybody had backup clones that were galvanised into life upon the original peoples' deaths...

[Insanity BenBoy]

unfortunatly, the backup clones were brought to life as the originals died - i.e. blind

[Charming]

fortunately everything is made of chrome and braille in 2087 so they embraced their blindness and ordered pizza. With pepperoni and extra chrome.

[Ozzylator]

Unfortunately the cost of the chrome ruptured the world economy.

[MOONHITLER]

fortunately, 2 seconds later, economy was banned, so chrome became free.

oh, and i dont mean free as in 'free as a bird', i mean it as in 'buy one get one free'.

[Insanity BenBoy]

unfortunately, a few people with large areas of storage hoarded all the chrome, leaving none for the rest of the (blind) population

[hoopsdo]

fortunately, the pizza took over 45 minutes to get to the house, so it was free

[Insanity BenBoy]

unfortunatly, as all the people were blind, they missed the new pizza and started to eat the rotten one left over from last week

[Yezmonster]

Fortunately the old pizza gave them super powers

[TheMattfish]

Unfortunately they all became super villains.

[JKybett]

fortunately the powers were temporary and everyone evil enough to use the powers for evil died from either falling from the sky, not catching a ball of fire or another power-related death (except for one person who died by getting hit by a tennis ball).

[Insanity BenBoy]

unfortunately, the same fate was issued to those using their newly acuired powers for good

[JKybett]

fortunately the good guys used the last of thier powers to save eachother and 79.76% of them survived.

[TheMattfish]

Unfortunately, due to the using of their powers on each other, the surviving people got cancer.

[rachel ^_^]

fortunately the doctor gave them lollipops contiaining chemicals that gave them extra legs, and they won the oympic 400 metre relay

[woodchip50]

unfortunatly they took part in the special olympics and thus were shunned by all and spat on in the streets for taking the glory away from those who are disabled rather than extra-enabled.

[Goshmo]

fortunatly they collected the spit (which be the thing that be spat upon them) and built small insect economies in them...

[Oakeyo]

Unfortunately, the insects were 40 foot tall and and ATE PEOPLE

[Goshmo]

Fortunatly, people beat the insects with large peices of wood, taken from their neighbours slat fence, making them irritable and driving them to France...

[Kotihyttynen]

Unfortunately, the insects formed an alliance with the French

[MargateMan]

Fortunately, the French started waving their white flags immediately...

[egprog]

Good

[Rikco the Robot]

Unfortunately, this aggravates the the insects and causes them to go on a killing spree.

[Goshmo]

Fortunately, Britain comes to save the day for the French, yet again. The insects are then shipped over to Kenya and are eaten by the Lions and Tigers... which are ONLY IN KENYA!

[woodchip50]

unfortunatly they all die from wierd bug poisoning and Norway becomes the next best tourist destination due to their tree exports now being unriveled by lions and tigers. kenya thus looses all of its tourism coz no one just wants to see zebras and giraffs and their economy fails and they all die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you bitch Goshmo condemning them all like that!

[Insanity BenBoy]

fortunately it is soon realised that norway SUCKS, so they start to rehabilitate lions and tigers from captivity back into kenya

[baden]

unfortunately, the lions and tigers are actually frogs and turtles. Too bad the shipping agent is blind.

[woodchip50]

fortunatly the local witchdoctors of kenya soon get to work grinding down the bones of the newly imported frogs and turtles to make an increadible vacination to HIV/AIDS which the pope can do nothing about!

[MOONHITLER]

Unfortunately, the vaccination comes in the form of rectal pills.

[minisheep]

fortunately you only need to take it once a month

[woodchip50]

unfortunatly it has several side effects...

[Quintumply]

fortunately the side effects give you super human strength and telescopic vision

[woodchip50]

unfortunatly these are not the best of super powers so everyone feels a bit bummed out.....

[minisheep]

fortunately they realise that they can still use this powers to fight evil!

[cheezruinzlivez]

unfortunately the next side effect of the rectal pills is having no bladder control.....

[crab]

fortunately, the third side effect is having no bladder

[woodchip50]

unfortunatly, this means when people drink anything it just comes out the other end as fast as gravity will allow...

[Yellow Eggs]

fortunately the other end is numb from the pain of pushing out the bladder so it cant be felt

[mat-tracteur561]

unfortunatly the bladder is still attached to the end of your penis...

[Yellow Eggs]

fortunately the fonz arrives and cures the said ailment

[rde563]

unfortunely he turns your genitals inside out

[mat-tracteur561]

fortunatly you are now a woman with a fully functioning genital apparatus

[flicky1991]

unfortunately you don't want to be a woman

[mat-tracteur561]

fortunatly you are secretly sexualy confused and gay and are ok with it

[magsie o skaw]

unfortunatly you contract AIDS

[mat-tracteur561]

fortunatly there is a cure

[magsie o skaw]

unfortunatly a side effect is permanent baldness

[mat-tracteur561]

fortunatly you can always buy a wig

[magsie o skaw]

unfortunatly due to the credit crunch it will cost you quite a bit

[carrotcake]

fortunately you're rich